Biggest loser

I wouldn't bother throwing anything at anyone, let alone AQ, even though he claims like a few of the other little people that I dont know "gambling math"....probably because of my past critiques of AP's and the way I structured my Play Strategy.

However---and this is the funny part---I'm an EE with an MBA (albeit from 50 years ago) and post-Federal-Gov't I worked in an industry where I had hundreds of engineers working for me.

Now what has AQ done.....other than get flustered by and have meltdowns over Donald Trump (kinda like you, which is cute too :) ) and constantly run away whimpering whenever anyone even mentions how much bullshit the liberals baked into their climate change alarmist nonsense.

He tries so hard ........ lmao

But he is as believable as kewl.....

True story

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

I wouldn't bother throwing anything at anyone, let alone AQ, even though he claims like a few of the other little people that I dont know "gambling math"....probably because of my past critiques of AP's and the way I structured my Play Strategy.

However---and this is the funny part---I'm an EE with an MBA (albeit from 50 years ago) and post-Federal-Gov't I worked in an industry where I had hundreds of engineers working for me.

Now what has AQ done.....other than get flustered by and have meltdowns over Donald Trump (kinda like you, which is cute too :) ) and constantly run away whimpering whenever anyone even mentions how much bullshit the liberals baked into their climate change alarmist nonsense.

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I'm starting to believe you, but not about the Newell or whatever fun frauds you have had. Your strategy was stupid and you did advocate switching denominations and plays which wouldn't make mathematical sense but you did want big hits. So you are claiming you did win money from the double up bug. It is plausible but weren't there always people gambling and playing bad. If you would actually provided proof of your claims, then that could bring criminal charges. Maybe faking the Newell or making it look fake and denying it being fake, then it would make sense being once again plausible. I'm sure both our penises are bigger than Crim's because we independently know we're bigger than average and have better sex.

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I don't know, but Tuesday is starting feuds out of nowhere like he started a Mdawg/Tuesday feud and a Mickeycrimm/Tuesday feud. Tuesday used to be normal, chill, and laid so I don't know where he got this antagonist persona that randomly starts feuds with random people. :confused:

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How do you know when he was laid? :confused:

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I just realized literally a minute ago that the back didn't show up after laid in my second comment but it was far too late to edit by the time I realized that it just says laid and not laid back.

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Now now, be nice or Rob will throw his shoe phone at ya.
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That sounds pretty nice actually. It would be so cool to have someone throw a shoe phone at me. I'd feel like George W.

I wish they would just call the suicide help line and get the needed to pull it off and be able to stop irritating the internet.

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I don't know, but Tuesday is starting feuds out of nowhere like he started a Mdawg/Tuesday feud and a Mickeycrimm/Tuesday feud. Tuesday used to be normal, chill, and laid so I don't know where he got this antagonist persona that randomly starts feuds with random people. :confused:

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How do you know when he was laid? :confused:

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I just realized literally a minute ago that the back didn't show up after laid in my second comment but it was far too late to edit by the time I realized that it just says laid and not laid back.

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Back around 23 years ago when cell phones first started to have text message capability my mother got laid off from her job & she sent me a text about it, but the phone I had only displayed the first few words from the message before you opened the whole message so I look down to see a message from my mother and it reads “Ben, I just got laid” & I’m thinking Jesus Christ TMI!

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How do you know when he was laid? :confused:

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I just realized literally a minute ago that the back didn't show up after laid in my second comment but it was far too late to edit by the time I realized that it just says laid and not laid back.

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Back around 23 years ago when cell phones first started to have text message capability my mother got laid off from her job & she sent me a text about it, but the phone I had only displayed the first few words from the message before you opened the whole message so I look down to see a message from my mother and it reads “Ben, I just got laid” & I’m thinking Jesus Christ TMI!

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An article about how to handle embarrassing text mishaps said something like," If your boyfriend is named Alex and his Mother is Alexis and you accidentally text," I want to have sex with you," to ALEXIS you can just text again"Sorry, I meant to send that to ALEX and not you, ALEXIS. Thank God I sent that to someone who doesn't judge me."

Lol Mdawg and Coach belly voted for Crimm, because the first vote is mine. I would have voted for dickinsidedog if I allowed multiple voting.

I did get laid right before she mentioned it.

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I just realized literally a minute ago that the back didn't show up after laid in my second comment but it was far too late to edit by the time I realized that it just says laid and not laid back.

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Back around 23 years ago when cell phones first started to have text message capability my mother got laid off from her job & she sent me a text about it, but the phone I had only displayed the first few words from the message before you opened the whole message so I look down to see a message from my mother and it reads “Ben, I just got laid” & I’m thinking Jesus Christ TMI!

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An article about how to handle embarrassing text mishaps said something like," If your boyfriend is named Alex and his Mother is Alexis and you accidentally text," I want to have sex with you," to ALEXIS you can just text again"Sorry, I meant to send that to ALEX and not you, ALEXIS. Thank God I sent that to someone who doesn't judge me."

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Reminds me of an old corny joke:

A lady in a supermarket asks a clerk if she can buy half a head of lettuce. So the clerk walks around to find his manager and when he does he says “Hey some stupid bitch wants to know if she can buy half a head of lettuce”

Right after he says that he turns around and notices that the lady is right behind him with a shocked look on her face as she had followed him up to his manager. So then the clerk says “And this nice lady wants to buy the other half.”