Shout out to the 6'5 300 lb thug security guard

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Originally Posted by OppsIdidItAgain

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Originally Posted by DGenBen

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Originally Posted by OppsIdidItAgain

Decades ago, when leaving a table, I dropped a handful of purple chips onto the floor. I was wide awake, and, so chased them down, except for one that a hooker standing behind the table had put her foot on. She was trying not to show a face. Nobody gave me a hand, with either of the chips, and, I had to wrestle the woman's foot off it. I walked off none the worse for wear. Ha.

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If you weren’t able to win the wrestling match, maybe as a last ditch effort you could have been able to negotiate it as a prepayment.

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Luckily, she wasn't one of those big girls that MrV spoke of. In either event, I'm the type to do what I have to do to resolve things as soon as possible. I found all of them but one, so, I had to survey the area for faces to figure who was standing on it. I was right with the first try.

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That’s great you were able to get it back

It’s also a good thing she didn’t have time to hide it where many of the working girls hide stolen Rolexes otherwise it may have been more difficult to get back.

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Originally Posted by MisterV

If so, what is the attraction in wandering casinos all day looking for ripe plays left by ploppies?

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For me it was the $500 a day I made doing it. No other reason. Just the money.

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

Full disclosure: I did not read ZenKings entire first post of this thread before I commented. His posts are sometimes hard to read (especially on a phone) with all the CAPS and run on sentences.

While it is true that often times the morons that casinos hire, are meant to intimidate and often poorly trained etc., in this particular case, ZK what the fuck are you thinking? You moved one of the boxes that the crew were emptying the machines into? So you could check a machine? :confused: What the flying Fuck!!!!!

Why do you do shit that draws attention to yourself and then complain when things go bad? You create your own damn problems dude. I am kind of speechless and as most know....that doesn't happen often. :rolleyes:

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The boxes were empty. Have you ever been in a casino?

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Originally Posted by ZenKinG

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

Full disclosure: I did not read ZenKings entire first post of this thread before I commented. His posts are sometimes hard to read (especially on a phone) with all the CAPS and run on sentences.

While it is true that often times the morons that casinos hire, are meant to intimidate and often poorly trained etc., in this particular case, ZK what the fuck are you thinking? You moved one of the boxes that the crew were emptying the machines into? So you could check a machine? :confused: What the flying Fuck!!!!!

Why do you do shit that draws attention to yourself and then complain when things go bad? You create your own damn problems dude. I am kind of speechless and as most know....that doesn't happen often. :rolleyes:

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The boxes were empty. Have you ever been in a casino?

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Of course he has. He has a clear memory of his mom trying to take a short cut through the Taj while he was in his stroller. He dropped his binky on the carpet and security immediately ran at him. As they grabbed his stroller, it tilted over and he broke his arm. They took him into a backroom, where they changed his diaper before calling an ambulance. Fortunately, Nersesian was in the Taj at the time and volunteered to take his case. The Taj settled, and kewlJ and his mom moved to LV and lived happily ever after. KewlJ(s) have been looking for a binky replacement ever since, and someday he may even go into a casino to find one.

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Originally Posted by ZenKinG

The boxes were empty. Have you ever been in a casino?

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Doesn't matter. Casinos are very protective when they are changing the coins in machines. Many cordon off an entire area. You being in that area, moving boxes and checking machines, I can guarantee did not go unnoticed by someone above. I would bet someone said what is this jackass doing?

Look dude, you have been in Vegas 10 years now. By all accounts you have done well and I hope continue to do well. You have fulfilled your "dream" when many thought that you wouldn't. Good for you. But you like to claim that you are cursed or experience bad karma and everyone is out to get you. YOU create most of that, with some very questionable decisions that you make. Doing something like this that draws attention, when there is no need to, is just one of those cut your nose off to spite your face bad decisions.

But YOU know it all and always have.....so continue to be you.

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Originally Posted by redietz

Of course he has. He has a clear memory of his mom trying to take a short cut through the Taj while he was in his stroller. He dropped his binky on the carpet and security immediately ran at him. As they grabbed his stroller, it tilted over and he broke his arm. They took him into a backroom, where they changed his diaper before calling an ambulance. Fortunately, Nersesian was in the Taj at the time and volunteered to take his case. The Taj settled, and kewlJ and his mom moved to LV and lived happily ever after. KewlJ(s) have been looking for a binky replacement ever since, and someday he may even go into a casino to find one.

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Shut the fuck up you asshole! Red you used to be a decent dude. There are trolls like Singer, Dawg, coach belly, former member blackhole that were nothing but assholes. Just really fucked up people. YOU are now one of them. You have chosen that. You are nothing more than a fucking asshole trolling the internet. Congrats. You must be proud.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

That's not your only lie.

More importantly, you take questioning of these lies very personally, and actually get angry at anyone who dares suggest that you aren't being truthful. You get extremely upset by people not believing you.

Is this like the 10th time you've announced you're leaving? Why are you still here?

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Originally Posted by MisterV

*waves hand*

Unlike you I didn't support myself espying slot machines, looking for a perceived advantage: no, I got a real job, one helping others as well as myself, and hey, I've retired in the top two percent, i.e. "I made it..".

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Originally Posted by OppsIdidItAgain

I get it, V. You wasted your life for a little bit of money that you can't spend, anyway. So now you have to shout and pound it out to the wrecked, world from on high, from an anonymous gambling message board of absolutely no other note...Ha.

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Well now, that certainly is ONE way of looking at it, but my intent was not to brag but to instruct, setting myself up as a sort of "Dutch uncle" to zen thing.

He's simply so swarmy, so egotistical that a reality check is in order lest he careen and pinwheel out of orbit and fall into the sun.

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The only money truly earned is truly spent. In other words, "A penny earned is a penny spent." What remains is merely hoarded, or otherwise rationalized away.

It's the same with words. A few of us use them for a purpose, but, most of us, to revel in them. Pretty smarmy, as in "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the smarmiest one of all?" *waves hand*

There isn't a lot of hard count on the casino floor these days because the machines don't take coins anymore. What you are seeing these days is soft count coming for the bill acceptors full of money. They come in the off hours.

I've been on an advantage play a gillion times when they come through. Empty bill accepters are dropped off at each machine. Then the gang comes through changing out the bill acceptors with security watching over them.

Security always sets up a perimeter to keep people away from the bank of machines they are working on. Anyone playing a machine in that area is asked to quit and move away while they are changing out the bill acceptors.

I always cooperate even though I'm concerned about possibly losing the advantage play to another AP trying to move in on it. I will stand just outside the perimeter and wait for them to clear the area.

Security is charged with protecting the casino assets. So I don't fuck with them. I will usually say something friendly like "You wanna get in this machine too?" They always say yes sir. So I clear the area until they are finished.

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

There isn't a lot of hard count on the casino floor these days because the machines don't take coins anymore. What you are seeing these days is soft count coming for the bill acceptors full of money. They come in the off hours.

I've been on an advantage play a gillion times when they come through. Empty bill accepters are dropped off at each machine. Then the gang comes through changing out the bill acceptors with security watching over them.

Security always sets up a perimeter to keep people away from the bank of machines they are working on. Anyone playing a machine in that area is asked to quit and move away while they are changing out the bill acceptors.

I always cooperate even though I'm concerned about possibly losing the advantage play to another AP trying to move in on it. I will stand just outside the perimeter and wait for them to clear the area.

Security is charged with protecting the casino assets. So I don't fuck with them. I will usually say something friendly like "You wanna get in this machine too?" They always say yes sir. So I clear the area until they are finished.

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I play vp almost exclusively overnight, and I could've written the same words.

There's no reason nor point in not being completely cooperative and pleasant.

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Originally Posted by ZenKinG

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

Full disclosure: I did not read ZenKings entire first post of this thread before I commented. His posts are sometimes hard to read (especially on a phone) with all the CAPS and run on sentences.

While it is true that often times the morons that casinos hire, are meant to intimidate and often poorly trained etc., in this particular case, ZK what the fuck are you thinking? You moved one of the boxes that the crew were emptying the machines into? So you could check a machine? :confused: What the flying Fuck!!!!!

Why do you do shit that draws attention to yourself and then complain when things go bad? You create your own damn problems dude. I am kind of speechless and as most know....that doesn't happen often. :rolleyes:

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The boxes were empty. Have you ever been in a casino?

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It doesn't matter, they don't want you touching the boxes in fear that you could potentially swap one with a hack or something like that. There's potentially problems if they mix up the boxes/Bill validators between 2 different denomination machines. I don't know how it happens, but on rare occasions machines will give you multiple times the amount of credits it should be. It thinks it's a lower denomination. I.E. $100 gets you 400 credits on a dollar machine as if it was a .25.

I always wondered if this was because they put a programmed a .25 validator into $1 machine instead.

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Originally Posted by AxelWolf

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Originally Posted by ZenKinG

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

Full disclosure: I did not read ZenKings entire first post of this thread before I commented. His posts are sometimes hard to read (especially on a phone) with all the CAPS and run on sentences.

While it is true that often times the morons that casinos hire, are meant to intimidate and often poorly trained etc., in this particular case, ZK what the fuck are you thinking? You moved one of the boxes that the crew were emptying the machines into? So you could check a machine? :confused: What the flying Fuck!!!!!

Why do you do shit that draws attention to yourself and then complain when things go bad? You create your own damn problems dude. I am kind of speechless and as most know....that doesn't happen often. :rolleyes:

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The boxes were empty. Have you ever been in a casino?

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It doesn't matter, they don't want you touching the boxes in fear that you could potentially swap one with a hack or something like that. There's potentially problems if they mix up the boxes/Bill validators between 2 different denomination machines. I don't know how it happens, but on rare occasions machines will give you multiple times the amount of credits it should be. It thinks it's a lower denomination. I.E. $100 gets you 400 credits on a dollar machine as if it was a .25.

I always wondered if this was because they put a programmed a .25 validator into $1 machine instead.

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You of all people knows trying to give advice to this asshat is a waste of time, even if you have all the time in the world.

Meanwhile Druff removed the word nigger from the title but left it in the main body of the post.

Druff but fair!

It's not like Druff doesn't support racism, he just gets annoyed when people constantly point it out when he's playing poker.

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Originally Posted by jdaewoo

It's not like Druff doesn't support racism, he just gets annoyed when people constantly point it out when he's playing poker.

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That’s 100% it and he has said as much. Claimed to get shit from leftists at the WSOP about it every year. More so about PFA where the word nigger is automatically changed to “N-word”. Few know about this place so he doesn’t really care, hopefully it stays that way.

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Originally Posted by The Boz

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Originally Posted by jdaewoo

It's not like Druff doesn't support racism, he just gets annoyed when people constantly point it out when he's playing poker.

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That’s 100% it and he has said as much. Claimed to get shit from leftists at the WSOP about it every year. More so about PFA where the word nigger is automatically changed to “N-word”. Few know about this place so he doesn’t really care, hopefully it stays that way.

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https://youtu.be/MYpnINrZM_M?si=8PkIVeUfJwnBEQPn

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Originally Posted by jdaewoo

It's not like Druff doesn't support racism, he just gets annoyed when people constantly point it out when he's playing poker.

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Especially if they are 6'5" 300 lb. thug security guards.

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Originally Posted by jpfromla

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Originally Posted by jdaewoo

It's not like Druff doesn't support racism, he just gets annoyed when people constantly point it out when he's playing poker.

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Especially if they are 6'5" 300 lb. thug security guards.

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Hey, believe, or not, it ... the amazing anagram above, at https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post191492 , works with also the word, thug, when also the 5's are spelled out, but, interestingly, only if add the letter, N.


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"Shout out to the six-foot five.five-inch three hundred pound N-thug security guard."
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Congregation of the 5i5ter5 of Divine Providence.

https://anagram-solver.net/Shout%20o...d?partial=true

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"Divine providence" refers to the theological concept that God actively guides and cares for all creation, meaning that everything that happens in the universe occurs under God's sovereign control and purposeful design, often interpreted as God's "foresight" and intervention in the affairs of the world; essentially, the belief that God is actively involved in the lives of individuals and the world at large, working all things for good, even when we may not understand the reason behind events.

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And thanks to PYB, aka, ILBK, for the 5.55 out of 10, for my "first" post, at https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post191438 . Ha.

https://youtu.be/wZbReO2MGw4

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Originally Posted by OppsIdidItAgain

Hey, believe, or not, it ... the amazing anagram above, at https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post191492 , works with also the word, thug, when also the 5's are spelled out, but, interestingly, only if add the letter, N.


.......................................... f
"Shout out to the six-foot five.five-inch three hundred pound N-thug security guard."
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Congregation of the 5i5ter5 of Divine Providence.

https://anagram-solver.net/Shout%20o...d?partial=true

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"Divine providence" refers to the theological concept that God actively guides and cares for all creation, meaning that everything that happens in the universe occurs under God's sovereign control and purposeful design, often interpreted as God's "foresight" and intervention in the affairs of the world; essentially, the belief that God is actively involved in the lives of individuals and the world at large, working all things for good, even when we may not understand the reason behind events.

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And thanks to PYB, aka, ILBK, for the 5.55 out of 10, for my "first" post, at https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post191438 . Ha.

https://youtu.be/wZbReO2MGw4

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“Amazing Anagram above” - Garbanzo Vaginae Mama

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Originally Posted by DGenBen

“Amazing Anagram above” - Garbanzo Vaginae Mama

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Even more curious, is that I had to remove an i, and, so, then form a cross with the five's. And, your quote of it above, puts the cross in focus. Ha.

“Amazing Anagram above” - Garbanzo Vaginae Mama
---> Bravo! (Romanian magazine)

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Originally Posted by OppsIdidItAgain

Hey, believe, or not, it ... the amazing anagram above, at https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post191492 , works with also the word, thug, when also the 5's are spelled out, but, interestingly, only if add the letter, N.


.......................................... f
"Shout out to the six-foot five.five-inch three hundred pound N-thug security guard."
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Congregation of the 5i5ter5 of Divine Providence.

https://anagram-solver.net/Shout%20o...d?partial=true

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"Divine providence" refers to the theological concept that God actively guides and cares for all creation, meaning that everything that happens in the universe occurs under God's sovereign control and purposeful design, often interpreted as God's "foresight" and intervention in the affairs of the world; essentially, the belief that God is actively involved in the lives of individuals and the world at large, working all things for good, even when we may not understand the reason behind events.

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And thanks to PYB, aka, ILBK, for the 5.55 out of 10, for my "first" post, at https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post191438 . Ha.

https://youtu.be/wZbReO2MGw4

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This fool belongs in bed with tasha.