The Interview With Alan M. On June 16
First, I apologize to kew for taking all his needed attention away from him in the past few days. At my command :) he should have it back shortly, where his feeling of relevancy should once again get a self-boost so he can continue on with his concocted internet forum life--THE most important thing to him in this world.
I've had a string of good luck recently. A dealt $160k royal seemed like the end-all, didn't it? Of course, it immediately brought out the haters, the first of which was this Boy Wonder jbjb, who because it was such a terrible gut-shot to him, immediately came on to say he's "seen that exact jackpot on the internet". But alas, just when he got everyone on the edge of their seats waiting for his evidence, he never came through. That's what happens when you lie, jbjb. After that, we had the usual grumblings about how "it just can't be true" and such, but these boys just ran out of options and after a few sleepless nights, the ache faded.
Then the $1.5mil happened, and all hell broke loose. Kew tried using (multiple times, as he always does when direct hits occur) "Singer set us up!...he said he was gonna get a big hit on $25 five-play UX because he FOUND IT SOMEWHERE ELSE BEFORE!" He also neglected to say I was ready to possibly lose $400k in the process. But guess what--why pressed, he could not find where it came from. That's because it came from ME.
So max, quietly suffering in the background over this, tries to come to his rescue with some very confusing story about how some Hi-limit slot lady at Caesars told him? about taking a pic of a $1.5mil hit that included four 3's. So they ran with that.
The problem with this story is, it SOUNDS easy enuf to verify, but it's been diluted so much with change (and likely, purposely so) that even Columbo couldn't follow it. I've even offered to pay the gal for the time-stamped picture. But it seems we're now at the point where anyone who cares enuf to can go over to Caesars and show them my picture, while asking if this rare winner was hit there. Naturally, it wasn't, because A. That UX machine doesn't and has never existed in the general population in Nevada; and B. I'm the one who hit it, elsewhere.
There's been other conspiracy theories like kew and his desperately sought after "secret VP jackpot pictures website" and the VERY SILLY "That's not your son taking the picture because of oblique angles, reflection curving etc." but we're getting into the minutiae with this stuff. Suffice it to say that there is and will never be any real evidence out there that contradicts the fact that I hit this and ONLY I hit this. To the chagrin of many.
Now, the interview. I'm not sure who sees it or what's done with it but it doesn't matter. I'll do it because I was asked to and since we're going up to Reno and Lake Tahoe prior to driving back to our home in S. Dakota, I booked a stop in LV for this on 6/16. For what it's worth I'll bring the original $1,602,000 tax form from the win, but none of my Singer-hating pals will accept it as real because it's not in their DNA. Nonetheless, I'm real, and I'll be there!
Finally, notwithstanding the possibility that I'm presenting yet another opportunity with this post for redietz to chime in with some outwordly melody again....kew: you're dismissed. You always miss the mark, and I feel like I'm dealing with a 3rd grader when you get so discombobulated over my big wins. And max----I keep hearing that you "can support everything you say" and that "everything Singer says is a lie". Oh really? Can you show evidence that my MONEY is fake? Can you show evidence that my GOLD is fake? (And you haven't seen it all). Can you provide evidence that EITHER ONE OF MY RECENT BIG WINS aren't real? On and on.
In closing--try not to make this thread go over one page this time. Or better yet, completely ignore responding. I know everyone will read it at least twice anyway.
THE PERFECT STORM
