The Kewl-J Challenge

I challenge the kewl-J to prove his supposed prowess-ability to count accurate 2 21 tables simultaneous. I'll arrange for two table situate close together with two dealer dealing from the six decks shoe. The kewl-J will play at one table makin wager, workin the bets spread ramps-up, and count the second table accurate at the same times. If he pony up and does this then I'll give him 4ks US$, for maybe 40 or 45 minutes of his times, simple and plain. I'm also willing to book sides-wager with cats as to whether or not the kewl-J will pony up and accept this challenge, hey hey.

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Originally Posted by The Boz

Saw this after I posted. Let’s not get into this tax return and other verification nonsense.

It’s a pissing contest that in the end never happens as you said. Everyone ends up dumber for even discussing it.

As for contest results, they can mean nothing or everything. Look at the 2 Circa contests and tell me what you deduct from the final results of each. And think about how much hedging goes on.

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This is hillarious. It took a whopping 12 minutes after this insightful post by Boz for the next silly pissing contest to emerge, courtesy of Soxfan, another of the goofy baccarat players with goofy baccarat play claims.

Query, what selfs-respecting ap worth his salts is gonna pass up the opportunity to capture a risked-free, taxes-free 4ks for maybe 45 minutes of their times, hey hey????

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Originally Posted by MDawg

UNKewlJ is verifiably doing nuttin' other than a lil red to green play as cover for sugar daddy plays, now he's segueing into fantasy sports betting after giving up on the blackjack fables.

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Originally Posted by accountinquestion

It is about you lying constantly !!!!

This whole math thing. Let me tell you something, Kewl. To the sharper people on here it becomes increasingly apparently that you based you whole facade around being believable. Where the math "works". When you're in a really bad spot you fall back on the "why don't you believe me because the math works". It is sad. I'm not sure what drives you to continue with this charade.

Anyone thinking I am bullying this dude REMEMBER he just threatened to dox someone. In addition, even though he calls people "sand n" when it suits him - he threatened to call the local news station to put pressure on Druff.

Kewl, the improbability of what all you have claimed is 0. Absolutely 0. This is why we get annoyed with you. Go find some other forum to give everyone gambling advice. JFC

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Not only can't she give the forums a break (after vowing to stay away umpteen times) but she also can't help but lie, constantly, even when nothing is going on, not even male prostitution, which the word on the street says has been going soft for UNKewlJ lately too.

Meantime, the casino related Adventures of MDawg will continue, whenever I am inside a casino playing.

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Originally Posted by soxfan

Query, what selfs-respecting ap worth his salts is gonna pass up the opportunity to capture a risked-free, taxes-free 4ks for maybe 45 minutes of their times, hey hey????

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These challenges and contests are fantasy. It is a waste of time. Try to keep up.

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

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Originally Posted by soxfan

Query, what selfs-respecting ap worth his salts is gonna pass up the opportunity to capture a risked-free, taxes-free 4ks for maybe 45 minutes of their times, hey hey????

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These challenges and contests are fantasy. It is a waste of time. Try to keep up.

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Nope it's the bonafide challenge and can make it realities the next time I'm in the Las Vegas. I'm still willing to make the sides-wager with other cat's who think that the kewl-J will actually pony up and accept. Maybe his only remaining advocate, the Mr-V will pony up, hey hey.

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Originally Posted by soxfan

Nope it's the bonafide challenge and can make it realities the next time I'm in the Las Vegas. I'm still willing to make the sides-wager with other cat's who think that the kewl-J will actually pony up and accept. Maybe his only remaining advocate, the Mr-V will pony up, hey hey.

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Well let me save you the trouble. It aint going to happen. I view this absolutely no different than the late guy that posted as Moses challenge to play me one on one in blackjack like it was the wild west. :D

I am an advantage player that plays against the legitimate casinos at whatever real mathematical advantage I can find. It isn't the riverboat gambling shit of the 1800's.

All your nonsensical talk, claims and challenges are just poppycock.

This of course applies to none other than, UNKewlJ hisself.

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

All your nonsensical talk, claims and challenges are just poppycock.

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Originally Posted by soxfan

Maybe his only remaining advocate, the Mr-V will pony up, hey hey.

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Then again...

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Originally Posted by jdog

Gentlemen, at this point I'm starting to think kewl is possibly bipolar. When these people are in a manic state they are often delusional.

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Counting two tables at once while actively playing one sounds intense, but if Kewl-J is as good as people say, it could be a fun way to prove it. The $4k offer definitely sweetens the deal.

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Originally Posted by will287

Counting two tables at once while actively playing one sounds intense, but if Kewl-J is as good as people say, it could be a fun way to prove it. The $4k offer definitely sweetens the deal.

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Ah, but then he'd have to give up his anonymity...that's an obvious non-starter.

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Originally Posted by MDawg

Really, it doesn't go much further than that anyone who claims to value anonymity so much wouldn't be so desperate to prove himself online, and yet also be unable to provide a shred of backup for anything he has had to say. Those conflicting values add up to a complete phony.

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Originally Posted by will287

Counting two tables at once while actively playing one sounds intense, but if Kewl-J is as good as people say, it could be a fun way to prove it. The $4k offer definitely sweetens the deal.

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Ah, but then he'd have to give up his anonymity...that's an obvious non-starter.

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Bulls-shits, I have no intention of tryin to ferret out the kewl-J real identity! I don't wanna know his name and he can wear a big sombrero and suns-glasses, so I can't get a good look at his ugly mug! I just want the coconut to back-up just ONE OF HIS BS CLAIM, hey hey!!!!

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Originally Posted by will287

Counting two tables at once while actively playing one sounds intense, but if Kewl-J is as good as people say, it could be a fun way to prove it. The $4k offer definitely sweetens the deal.

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Ah, but then he'd have to give up his anonymity...that's an obvious non-starter.

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Bulls-shits, I have no intention of tryin to ferret out the kewl-J real identity! I don't wanna know his name and he can wear a big sombrero and suns-glasses, so I can't get a good look at his ugly mug! I just want the coconut to back-up just ONE OF HIS BS CLAIM, hey hey!!!!

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Hey Suckfan, by chance, were you dropped on your head as a baby?

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Originally Posted by MisterV

Ah, but then he'd have to give up his anonymity...that's an obvious non-starter.

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Bulls-shits, I have no intention of tryin to ferret out the kewl-J real identity! I don't wanna know his name and he can wear a big sombrero and suns-glasses, so I can't get a good look at his ugly mug! I just want the coconut to back-up just ONE OF HIS BS CLAIM, hey hey!!!!

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Hey Suckfan, by chance, were you dropped on your head as a baby?

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Bbbwwwaahhh, so yer another butt-boy, bitch advocate for the kewl-J, sweet, hey hey!!!!

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Originally Posted by soxfan

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Originally Posted by Keystone

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Originally Posted by soxfan

Bulls-shits, I have no intention of tryin to ferret out the kewl-J real identity! I don't wanna know his name and he can wear a big sombrero and suns-glasses, so I can't get a good look at his ugly mug! I just want the coconut to back-up just ONE OF HIS BS CLAIM, hey hey!!!!

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Hey Suckfan, by chance, were you dropped on your head as a baby?

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Bbbwwwaahhh, so yer another butt-boy, bitch advocate for the kewl-J, sweet, hey hey!!!!

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Nah, hardly….you just sound like a fuckin retard with a sub 40 IQ so I was just curious….carry on, I’m sure your loved ones are very proud lol

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Originally Posted by Keystone

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Originally Posted by soxfan

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Originally Posted by Keystone

Hey Suckfan, by chance, were you dropped on your head as a baby?

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Bbbwwwaahhh, so yer another butt-boy, bitch advocate for the kewl-J, sweet, hey hey!!!!

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Nah, hardly….you just sound like a fuckin retard with a sub 40 IQ so I was just curious….carry on, I’m sure your loved ones are very proud lol

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Yup, yer just another dumb cunt, hey hey.

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Originally Posted by Keystone

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Originally Posted by soxfan

Bbbwwwaahhh, so yer another butt-boy, bitch advocate for the kewl-J, sweet, hey hey!!!!

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Nah, hardly….you just sound like a fuckin retard with a sub 40 IQ so I was just curious….carry on, I’m sure your loved ones are very proud lol

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Yup, yer just another dumb cunt, hey hey.

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Nice comeback retard….i think break is almost over for you. Back to the forklift you go!

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

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Originally Posted by soxfan

Nope it's the bonafide challenge and can make it realities the next time I'm in the Las Vegas. I'm still willing to make the sides-wager with other cat's who think that the kewl-J will actually pony up and accept. Maybe his only remaining advocate, the Mr-V will pony up, hey hey.

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Well let me save you the trouble. It aint going to happen. I view this absolutely no different than the late guy that posted as Moses challenge to play me one on one in blackjack like it was the wild west. :D

I am an advantage player that plays against the legitimate casinos at whatever real mathematical advantage I can find. It isn't the riverboat gambling shit of the 1800's.

All your nonsensical talk, claims and challenges are just poppycock.

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It is a real mathematical advantage. A real AP would take this challenge although you can fall back on your nonsense. I can see why you wouldn't give up your anonymity but you've never actually met anyone from a forum after 15ish years then we can safely conclude it won't happen.

The reason though is not that you're an AP. So silly.