jbjb
Platinum

Dude, this shit with stacked dice happens in Monopoly or Yahtzee all the fucking time.

He only targets little boys in the locker room.

Dummy Alan: "Billy brought up a good point and I have to say that it supports my 1/6. Billy is pointing out that we know that opposite faces of...

Casino managers salivate when Alan walks in.

Alan is one stupid motherfucker! Setting one die to a 2 and rolling a second die is NOT THE SAME as rolling 2 dice SIMULTANEOUSLY and having at least...

Who cares. Colin is nothing but a "Johnny come lately" when the movie "21" came out and is doing nothing but regurgitating the same stuff from years...

Me either.

Alan, read Beyond Counting Exhibit CAA on why the saying "always bet full odds" is a myth.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ploppies are the loud mouth know-it-alls who think they know what they're talking about but really don't. They are the blackjack players that hassle...

C'mon guys, Alan only deals with 18 consecutive snake-eyes!

No decency for idiot suckers!

Women are nothing more than play toys. No reason to get emotional over a play toy.

Just think of all of that extra money he's doing out to these broads in the name of alimony that he could be blowing at the craps tables.

Bring it on fucknut.

Change this thread to "Stupid Money". And snow? WTF you do, move in with MidwestPlayer?

I wouldn't fight for that.

Don't piss me off Lloyd.

I have no dog in this fight, but if I were an unbiased referee, Max is winning.

Yaaaawwwwwnnnnnnn

It's quite obvious that none of you have any real friends since you all are on here constantly.

The 18 yos is mocked EVERYWHERE!!!!!

That's funny. But millions per month as Monet said was a bit much.

Your "documentation" was fake as fuck!!!

He thinks he's "ahead" when in reality he's still DOWN hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Dealers want you to "bet more to win more" so you'll foolishly TIP MORE!

I'm not saying other people would. I'm saying that I wouldn't.

I wouldn't doubt anyone saying that dice landed on top of each other. Probably saw that happen lots of times as a kid playing yahtzee.

I'll admit it, I'm addicted to what I do for a living. I enjoy it. But I do take time off and do other stuff as well.

And leave it out when playing off that 10 blue as well. Also, this is one of the easiest games where you can make it look like you lose a ton of...