Whenever you back yourself into a corner, this is the kind of stuff that you start mumbling about...never fails.
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Did not know you were an HST aficionado, Dawg. Good to know.
I post under my real name, so I'll play the HST role. You'll have to be my attorney. Coronavirus puts those goddamn bats in a whole 'nother perspective. Kind of terrifying. May have to put the top of The Great Red Shark up to keep the bats away.
Call it Fear and Loathing 2: Dietz and Dawg. Or vice versa. I'm easy.
As your attorney I advise you to load up on the ribs. (When the buffets open again.)
https://i.imgur.com/Ertd88bt.jpg
Well as you know, there is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, but pigging out on too many ribs at the same time might just be an even greater spectacle.
“He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.”
- Dr. Johnson
;)
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."