Before you mother fuckers get ON the elevator,
Let the mother fuckers OFF the elevator.
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Before you mother fuckers get ON the elevator,
Let the mother fuckers OFF the elevator.
This has been a Finkle approved Public Service Announcement...
If that bothers you so much, then be a man about it, and don't let anyone in the elevator until you get out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray Finkle
Technically, you're still a man...right, Ray?
Do you need elevator lessons or something?
Here ya go...stand in front of the door, and when it opens, step out.
Geez...stop bitching about the laces, and just kick the fucking ball.
Why are you such a cunt?
Relax and have some fun, bitch.
Anyway, I always say that the stairs are your friends.Quote:
This is a little difficult because UK and US English use elevator differently. An American elevator would usually be described as a lift in Commonwealth English, and you get in them. An elevator in UK English is a hoist which has open platforms that raise vertically - you put things on this. ( also known as a “paternoster” elevator)
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I rode the elevator to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said "Have a good day, son."
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
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How does Monet get in and out of an elevator?
At the same time. Ha.
YES!!
I've been running the stairs all week
44 th floor at The Palazzo.
Good jod grim!!
I'm impressed, and slightly aroused...
Ray Finkle, are you Asian? I ask because from my experience there are lots of Asians in town from Dec 23-25. And frankly, not to stereotype but rushing onto the elevator sounds like something they do. :rolleyes:
I live in a highrise so I ride the elevator daily and when the elevator reaches the first floor or parking garage level, I have never had people rush on before those of us on exited. That just doesn't make sense. I don't know, maybe we are "experienced elevator riders". :D
Anyway, enjoy your time in Vegas. 65 degrees and sunny. :)
No, I'm far from Asian.
But I will say, probably 85% of the clientele here are.
Does that answer the question??
Get out of my way and go cower in the back of the elevator, cunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray Finkle
Bitch online about etiquette whenever you manage to get out, kicky-boy.
I'm sorry coach,
I forgot you were here.
You may leave now...
Not until I finish double-checking your naughty list, Fish Finkle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray Finkle
So mind your manners, Ray.
I was fairly sure that you aren't Asian, not that it matters.
More interested in the underlying, psychic connections.
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They say that it's the water here, in Kitchener. Ha.Quote:
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Distance between London and Kitchener is 76 kilometers (47 miles).
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The 5, and 7, are significant in that they "slide" around the 6.Quote:
"57 Varieties" was the slogan of Pittsburgh's H. J. Heinz Company. In its early days, the company wanted to advertise the great number of choices of canned and bottled foods it offered for sale. Although the company had more than 60 products in 1892, the number 57 was chosen because the number "5" was Henry John Heinz's lucky number and the number "7" was his wife's lucky number.
Hmmm.
Psychic connections?
I once killed a gopher with a stick.
Does that count???
Got me thinking about the people that spend Xmas eve and Christmas at the casinos. I won't ask about your situation, Ray Finkle, but I am remembering a number of years ago, I was walking through Bally's on Christmas eve and saw a family checking in. Mother, Father 2 kids, boy and girl, about 5 or 6, maybe 7, I would guess. In addition to their luggage, they had 2 big trash bags full of wrapped Christmas presents, so obviously were going to celebrate their Christmas at the Casino.
What I was wondering is how they explained that to the kids? They brought the presents with them, right there is view of the kids, so it wasn't "Santa" bringing the gifts. Had they just given up on the whole Santa thing in exchange for Christmas playing the slot machines? :D
You'll have to put it in a limerick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray Finkle
Is this a riddle?Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
The family who checked into Bally's on Christmas Eve doesn't believe in Santa or celebrate Christmas.
Kewl.
I don't get the whole bring the kids to Vegas thing
It's just me and Lois, so...
OMG, I know, right!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ray Finkle
Every time I fly home to Vegas, from Pa or somewhere, and am on a plane full of people with kids...especially younger kids, 4,5,6,7, I just shake my head. Where the F do these people think they are headed...disney world?
and no coach belly, it wasn't a riddle. Since they brought bags of wrapped gifts, they were celebrating Christmas. I just don't know how they would explain that to little kids.
Were the trash bags clear, or did you rummage through them?Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
All Christmas gifts are not wrapped, and all wrapped packages are not Christmas gifts, even during Christmas season.
And, all gifts transported by parents are not necessarily for their children.
Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellyAll Christmas gifts are not wrapped, and all wrapped gifts are not Christmas gifts, even during Christmas season.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
And, all gifts transported by parents are not necessarily for their children.
Were the trash bags clear, or did you rummage through them?
Can't you give your trolling and game-playing a break for even a couple days at Christmas time? There were wrapped gifts showing at the top of (or sticking out of) the bags.
Kewl.
Why so many Asians here now?