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Yesterday, 10:38 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Should he have won his lawsuit? in Las Vegas

Nice comeback. I look forward to BensonBingham_1's response when he revives this thread 5 years from now.

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Yesterday, 10:03 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Hey Tasha in Las Vegas

You should just get a job at the casino since you can't stay away.

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Yesterday, 08:11 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Hey Tasha in Las Vegas

She should play African drums outside the Sephora store where rich bitches might toss her $20 now and then.

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Yesterday, 07:23 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Hey Tasha in Las Vegas

QUIT PLAYING BINGO, DUMBASS.

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09-05-2024, 08:20 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Man stung in testicles by scorpion at the Venetian in Las Vegas

I'll ask one of my distant cousins in Florida to sting you in the nuts so you can compare.

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09-04-2024, 10:20 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Man stung in testicles by scorpion at the Venetian in Las Vegas

So you think it's too good looking to be a real scorpion? ;)

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09-04-2024, 10:19 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Man stung in testicles by scorpion at the Venetian in Las Vegas

And this is her adult son: https://www.yahoo.com/news/popular-video-game-journalist-accused-184452617.html

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09-04-2024, 09:05 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Man stung in testicles by scorpion at the Venetian in Las Vegas

Fun fact: This photo was taken after a fan in Munich had given them all hummers.

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09-04-2024, 07:45 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Am I the best ever? in Las Vegas

Why don't you fly Tasha out to Vegas and marry her?

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09-03-2024, 10:31 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Man stung in testicles by scorpion at the Venetian in Las Vegas

What impedes scorpions climbing is their weight. The big ones tend to fall before they can get very high but the little ones climb as well as...

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09-03-2024, 12:17 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Am I the best ever? in Las Vegas

You sure know a lot about his day to day life. Are you a scorpion living under loose tiles in his kitchen? It's always nice to meet another bug who...

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09-03-2024, 09:54 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Am I the best ever? in Las Vegas

There's only one thing women love more than a frugal man who won't spoil her, and that's a frugal man who has multiple girlfriends he doesn't spoil.

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09-03-2024, 07:45 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Man stung in testicles by scorpion at the Venetian in Las Vegas

It was one of my cousins. Rumor has it he was looking for the butthole, but the man was wearing his underwear backwards.

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09-02-2024, 04:45 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread The rats of VCT Boz, MisterV, REDietz, UNKewlJ in Las Vegas

Quick, Kewl! More bait.

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09-02-2024, 03:27 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Am I the best ever? in Las Vegas

He knows the bus schedule by heart. Do you know when bus number such-and-such arrives at stop number whatever on Sunday???

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09-02-2024, 03:21 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread The rats of VCT Boz, MisterV, REDietz, UNKewlJ in Las Vegas

I don't have any because I don't need it. Have you considered the radical notion of not taking the bait for a change? Or are you two just the...

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09-02-2024, 02:21 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread The rats of VCT Boz, MisterV, REDietz, UNKewlJ in Las Vegas

Is there a Clozapine shortage?

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09-02-2024, 09:51 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D in Whatever's On Your Mind

I'm going to summon Abby with some math curios: 12 x 42 = 21 x 24 12 x 63 = 21 x 36 12 x 84 = 21 x 48 13 x 62 = 31 x 26 13 x 93 = 31 x 39 14...

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09-02-2024, 07:07 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Best Advantage Pay of 2024 in Las Vegas

Disagree. It was only one robber, the gaming area is huge, there are million places to duck and hide, and all the flashing lights and bright screens...

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09-01-2024, 02:07 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Hey Tasha in Las Vegas

Hypothetically, in Nevada Tasha could auction off her virginity to the highest bidder.

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09-01-2024, 02:04 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Am I the best ever? in Las Vegas

ZenKinG is the beacon of light and hope we need after Tasha's fall from grace.

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08-31-2024, 04:36 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Hey Tasha in Las Vegas

You have no reasonable expectation of privacy when you send inappropriate PMs. KewlJ was right to report it to Dan Druff and acting within VCT forum...

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08-30-2024, 09:21 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D in Whatever's On Your Mind

Boarding the plane to Miami, Choné was seated between two fatties. Oh no, not this story line again, he mused. Doesn't that fucking scorpion ever...

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08-30-2024, 08:58 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Advice you would give to Gambling Newbies? :) in Las Vegas

What do you want him to do, exactly? I think you should have told Tasha yes on the condition that she verify her ID and address and provide a real...

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08-30-2024, 05:04 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Advice you would give to Gambling Newbies? :) in Las Vegas

Banning people from gambling forums does not cure them of their addiction. For one thing, they can still lurk, and for another there are dozens of...

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08-30-2024, 11:19 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D in Whatever's On Your Mind

Choné Wilson ripped the page from his typewriter and crumpled it. Instead of throwing it in the wastebasket, he smoothed it out, recrumpled it very...

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08-30-2024, 08:11 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Advice you would give to Gambling Newbies? :) in Las Vegas

Some advice I would give to sockpuppetry enthusiasts is to never use the same catchphrase across accounts if you don't want to be found out.

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08-29-2024, 09:22 PM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D in Whatever's On Your Mind

Back at the tent, the Dinty Moore Beef Stew was indeed burning. Mohammed offered it to a passing raccoon and pondered what to do about dinner. Jules...

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08-29-2024, 09:22 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D in Whatever's On Your Mind

"What?" Mohammed replied. He hoped his husband would say 'chicken butt' but Jules did not have much of a sense of humor. "That baby we adopted and...

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08-29-2024, 09:13 AM

pinchingyourballs replied to a thread Advice you would give to Gambling Newbies? :) in Las Vegas

Do not wager more than you can afford to lose. Do not gamble if you are extremely poor. Free food is usually food that's about to go bad. ...

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