MisterV
Platinum

Axl's phone rang; he wiped the cum off his fingers and answered. "Axl, this is judge V; get down here immediately." Axl cleaned off his "dirty...

They should interview seedvalue, that would be ... strange. Claims of millions in profits, a monster trouser snake, and homophobia...the trifecta....

Or, she could have blown her brains out, having lost the money her mother gave her to apply toward arrearages in rent. Or, she could have picked...

'Twas morning in Maui. Axl completed his ablutions by hitting himself hard in the balls, the way his father did it when he was a boy: who needs...

I watch a lot of fishing videos on YouTube; we have huge fish (sturgeon) in the Pac NW, but I had no idea that they pulled eight foot long freshwater...

Could you tell what he was shoving up his nether orb? My money is on an axolotl. Rumor has it they're better than gerbils.

The final set was about over; Axl found himself staring at a huge palmetto bug (or was it a cockroach?) that perched on Billy's shoulder. Axl...

Of course you can. Sheesh, you don't get out much, do you? You're so fucking dense I better explain how he did it. In a nutshell: the donut...

No, they GAVE you money by forgiving the debt. That's called "charity," and bestowed on the weak and the pitiful.

While being escorted through the courthouse to the jail, Maxwell and the bailiffs passed the courthouse vendor. Clever lad, Maxwell was able to...

Cool. You just discovered the power of looking and sounding so pitiful that strangers will give you money. Now monetize it with a bogus Go Fund...

Yung was thrown head-first into the dank pit; he landed on the crumpled form of Rob Singer. The stench of loss permeated the air to a redolent...

Ewwwww, gross. Hey Rob,are you claiming also that your cock is longer, thicker and gets more action than seedvalue's? He seems adamant that his...

Inspector Clousseau sipped his cafe au lait, twisted his moustache and asked the shackled prisoner "What is your name?" "My name Jose JImenez"...

Axl was making Cambrick tea when there was a loud knock on the door: ! "IRS." "Uh-oh" flashed in his mind; "they must have found out that I never...

Axl had tired of living in this day and time so he fired up his wayback machine and went back to Bethlehem; it was christmas day. He popped into...

In the early days of the internet there was a site called "killyourself.com." Very goth. Long gone now...probably suicided.

During the show the audience booed and threw rotten fish at Izzy and Steven, yelling "Get the fuck off the stage grandpa, we need young blood up...

The wannabe fiction writer decided that reality had no place in her make-believe world; reality must be consigned to the slag heap. Time travel:...

Axl opened up the tome on Contract Law and was stunned to see how approachable and non-mystifying the law could be. In attempting to explain the...

Nathasha, a deranged gold-digging gambling addict, had a plan. She'd watched most of the vapid, inane courtroom farce and decided she'd take...

Axl smiled, shook her hand, thanked her profusely for the hummer and then left the immersion clinic with a spring in his step and herpes simplex...

When the weed was all gone and the band members were close to nodding out, Axl told them how all their money had been felonioulsly purloined by their...

Liar, liar, pants on fire. Get with the program.

Axl needed a few hundred million to help get Trump elected, so he called his CPA. He'd previously given his and all of Cake Cream's full power of...

Tasha, I gotta tell ya: Cake Cream is beyond irrelevant, they are passe'. All thanks to you. Wild Water has thoroughly kicked their ass to the...

Tasha, did you know that when used correctly, your Player's Club card can transport you through time? Only one machine can do it, and you must hit...

The audience for popular music is very fickle, Tasha: they will turn on you in a heartbeat. For example, remember Tiny Tim? Hero one day,...

Axl received his advance copy of "Guiness Book of World Records." He felt nervous, like a cat on a hot tin roof, anticipating what he'd see. ...

Mr. Neuman directed Cake Cream to their dressing room; Axl thought it was the nicest, if only, tee-pee he'd ever been in. The band chilled,...