I am not lazy. I have a job.
I had a female friend get panhandled by a man and she said something like “Fuck off, you fucking waste of skin! You’re in America the land of opportunity where the streets are paved with gold, & you have to harass women for money?!? May as well kill yourself or go start sucking cock for the money, you fucktard!”
Lots of lazy people have jobs, Karen.
Why are you still living with your family if you are so damned industrious?
Lots of motivated folks have figured out the secret to being self-supporting by the time they hit their mid to late twenties but not you...you are middle aged and still live with daddy and step-mammie and others.
Many of the lazy people that have jobs can be found in state, federal, or local government.
I had a relative that worked in government and he told me that when you interview for a government job, you can’t appear too competent or you’ll be viewed as a threat.
Try to be one level of intelligence / competence below the person interviewing you.