I don't read this thread, but I'm pretty damn sure I'm the only person giving away free winning picks.
Before the games actually start and with enough time to get your bet in.
You're Welcome.
One more post and I'll have 7777.
That's a good number.
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I don't read this thread, but I'm pretty damn sure I'm the only person giving away free winning picks.
Before the games actually start and with enough time to get your bet in.
You're Welcome.
One more post and I'll have 7777.
That's a good number.
On that subject, EvenBoob says at DT that "Sticking your face down there is ridiculous, any kind of oral sex is ridiculous. And it's only really been popular for about the last 40 or 50 years. People have been doing it forever, stupidly, but now it's an accepted thing and it shouldn't be."
I recommend my post under Sports and Sports Betting to check out how I mucked up my bracket contests. I'll devote a blog entry to some of the coaches in the near future.
Look, the Avalanche are hot right now and I mean crushing teams.
But the Blues have won 8 straight!
And... they are 14-3 in their last 17.
Just about as hot as the AV's
Sure, the AV's are at home but the Blues are getting +175 on the money line??
That line is wrong.
The AV's probably win but how on God's Green Earth am I not going to bet that +175 Money Line Bet?
I'm gonna bet it.
I don't care if I lose.
I like the Lightning Puck Line, but it's a little too late to be posting about that.
We won't count that one.
The Red Wings are a huge favorite against Boston.
Never saw that one coming, but Boston is getting clobbered.
Got to bet the Red Wings Puck Line till Boston shows us they can play in the NHL again.
Home Team Helps, but I feel weird betting on Detroit in their current rebuild.
Devils on a back-to-back and just haven't been playing well.
Gotta take the Wild Puck Line.
How ya gonna bet against the Knights?
They looked slow as molasses last night and still covered the puck line.
Knights Puck Line.
Blue Jackets come back from a 3-0 deficit last night but Fuck Them.
Going into Canada on a back-to-back.
Senators Puck Line.
I feel icky again as I never bet on the Sens or Wings.
Oilers.
Home.
Puck Line.
Still got to take the Rangers Puck Line out of principle.
Yes, Sharks changed their attitude and play.
Dey Fighting Hard.
I don't trust the Rangers at all.
Especially after last night.
But on paper, they should Skin the Sharks.
Stars Puck Line out of principle.
I hate PDB.
I feel TURRIBLE but a bets a bet.
I been winning too much this month.
I can't handle it.
Can't wait for April.
What did I Fucking tell you??
Fucking Blues on the Money Line at +175 was a no brainer.
Blues Win 2-1.
Devils finally decided to show up for a game and beat us straight up.
Devils Win 5-2.
I didn't love the game, but I was gonna keep betting against NJ till they snapped out of their funk.
We didn't count the Lightning, but they covered with an empty netter.
Almost blew a 4-0 lead but they got the empty netter to cover the puck line winning 5-3.
Knights get the Empty Netter and cover the Puck Line winning 3-1.
I mean, I only been telling you guys about the Puck Line and Empty Netters for FOUR YEARS now.
In Game Progress:
Senators are up 3-1 in the third period.
Red Wings just scored to make it 2-0 in the second.
We Rolling.
FOR FREE!
*Oooops, Bruins scored to make it 2-1 Red Wings for now.
I beat the book again.
You might as well call me MDawg Jr. at this point.
I can't even get into how I beat them.
Let's put it this way, I bet over 100 tickets at various kiosks.
I put in over 10 grand.
I bet straight bets, 2, 3 and 4 Teamers that lost and won.
I bet the Blues Money Line Straight at +175.
I bet lower dollar amounts on the parlays that only had Puck Lines on them.
I bet higher dollar amounts that had only Money Line Parlays.
I bet mid-range on tickets that mixed up Parlays with Money Line Bets.
I bet Straight on the Stars Puck Line.
I bet Straight on the Rangers Puck Line.
I bet the Stars and Rangers on 2 Teamers with Puck Lines and Money Lines.
I don't even know how much I won.
I have to go over everything and throw out the losing tickets.
I don't recommend this higher volume type of betting.
It worked out today but it's a Fucking Mess.
I hate effort.
I hate work like this.
Let's look at my record on the day.
The Lightning covered the Puck Line, and I had them on some in game wagering but let's not even count that.
The only team that lost outright, in our picks, were the NJ Devils.
We went 3-4 against the Puck Line, not counting Tampa Bay (4-4).
We went 7-1 against the Money Line not counting Tampa Bay (8-1).
Impossible to lose money, on this day, if you did a little work.
I, myself, did way too much work.
Processing all these tickets is a nightmare.
I'm still cashing out tickets from 3 days ago.
Tomorrow's Picks.
Bet them how you like.
Probably all winners.
Panthers
Capitals
Jets
Canes
Kings
Just woke up so missed out on the Panthers.
Gonna miss out on the Caps and Jets unless I do some in game stuff.
Just ran over the 1st and 2nd period of the Panthers game.
Montreal playing out of their minds as if it's a do or die game.
Panthers still not able to gel since the trade deadline.
They got issues.
I'm done with them for awhile.
lol, just as I typed that the Panthers tied the game 2-2.
I don't think it will matter.
Let's talk Puck Line and Parlays, again.
Yesterday I had the Stars and Rangers on 2, 3 and 4 teamers.
Mostly Puck Lines.
Stars -1.5 +170
Rangers -1.5 +155
That 2-teamer paid 5.89 to 1!
I didn't even think about mixing in the Blues Money Line +175.
That would of put the 3 Teamer at 17.93 to 1.
Why can we beat NHL Parlays?
Because the book makes a lot of mistakes with the lines.
You're getting a lot of value.
Some of you call it EV.
I mean we are getting the Rangers over the Sharks on the Puck Line and getting +155??
And the Stars on the road against the Kraken getting +170 or more on the Puck Line!
The Blues Money Line +175 pick was a little lucky but had such great value, you couldn't pass it up.
I love hockey.
Even when you lose like in the Detroit and Ottawa games, you nearly got there.
Both teams really should have got the empty netter.
It was really close.
You know, if you watched the games, which I did.
Bad Start.
Lose 2 in a row.
At least Lose-A-Peg covered the spread.
1-2 on the day so far against the Puck Line and Money Line.
Even though it didn't have much value, it came in somewhat with ease.
Canes Win 6-4.
Kings Win 8-1.
3-2 on the day, against the Puck Line and Money Line.
Today's Picks a little late but you got at least 2 hours.
They gonna let us double dip on the Stars vs Kraken?
Usually don't see something like that in the schedule.
Flyers game a bit scary.
Both teams are on the skids.
Flyers won their last two and scored a bunch of goals.
Cats lost their last two.
Games a Toss Up.
If I had to bet it... Flyers Money Line or Puck Line.
Flyers play tough and they're at home on a 2-game winning streak.
They got the edge.
Thinking small 3 and 4 Teamer.
2 Teamer with the AV's and Stars.
Wild Money Line
Avalanche Puck Line
Stars Puck Line
Flyers covered the Money Line.
Small Favorite at -120.
Wild tried but had no legs.
AV's completely botched a 2-0 lead in the third.
Stars dominated the Kraken for the season.
2-2 against the Money Line
1-2 against the Puck Line as we only picked 3 Puck Line Bets.
Best Puck Line at +160 covered.
I won a few hundos, but lost all the parlay bets.
But did you see your cock yet over the 450 frame of yours?
Parlay boy trying to change his tune now saying he’s betting straight. Same odds as him passing up his daily free meal at Heart Attack Grill while stumbling down Fremont turning down the coins tourists offer him for looking homeless.
March is over.
Heck of a month.
Won over 100k in the book.
Went on a heater with machines.
Doesn't matter.
It was a heck of a 3-week run.
Lost 15k, back on machines, the last few days.
The hockey run just feels better.
Not sure if it's gonna end.
The last 4 weeks of the season are always juicy.
Teams playing hard and other teams injured or gassed.
Anyways...
Capitals kind of slumping but dey playing Boston.
Boston been cursed ever since they turned the B into a Rainbow.
This is rock bottom for them.
Dey in shambles.
Will they win another game?
Maybe, but can't bet against the Caps.
Blues go for 10 in a row.
At home, against the Wings.
We roll with the streaks.
Blues get 10th.
Flames got to win 7 out of 9 to get into the playoffs.
Flames got super lucky last night.
Back-to-Back against Utah.
Probably not betting this very much.
I'm going with the Yotes.
Oilers been having issues.
Knights on Fire.
Knights beat the PL for six in a row!
Knights in the Fortress.
I live in Vegas.
Knights Win.
Sharks Suck.
Crushed me against Toronto.
The Kings and Rangers got my money back with interest.
Quack Quack.
Capitals Puck Line +120 = OK TO GO!
Blues Puck Line +150/+160 currently.
Knights Puck Line +155 = I bet that dog all day long.
Ducks Puck Line +130
Bonus Bet
Not my favorite but Utah Puck Line +140
0-4 for the Fat Fuck
Hopefully things turn around for you and keep reaching for the stars buddy!
Fucking Sharks killed me again last night.
Mother Fuckers down 7-4 with 16 minutes to play.
I had a bunch of 3 teamers.
Phillies Money Line.
Padres Money Line.
Wild Puck Line.
Gut Wrenching as I watched Philly battle back to win.
And I watched the game go 7/5, 7/6, 7/7 with the empty net.
Needless to say, I turned it off and didn't watch the Wild win in OT.
Shit paid a little over 8 to 1 on my dough.
Would have won a little over 10k.
Lose 1300 instead.
I guess I do bet baseball.
Well, I couldn't pass it up.
Those teams getting +120 straight up??
I'm taking them again today.
Phillies and Padres.
Oh yeah, Padres not playing today.
My Bad.
Brewers good enough substitute.