The Adventures of MDawg (in progress)

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Originally Posted by MDawg

When I challenged Axel as to his never having played big:

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Originally Posted by MDawg

You have never played any big sums at a casino, definitely not at any very high limit table game

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His immediate response:

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Originally Posted by AxelWolf

I tell you what, I'll be happy to dig out a box full of old W-2g's

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Proving utter cluelessness that W2-Gs would have ANYthing to do with table games – and – even if Axel were trying to offer them as proof of “high rolling” in general – how? does a W2-G, which is issued essentially in the event of 300X payouts or payouts over $1200., prove anything other than the the player put ten or twenty or a hundred bucks into the machine and hit a jackpot? W2-Gs do NOT substantiate high rolling – they are simply evidence of a guy who lucked out and won a jackpot with a small amount of money.

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Originally Posted by MDawg

So I was betting to the limit and killing them even when I was barely of legal gambling age, so what? Here, you're now an older guy and your whole life you still haven't had reason to play to the limit at any table game because you can't figure out how to win at those levels, you're still putzing around with the low end at Ellis Island.

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Originally Posted by monet

Axel, You are a dirty sleezeball nobody.
Nobody knows who you are either.
Mickeycrimm should be calling you the step and fetch it because that is what you are.
You're a scammer bro and you know it.
Get back to doing things like leaving a 4oak on a machine and claiming it over and over again while you claim to lose TITOs.
Get back to WOV.
How many Casinos have 86'd you because you are nothing but a Greedy Scambler??
Scamble on Fucker but stop acting like you are somebody.
Drink another Captain Morgan and tell us all how you scammed the Flush Attacks at Circus Circus again.
Using an 18 year old boy to accomplish your grift.
Sounds very kewlJ of you.

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As far as the Mickey Crimm comment I really don't even know what that means I'm not sure if he was just trying to insult me or me and Mickey at the same time.

Do you mean me hiring a friend who was close to my age sounds KJ of me(I assume I know what you're implying there)? Please show me where I said he was 18 anyway. I remember saying he was not old enough to gamble, but that doesn't mean he was 18 perhaps he was at the time, but I don't remember his exact age anymore. It's really a moot point if it was 18, 19 or 20.

I was barely old enough to gamble myself at that time, he was a friend, he was interested, he needed some money and wanted to work, so I offered the opportunity.

No doubt, it kept him from doing some stupid much worse shit to make some money. I knew what a couple of his other sketchy acquaintances did to make money and he was considering those options.

Oh, I've also taken quite a few chicks to gamble with me who were not 21 as well I can think of 10 off the top of my head. What is it that they say, I was young dumb, and full of cum? Hell, I still don't think it was dumb. Knowing what I know now, and if I could go back to age 22, or 23 I do nothing but hire 18 and 19-year-old girls to work for me, and I would have hired a lot more for multiple reasons. In my experience, they tend to be more open honest, and less jaded about things.

There's a low chance of them turning into your competition, and if they did you could easily take them out of the game since they're not even 21. Back then on a lot of that stuff one of the biggest problems teaching someone how to do it and having them work for you, they could easily say f*** you, and go on their own and become direct competitors cutting your hourly down significantly. It happened to others all the time.

I had this Bombshell 18-year-old blue-eyed blonde girlfriend named Angel, 5'7 with 36 Double D's. She was a Sonic CarHop with roller skates and all when I first met her. I have no clue how she roller-skated with those big tits.

My wife even knows who she is, they had met at one time or another.

Angel wanted to vulture slots while I played other stuff that she couldn't for obvious reasons.

I went with her so she could get some fake ID. At that time long before 9/11, there was a sketchy shopping center in Northtown, I believe it was right on Bonanza, perhaps on Stewart and Bonanza.

If you slowly drove around the parking lot three times and proceeded to park, that signaled some dude on a bike to approach you. He would then approach your car, give the good old head nod what's up, and ask what he needed. If you didn't already have a usable photo he directed you where to go to get one. You paid him a hundred bucks and he came back in no time with a fake ID. Knowing what I know now, they were actually kind of crappy but they worked most of the time.

She did pretty well Vulturing for someone who was 18. Quadrupled her Sonic income. She even took one of her girlfriends with her frequently.

She never got busted for the fake ID. At some point during our time together her sister turned 21 and she started using her sister's ID.

However, there was A double Royal promotion at the Barbary Coast. They Had some good machines, even a $5 9/6 multi-play, but mostly dollar multiplay $1 denominations. I'm not even going to think about the hph and math, it was worth hundreds of dollars per hour.

Anyways, we needed to slow play and lock the machines up many hours prior to the promotion or there would be zero chance you would get a seat. You don't want to be doing that yourself if possible since you really need to sleep as long as possible up until about an hour before the promotion starts so you can get as many quality hours in as possible. You might be there for 24-plus hours straight.

She heard me making calls and talking to a few friends offering to pay them to lock up the machines for me.

When she heard how much we were paying, she was like... "why don't you let me do that?" I was like yeah, good point, why not? My next-door neighbor was actually a slot tech and he was game(I actually bought a 70's 280Z from him). Had a few others helping as well.

I think it was fairly close to promotion time when everyone who was holding machines got surrounded by management/ Security and 86ed. I think a hustler who wanted the machines narced them out. The Casino never bothered anyone else after that, and we were able to play the promotion unmolested for the duration.

Angel was furious at the casino for trespassing her. "how can they do that, I was playing, and I wasn't doing anything wrong?" And I said, to be fair, you're not even 21. And then she replied, yeah but, they don't know that.

If you're going to write these 1000 word responses such as you have been tossing out there lately and expect anyone to read them you have to be willing to read anything written in response to your posts.

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Originally Posted by AxelWolf

I'm not reading all that b******* I just skimmed

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Originally Posted by MDawg

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Originally Posted by MDawg

When I challenged Axel as to his never having played big:

His immediate response:

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Originally Posted by AxelWolf

I tell you what, I'll be happy to dig out a box full of old W-2g's

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Proving utter cluelessness that W2-Gs would have ANYthing to do with table games – and – even if Axel were trying to offer them as proof of “high rolling” in general – how? does a W2-G, which is issued essentially in the event of 300X payouts or payouts over $1200., prove anything other than the the player put ten or twenty or a hundred bucks into the machine and hit a jackpot? W2-Gs do NOT substantiate high rolling – they are simply evidence of a guy who lucked out and won a jackpot with a small amount of money.

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I know you are clamoring for attention even if negative on this very lonely Sunday for yourself.

I'm sitting back watching some football games so I'm not going to sit around Reading and Responding to everything you say, you'll have to wait with bated breath. This is going to be my last post here today. And then the coming days, at some point soon, I'm going to get busy, and I won't have much time to spend with you. Hopefully, KJ can pop back in to keep you company, don't worry I'll check in from time to time. KJ can't have you all to himself.

You can root against me. If you want to know how much and what games I have to root against. I have an average of 2k bet on all the Road Dogs getting 4 points or less. I haven't taken the time to look at all the results, but I know one is in the toilet so far.

I hope you have a wonderful day, and please don't get more venereal diseases while banging those skanky hookers. I think I finally figured out why you have so many fake Rolexes. It seems like a cost-effective way to procure hookers without paying.

Formula: Dress well and peacock around the casino with the same credit line chips you keep borrowing from Peter to pay Paul with. Make sure you flash that fake 100$ Rolex in hopes a hooker has intentions of cunt snatching it. Hit the bathroom after your tiny pecker penetration, in hopes she uses that opportunity to scurry out of there without asking for payment since she believes she just snagged an expensive Rolex watch.

The dawg sneers at those whom he believes have "never played big."

If "big" is what he wants, why not hang out all the time with whales instead of the minnows and the occasional orca we have here at VCT?

Why would a rich guy spend all his time trying to impress we hoi polloi?

Could be he's afraid of being overshadowed: he just HAS to be the biggest fish in the pond.

I suspect his insecurity helps fuel his antagonistic narcissism.

V is just sore because I called him out for being drugged up, so he lashed back with some posts that I ignored.

AxelWolf is often sore, he's a sarcastic a-hole by nature, but I don't have a problem going toe to toe with him when I have the time.

And UNKewlJ is a liar who whines in his high pitched shrill voice daily complaining about why no one will listen to or believe him.

Three peas in a pod.

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Originally Posted by MDawg

You must be still stuck in your morning MJ haze, and have me confused with some other sumbitch, because while I might respond to something about me once or twice when initially brought up (and not even always, frequently I just ignore), I don't keep responding to the same queries about ME over and over like you and UNKewlJ.

Which is why you and UNKewlJ frequently find yourselves talking to yourselves when it comes to trying to incite me into your anti MDawg nonsense.

Nor do I when questioned about anything to do with me, respond with UNKewJ's usual go to defensive whining talking points:
If I have anything to say about me, I just say it. About me. I don't segue into the whiny UNKewlJ's "Buuuut he's just trying to make himself look better by making meee look bad."

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Originally Posted by MisterV

The dawg sneers at those whom he believes have "never played big."

If "big" is what he wants, why not hang out all the time with whales instead of the minnows and the occasional orca we have here at VCT?

Why would a rich guy spend all his time trying to impress we hoi polloi?

Could be he's afraid of being overshadowed: he just HAS to be the biggest fish in the pond.

I suspect his insecurity helps fuel his antagonistic narcissism.

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V, you're as out-of-place trying to insert yourself into the mdawg-axel discussion as you are when trying to discuss RV's in Az.

Please wise up....and put the bowl and Bud Light down.

Thanks for the advice, Robert: it proves you really do care.

But I'll "insert" myself in these wildly veering threads wherever and whenever I damned well please, thank you very much.

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Originally Posted by MDawg

V is just sore because I called him out for being drugged up, so he lashed back with some posts that I ignored.

AxelWolf is often sore, he's a sarcastic a-hole by nature, but I don't have a problem going toe to toe with him when I have the time.

And UNKewlJ is a liar who whines in his high pitched shrill voice daily complaining about why no one will listen to or believe him.

Three peas in a pod.

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Originally Posted by MDawg

You must be still stuck in your morning MJ haze, and have me confused with some other sumbitch, because while I might respond to something about me once or twice when initially brought up (and not even always, frequently I just ignore), I don't keep responding to the same queries about ME over and over like you and UNKewlJ.

Which is why you and UNKewlJ frequently find yourselves talking to yourselves when it comes to trying to incite me into your anti MDawg nonsense.

Nor do I when questioned about anything to do with me, respond with UNKewJ's usual go to defensive whining talking points:
If I have anything to say about me, I just say it. About me. I don't segue into the whiny UNKewlJ's "Buuuut he's just trying to make himself look better by making meee look bad."

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Alex W is a lot tougher forum competition, then the snot nosed UNKOOL1. Kew gets decimated by everyone on the forum. Alex only gets annihilated by Monet :)

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Originally Posted by MisterV

Thanks for the advice, Robert: it proves you really do care.

But I'll "insert" myself in these wildly veering threads wherever and whenever I damned well please, thank you very much.

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We all good well know where you want to "insert" yourself.

Oh,no!

I am now a pariah on this board for not piling on KJ like all the others have.

Oh, woe is me!

What can I do to redeem myself so that the handful of strangers on this forum will like and respect me?

Hey, I know...I'll regale the board with tales just like the two Alpha Males, Robert and Dawg do.

Let's start ...

"I just returned from playing baccarat at Monaco; we took the Gulfstream because I'd loaned the 737 to my good buddy John Travolta.

While my entourage and body guards chilled, I used my Advanced ESP to not only "read" the undealt cards but to predispositon them in my favor.

I won 85 hands in a row: play stopped because I'd won all their chips.

Cashed them in and then went country shopping: I decided to buy Peru and corner the cocaine market."


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Originally Posted by MisterV

I am now a pariah on this board for not piling on KJ like all the others have.

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Not a please-and-thank-you bunch. In fact, I, just, did a forum search of the words, please, and thank you. Guess what. No matches.

The reason must be that casino AP'ing, at its core, is still a kick-the-door-in, grab something, and, then, run-like-hell, sort of venture. Ha. Tough bunch. Sink, or swim. Learn as you go.

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Originally Posted by MisterV

Oh,no!

I am now a pariah on this board for not piling on KJ like all the others have.

Oh, woe is me!

What can I do to redeem myself so that the handful of strangers on this forum will like and respect me?

Hey, I know...I'll regale the board with tales just like the two Alpha Males, Robert and Dawg do.

Let's start ...

"I just returned from playing baccarat at Monaco; we took the Gulfstream because I'd loaned the 737 to my good buddy John Travolta.

While my entourage and body guards chilled, I used my Advanced ESP to not only "read" the undealt cards but to predispositon them in my favor.

I won 85 hands in a row: play stopped because I'd won all their chips.

Cashed them in and then went country shopping: I decided to buy Peru and corner the cocaine market."


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Nice run.

Congratulations!!

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Originally Posted by MisterV

Oh,no!

I am now a pariah on this board for not piling on KJ like all the others have.

Oh, woe is me!

What can I do to redeem myself so that the handful of strangers on this forum will like and respect me?

Hey, I know...I'll regale the board with tales just like the two Alpha Males, Robert and Dawg do.

Let's start ...

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Now here is where it falls into purely educated guess. Given your interest in Kewl, you're probably far more of a top than bottom.

Acting like you're into "Alpha males" doesn't seem particular genuine nor it is convincing anyone.

Alas. it seems I have not yet garnered the respect that I deserve due to my wealth and myriad accomplishments.

Time to tell the handful of viewers about my recent activities (yes, you can drool, I don't mind).

The Mormons who maintain genealogy records met me on my palatial super yacht in order to inform me that according to their records I am the direct descendent of both Jesus and Mohammed: no surprise, I'd always suspected that.

I had Taylor Swift join me on a jaunt to the Bahamas: nice kid, good set of pipes.

With her as arm candy I played baccarat in the private salon at Atlantis, using both advanced ESP and good old fashioned bribery to clean them out (no dealer can resist a shit-load of cash); now I own the joint: my plan is to rededicate it to housing lepers.

We flew to NYC: I met my good buddy Donald Trump outside the courtroom; he agreed to sign over all of Trump, Inc. to me rather than let the DA get her claws on it; I don't really want it, but hey, what are friends for?

I met with one of my stock brokers and he was amazed at how well I've done in the market: he'd never yet met a trillionaire.

Next we jet off to Timbuktu in Mali: gotta buy some more slaves to pour over these forums and find quotes I can use to flame others.

It's good to be me, and must SUCK to be YOU...bwa ha ha ha

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Originally Posted by MisterV

Alas. it seems I have not yet garnered the respect that I deserve due to my wealth and myriad accomplishments.

Time to tell the handful of viewers about my recent activities (yes, you can drool, I don't mind).

The Mormons who maintain genealogy records met me on my palatial super yacht in order to inform me that according to their records I am the direct descendent of both Jesus and Mohammed: no surprise, I'd always suspected that.

I had Taylor Swift join me on a jaunt to the Bahamas: nice kid, good set of pipes.

With her as arm candy I played baccarat in the private salon at Atlantis, using both advanced ESP and good old fashioned bribery to clean them out (no dealer can resist a shit-load of cash); now I own the joint: my plan is to rededicate it to housing lepers.

We flew to NYC: I met my good buddy Donald Trump outside the courtroom; he agreed to sign over all of Trump, Inc. to me rather than let the DA get her claws on it; I don't really want it, but hey, what are friends for?

I met with one of my stock brokers and he was amazed at how well I've done in the market: he'd never yet met a trillionaire.

Next we jet off to Timbuktu in Mali: gotta buy some more slaves to pour over these forums and find quotes I can use to flame others.

It's good to be me, and must SUCK to be YOU...bwa ha ha ha

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Mr V, you should be careful because I might actually start believing you want some KJ tail. Even in your fantasies, it didn't include railing Taylor Swift. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw

Axel, how da fuq you know this shit? Be cool and hook up with chicks 10 years younger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaFd8ucHLuo

Not sure what the term "railing" means, but I certainly admire and respect her, although I haven't bought any of her music.

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Originally Posted by AxelWolf

Axel, how da fuq you know this shit? Be cool and hook up with chicks 10 years younger.

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Ten years? At your age twenty years younger should be the minimum if not pushing thirty.

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Originally Posted by MDawg

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Originally Posted by AxelWolf

Axel, how da fuq you know this shit? Be cool and hook up with chicks 10 years younger.

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Ten years? At your age twenty years younger should be the minimum if not pushing thirty.

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I don't cheat on my wife like you do.
Good for you for targeting skanky younger crack whores.

You’re a falling down drunk so it makes sense that you’d associate with other drunks the same way V must associate with other druggies.

You won’t catch any of my girls past present or future messing around with that sort of garbage.

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Originally Posted by monet

Axel drank a good amount of Captain Morgan and even fell asleep in my car.
I drove Axelwolf to a destination of his choice because he was fall down drunk and I have seen it for over 20 years in this city.

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