My Darryl character! :D

How prophetic? Not to mention "forum immortality".

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Originally Posted by MisterV

"Why not take a page from the patented American psycho-shooter play book?"

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The Book of the Apocalypse: Chapter Two: The α-Omega. [In the first spot.]

Portland Women March Against Hate. [In last spot, 540 = (10*9*6*1) or [270 + (70 + 200)] ---> 1961_1691__2/7_7\2 .]

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I'll be sure to tell them, when they come for me, that the eVil, and the anagrams-with-gematria made me do it. Ha.

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Black Lightning Season 2 Episode 16, “The Book of the Apocalypse: Chapter Two: The Omega,” brings this season to a close — rarely letting up on the action until the last scene.

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= 02:16 ---> 2061, the end of the world, by Halley's Comet.

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Hundreds gather at Director Park for 'Portland Women March Against Hate' event
by KATU.com StaffSat, December 3rd 2016 ---> 2061.

The group, which partnered with the Seattle Women March Against Hate, says they stand together in protest of "misogyny, misogynoir, racism, xenophobia, transmisogyny, and transphobia."

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After "hugging it out" Darryl and the gang decided to amuse themselves with mathematics. Darryl cleared his throat loudly (and annoyingly, Sean noted privately) and commenced an address to his fellow recreational mathematicians.

"Gentleman, consider the recursively defined sequence with initial values 1 and 1, where each new term in the series is generated by taking the sum of the previous two terms and then writing it backwards." Darryl began with a flourish (that was in Mario's estimation a wee bit gay). "1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 31, 93, 421, ..." Darryl trailed off.

Only Julian kept his attention on Darryl and his presentation while Sean and Mario picked their noses and examined the excavated contents thereof. Julian spoke up, "Darryl, does the ratio of consecutive terms of this sequence converge to a steady value as it does in the Fibonacci sequence?"

"Nay! It does not."

This admission piqued Sean's interest, "Hole up, so there is no Binet like formula that can be used to calculate the nth term of the sequence without having to run through the previous n-1 terms? That be some fucking bullshit! Man, fuck this trash sequence."

At home, Darryl watched went to his room and lay down on his bed and listened to his Chris Brown CD. He listened to Run It and Excuse Me Miss. After listening to these two songs, he turned off his CD player and lied down, thinking about Sean and the plan. It worked out perfectly….. He began to fall into a light sleep when the phone rang. He got up to answer it. When he answered it, it was Sean.

“D!” Sean shouted. “I had the strangest dream today.” He sounded out of breath and a little panicked.

“What happened in it?” Darryl asked with a smirk. He knew what happened.

“I dreamt I was kidnapped by ghosts of people I killed. They wanted to kill me because I killed them. The dream seemed so…….Lucid” he said after a thoughtful pause. “It seemed like it was REALLY happening to me.” Sean said, his voice trembling. "The dream felt too real, too vibrant. “

Darryl said, “Don’t worry. After all, it WAS just a dream, wasn’t it? Dreams have a strange way of telling us how we really feel…… Maybe you feel guilty about what you did to those people. Maybe it’s your guilt attacking your subconscious. It won’t let you go until you confess to killing those people. Maybe you should turn yourself in to the cops.”

“The cops?” Sean repeated, sounding like a lost child.

“Yes. Maybe you should tell the cops what you did,” Darryl said softly.

“But I’ll end up in prison for a long time!” Sean said, sounding indecisive. "You know I’ll get HARD Time with that 10-20- LIFE rule. You know the rule that goes pull a gun, get 10 years in prison, fire the gun, get 20 years in prison, and shoot someone, get 25-to LIFE.”

“Yes, I know that rule. But I’m sure that you will get a lighter sentence if you turn yourself in.”

Sean sighed. “Can I just come over to your house? I REALLY need to talk to you face-to face.”

“Okay Sean”, Darryl said a little slowly. What did Sean want now?


Sean said, “I’ll be there in a few minutes.”

Darryl said, “Sure.”

In a few minutes, Sean came over and knocked on Darryl’s door. He answered the door. Sean looked at him with a pained expression on his face. “Hi, D,” he said in a troubled voice.

“Hi, Sean,” Darryl said cautiously. What was going on with Sean?

Sean went into the kitchen. Darryl followed him. Sean put his hand in his pocket and moved it around for a little while. “The game is over, D,” he said in a troubled voice. “No more shooting games.” He took his hand out and his hand was now holding the infamous gun. “Tell Julian and Mario I said bye and that they’d be better off without me. So would you. The world would be better of without me. I don’t deserve to live in this world. All those people I killed and injured with the game. The way I landed YOU in trouble with the cops when you were just trying to be a Good Samaritan. You really do have a good heart, D." He gave him a sad smile.

He continued. "The way I blackmailed Julian and Mario. They never even wanted to be involved in this shooting game. By the way, I blackmailed them with car troubles they both had. Mario stole his dad’s car and crashed it and ran red lights. And Julian drove his car drunk. Bye, D." He looked at Darryl with a tortured expression. “It’s time for me to just……go.”

Sean put the gun it in his mouth.

“Sean, what are you doing?” Darryl asked shocked. He lunged at Sean, and snatched the gun out of Sean’s mouth. He punched Sean in his temple again and Sean fell unconscious. As Sean lied unconscious, Darryl said, “Don’t worry. We’ll get you the help you need.” He called Memorial Hospital Psych Ward and when a receptionist answered, he told her, “I am going to refer my friend Sean Masters to the Psych Ward. He’s deeply troubled and tried to end his life. Can I make arrangements to take him there?” The receptionist told him he could and he did.

He dragged Sean’s unconscious body to his (Darryl’s) car, put the keys in the ignition, strapped both of them in, and began to ride to Memorial Hospital. At a red light, he looked at Sean with sad, concerned eyes. Sean had to have been deeply troubled if he tried to blow his head off. Darryl started to cry for Sean. The light changed, he wiped his eyes, and continued driving. He pulled into the hospital and had to drag Sean into the hospital entrance and down the corridors. People stared curiously at them. Darryl said, “This is why you should never mix alcohol with drugs,"he said, pointing at Sean. "He experimented with them mixed together.” He didn’t want to tell them the truth. The people nodded and Darryl, dragging Sean went into the Psych Ward waiting room. There were at least five people already there. “What’s with him?” a heavyset man asked, pointing at Sean.

Since they were already at the Psych Ward, Darryl decided to tell him the truth about what happened with Sean. “He tried to blow himself up,” Darryl said in a whisper like voice. “He’s depressed.”

“I’m here myself because my daughter tried to end her life by jumping off of a roof. She’s troubled too”, he said, shaking his head.

‘Oh.” Darryl said emphatically.

The E.R. doc on duty, Dr. V overheard Darryl and the other fellow and groaned while checking out the waiting room looking for hot chicks .

"Fuck me, why can't these weak-willed mother fuckers actually KILL themselves?"

The sawbones had long been disenchanted with the human race, all their weaknesses, flaws, and peccadilloes.

He introduced himself and wheeled Sean back into the bowels of the hospital.

At that moment something inside him snapped.

Without even prepping he grabbed a scalpel and cut off Sean's penis.

"Now you really do have no reason to live you asexual mother fucker...do the right thing and finish the job next time."

Without further ado he went to the break room and feasted on Cheez-Its while Sean screamed bloody murder.

Nobody cared...it was the ghetto charity hospital: life was cheap.

Tasha, even a psych hospital in a third world shit hole has a more rigorous and organized intake process. Not to mention compliant with local laws and medical standards. A friend calling up a hospital and asking, yo can I commit my unconscious friend? The hospital saying, sure thing dude? Dragging someone down a hallway? Again, even shit hole hospitals have courtesy wheelchairs for patients.

I'm concerned that you would not know what to do in a real life emergency. Please, Tasha, if you ever witness someone attempting suicide, call 911. Don't drag their unconscious body to your 1991 Mercury Capri and drive to a random mental health center.

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Default Part 11
“Wait a minute, aren’t you Darryl Johnson?” a woman in her 30’s asked. "The main suspect in Marco Smith’s death?” Everyone looked at Darryl curiously.

“Yes, but they let me go because they could find no evidence that I was a suspect.” Darryl said, feeling flustered.

“Yeah, they do catch the wrong people a lot of the time.” She said sympathetically. The others murmured in agreement.

Sean began to come to again. “Where am I?” he asked.

“You’re going to get help,” Darryl told him soothingly.

“I’m in the hospital?” He asked, confused.

“Yes.” The doctors will take good care of you.”

In 10 minutes, an employee came out. “Those of you with new people to this Psych Ward, come now.”

Sean looked at him with hurt eyes. “Psych Ward?” he repeated in a betrayed voice.

“Yes.Now get up.” He helped Sean up. They followed the employee into the Psych Ward corridors. They went into a room.

A doctor was sitting in the room. "So, tell me what the problem is?”

Darryl looked at Sean and said, "He tried to end his life by blowing his head off."

"And why did you do this?" the doctor asked Sean, looking at him thoroughly.

"No one needs me in this world. I've destroyed WAY too many lives." Sean said sadly.

"Care to expand?" The doctor asked curiously.

"I am just a pest to this world. No one needs me. I'm a burden." Sean said, looking pained.

"Do your parents know you're like this?" The doctor asked.

"No," Sean said, exhaling loudly.

"How old are you?" he asked Sean.

"17."

"That means you're a minor...... The doctor said slowly and thoughtfully. He looked at Darryl. "And how old are you?" Darryl said, "17", with a sinking feeling in his heart.

"What's your relation to each other?"

"I'm his friend," Darryl said, his heart sinking lower.

"I am sorry, but we need a parent or a legal guardian 18 or over to consent, since you are both minors." The doctor said.

"So, you mean, you can't let him stay in the ward?" Darryl asked his mouth dry.

"I CAN put him in the Youth section of the ward, but he has to consent."

Darryl looked at Sean, mentally willing him to consent.

Sean took a long while to answer. Come on Sean, consent, he thought to Sean.

Sean took a deep breath and said, "I consent."

"Great. I just need to talk to your parents or legal guardian." the doctor said.

Darryl took out his cell phone and called Sean's house. Sean's mother picked up.

"Sean is at the Psych Ward at Memorial Hospital. You need to come over right away," he said.

Sean's mother shrieked, "The Psych Ward? What is he doing there?"

"He REALLY needs serious help and they need a parent to come over."

"Okay, I'll be there soon."

He hung up the phone.

"Your mom is going to come soon," Darryl said, smiling at Sean weakly.

Sean looked a little apprehensive. "My mom will KILL me when she finds out what I've done," he said, sounding nervous.

"Don't worry." Darryl and Sean waited in silence for Sean's mom to come. She came a little later.

"Sean, baby, what happened?" She asked him tearfully. "Why are you here?" She gave Sean a BIG hug.

"Mom, Darryl just saved my life."

"He saved your life?" She looked at Darryl.

"He did." Sean said. "I..... He paused and gave his mom an uncertain look. "I tried to kill myself earlier and he saved me."

The doctor cut in. "Hello. We need your permission to let him stay in here, because he seems to be emotionally disturbed and suicidal."

She looked at the doctor. "Of course you have my permission," she said, looking at Sean tearfully.

The doctor said, "Let's have a chat and explore Sean's feelings."

They both agreed.

The doctor asked Sean, "What led you to want to kill yourself?"

Sean looked at him and his mom with uncertain eyes again. Then he looked at Darryl with an uncertain look.

Darryl said, "Go on. Tell them the truth."

Sean took a deep breath. "I started a shooting game and got my two other friends involved. I killed at least 5 people with my game. My or should I say OUR two other friends never even wanted to play this game. I forced them to watch by telling them I'd shoot them if they snitched. I also blackmailed them with troubles they had that they didn't want anyone else to know. I killed Marco Smith and got him blamed for it. He pointed to Darryl. I even stole $100.00 from him, and he was nice enough to let me keep 40.00 of it. I'm a horrible person. I later had a terrible dream that ghosts wanted to kill me for killing them. I wanted to just end my life because I felt so bad about what I'd done.” Sean said, looking relieved that his secret was out in the open.

"What led you to play this shooting game and kill people?" The doctor asked curiously.

Sean took a deep breath. "I started the game after my friend Darryl left us to go to a boarding school named Johnson. He was always so fun to be around, and when he left, he took about all of the fun with him. So I decided to start shooting people. It was fun to me. Now, I realize that shooting people is NOT fun," Sean said self-loathing and ashamed.

"Who's Darryl?" the doctor asked him.

"He is," he said, pointing at Darryl.

His mom said, "Sean, I can't believe you'd do this." She burst into fresh tears.

The doctor said, "We can keep him here and you can visit him every day. From 8am-to 8PM."

"How much money wills it cost to keep him here?" she asked, sadly.

"It depends on your insurance. You do have insurance, don't you?" he asked, looking at her closely.

"Yes." She said. I have Medicaid."


"We can keep him here for a month for $1500."

She agreed. "Bye Sean," she said tearfully. "And thank you, Darryl." She signed some consent papers the doctor had his assistant bring her. She looked at Sean one more time and gave him another big hug. "I love you Sean, no matter what you did." "I love you too, Mom," he said tearfully.

"You're welcome, Mrs. Masters." Darryl said. "May I speak with Sean in private?" he asked both of them.

"Sure," they both said. They left.

Darryl looked at Sean with compassion. "So, this is your new life for a month." he said, trying to keep his voice light.

Sean looked at him a little ashamed. "Darryl, I'm sorry for stealing your money and putting you through all this stress," he said in a low soft voice.

"Don't worry about it," Darryl said, giving him another weak smile.

"Thanks for helping me," Sean said softly.

"Hey, that's what friends are for, isn't it?" Darryl said, still smiling weakly.

"When I get out of this mental hospital, you wanna play 'regular games', like we used to with Julian and Mario?"

"I'd like that," Darryl said with a full big grin.

Darryl said, "Come here. Give me a hug,he said, bringing Sean close to him and wrapping him in hug. Sean hugged back and gave Darryl a big smile.

"Bye", Darryl said. "I'll visit you. I won't abandon you." He said with a sneaky smile.

"Sean said, "Hey that sounds familiar,"with a wink and a smile.

"I know it does." Darryl said with a smile. "It’s something my friend told me when I was about to go behind bars."

Sean said bye, and Darryl left.

Darryl drove back home.

Dr. V went to his office and called his attorney, McDawg.

"This better be good, doc: I'm vulturing and the pickings are pretty good today. What's up?"

"Some ghetto patient just confessed to murdering multiple people, and he tried to kill himself."

"Yeah, they're as much a bunch of murderous, fucked up assholes as we Arabs are...bwa ha ha ha...but I digress. Why call me?"

"Do I need to keep it confidential or must I report it?"

"Fuck me if I know, I went to an unaccredited law school. Let me google it and get back to you."

While waiting for a response Dr. V hit on a nurse and got a hummer in the closet: it was GOOD to be a doctor.

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Yeah, the NaTashathan suite is in the basement, where it's too cold to shit the floor; but, every now, and then, Mammie forgets to turn the light off, on her way up, and out of the building, and, so, the stories start up again, in particular from the name tags of whichever orderlies last visited to calm her back down. Ha.

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Garnabby Mental Hospital for the Criminally Insane

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American Hostelling International (AYH). [Spot 1, where they make the "Hostel" movies.]

History of cannabis in Myanmar. [Last spot , 665 = (-1 + 666) ---> 1/666, where Portland pot comes from.]

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Nurse Ratchet peered through the bullet proof glass at the man in the cell, wondering not for the first time "How can anybody be so fucked up that they built an entire mental hospital for him and only him?"

"I heard those thoughts you naughty nurse" said Garnabby, the tail of a rat hanging out of his mouth.

She quickly walked away and entered the following in the patient's log:

"Patient feasted again on rats; how he lures them into his cell is unknown, but he seems to enjoy playing with and then eating them raw, which saves on extermination costs.

On a positive note he says he finally finished his theory of everything; I congratulated him and asked if I could look it over? He said 'No, it is all in my mind.'

The two polar bears he'd had as pets before being committed are still lurking outside his cell, serenading him with tuneful polar bear farts, often shaped into tunes; Garnabby seems to especially enjoy listening to them blast out Napoleon XIV's classic "They're coming to take me away, Ha-Haaa."




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Darryl opened his front door. He saw his mother standing my the kitchen/dining room table. She was looking at him sternly, but concerned.

Oh no, I came home after her! he thought, mentally kicking himself. I have NEVER stayed at Mario's THAT long, he mentally chided himself.

"You wanna tell me about anything?" she asked him in a promting tone.

"About what?" he answered/asked.

She gestured at the gun on the table. He looked at the gun. "I thought you had changed, Darryl," she said in a disappointed and sad tone.

"Oh that. That was Sean's gun. He tried to kill himself with the gun and I snatched it away from him."

"Oh," she said, her face changing and her tone changing to a relieved tone. "What happened after that?"

"I took him to a Psych Ward,and left him there".

"I KNEW that boy had problems," she said, shaking her head. "It's a good thing you were there to save him, though I don't know if I would have saved him personally. You're an angel, Darryl," she said, giving him another kiss.

"So I've been told," Darryl said with a sly grin.

He called Mario and told him what happened with Sean.

Mario said, "Well, that gives a new meaning to the term, "Sean's snapped" Mario said a little ironically.

"I think you, I and Julian should go visit him," Darryl said.

Darryl, you told him you'd visit him." Mario started slowly.

"Yeah, what's wrong with that?" Darryl said, wondering.

"Sean will be in the mental hospital for a month," Mario continued.

"Yeah?"Darryl said, not getting where Mario was going.

"You have to go back to Johnson in 2 weeks," Mario concluded.

"Oh!" he exclaimed, finally remembering. How could he have forgotten that? "Why did I tell him I'd visit him?" Darryl said, half to Mario and half to himself.

"Well, you still have two weeks to visit him, "Mario said, sounding optomistic.

"Yeah! Why don't all of us visit him tomorrow?" Darryl suggested.

"Yeah. I'll tell Julian. Bye Darryl," Mario said,.

"Bye." He hung up the phone.

He went to his room and logged on to his computer. He went on amazon.com and looked up the Ying Yang Twins new album. He wondered if he should buy it off of Amazon, but wondered if he should just ask Julian or Mario to burn it for him. As much as he loved the Ying Yang Twins, he really didn't know if he should buy it over the internet. he looked at the reviews for their album, USA. He decided that he'drather have it burned, after looking at the price of it on Amazon.

He decided to give it one more try and he went to EBAY.com He realized that even the cheapest price would be over 5.00 with shipping and handling, and he'd need to join the EBAY club and the CD could get lost in the mail. He decided it wasn't worth it.

He logged off. He turned on the TV and the channel was showing the news. He heard, "Darryl Johnson is no longer the suspect in Marco Smith's death. After Johnson went into police custody, he told the cops that Sean Masters killed Marco Smith. So now, the new number one suspect is Sean Masters. Here is a sketch of him. They showed a sketch of Sean and described him. If you have any tips on maters, call 1-800 FOR-TIPS."

They showed live footage of Officer Patterson. Officer Patterson said to a news reporter , "He, Sean, was right there in the police station and I didn't even know he was involved in the crime. He had come with two of Darryl's other friends to visit him in the station. It was after Darryl's three friends had left that Darryl said that Masters killed Marco,m and described which one of his three friends that it was. When I asked Darryl why he didn't say anything, he confessed that Masters had pulled the gun on him and threatened his life if he snitched. I remembered what Masters looked like clearly, so I had a sketcher sketch his face," Patterson concluded.

The news reporter asked , "There were two other friends?"

Patterson said, "Yes, but Darryl said that they really had nothing to do with the crime. Masters most lilkely threatened their lives too if they snitched."

The news reporter said, "And that's all for now. He said, "And now back to you, Chrissy", and the camera cut to Chrissy, another news reproter, who began to talk about the next news, a cross fire between two rival gangs that left 2 people dead and 10 others in critical condition. After that, Darryl turned off the TV.


Sean is now in a mental hospital, he thought smiling an ironic smile. I don't know how they're gonna come get him, Darryl mused.

Ah, yes, the mysterious case of Mister V CUnT, the once noted, and famous, polymath; in particular, as linguist, and philosopher. Who suddenly showed up at the mental hospital, one fine day, after he drove himself to talking in tongues, also known as glossolalia, another version of his fourth g, after the real, in theory, and, actual, in practice, three g's took proper hold of him. Namely, Gesus, Garnabby (as the Holy Ghost), and God. Ha.-Haaa.

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!aaaH-aH ,yawA eM ekaT oT gnimoC er'yehT. [First spot.]

Mahamaya-tantra. [Last spot, 503 = (1 + 2*251) ---> (1 + 2 + 251) = 254 as my current number of posts.]

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In the Mahamayuri Tantra, it is stated that Mahamayuri assumes various forms to assist the Buddha, including taking on the human form of Queen Maya. Kong Xuan, a peacock spirit in the Ming Dynasty novel Fengshen Yanyi, is based on the figure of Mahamayuri.

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And, this little beauty is the way that V CUnT "sings" it backward, from his perch in the attic, of the mental hospital, in which he was placed for lack of a bed up there to shit. Yes, we have his internet "reversed" to accommodate his peculiar condition, known as,

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Yeah, the NaTashathan suite is in the basement, where it's too cold to shit the floor; but, every now, and then, Mammie forgets to turn the light off, on her way up, and out of the building, and, so, the stories start up again, in particular from the name tags of whichever orderlies last visited to calm her back down. Ha.

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Now for a bit more of its history. The hospital has exactly six different signages for each of its sides (in 3-space), in order to optimize, however, the structure's functionality. Neither of the other sides is visible from one of the sides. The already noted side is the entrance to the mental hospital, but, with a heliport atop of the structure with the VCT Gamblers Club signage. The other side of the structure bears the Youth Hostel Association signage.


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That's analogous to what the Holy Ghost does in Christianty. And, to V CUnT's zany Zen zingers. Ha.

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The Zen master Hakuin was praised by his neighbors as one living a pure life.

A beautiful Japanese girl whose parents owned a food store lived near him. Suddenly, without any warning, her parents discovered she was with child.

This made her parents very angry. She would not confess who the man was, but after much harassment at last named Hakuin.

In great anger the parents went to the master. "Is that so?" was all he would say.

After the child was born it was brought to Hakuin. By this time he had lost his reputation, which did not trouble him, but he took very good care of the child. He obtained milk from his neighbors and everything else the little one needed.

A year later the girl-mother could stand it no longer. She told her parents the truth - that the real father of the child was a young man who worked in the fishmarket.

The mother and father of the girl at once went to Hakuin to ask his forgiveness, to apologize at length, and to get the child back again.

Hakuin was willing. In yielding the child, all he said was: "Is that so?"

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Tasha is reposting a story that she first posted online 19 years ago, which explains the anachronisms such as CDs. Pretty impressive that the original forum post is still live. "Janice Johnson" is interesting as yet another piece of Tasha's sock puppet puzzle.

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Tasha is reposting a story that she first posted online 19 years ago, which explains the anachronisms such as CDs. Pretty impressive that the original forum post is still live. "Janice Johnson" is interesting as yet another piece of Tasha's sock puppet puzzle.

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Yep, I wrote my Darryl Character when I was still in College in 2006. :D On that Website, Posters pointed out that it was interesting that my last name is Johnson, my Darryl Character's last name is Johnson, and Darryl goes to Marshall Johnson Academy! LMAO! :D

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Yep, I wrote my Darryl Character when I was still in College in 2006. :D On that Website, Posters pointed out that it was interesting that my last name is Johnson, my Darryl Character's last name is Johnson, and Darryl goes to Marshall Johnson Academy! LMAO! :D

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What a very strange coincidence, almost as if the name Johnson is very relevant to your life and you just can't help yourself. It's also very interesting to me because my real name is Mario McSean and I went to Darryl Julian Academy for Witchcraft and Wizardry. It was like Hogwarts but less fancy.

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What a very strange coincidence, almost as if the name Johnson is very relevant to your life and you just can't help yourself. It's also very interesting to me because my real name is Mario McSean and I went to Darryl Julian Academy for Witchcraft and Wizardry. It was like Hogwarts but less fancy.

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I find it odd, confusing and frankly quite disturbing that an avowed asexual woman would adopt a nom de plume indicating an open sexual interest in a man's penis, to wit: "Ja, nice johnson."

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What a very strange coincidence, almost as if the name Johnson is very relevant to your life and you just can't help yourself. It's also very interesting to me because my real name is Mario McSean and I went to Darryl Julian Academy for Witchcraft and Wizardry. It was like Hogwarts but less fancy.

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I find it odd, confusing and frankly quite disturbing that an avowed asexual woman would adopt a nom de plume indicating an open sexual interest in a man's penis, to wit: "Ja, nice johnson."

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I can do the same with even the Zen stuff. Ha.

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Hakuin was willing. In yielding the child, all he said was: "Is that so?"

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Darryl Johnson was excited about his first day at the Garnabbius School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. His first class was Intro to Herbs with Professor V, but Darryl was running late trying to find room 137 on the 555th floor. When he finally found it, Professor V was just about to shut the door and begin lecturing.

"Oh I see we have a late arrival. Young man, Intro to Herbs is a very serious class for very serious and punctual students."

"I'm very sorry Professor V. This is my very first day at school and I don't know my way around the building."

"I'm just messing with you. I always hated that stupid movie trope where new kids are expected to be psychic and know where all their classrooms are on the very first day without ever having set foot inside the school beforehand."

Darryl was relieved to discover that Professor V was chill and reasonable. Most of the class was already stoned and Professor V was lighting a fatty. The professor the commenced writing a dizzying spiral of arcane vocabulary words, scientific plant names, and chemical formulas. Darryl looked around the classroom to see if anyone was taking notes or understanding this stuff, when suddenly the door of the classroom was flung open by Headmaster Garnaboobius, distant descendant of school founder Garnabbius.

"Professor V!" Garnaboobius shouted in exasperation, "Stop writing this gibberish at once and come down to the front lawn with the rest of the staff! A slot goblin has breached our barriers and we need all hands on deck to send this foul beast back to the gator infested swamp from which it came!"