MisterV
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Tasha, please don't try to explain yourself; instead, vomit out some more of your fantasies. Can you throw in some bestiality? Maybe a bit of...

James told his story to Cake Cream while secretly crossing his fingers. "Lordy," he thought; "the last thing I'd want is for them to find out why...

I don't recall dissing your Thorens 'table; no, I only disrespected your choice of speakers: Bose 901's. see prior discussion:...

Oh, you're referring to "What About Bob?" I thought the subject was "What About Rob?"

Wow, just ... nothing. A dud when it comes to proving I am "a known and serial liar." And "cowardice?" Bwa ha ha ha, 'twould have been...

Wow, are you still butt-hurt about me declining your invitation to meet in Pacific City? I am not bothered in the slightest by your declining my...

LOL..do you project much, boyo? My health and wealth are fine; off to Chinook Winds on a comp to gamble and party with friends. And no, you...

You fucking loon. This is an internet forum where disputes begin and resolve via words on a screen; threats of violence are for elementary school...

Ringo awoke covered in sweat, his heart racing. "Whoa, what a profound realization" he thought. While probably a dream, it had seemed so real....

James was surprised to see Ringo dressed like a chicken and Paul festooned in a Bozo the clown suit. "Come in, come in, and choose a costume." ...

To clarify: that wasn't me, KJ, as you well know. I did copy and send to his casino a post douchedawg had made bragging as he does about how he...

What kind of father would crucify his own son?

The following morning Cake Cream discovered that James had acquired a new bed partner: an Asian woman who looked just like Yoko Ono. She tried to...

Pshaw. Better you should ask "What is it about the behavior of certain posters that so angers others that they forward the offensive comments of...

"A Confederacy of Dunces" is a great American novel; the author (John Kennedy Toole) wrote it out in cursive on legal pads then killed himself; ...

Tasha scratched her leg and pondered the unfairness of life. Just think: a girl with her abilities forced to live with her parents and turn over...

Yes, properly drafted a private contract between six people can be enforceable. For example: a road maintenance agreement between home owners in...

I suspect there would be issues to enforceability of such contracts. Violative of /against public policy, for example. Also, Axl claims he's...

James and Andy couldn't sleep: "Who was that fellow that the test results say is our father?" They went back to Casino Royale: 4:00 AM, and there...

"Can I be John?" asked James. "Sure." With that James shook Axl's hand, thanked him, and twisting his right arm behind himself he fired five...

Cake Cream assembled under the "Welcome to Las Vegas sign;" they took selfies and shook each other's hands. "OK, I think your daddy is a loud...

As the members of Cake Cream sat around the table in DQ, enjoying strawberry blizzards, a question was asked: "Well, if Old Axl isn't our father,...

I read that he was either pissed at or jealous of Bob Dancer being popular back in the day so he deliberately chose to adopt the last name "Singer"...

Really? Could of fooled me. All I did was practice law for decades and help myriad folks with their legal problems; they must have been...

No doubt you deserved it and had it coming. Like they did with Rasputin, they should try poison and then toss you headlong into a well.

They follow us online and are punishing you for your horrible ongoing story about Axl, doppelgangers and time travel.

As a former CIA spook he must be closely monitored by the NSA; heck, they may even have caused the blow out. Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me, with...

Fuck off, Ron. What, you run out of coupons to clip?

The guy projectile vomits via computer. Hopefully it's just a shtick of his; were he REALLY as fucked up as he comes off online he'd be shot down...

LOL What if an asshole farts his opinion and nobody really cares? Seedvalue=flatulence in print