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Oh no, I’m now going to be on MDawgs hate list. Sure it won’t last long but it’s here for eternity.
I can only imagine to crying behind the scenes over there by the puppy.
Edit….lasted less than 10 minutes.
Why isn't this retard out winning 80% of his tie bets?
Oh he is ignoring me for a good reason.
But we know he is seeing it. Which is all that matters.
And a few of the boys at WoV saw it and Thanked me for it.
By the way, I see you didn’t respond to Freddy handing you your ass, calling you out correctly for your stupidity.
How’s Mammie?
The cruise ship "Majestic Perfidy" eased out of its berth in Barcelona; shortly after this Mammie started to get wasterd, her trip fully funded by her having cashed in a winning lottery ticket which she'd found under the refrigerator while scrubbing the linoloeum kitchen floor back in Miami.
Ensconced in her suite Mammie took a few deep belts from her "go to" stash of Fireball liquor; she drank til the ship was at sea and the onboard casino opened.
Barely able to walk straight she put a Franklin into the maw of Wheel of Fortune, hit "max bet" and was surprised by the flashing lights and sounds denoting her massive win.
She was soon surrounded by envious degenerate gamblers who bemoaned their bad luck: "Why should SHE win and not me?"
Dazed yet smiling broadly she had enough sense to ask for payment by check and that the cashier hold it until the trip concluded and she deboarded.
Mammie trudged back to her suite, drank some more Fireball and fell asleep, only to dream about Karen.
The scrubbing, the endless scrubbing; she slept fitfully but upon awakening she verified that yes, she had indeed hit a huge jackpot: she called her family in Miami, reaching Karen.
"Girl, tell yo' daddy that I won't be coming home again, I am through with that shit."
"Huh? Wha' 'ju mean?"
Mammie laughed.
"Girl, I never did tell you why I left you people last week...I found a lottery ticket under the fridge; it must have fallen out of your hideous handbag while you were doing your business. I used some of the money to leave that damned ghetto. Now I'm on a cruise ship far, far away and I just won a massive jackpot on Wheel of Fortune. I just called to thank you for the winning ticket, and to say 'goodbye.' Goodbye."
Mammie hung up, munched a handful of cashews and hit the Fireball.
Meanwhile back in Miami a furious Karen emailed her "casino friend" and asked that he contact her immediately, that it was an emergency.
He soon responded, emailing "Hey, I'm at Wynn betting a hundred grand per hand, just killing them as usual. What's up?"
She explained what Mammie had told her.
The wheels spun in his noggin, leading her "casino friend" to suggest a contingent fee, an equal split of all sums recovered.
Karen agreed, and the game was soon afoot.