To my friend: stop going to casinos.

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Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson

Kewlj are you really going to tell us no one wins playing -EV games?

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Nobody, yes NOBODY, can make a living playing -EV games.

To answer your question, you have to define "winning." Anyone can "win" on any given hand, slot pull, roll of the dice, etc. But the longer you do it, the less likely you'll be ahead.

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jbjb, you remain confused, only this time it's because you're taking the position of one of the little people.

Yes I won CONSISTENTLY playing mostly -EV vp games for ten years, and I still win playing them. But I did not truly "make a living" in doing so. $90k to $100k a year might seem like a lot to you, but all it was to me is spending money.

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And yet you couldn't pay bills that an average Joe would have no problem paying. Is the above one of your excerpts from your next upcoming book "Fantasies and Delusions from the Campsite"?

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

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Originally Posted by jbjb

Nobody, yes NOBODY, can make a living playing -EV games.

To answer your question, you have to define "winning." Anyone can "win" on any given hand, slot pull, roll of the dice, etc. But the longer you do it, the less likely you'll be ahead.

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jbjb, you remain confused, only this time it's because you're taking the position of one of the little people.

Yes I won CONSISTENTLY playing mostly -EV vp games for ten years, and I still win playing them. But I did not truly "make a living" in doing so. $90k to $100k a year might seem like a lot to you, but all it was to me is spending money.

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And yet you couldn't pay bills that an average Joe would have no problem paying. Is the above one of your excerpts from your next upcoming book "Fantasies and Delusions from the Campsite"?

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+1000

Guys....I don't HAVE any bills. Anyone who has anything other than expenses once they reach 65 is simply is one of the little people who had no clue how to plan.

Time to wise up again!

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

Guys....I don't HAVE any bills. Anyone who has anything other than expenses once they reach 65 is simply is one of the little people who had no clue how to plan.

Time to wise up again!

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Is my car insurance a bill or an expense?
Are doctor charges a bill or an expense?
I pay $60 a month for my health insurance. A bill or an expense?
Utilities are about $45 a month. A bill or an expense?

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

Guys....I don't HAVE any bills. Anyone who has anything other than expenses once they reach 65 is simply is one of the little people who had no clue how to plan.

Time to wise up again!

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Homelessness helps with that.

No rent bill
No mortgage bill
No property taxes bill
No repair bills
No electricity bill
No cable bill
No gas bill
No internet bill
No insurance bills
No phone bill

Yep, you have the living under the roof of a leaky camper van down to a science.

:) Don't forget:

No cell phones bill.
No diesel bill
No pet kennel bill
No restaurants bill
No Hennessy Hellcat Charger bill
No Newell Class A bill
No Jayco camper bill
No Winnebago bill
No ammunition for 8 hand guns bill
No Trump Donation bill

I like No!

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I’ll give Rob some credit. No one has been ridiculed more on the gambling forums for almost 20 years yet he cheats taking it. Like a cheap whore looking for acceptance he continues to take it in the ass day after day, dreaming of acceptance of his garbage special plays.

Consider the sources Boz. Anonymous cowards who become so jealous so easily over those who have nothing to hide. No way in hell they'd ever be able to put their real name's out is there. You guys are like CNN. I'm guessing you morons know a lot more about the wealth I've accumulated that any of you would ever put into print. And it didn't come from the measly million-plus I've made from video poker.

That's what bothers you most. Face it bozo. While you bums waste your lives away with casinos, the true advantages just passed all you little people by.

Wise up.

Another example of your and others here ineptness. While you idiots toiled away doing nothing productive for peanuts, we went to a game in LA that vaulted the Red Sox to yet another World Series championship. And we just booked an entire family skiing vacation for 8 days up at Lake Tahoe for my two children and four grandchildren for Christmas this year.

These are things the slobs and slugs here would NEVER be able to do--even the venerable Mr. V. and his comeback made up equivalencies.

So let's hear some more about "hidden assets" "cousin eddy" and lies about stiffing non-existent creditors. You see you morons, it's no problem at all throwing poison darts at you losers while we live a normal life you can only wet dream about. And I LOVE insulting your plethora of inadequacies.

Wise up.

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

Consider the sources Boz. Anonymous cowards who become so jealous so easily over those who have nothing to hide. No way in hell they'd ever be able to put their real name's out is there. You guys are like CNN. I'm guessing you morons know a lot more about the wealth I've accumulated that any of you would ever put into print. And it didn't come from the measly million-plus I've made from video poker.

That's what bothers you most. Face it bozo. While you bums waste your lives away with casinos, the true advantages just passed all you little people by.

Wise up.

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I'm not sure what a "little person" is exactly. Can someone help me out? Is it a 5'6" thing? Is there an anti-AP, anti-dwarf conspiracy afoot?

I know the LVAdvisor publisher is a little person, but it seems harsh to reference him so often. Or is Rob under the impression that all APs are dwarves? I have not seen an episode of "Little People, LV." Is there such a show?

Wise down. Great line if APs are overrepresented in the dwarf community.

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

Consider the sources Boz. Anonymous cowards who become so jealous so easily over those who have nothing to hide. No way in hell they'd ever be able to put their real name's out is there. You guys are like CNN. I'm guessing you morons know a lot more about the wealth I've accumulated that any of you would ever put into print. And it didn't come from the measly million-plus I've made from video poker.

That's what bothers you most. Face it bozo. While you bums waste your lives away with casinos, the true advantages just passed all you little people by.

Wise up.

Another example of your and others here ineptness. While you idiots toiled away doing nothing productive for peanuts, we went to a game in LA that vaulted the Red Sox to yet another World Series championship. And we just booked an entire family skiing vacation for 8 days up at Lake Tahoe for my two children and four grandchildren for Christmas this year.

These are things the slobs and slugs here would NEVER be able to do--even the venerable Mr. V. and his comeback made up equivalencies.

So let's hear some more about "hidden assets" "cousin eddy" and lies about stiffing non-existent creditors. You see you morons, it's no problem at all throwing poison darts at you losers while we live a normal life you can only wet dream about. And I LOVE insulting your plethora of inadequacies.

Wise up.

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These are things the slobs and slugs here would NEVER be able to do--even the venerable Mr. V. and his comeback made up equivalencies.

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Note to Rob: a good comedian should know his audience before he starts to crack wise

"Made up equivalencies?"

I have to assume you are referring to the recent discussion about high end stereo equipment, yes?

I made nothing up, nothing at all: why should I, I've nothing to prove to you or to anybody on this board.

I'm just another swinging dick recreational gambler with an interest in Las Vegas and the games people play (with one another).

Look, your defense mechanism is to act like you don't care when people give you shit; I suspect the fact that people dismiss as low comedy your gambling theories and your proclamations about your individual success irks you.

As well it should; that's the whole point.

Whatever, bounce the ball and then fire off the next serve; someone will return it and off we'll go: "To infinity, and beyond!"

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

Consider the sources Boz. Anonymous cowards who become so jealous so easily over those who have nothing to hide. No way in hell they'd ever be able to put their real name's out is there. You guys are like CNN. I'm guessing you morons know a lot more about the wealth I've accumulated that any of you would ever put into print. And it didn't come from the measly million-plus I've made from video poker.

That's what bothers you most. Face it bozo. While you bums waste your lives away with casinos, the true advantages just passed all you little people by.

Wise up.

Another example of your and others here ineptness. While you idiots toiled away doing nothing productive for peanuts, we went to a game in LA that vaulted the Red Sox to yet another World Series championship. And we just booked an entire family skiing vacation for 8 days up at Lake Tahoe for my two children and four grandchildren for Christmas this year.

These are things the slobs and slugs here would NEVER be able to do--even the venerable Mr. V. and his comeback made up equivalencies.

So let's hear some more about "hidden assets" "cousin eddy" and lies about stiffing non-existent creditors. You see you morons, it's no problem at all throwing poison darts at you losers while we live a normal life you can only wet dream about. And I LOVE insulting your plethora of inadequacies.

Wise up.

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This is great! If Mr. Argentino will be in Tahoe for Christmas, he should have no problem meeting me in Las Vegas sometime Dec 16-20. I can give him a copy of the infamous package so he can debunk me. He can meet some of my alleged compadres and ask them questions. I can meet his family and ask them about the martingale video poker systems. Maybe he can get Mr. Mendelson to video the discussion, since Mr. Mendelson wanted me to let him know the next time I'd be in Las Vegas. Everybody wins!

So Rob, when will I be seeing you and the family?

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Originally Posted by redietz

So Rob, when will I be seeing you and the family?

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Do you have a driveway available with Wi-Fi access? Must be free.
Can a little oil leak on the driveway? Or do you have some cardboard available?
Is there a storm drain conveniently located within reach of a 25' hose?
Or maybe you can supply litter box access.
Can you spot an ex VP addict a few bucks for gas to get to Vegas? You will be rewarded with a demonstration of how to ruin your life with VP in exchange.

If you can answer yes to all questions you might have a slight shot.




*****"Disclaimer*******Any VP system demonstration will require the use of your own funds and any net proceeds thru sheer luck will have to be split with Robbochio, to be used for fuel getting to next destination. Limited to one week stay as bill collectors are in hot pursuit.

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lies about stiffing non-existent creditors.

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It sounds like you just might be the first person in the history of mankind to declare bankruptcy and yet not stiff creditors; or maybe the definition of "bankruptcy" very recently changed.

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

lies about stiffing non-existent creditors.

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It sounds like you just might be the first person in the history of mankind to declare bankruptcy and yet not stiff creditors; or maybe the definition of "bankruptcy" very recently changed.

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Not surprising someone like you never pays attention. As anyone can see if they review my 1996 filing--which has nothing to do with "very recently"--only the largest creditor was wiped out because of a land dispute, and this legal court tool was used as more of an advantage than what any of you idiots claim to have over the casinos. In essence, if you people had any real money, you'd know exactly what tools were available in your toolbox and how to use them. But alas....the little people can't be bothered with real advantages because, well, they're all from WoV, and even the leader over there has to beg for money.

Wise up.

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

lies about stiffing non-existent creditors.

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It sounds like you just might be the first person in the history of mankind to declare bankruptcy and yet not stiff creditors; or maybe the definition of "bankruptcy" very recently changed.

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Not surprising someone like you never pays attention. As anyone can see if they review my 1996 filing--which has nothing to do with "very recently"--only the largest creditor was wiped out because of a land dispute, and this legal court tool was used as more of an advantage than what any of you idiots claim to have over the casinos. In essence, if you people had any real money, you'd know exactly what tools were available in your toolbox and how to use them. But alas....the little people can't be bothered with real advantages because, well, they're all from WoV, and even the leader over there has to beg for money.

Wise up.

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No Singer, people that pay their bills and obligations don’t need your “tools”. Deadbeat Singer & Alan, 2 of a kind, from the waist up I woukd presume. Sure you have nothing on the Hebrew Hammer.

Pump up, little man.

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Originally Posted by The Boz

No Singer, people that pay their bills and obligations don’t need your “tools”. Deadbeat Singer & Alan, 2 of a kind, from the waist up I woukd presume. Sure you have nothing on the Hebrew Hammer.

Pump up, little man.

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As long as Dan Druff allows Yung to post here knowing his history across the web, this site will be his documented history of his career. From the highlights of ESPN to the lowlights admitting he is dying, Bill Yung will be his legacy. Along with Alan Mendelson and “Rob Singer”.

Trying to make a dollar while dying or suffering from who knows what.

Fuck you Dan. I have tried to do everything to get you to ban me. But nothing works.

I can only assume you owe Alan something or stiffed him and have an obligation to him. Any decent person would tell him to get help. But you allow him to push his garbage.

Singer I get, he amused you.

Tell your kids to get an education Dan, tell them not to make your mistakes. And may God bless you for your sins.

This is your legacy Dan. Pay Alan and his son what you fucked them out of, Red Rock VP machines need their money.

PS Fuck You Todd.

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And your point is? Obviously he can take it like a man.

Or he can ban me. Either way you are who you are. Me being here doesn’t change a thing in your life.

PS, any chance of a comped meal on your next weekend in Vegas?

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See you folks, no need to post here anymore. Take care RE, KJ and Mick!

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It sounds like you just might be the first person in the history of mankind to declare bankruptcy and yet not stiff creditors; or maybe the definition of "bankruptcy" very recently changed.

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Not surprising someone like you never pays attention. As anyone can see if they review my 1996 filing--which has nothing to do with "very recently"--only the largest creditor was wiped out because of a land dispute, and this legal court tool was used as more of an advantage than what any of you idiots claim to have over the casinos. In essence, if you people had any real money, you'd know exactly what tools were available in your toolbox and how to use them. But alas....the little people can't be bothered with real advantages because, well, they're all from WoV, and even the leader over there has to beg for money.

Wise up.

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No Singer, people that pay their bills and obligations don’t need your “tools”. Deadbeat Singer & Alan, 2 of a kind, from the waist up I woukd presume. Sure you have nothing on the Hebrew Hammer.

Pump up, little man.

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This tells me several things.

Boz doesn't know what a "dispute" is.
Boz has no idea how people with money and assets utilize the law to first keep them, then enhance them.
Boz is jealous that Alan can STILL charm and marry just about any women he chooses.
Boz and the other cowards here are terrified of having their real names known, after watching them desperately try to discredit the known folk with an envious array of exaggerations and lies. And of course, much of this stems from their social failures. For instance, mickey's entire sex life has been giving himself hand jobs. Kew has guys like mickey give him a crank or two. And more likely than not, the rest of you WoV morons are just about the same as homeless mickey.

Any questions why these people must remain anonymous? :)

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

Consider the sources Boz. Anonymous cowards who become so jealous so easily over those who have nothing to hide. No way in hell they'd ever be able to put their real name's out is there. You guys are like CNN. I'm guessing you morons know a lot more about the wealth I've accumulated that any of you would ever put into print. And it didn't come from the measly million-plus I've made from video poker.

That's what bothers you most. Face it bozo. While you bums waste your lives away with casinos, the true advantages just passed all you little people by.

Wise up.

Another example of your and others here ineptness. While you idiots toiled away doing nothing productive for peanuts, we went to a game in LA that vaulted the Red Sox to yet another World Series championship. And we just booked an entire family skiing vacation for 8 days up at Lake Tahoe for my two children and four grandchildren for Christmas this year.

These are things the slobs and slugs here would NEVER be able to do--even the venerable Mr. V. and his comeback made up equivalencies.

So let's hear some more about "hidden assets" "cousin eddy" and lies about stiffing non-existent creditors. You see you morons, it's no problem at all throwing poison darts at you losers while we live a normal life you can only wet dream about. And I LOVE insulting your plethora of inadequacies.

Wise up.

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This is great! If Mr. Argentino will be in Tahoe for Christmas, he should have no problem meeting me in Las Vegas sometime Dec 16-20. I can give him a copy of the infamous package so he can debunk me. He can meet some of my alleged compadres and ask them questions. I can meet his family and ask them about the martingale video poker systems. Maybe he can get Mr. Mendelson to video the discussion, since Mr. Mendelson wanted me to let him know the next time I'd be in Las Vegas. Everybody wins!

So Rob, when will I be seeing you and the family?

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Thank God you and I aren't anonymous, eh? I mean, if you overlook an Argentino posting as a Singer and me forgetting the periods after the r and the e in redietz, we're front and center non-anonymous.

I figured I'd bump this in case you missed it, Rob. Looking forward to meeting you and the family. Have you talked Alan into filming our discussion yet? It'll be great.

I get in late on the 15th. Not sure of location, probably staying at the Gold Coast or Orleans. If those locations are too rugged for you, I understand. I have a friend staying at Paris -- we could borrow his room for the taping.

Looking forward to it. Let me know if you need any assistance talking Alan into taping our discussion. He said he wanted to interview me the next time I was venturing to Las Vegas, so it all dovetails. I love it when a plan comes together. I think I heard that watching the old A-team.

Oh sure, like that will happen.

alan will be too busy prowling assisted living facilities looking for likely candidates for matrimony while singer will refuse to go as it would mean missing episodes of Family Feud and Wheel of Fortune.

Ah, life in the fast lane.

But Mr. V, Rob wouldn't miss an opportunity to demonstrate that I don't exist. And he'll surely want a copy of "the package" so he can read all the worthless trivia and debunk me. He wouldn't miss this for the world. And meeting his family will surely convince me that his video poker exploits are all true, as his wife and kids will verify everything he has posted. Just like his meeting my compadres will allow him to disprove any claims I've made about what I do. Plus Mr. Mendelson can film everything for posterity. Rob loves the camera!

It'll happen. Why would it not?

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Oh sure, like that will happen.

alan will be too busy prowling assisted living facilities looking for likely candidates for matrimony while singer will refuse to go as it would mean missing episodes of Family Feud and Wheel of Fortune.

Ah, life in the fast lane.

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I recently had a membership on an online dating site. When I received an email from a woman under the age of 75 I responded "thanks for writing but you're too young for me."

On a scale of 1 to 100, a woman ranking 100 is 99 years old with 1 million in cash.

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Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson

On a scale of 1 to 100, a woman ranking 100 is 99 years old with 1 million in cash.

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I'm imprssed there, boyo: you've finally figured out an advantage play that should work for you.

Go get her, tiger!

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Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson

On a scale of 1 to 100, a woman ranking 100 is 99 years old with 1 million in cash.

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I'm imprssed there, boyo: you've finally figured out an advantage play that should work for you.

Go get her, tiger!

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Addictions that need fuel are powerful motivators. In order to get action down on the craps table Alan has confirmed he will go down on a 100 year old. If heroin is a monkey on your back, old Alan must have the equivalent of King Kong on his back.

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Alan has confirmed he will go down on a 100 year old.

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Why not?

Everything has a price.

A gamblin' man's gotta do ...