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10-04-2024, 12:30 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Michele Fiore running for Nevada Governor in Las Vegas

Damn she's got balls. The only thing bigger than her balls are her knockers.

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10-02-2024, 09:42 PM

pinchingyourballs started a thread Area 51 Aliens like to visit Las Vegas in Whatever's On Your Mind

Many years ago an old friend of mine (a certified lunatic) told me some "insider information" about Area 51 and LV: (1) Area 51 houses aliens....

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09-30-2024, 09:26 PM

pinchingyourballs started a thread Agree or Disagree? Green Day Frontman Says LV is Shithole, Radio Stations Retaliate in Las Vegas

https://www.nme.com/news/music/green-day-banned-from-las-vegas-radio-stations-after-billie-joe-armstrong-calls-the-city-a-shithole-3798117

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09-29-2024, 07:49 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Gamblin' Gal...KAREN in Whatever's On Your Mind

Meanwhile in Vegas, an elderly woman whose legal name was "Kewl J. Mom" read the pornographic minstrel show with delight. "Why can't my son Jules...

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09-29-2024, 02:47 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Gamblin' Gal...KAREN in Whatever's On Your Mind

As Karen was writing her Great American Novel at the family computer, the Church's Chicken sandwich in her hand transformed into a lava lamp with...

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09-27-2024, 08:23 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Gamblin' Gal...KAREN in Whatever's On Your Mind

On WoV she has her own corner and the everlasting protection of the gizzard and his minions. On VCT she has the pornographic minstrel show of Mr. V....

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09-27-2024, 02:55 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Gamblin' Gal...KAREN in Whatever's On Your Mind

As Alison and Habiba oversaw the fattening of Karen, they recoiled in horror at how frequently and how massively she was able to take dumps on the...

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09-26-2024, 04:34 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Gamblin' Gal...KAREN in Whatever's On Your Mind

Nathan, Kentry, Dean, Donathan, Chone Wilson, and now Noah. What inspires these particular male names? Various step fathers?

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09-26-2024, 10:26 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Gamblin' Gal...KAREN in Whatever's On Your Mind

As Noah was being spanked by a Rube Goldberg machine, he reflected on how he had stumbled across Mr. V.'s pornographic spec script in the first...

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09-26-2024, 10:10 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Gamblin' Gal...KAREN in Whatever's On Your Mind

Noah, are you just going to take that?

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09-26-2024, 07:58 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Gamblin' Gal...KAREN in Whatever's On Your Mind

Astute observations Noah. You seem like someone who could do well as a fiction writer. :)

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09-25-2024, 10:00 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread What do you think of this Atlantic article? in Sports & Sportsbetting

Too bad, so sad. The person who wrote the Atlantic article would probably say that sportsbook operators should verify assets and income before...

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09-25-2024, 09:53 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D in Whatever's On Your Mind

I had forgotten the cat thread. It's as bad as Nathan's Corner, possibly worse due to the stench of cat piss.

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09-25-2024, 07:38 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread The WoV Thread in Las Vegas

She's a stunner: sharp stinger at the tip of her voluptuous venom bulb, well defined abdomen segmentation, pincers that grip like a vise. I met her...

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09-25-2024, 07:04 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread The WoV Thread in Las Vegas

If Somebody insulted my wife, I would tell his wife about Karen. I guaran-fucking-tee Mrs. Somebody would not approve of an "asexual virgin" troll...

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09-24-2024, 11:15 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D in Whatever's On Your Mind

"I'm just not feeling it for the number 17308926," Habiba the ventriloquist alligator said to her lesbian wife, Alison, as they munched on the...

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09-24-2024, 11:05 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread What do you think of this Atlantic article? in Sports & Sportsbetting

Everything the article says about sports betting could be said about any other form of gambling. Many of the states that have moved to online lottery...

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09-24-2024, 08:04 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D in Whatever's On Your Mind

Good morning. Please enjoy the following 4 x (3x6x8x64) = 36864 3 x (7x9x9x47) = 79947 3^5 x 7 x 21 = 35721 and try not to take yourself...

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09-23-2024, 12:43 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread accusations of Lying at VCT in Las Vegas

Mister V: poet laureate of VCT "Pass me the doobie." Karen the autist: troll-at-arms of VCT "Spot me a hundred?" R. E. Dietz: cranky old...

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09-23-2024, 08:05 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D in Whatever's On Your Mind

Sweet, 343 is a favorite of mine.

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09-23-2024, 07:57 AM

pinchingyourballs started a thread What do you think of this Atlantic article? in Sports & Sportsbetting

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09-22-2024, 01:33 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D in Whatever's On Your Mind

Some countries have 8 digit phone numbers (minus the equivalent of an area code). Maybe you could call some 17308926's and ask them for advice.

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09-22-2024, 12:42 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread accusations of Lying at VCT in Las Vegas

By his own words he remains a punching bag here for entertainment. How nice for Tasha and Kewl to have a pair of VCT lawyers.

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09-22-2024, 10:31 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread accusations of Lying at VCT in Las Vegas

He gives his hairless balls a shake To ditch the scorpion (my mistake!) The only other sound's the snort Of Mister V.'s Peruvian flake

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09-21-2024, 09:05 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread accusations of Lying at VCT in Las Vegas

Stopping by a Kewl Thread on a Snowy Evening Whose thread this is I think I know His house is in the tunnels though...

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09-21-2024, 06:49 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D in Whatever's On Your Mind

Meanwhile, in the ill-conceived decorative pond infested with gators -- one of millions dotting the humid hellscape of Florida -- Rashid made a...

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09-21-2024, 09:46 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D in Whatever's On Your Mind

Karen Chone Wilson-Nathan Esq. ripped the manuscript page from her typewriter. She muttered to herself "hemostat pliers, brain worms..." before...

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09-20-2024, 03:30 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Hey Tasha in Las Vegas

I sort of agree with whoever said they'd give her $100 if they could do it anonymously. (I apologize I don't have a quote bot like Mohammed Canine.) ...

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09-20-2024, 08:00 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread TASHA: Find the Hialeah Park Casino spider in Whatever's On Your Mind

Hint: Adult Retards is plural.

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09-20-2024, 07:59 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D in Whatever's On Your Mind

Since I live rent-free in your head, am I responsible for repairs or are you? The frontal lobe needs repainting. By the way, the magic number is...

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