Yes, and my photo is at WoV from one of them.
No, the one in drag isn't me, it's Nareed.
I was festooned in my flaming dice shirt.
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Fine, how much are YOU willing to bet?
Tell me, and we can almost certainly go on from there.
Oh wait, you've no intention of betting, you simply enjoying braying like the jackass you've always been; hell, if you'd tended bar for me I'd have thrown my beer in your kisser.
But I don't mind meeting you or anybody from this or any other board, so long as it's a level playing field (see...Singer/Pelican Brewery) and I deem it to be worth my time.
I attended two WoV spring flings for heaven's sake; you want to meet me, fine, but it's got to be part of a mutually acceptable bet, with the wager prepaid into escrow; otherwise, well you know what they say: "Money talks and BULLSHIT walks."
Let's be frank: but for a bet there is zero chance I'd ever WANT to meet up with you...ugh.
The bull, I mean the ball is in your court: will you man up or continue to embarrass yourself?
Reporting on Spike's cat thread:
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-...1-i-love-cats/
I wasn't sure how much of a commitment this would be, but it's only 5 pages although the standard length over there is pretty long.
Bob has a lot of cats, but it sounds like they're only given free reign of certain areas. They're all indoor only, claws intact which is the only way to go.
They eat regular cat food, dry and moist mixed together. Sometimes he adds boiled, dark-meat chicken. Plus the cooking liquid gravy. I can relate because I sometimes enjoyed milk in my cereal. But you needed to be quick about it. Bloated Apple Jacks didn't appeal to me.
The thread includes an ongoing assortment of subject photos. This is Bob's camera:
Wizard didn't post in the thread until page 3.
Draw your own conclusions.
Cardboard boxes figure prominently. Bob built a play tower, but the cats are efficiently destructive. He's contemplating a sturdier version built from wooden trunks.
I think you're up to date now. Do you have any questions for me about Bob's cats?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/scien...t-your-corpse/
So here is the math. This dude has 14 cats. Guaranteed at least one will take sample within hours. Then the herd will follow
Bob blabbed a big secret, and I suppose you may as well learn about it too.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/off-...25/#post908985
You and a partner bet opposites, break even, and collect a bunch of free stuff.Quote:
You bet $50 on red and your partner bets 50 dollars on black and the casino doesn't know you're together, if you do it for a couple hours you will have bet thousands of dollars and about broken even and you have greatly increased your comps.
Wait, that's not what it says. It says you "about" break even. How do you about break even? Is that anything like losing $500 to collect $100 of dining at an overpriced restaurant? Sounds "about" right.
Losing money is what usually happens so it is the cost for entertainment
Free food is something special.
This AP stuff is not so hard after all.
If 2 players are working together one betting black, one betting red, don't they still both lose when 0 or 00 comes up? Exact same house advantage. I would think the casinos would absolutely love this.
Now I have on a couple occasions seen an issue when two players obviously together are betting opposite Black and red, when a matchplay coupon or free play chip is involved which all but guarantees an actual win. Casinos don't like that. Even on a one time, fairly small play. Pretty hard to stop, but they don't like it.
I witnessed a lot of this at very low limits back when the Palms used to mail out those quarterly coupon books to local residents in the area that contained 2 $10 blackjack matchplays and 2 $10 roulette match plays. I would see two guys together one playing a $10 matchplay betting black and the other either playing $10 or $15 dollars on red. Eiether version has an EV of just less than $5 which they split. I suppose the issue was the casinos would see those same 2 guys make that same play several times a day for several months. A hard way to make $2.
Then they no mail both of you lock your pins and call you a roulette advantage player. Or better yet they erase your points after you leave wait for you to return, and trespass you. Been in both situations and a few other variations with negative results. This play at most casinos worked about 4 years ago. Hit or miss now with the downside outweighing the upside. Proceed with caution knowing you could be 86ed
As far as "Offset" betting on table games goes, Roulette is a really bad choice due to its enormous house edge of 5.26%. Unless Spike was talking about Electronic gaming.
Baccarat is a much better option. House edge being 1.17%(Average Banker and Player). You can play commissioned Baccarat and lose a fairly steady 1.17% or you can play EZ Baccarat version which doesn't take a commission, as an alternative you get less than full payout for certain outcomes such as winning with a Banker Three card 7 paying half your bet. There are other versions that "push" particular winning hands vs. getting full pay. So instead of collecting commissions on roughly 50% of hands as in commissioned Baccarat, you are paying it "all at once" on a fairly uncommon hand outcome.
You can keep a side count (Not a plus/minus count), of particular numbered cards, when the deck is rich/poor with these values you don't wager. This will not complete eliminate the house edge, but will definitely lower it. Combine this with the other tricks used with offset betting and you will do ok. Like SV said, getting 86 is a real possibility with these shenanigans.
House edge is irrelevant.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gamb.../2/#post908558
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This whole argument over the house edge affecting you in any way is ridiculous. No wonder you people can't beat any casino game it's in your head that you're beaten before you begin. Even Steve Wynn has said that the house edge only affects the casino and not the player.
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He says at the end of the year it always evens out in favor of the casino but in the short term play by play day by day basis, the house edge has no effect whatsoever on the player. How could it. All you have to do is watch people play to know this is true. I know it's true because I beat the casino every single time I play.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gamb.../2/#post908531
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In actual play you will lose your money much much faster than that.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gamb.../3/#post908717Quote:
I believe the average hold for a roulette table at the end of the day is about 18%. That means that of all the money people wagered the casino keeps 18% of it. Far far more than the house edge.
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This is because the house edge never manifests itself in the short term as I keep saying over and over. Yet people constantly assume that it does, it's mind-boggling. If it did work out perfectly the hold at the end of the shift would be 5% of the total that everybody bet and it's more like 18%.
Once again, these idiots confuse HOLD and HOUSE EDGE as being the same thing. IT'S NOT!
Hold is the amount of money kept compared to chips bought.
If you buy in for $100 at a blackjack game with a 0.33% house edge, make one bet of $100 and lose, the hold was 100%. Again, two completely different things.
EvenBob likely hears words and repeats them not knowing exactly what they mean. Also, since there are many casino employees aka "Darksiders" on WOV , it is not surprising he picked this word up.
An AP shouldn't even have the word HOLD in their vocabulary. Definitely a Darksiders term.
I must say, it sure is entertaining reading EvenBobs nonsense. I keep going back and forth between thinking he actually believes the Shit he says or he is just trolling everyone, for his sadistic pleasure.
He's an idiot. 99.73% of roulettards are.
I think I trust Bob. He's a believer. His exaggerations go with the territory. Recreationals downplay their losses. If they lost $2,000 they say they finished "about even."
I wasn't there at the beginning, but I imagine Bob floated a system and was told you won't win in the long run. His obvious defense was, I'll only play in the short run.
Then later he added the educated guessing, but nobody believes only one superstition, so although he can now win 80% of his coin flips, he still must play carefully and cautiously to avoid the long run.
Nah. I don't believe he plays roulette.
I don't believe he has a shitload of cats.
I do believe he just spends time trolling on forums.
He's probably on a pet forum as we speak, extolling the positive aspect of owning dung beetles as pets...
First, the house edge is if a player is playing optimally. Every decision a player makes straying from optimal basic strategy, he increases the house edge over him. I don't even want to think what the real house edge for players that won't hit their 13 or 14 against a dealer 10 (no break strategy) or any other stupid play that you will witness players make routinely.
Second, players playing underfunded or under bankrolled contributes to the hold being significantly higher than the house advantage. Say a player buys in for $100 at a $10 or $15 table. In 30 minutes, he loses his $100. That is well within the normal standard deviation. On the negative side, but well within the normal range. So if the player doesn't buy in for more.....boom, he has lost 100% of his buy-in, just experiencing normal fluctuation or normal standard deviation. 20-25% of player do this and the hold becauses much higher than it should be compared to house edge.
This explains a lot actually. As you know a lot of faggots live in Miami - so it makes sense that Kuntstone (who is a raving homo that always dreams up faggot scenarios from his faggot-infested mind) would have knowledge of this area since he lives in that part of Florida.
This guy has just learned how sweaty Cosmo is.
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gamb...ut/#post910562
I would have ejected him for beginning his sentences with So.
I give him a pass on a forum. It's a conversational style. I think it has some value because it "informalizes" written posts, which can be overly declarative without all the nuances of speech.
Plus -- LOL -- I do it way too often myself because it has an informal style to it.
Believe it, or not, I did that in my last post, but, for some reason, I removed it. Ha.
But, it made sense because of the "taking a crack at it" line.
---> Anonymous Online Speakers v. United States District Court for the District of Nevada.
https://anagram-solver.net/%20But,%2....?partial=true
Gee, I like the coincidences that start off innocently enough, but, then, keep on coming.
I'm taking the test today. I was too disgusted by the contest results yesterday to muster up my mojo.
No, I really don't hold informal written expression, as on forums, by more formal standards. I'm being too precious trying to "informalize" my posts, but I think some of that is I'm trying too hard to be "not an academic," partly because I'm familiar with most on this board. I know using "so" in the examples mentioned serves no purpose (other than to make one a dunderhead), but really, posting here serves, for me, less purpose than that.
So, I'm on the verge of hitting gold .....
So close.....
I guess that I've spent too much time on the grammar forums, to the point that I have no idea how people think it's wrong to say whatever, so long as you, say, don't try to make up new words.
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So often sounds informal, even when it’s grammatically acceptable to use in a formal setting. You can always use another word in place of so to begin sentences.
https://prowritingaid.com/can-you-st...ntence-with-so
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Is it grammatically correct?
Yes. It’s used and understood by native speakers of many dialects now and I’d say it forms an everyday part of informal spoken standard English.
https://english.stackexchange.com/qu...inning-with-so
The most frowned upon thing, by the English language experts, is to apply logic to it. I mean, according to them, it's a good thing that it doesn't make a lot of sense.
I'm a fan of punctuation, which is akin to brackets in math. Something else that either experts tend to let out, more and more, for the reader to sort it out.
But again, if you want to really piss them off, try to tweak a word, or idiom, per se that isn't in a dictionary. But, they're a lot more tolerant of thus trolls than the math guys.
V, the machine in Oklahoma are about 80% class III and 20% class II.
Do you guys think I would have still been an Active WOV Member if I hadn't confessed to being all those WOV Socks? I was so desperate for WOV reinstatement, I confessed to all those WOV Socks because I thought I was supposed to confess to all those WOV Socks in order to be reinstated. I never got reinstated and in fact got ridiculed for all those Socks.
Support for me also went down for me after I confessed to all those WOV Socks. I remember getting advice saying something like,"You should see if you could get Joshua Chan to reinstate you. Beachbumbabs harassed, insulted, and bullied you for three years and you finally had a fed up cussing rant to her. You deserve to be reinstated."
Someone else said something like,"I don't like Nathan's permanent banning. I'm not happy with it." Another person said something like,"This reminds me of jobs I have had where a Coworker gets unmercifully harassed, bullied, and insulted by Coworkers, and when they reach their final straw and breaking point and go off on the Coworkers, they, the VICTIM, get into trouble and not the BULLIES." Another Poster said something like,"Nathan is right. Beachbumbabs was incredibly mean to her with no consequences."
Another Poster said something like,"Nathan got the short stick in this whole mess, I feel sorry for her. ." Another Poster said something like,"I was wondering why Nathan wasn't standing up for herself and when she was finally going to stand up for herself." That support went away fast after I confessed to all those Socks.
The only reason why you stuck around for so long in the first place was because that Mike seemed to have a soft spot for you. What kind of soft spots did he have for you? 1.) He realized you have some kind of mental condition. 2.) It's rare to have a female on the forums. 3.)You're black 4.) He knew Boz really, wanted to pussy lick you front to back, and back to front.
What the Wolf is trying to say is, I got news for ya, pal. They're gonna nail us no matter what we do, meaning that you were going to be tossed like yesterday's newspaper no matter what you did.
On another subject, Wolf is prevaricating when he tries to claim that he gets suspended only by design and only before he's about to "take a trip." That's just a mark of insecurity to try to make it seem like he's in control of his mouth.
I never said always, I said most of the time. There are always surprises along the way. Sometimes I don't get suspended when I think I should and other times I get suspended when I don't think I should. You can see my last suspension on WOV where I intentionally insulted EB was timed perfectly with Thanksgiving.
I see that the regular, "favorite" posters at WoV like AW don't seem to be subject to ever increasing lengths of suspension for each new offense.
I thought the length was supposed to increase with each offense?
The Martingale was abolished at WOV on or about January 2021, along with the incoming "new, more lax" moderation.
Still, sometimes in extreme situations where someone repeats the same offense within a short period of time, the penalty is increased.
I forget all the details but didn’t someone from here get banned over at WOV over some comment about Dave Chappelle?
I think the comment they posted went something like this:
Dave Chappelle wrote a joke or skit about fags & his producer said he couldn’t do it,
He asked her why as they had no problems in the past with all the jokes about niggers on the show.
She told him it was Ok to do jokes about niggers since he was black, but since he wasn’t a fag, he couldn’t do fag jokes.
And I think the poster got banned for either spelling out niggers or fags or both, even though he wasn’t calling anyone that, he was just referencing the story.
Does anyone recall the details on that?
The Poster who got banned from WOV for saying the story EXACTLY how Dave said it may have gotten off with a mere warning if he wrote,"The N Word," and "Gay," and not written n.i.g.g.e.r and f.a.g.g.o.t." I wrote a story where the Protagonists cover Earl Sweatshirt's Burgundy song and he and his co rapper say,N.i.g.g.a multiple times in Burgundy. I knew that writing n.i.g.g.a multiple times could get me into trouble, so I changed the word to Champ. :) ;)
Over at WoV today, someone posted a video by scammer Mikke Maze (is that the dudes name?), talking about how casinos cheat in blackjack by burning additional burn cards?
Is this against Nevada gaming regulations which would make it illegal? Does anyone know? I am not aware of that. It would seem to be against commonly accepted casino protocol, but is it against gaming regulations? there are procedures that each casino can set their own policy or protocol. The "wash" for example prior to shuffle when opening a table. I see casinos that do the wash and others that don't.
Another example is the burn card itself. Most places burn 1 card at the start of the new shuffle. I have seen places burn 2 or 3. I have seen a casino that turns over the first card and then burns 6, 7, 9, 10 cards, whatever the value of that turned over card is.
So I am just not sure burning additional cards is "cheating" or against any rules. It certainly would be something that is advantageous for the house if they start burning cards during a player +EV shoe or count. That would basically have the effect of reduced penetration. But I am not sure it is "cheating" or against any rules or regulations. If anyone knows please share.
Huh? Now we really know you don't play much blackjack in brick and mortar casinos.
In blackjack they burn just one card. Period. The only place I've even ever heard of their burning more than one card in blackjack, and this is heresay to me as I do not play online, is in online casinos with live dealers. So that's where you've been hanging eh, playing penny ante blackjack for play chips eh? I suppose there must be sugar daddy opportunities online too or you wouldn't bother. Weird too then how your fictional story concentrates on Vegas brick and mortar casinos only.
It is Baccarat where they burn additionally the number of cards pertaining to the card turned over, plus leave that first card turned over as well.
Why don't you tell us what Vegas casinos burn more than one card in blackjack, FraudJ.
Proof that you just make up whatever the fuck you want and state it as fact.
Longhorn Casino on Boulder highway for one. It has been a number of years since I played there. But they used to flip the first card and burn that number of cards correlating to the flipped card. There are others I have encountered more recently. Not in my primary rotation, so I don't remember exactly where.
"For one" lol.
Longhorn Casino is one of the low end establishments where you've played video poker. Makes sense that you'd play low end like that judging by the low end sugar daddies you end up with, loser!
No Vegas casino I play at burns more than one card at blackjack never even seen anything like that in Tahoe.
You're probably confused because you don't really play and are thinking about how a new card might get burned at dealer change on a 6 deck shoe, but where I play even when I used to play public tables they don't even do that not on double deck.
Some places with SD and DD will burn more than one card. All this really does is make the "pen" worse.
First of all, you asked where and I told you where and in typical Mdawg fashion, you can't admit that you were wrong. Ask around if you don't believe me. Ask Wizard. :rolleyes: There are other casinos, and more than one. Just not in my regular rotation, so I can't say which.
So happens years ago when my partner was alive, Longhorn used to have a blackjack tournament every Wednesday at noon that was +EV because of the match plays each player received just for entering. I won that tournament a number of times for even more EV.
There are a number of these kinds of things that advantage players in Vegas engaged in. Even low limit stuff added up. Similarly, we used to hit Jerry's nugget every Tuesday where a half hour blackjack play on the CSM earned my partner and I weekly match plays coupons worth just under $50. Small +EV plays weekly add up. This is the advantage player mentality. Something YOU and Singer could never comprehend because both you two are as far away from advantage player as can be.
You may have money to gamble high stakes Mdawg, but that is all it is, ploppy, -EV, degenerate gambling. Nothing more.
And no I didn't play VP at Longhorn. maybe once to see what kind of mailers, but if I recall the mailer was shit and I never played VP there again. Again, AP stuff, at the most basic level that you can't possibly comprehend, because you are just a ploppy type gambler. Higher limit, but just a gambler.
I play nothing but double deck these days and years ago when I played single deck 3:2 still no place I ever played burned more than one card.
UNKewlJ is relating something he heard about with live online dealers, as usual he's just spouting what he heard or read somewhere no actual experience. That he can't even remember where this happened shows that he makes it all up. The only other explanation would be that he has a really bad memory, but then - we already know this!
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LOL
And that is what irks the dawg so...not only have you had him pegged as a bullshitter from the get go, he now realizes that he's a ploppy whereas you are an AP.
His ego won't stand for it, so he flames you, hoping that doing so will make him feel better...nope...epic fail.
Keep up tugging the dawg's tail, it's a hoot to watch him bark in response.
Mdawg, YOU are a LIAR, dude!!! That is all you ever do. You seem even proud of that now.
You asked which place and I named one, that I am sure many people can verify, and you can't even admit you were wrong. You just go on making up even more shit about online blackjack which I don't play.
In short, you are just a fucking troll and prove that over and over and over, now almost daily.
The things you say and claim, $100-$5000 spreads. All the winning. No counter-measures or heat. 5 years of high end comps while winning millions and playing rated. These things are as much fantasy as all the movie and Tv clips you are obsessed with. You either don't know the difference between reality and fantasy or you think that the rest of us don't. Not sure which.
This actually rather fits V too:
I really should refrain from adding that we're dealing with someone so advanced in his disease that he hasn't been able to draw a sober breath more than a handful of days his entire adult life, but, why repeat the obvious? other than that this mind addling explains his confused outlook on things.Quote:
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Yes you beat me to that observation.
I just didn't want to say until I knew for sure what their max blackjack bet was. Without even checking I knew that Longhorn's video poker must be along the lines of places like Dotty's where UNKewlJ has been observed mindlessly playing low end video poker while looking for sugar daddies including the real winners he has ended up with so far, you know, the ones who have just enough to support him in the style he's grown accustomed to (meaning, slightly better than a tunnel dwelling shopping cart lifestyle).
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Wrong MaxPen.
I stated I didn't play these kinds of places as part of my regular blackjack card counting play. With my regular card counting I played staked of a max bet of usually $400. A few smaller places I would tone it down to $300 or even $250.
But that is NOT what we are talking about here. There were various promotions at some of the lower limit places that the promotion is what made the play +EV. So you could play the lower limit and make EV of $50 an hour or more. As mentioned my partner and I played a number of these kinds of things regularly because they were +EV to the tune of $50 bucks or so for a half hour or hour.
A lot of these kinds of things are things we wouldn't necessarily go out of our way for, but if we had nothing else going on we would try to be at Jerry's Nugget on a Tuesday or Longhorn on Wednesday and then eat lunch across the street at East Cannery or Sam's town, or at Rampart on a Monday for their blackjack. promotion. Every little bit added up.
Lots of these places that I played promotions at, had limits that would mean I wouldn't play them in my regular rotation, but the promotions made playing lower limits was worth it to me. THAT is advantage play.
MaxPen you are twisting and lying. Just stop. Be fucking honest for once.
Two things Mdawg. 1) Your lying about me does not change anything about your claims. It just does not make you more credible.
and 2) release Wizard from the stupid NDA and we can get him to weigh in on some of this stuff. He knows about most promotions and stuff.
Hell, lets even have Wiz do one of his interviews with you. I am pretty sure that released from the NDA he would have some of the same questions and opinions I have, but in case he didn't, I would find a way to submit one or two questions, as many real AP's and players at WoV would. And let's hear your answers and see who the fuck knows what they are talking about and who is just talking.
Just release the guy from the NDA and let him speak. We both know that would be the end of your run at WoV. :cool: