The Adventures of MDawg (in progress)

I had to look up Aunt Bea.

I do know a lot about classic fiction, and I'm not just talking about Romantic poets and Shakespeare.

I mean, the NEW Adventures of Tom Swift.

In fact, we could call

The Adventures of MDawg I "The Adventures of Tom Swift" (Tom Swift)

and

The Adventures of MDawg II "The NEW Adventures of Tom Swift" (Tom Swift Jr.)

As there are in fact VI series to Tom Swift, there is room for more and more Adventures threads. But for now, at least at WOV, we have II.

Of course, the MDawg Adventures are dewey decimal catalogued under NON-fiction.


Now, get to back of the boat, V. (He said sternly.)

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Originally Posted by MDawg

Now, get to back of the boat, V. (He said sternly.)

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*Groan*

As we get closer to the day Mission146 will post his tabulation results,

as I posted from the beginning, my intention was to win an average of $10K or so per session. It didn't quite turn out that way as a % of the sessions were losses such that the average came more like $9K or so, but ongoing discussions with Mission146 don't lead me to believe that his tabulations are particularly inaccurate.

Everything has always been public record anyway. Nothing to hide.

And this is the MDawg Challenge.

Mdawg, serious question.

What figure in all of literature do you think most resembles KewlJ?

Well, Pinocchio for sure.

https://i.imgur.com/oS38OPEm.jpg

And he also no doubt resembles this stupid looking horse from a concert we went to in Vegas.

https://i.imgur.com/W1pry82m.jpg

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Originally Posted by Seedvalue

I found you had you followed photographed and confirmed because I felt you were a threat, and involved with Jeff toll.

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But also...Janet Soprano for sure. She certainly is annoying.

https://i.imgur.com/cc0GpFRl.jpg

But actual literature...I'm not sure yet. What do you think?

I came across this.

Encyclopedia freaking Brown. Truly, of all the boy detectives, he was the most obnoxious. It certainly didn't help that the first two pages of every book were exactly the same to give us all the exposition about how Encyclopedia is a little know-it-all snot. Also like, how did his dad become chief of police if he can't solve a single crime without his irritating son?

https://i.imgur.com/6VCjAp6m.jpg

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Originally Posted by Gottlob1

KJ keeps trying to manually rephrase the same old nervous essays over and over. Can you imagine how much time and angst that takes?

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I don't have any good ideas... probably one of those much talked about unreliable narrators.

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Originally Posted by smurgerburger

Mdawg, serious question.

What figure in all of literature do you think most resembles KewlJ?

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There is a flavor of Javert in his tunnel vision for Jean Valjean to the whole thing.

KJ reminds me of jesus, the way he gets crucified around here.

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Originally Posted by MisterV

KJ reminds me of jesus, the way he gets crucified around here.

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It's definitely not crucification it more self annihilation

This has been a five year mission.

All of my session reports are accurate. However, I believe the total number of hands played, and the average wager per hand, would be required to make sense of the results. There were losing sessions, including huge losing sessions along the way. Some of those losing sessions were not in the Adventures of MDawg thread, they were posted elsewhere at WOV or at other forums, so those aren’t included in Mission146’s calculations. Mission146 did mention that he didn’t look at anything outside of the WOV Adventures thread and the one other forum.

These sessions were spread out over about a dozen or so casinos.

In any case, along the way, anyone wanting to challenge any session results could have undertaken the MDawg challenge

And this is the MDawg challenge.

Keep in mind too, that for security reasons, session reports are not necessarily presented in real time corresponding directly to the day played.

I actually have not gone over closely the results that Mission146 has presented. I assume they are accurate, absent the missing sessions mentioned above. I did notice some discrepancies, that came down to misinterpretations of results where the results were not based on a simple session report total, but given that I was suspended for the past week, I started losing interest in going over everything line by line so I am just going to say that knowing Mission146’s thoroughness the tallied results are most likely correct, “or so” to use an expression of mine – meaning that they might be off.

Along the way, I have explained more than once what I am doing as far as advantage play.

When it comes to blackjack, I count cards, I shuffle track, and I play at tables where I insist on a hand shuffle. I’ve explained how I’m able to do this during the course of the thread more than once. I also have a memory that is good enough such that on at least a double deck I know what cards have been exposed and what cards remain in the deck, at any time.

Wizard himself admitted that this sort of memory is more of a 1 in 10000 type thing and not unheard of and UnJon among others stated that he knew of others who could do the same.

Here is someone who posted at WOV about this sort of thing, in October 2013, five years before I arrived at this forum, involving even an 8 deck game:

https://i.imgur.com/6RBV5eNh.jpg

As far as Baccarat, I have a way of knowing sometimes what the first card out the deck will be.

I get loss rebates and have posted redacted pictures of these slips.

I am invited to numerous high end tournaments and drawings and have won many of them. I have provided in the past to Wizard privately images verifying some of these wins.

I get tons of gift cards, promo chips, comps.

I have friends and associates who are very high net worth individuals who just go to Vegas to play, mostly slots actually, and they go where I go. If I’m out, they’re out.

For at least the first few years of my play, I posted actual video of me logged into my player card accounts and navigating the pages including the pages where my WIN statements were. These WIN statements corroborated more or less the sum total of what I had claimed via session reports during the course of each given year.

I have posted numerous challenges along the way, including one that involved challenging AxelWolf to find even one casino where I played other than the ones for which I posted verifications of WIN statements (besides the obvious – that at least the first few years of my session reports I named the casinos I was playing at along the way, and then at the end of the year provided the WIN statements for every casino mentioned – so it would be absurd to argue that I “left something out” because that would mean that I knew in advance at the start of the year that I was not going to win at a given casino such that I left that casino’s name out of any session reports or posts).

I also made challenges to have these WIN statements verified directly at the casino, and no one took me up on that.

Other challenges included having anyone match a $50K bankroll with me at the casino and winner takes all, each player to choose his game. I also wagered AxelWolf that I was in fact a high roller betting the amounts I claimed, and he backed down from taking the wager eventually after initially saying that he was raring to go with that (this was before the Wizard witnessed Dark Oz challenge).

https://i.imgur.com/mnaKr7q.jpg

AxelWolf and others ended up declining to undertake numerous wagers I proposed, including that he could never get a cage check for a table game session win without actually having a verified pit win reported.

I was also, as you know, observed playing Baccarat by Wizard and won during the session. This was known as the DarkOz Challenge, where I picked up $2000. from DarkOz (plus what I won in the session). During that session there was a Player run of 8 long, and I won every single hand during that run, and pressed into the run, the same way I have described in many of my session reports. In other words, the manner in which I play as described in countless (well, now counted – by Mission146 :)) session reports mirrored the sort of play Wizard witnessed in the DarkOz challenge.

After Wizard witnessed my play, we went to that casino’s VIP and up to my suite, which was one of the largest suites available at that casino (one of the majors on the Strip), and VIP also confirmed to the Wizard that I had been in that suite already for a couple of weeks.

Since that witnessed session I have reported similar play in all of my sessions. Over the past few years especially my average bets have increased pretty dramatically as have my credit lines.

Actual Wizard witnessed session


https://i.imgur.com/TaJarhG.jpg

It is interesting to note that prior to this Wizard witnessed session, everyone was going on and on about how “proving past results” meant nothing
“That is the only thing that matters. Previous play is meaningless as it relates to this discussion.”
https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gamb...45/#post788080

https://i.imgur.com/37TECaFh.jpg

in other words that “all that mattered” was proving that I could win at a witnessed session.

Terapined posted this

“No way Mdawg allows anybody to see the impossible
Because
Its impossible
I read the wizard strategy on baccarat
Play banker
Any other strategy would be flushing down more money down the toilet
No way Mdawg allows us to see him flushing lol”

Which was representative of what many were saying at that point, that there was no way I would ever show my face to anyone and play in front of Wizard, and as well he “brilliantly” opined that no one would play Baccarat other than betting only Bank. Anyway, he was proven wrong on both counts, along with a good many others.

https://i.imgur.com/bnK5JpIm.jpg
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It is interesting to note that this MDawg Results thread at WOV is only about past results, while the crowd was stumbling over their feet (before I was witnessed playing) to state that only future play mattered. :D

I have provided privately to Wizard, copies of casino cage checks marked “pit verified winnings” totaling hundreds of thousands of dollars. I have met Wizard socially many times and had as much as $100,000. in chips in my pocket during at least one of these meetups, and wasn’t planning to even see him at that exact time so it was simply because I happened to have come directly from casino play that I had any chips on me at all.

I have run into Wizard at gaming conventions wearing some of the watches of which I have posted pictures.

I was initially thinking of elaborating even further on how and why all of this is done, and why it matters, but then I started to think that unless I’m planning to stop doing any of this, whatever I have posted on the subject is public record already, and any of you are free to look up those posts, so I don’t see much benefit to me trying to nail down and further clarify what I’ve already said.

One thing that needs to be addressed is how and why in October 2021, I posted something about how I was “about even.” I have discussed this with Wizard and he agrees that the truth about this needs to be posted given that Mission146 has taken the time to go through all of these session reports.

I posted that “about even” statement to get my thread unhidden. Wizard and I met that day socially, for about an hour in a casino VIP lounge, as he showed me some magic tricks and discussed “what it would take” to get the thread unhidden. We did not go over any session results. The “about even” post was made as an accommodation to get my thread unhidden, that’s it.

As far as back up for that I really do play at these levels, I have provided over the past years photographic evidence of my play which includes:

-stacks of cash
-stacks of chips
-millions of dollars in paid off markers
Why show markers?

-casino checks issued for wins
-pictures and videos of high end timepieces
-pictures of winning Baccarat shoes
-pictures of large Vegas high roller suites
-pictures of gourmet meals eaten at casino resort restaurants
-pictures of the television screen inside the suites, and paper folios, that prove full RFB comps.
-actual video of WIN statements while logged in live to player card accounts to substantiate alleged wins

Included in today’s photos will be some of the comments made by Wizard along the way as he examined my evidence. I could find a lot more occasions where Wizard has posted corroborating evidence in my favor, but with the change in format of the forum from 10 to 50 posts per page, most of the URL records I had retained have changed and I don’t particularly feel like spending the time tracking them all done. But the posts are all there, public record.

Beyond that, you’re all on your own for searching through my threads for what I may have posted. As mentioned, I’m probably not done playing and winning in Vegas so I don’t want to disclose everything that I do, even though I have stated that I was thinking about retiring the champ because I have some business opportunities that require me to be in a state other than Nevada almost full time. Privately, Wizard and I during the past week have gotten into some more detail over exactly how and why I win.

Bottom line, as far as I know, no one in the history of WOV or VCT had provided much evidence of much of anything – other than MDawg.

https://i.imgur.com/YzrXsEFl.jpg

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You have to lose for loss rebates to kick in and be an advantage. You rarely post that you lose. 87% of your sessions and day in both baccarat and blackjack were winning sessions (or at least that is what you posted and mission146 tallied up). You NEVER mentioned loss rebates until Axel mentioned it first. Now I don't know how loss rebates work at that level, post Don Johnson era. Again, you don't post much about losing sessions. But do they rebate an individual session like that, despite that other sessions and days on the trip are bigger winning days?

It is my understanding that stopped after Don Johnson and that now, you have to lose for the trip to receive any loss rebate. You haven't posted any losing trips. As a matter of fact the first 10 days of almost every trip are winning days according to you and verified by Mission146. It is only then you might mention a small loss. On that 2021 "about even" trip, you posted winning days for the first 21 days (well winning and two even days). Then when you finally posted a loss, but you posted that you played a second session that day and won back almost all that money.

Watches, chips, cash, casinos suites do NOT prove anything about winning or losing play. Well, let me back track a bit. Most players comped high end suites are losing players and significant losing players at that. So these things aren't proving what you want to try to say they do.

The casino checks are interesting. Axelwolf and a couple other players say your claim that you can only get casino checks for your winnings is wrong....that there are other ways. I don't have much knowledge in that area, as that is the opposite of what I try to do (keep a lower profile). But let's just say you are right and Axelwolf wrong, just for the fun of it. THAT would prove you had some winning sessions. It does not prove you win overall or long-term. Has anyone suggested you are not a higher limit player that wins some sessions? I happen to think you are not as wealthy as you claim, but even I have not said you don't "gamble" and win some sessions.

Now there is something 'new' in this statement. You are now claiming you had losing sessions that you didn't post in the adventure thread but posted elsewhere. Uhh where exactly? :confused: And for that, I go back to what I said on day 1, that these claims, this story, as told or as posted just isn't real. Thank you for confirming that, now 5+ years later.

And finally, that 45 minute session, that Wizard saw you book a small win for a couple thousand dollars at baccarat, proves absolutely nothing about 4.6 million dollars worth of claims of winnings. You have been using that as some sort of verification that just isn't there. But if you are going to continue to try to do so, how about just letting Wizard speak. Just let the man say what he saw and if in his expert opinion your play can result in 4.6 million dollars of winnings. That is all....let the man speak.

So many things about these pictures you think, or try to imply prove you are a winning player. they no more do, that Rob's picture inside an RV that wasn't his proves he ever won a dime in a casino.

Now my offer still stand. Wizard has seen you play. And if you would like him to watch some more sessions that is fine. And I will invited Mike to spend a day with me, several if he desires, watching me play. And at the end of that time, Mike, being the gambling expert that he is, will say which of us is more likely to have won what we claim based on him seeing out play. No money, no hype. I don't think it can get any fairer. You can accept this challenge by publicly releasing Wizard from that DNA. Then I will make arrangements with him. I would also be ok, with Dan Druff playing that role, although Mike seems like the better choice.

Get help.

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Get help.

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Fuck you. Internet troll.

Like I said, pretty much the only thing that came out of this exercise is that I was allowed to disclose that the "about even" statement was just proof that I can keep my mouth shut for 2 1/2 years if it suits me. Which it actually didn't really suit me I wanted to disclose it, but I don't disclose something that gentlemen agreed to keep private, unless both decide that it's time.

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Originally Posted by mdawg

One thing that needs to be addressed is how and why in October 2021, I posted something about how I was “about even.” I have discussed this with Wizard and he agrees that the truth about this needs to be posted given that Mission146 has taken the time to go through all of these session reports.

I posted that “about even” statement to get my thread unhidden. Wizard and I met that day socially, for about an hour in a casino VIP lounge, as he showed me some magic tricks and discussed “what it would take” to get the thread unhidden. We did not go over any session results. The “about even” post was made as an accommodation to get my thread unhidden, that’s it.

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Other than that, MaxPen is right that it's all much ado about nothing. Whatever else I posted above I believe I have disclosed previously.

UNKewlJ could take some notes and learn something about how when two people agree to keep something private, it should remain private until both agree that it's time.

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Originally Posted by mcap

KJ you really don’t understand what the “private” part of private messages mean, do you? You be disclosing them shits on the regular.

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Originally Posted by accountinquestion

Mdawg has said he crushes casinos and has posted results.

Results have been tallied and they do show someone has crushed casinos.

Kewl sees this as affirmation and a victory.

Just lol what in the dumbfuckery is this.

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Do you even realize the things you are revealing now? This is why defendants don't testify on their own behalf. :cool:

You are now claiming that you met with Wizard and you asked what you could do to get your thread unhidden. He said with you could come clean about that past 7 months, where you had claimed to have won several million dollars (which we now know from Mission146). So you lied about the two of you going over your records and made that "about even" statement. :D

You are kind of throwing Wizard under the bus now, but that is between you and him. So why do you think that was the condition Wizard set? Would he have set that condition if he believed you about those 7 months of reports? Of course not. He was saying that he didn't believe you.

So the guy you say you are personal friends with didn't believe those claims made for that 7 month trip of winning 2 million dollars (and for good reason....I saw the actual amounts).

Wizard also publicly said he didn't believe the $100-$5000 spread claim for 10 hours. He said that he was a card counter for many years and didn't believe you. And he tried to give you a chance to walk it back, which you said maybe 8.5 hours with a dinner break. :D

Wizard recently said he doesn't believe your 60 wins in a row at Blackjack and even posted the astronomical odds of that, and again, tried to give you a chance to walk that back and say maybe 50 wins with a loss or 2 mixed in. Instead of walking it back, you expanded that claim to maybe 62 wins in a row, when someone was doing the make to try to make the 70k won work.

You are a freaking mess dude.

The only thing of value learned from this was that WoV will force people to lie about something in order to get a thread unlocked....lol

Yet tards still participate. Who's the fraud?

The biggest anti MDawg believer hasn't even posted as much as an oily surfboard pic. Meanwhile he's staring down pics of markers, checks, suites, and whatever else the Dawg has put up as his evidence.

FraudJ, Migrant, or whatever other socks you are, you not only lost the battles you've undeniably lost the war.....RIP

(Among the) biggest mistakes UNKewlJ makes is thinking that anyone cares about all this stuff that keeps him up nights.

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Originally Posted by rob.singer

What an idiot. As your entire life again gets shaken like a tumbling house of cards by none other than Shack and the dawg, you take your pussified self, in the heat of the moment, out of the picture supposedly on some fairy bicycle ride that could be better stated as a suicide run at this point.


You should have stayed in school. I just exposed another of your lies and you do what losers always do: deflect and hope no one notices.

I then mocked you for not doing what you said you were gonna do regarding your nemesis MDawg, and all you could do is look like the big fool he's been making out of you for a long, long time.

Smart money says you cry yourself to sleep every night. That's called Music To Everyone's Ears! :D

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(Another) is that if he keeps repeating himself he might convince at least himself (but no one else) of his nonsense.

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Originally Posted by MDawg

What's funniest about the UNKewl :clown: is he keeps repeating himself (at great length) as if he has 'stablished anything. The only thing he has established is how obsessed he is with MDawg Tater and RSinger! Repeating yourself ad nauseam without providing a shred of proof to back up your claims, doth not make a case.

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So I am wrong about Mdawg Maxpen? How about Wizard, Axelwolf, hunterhill and a few other players/that have also said they don't believe Mdawgs claims? They are wrong too?

Simple question Maxpen? Pictures of markers, cash and chips proves you are a long-term winning player, who now we know has claimed to have wn 4.6 million dollars? Have you crossed over from troll to some kind of conspiracy denier nut?

The evidence was always there. All that happened today was it became a little easier to see. The Emperor not only has no cloths on, but he has a Napolean micro penis.

You guys can continue to play your troll games. I have been vindicated and had my day in the sun.