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MisterV (I think addressing you as Mr MisterV would be redundant) I was told you were on hiatus from this and other forums for a while. What happened? Were you researching casinos during your hiatus from posting? You certainly have a lot of new energy and experiences to share. If you found the golden fleece during your absence please share the success. Thank you.
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Originally Posted by AndrewG
ya know how they claim pets take on the personality of their owners? Well I guess that applied to law clerks and assistants, taking on the personality of their boss's clients as well, because you sound just like Alan with a question like that. ;)
I think he already explained all this.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndrewG
Hah, then you'd know how to win every time you play, just like me.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndrewG
Sorry boyo, there can be only one, and that one is me!
Stanford undergrad, Harvard Law, Senior partner and renowned litigator; hell, I recently married a beautiful Italian heiress at the baccarat table at Wynn; poor girl doesn't know what she's in for, with her being so very generous with her billions, bwa ha ha.
Why did she pick me?
She didn't, silly boy: I picked her, the lucky girl.
Now go back to schlepping refurbished VCR's and boxloads of broken freight, I need to chat with Elon about some things I want him to change with his business model.
Now where's that fucking toy monkey, time for some more baccarat.
MisterV came back to forums to devote his existence to MDawg.
https://i.imgur.com/zHlNq4H.jpg
At WOV, I don't believe he has made more than a few posts other than revolving around MDawg. He spends all his free time polishing praise (prose?) to MDawg. Isn't he retired? Correction - he spends all his time polishing praise (prose?) to MDawg.
Lately especially, there really isn't much people like jbjb, AxelAss, UNKewlJ and MisterV post about at these forums unless it has to do with MDawg.
For example, I have it on good authority that when UNKewlJ goes into the dive casinos he frequents and tries to grind out a few bucks, he keeps saying to himself, Damn! I wish I could win like MDawg. Think about it - in one $15,000. ahead session today I booked an infinite times more than the UNKewl booked all year in 2020, considering UNKewl ended in the red and gave up.
UNKewlJ is like a retard that can't stop babbling incoherently about the same subject. What this boy needs is to reset his mania and stop that record skipping repetition of his on the subject of MDawg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdTTqDGPEeg
Oh yeah, one more thing. Thanksgiving 2017, just over a month removed from heart surgery, I traveled to Phila for a trip already planned. Let's see sunday afternoon: I can meet up with a troll from the internet forum, coach belly, or attend the Eagles / Bears games and see the Eagles on their way to a Superbowl Championship. Yeah, I chose the Eagles. No regrets here. :cool:
You planned our meeting...you picked the day, date, time and place.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
As far as anyone knows, you made up the heart surgery and Eagles tickets stories.
Fucking bullshitting sissy tewlj. What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with me? What is wrong with you? You are the biggest idiot on these forums. Singer and Mdawg maybe bigger bullshitters, but you are the biggest freaking idiot, by far. BY FAR! You ARE the village idiot! And please note that I said forums (plural).Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
What's homophobic about acknowledging your love for sucking dick?Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Go suck a dick, do what you gotta do to make a buck.
You keep bringing it up as if anybody cares what you do for a living.
And you are the biggest liar on these forums.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Fully half of your life spent lying about yourself and to yourself.
What is wrong with you?
See how juvenile you are. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellyWhat's homophobic about acknowledging your love for sucking dick?Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Go suck a dick, do what you gotta do to make a buck.
You keep bringing it up as if anybody cares what you do for a living.
Do you honestly believe anyone thinks I make a buck by sucking dick? But ask if the old pervert coach PAYS some bucks to suck of the underage boys and you will have some that believe that, including me. :cool:
Absolutely, many members believe you make your nut by sucking dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
You would be homeless if not for sucking dick.
Isn't that true?
Yeah, you got me. It is all a big lie. I started posting on gambling forums in 2006, my 3rd year of playing blackjack, sharing my journey. That 3rd year I made 12 grand, which was a little better than my first two years when I made 10 grand and 9 grand. I wonder if the people on that blackjack site were impressed? Over the next few years, able to move up in stakes, I made 26k, 39k, 50ishk. I'll bet everyone was as impressed as hell. Then Atlantic City caved in for me, when Borgata started bet restricting me. So I picked up and moved across country to Vegas.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellyAnd you are the biggest liar on these forums.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Fully half of your life spent lying about yourself and to yourself.
What is wrong with you?
But wait that was all a lie. I was really making french fries at McDonalds, and just relocated to make french fries at a Las Vegas McDonalds. For the next 11 years, while making french fries, and later bumped up to Burgers, I kept the charade going, sharing tales of riches and buckets of money, and expensive jewlery. Oh wait I am mixing up some one else's "tales". Mine was that of a mid level player, grinding out a living, 60, 70, 80k a year. On a good year, 100k, on a couple bad years 27k and 14k last year.
Yep, you got me, coach suck me off. It was all a 15 year lie, of a modest living making about what a fast food manager makes, a couple years, even what the french fry guy makes.
Idiot!!! and I am not saying that as a bust. You are a freaking stupid fuck!
There was a thread started called Mr. V Missing in Action. Mr. V made the following post in that thread in March 2019 then we didn't see him here for over a year and a half. Looks like the negative gambling got the best of him.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndrewG
03-11-2019, 06:22 PM #31
MisterV
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All is well with me and mine here in Stumptown.
I've avoided posting as an aid to helping me curb my zeal for casino play; it seems to me anyway that posting about gambling on these boards "fuels the fire" for me.
I need to rein things in a bit as I have been betting more and enjoying it less.
No, I'm not quitting, just giving myself a dose of "tough love."
Happy variance to all
I really don`t think the "Coach" pays to suck off underage boys. I do believe however he uses other enticements such as more playing time or a starting spot so he can get a little locker room or shower action....when that fails, he`s forced to sit in his cramped janitors closet and beat off to boy band magazinesQuote:
Originally Posted by kewlJSee how juvenile you are. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellyWhat's homophobic about acknowledging your love for sucking dick?Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Go suck a dick, do what you gotta do to make a buck.
You keep bringing it up as if anybody cares what you do for a living.
Do you honestly believe anyone thinks I make a buck by sucking dick? But ask if the old pervert coach PAYS some bucks to suck of the underage boys and you will have some that believe that, including me. :cool:
It must be a great relief to finally admit to years of deception.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
But nobody believed you anyway, not after we caught on to your contradictory posts.
You see, the truth doesn't change. But your blackjack stories did change.
That's what exposed you.
Happy sucking tewlj, because sucking dick is all you have to look forward to.
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Originally Posted by KeystoneI really don`t think the "Coach" pays to suck off underage boys. I do believe however he uses other enticements such as more playing time or a starting spot so he can get a little locker room or shower action....when that fails, he`s forced to sit in his cramped janitors closet and beat off to boy band magazinesQuote:
Originally Posted by kewlJSee how juvenile you are. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Do you honestly believe anyone thinks I make a buck by sucking dick? But ask if the old pervert coach PAYS some bucks to suck of the underage boys and you will have some that believe that, including me. :cool:
Nothing contradictory, you moron. My story and claims are remarkably stable because they are truth. I suspect many players find them somewhat boring for the same reason. No high end suites, rolex watches, or Newell RV's. Just a guy grinding out a living.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Thank you! When I engage in that activity I almost always enjoy it. Otherwise I wouldn't do it. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Wow. Even THIS innocent thread about Mr. V delved into Posters hurling insults at each other... :( VERY sad...:(
I'm sure you were taught to enjoy it.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
We're a happy family, we're a happy family, we're a happy family...me, mom and daddy.