Bob Yodeler -- Lifetime Video Poker Winner
Something just occurred to me. Rob says that all "advantage video poker players" are losers.
I'm ahead lifetime playing video poker. I've never hit a jackpot over $1000. Yet I'm ahead after 25 years. Now admittedly, I play just 40-50 hours a year, but I imagine it probably counts for something in the grand scheme of things that I'm ahead.
So the question I have for forum readers is: should I claim to be an advantage player who is ahead, or should I concoct some reason that I'm ahead? I'm thinking I wear special blue shirts that pick up on the vibe of the machines and massage them into winners. Or maybe I could become a spokesperson for those copper bracelets or wrist wrap thingies. You know, "I win with copper," or something like that. I could conceivably sell a lot of shirts or copper.
I would hate to claim to be an advantage player and thereby blow another hole in Rob's theories about advantage players. So maybe copper is the way to go.
Let me know your thoughts.