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Originally Posted by MisterV

Of course there are some recreational, non-professional players who want to play with an edge: good luck figuring it out and pulling it off,

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MisterV, you love to opine on many subjects, including this one that you know nothing about.

My wife and I decided in our retirement to pursue the riches of AP’ing. We thought it would be smart to be as close as possible to Atlantic City Casinos since neither one of us are good for long distance driving. Daily bus rides are not convenient from where we live. We would have to drive to one of the boroughs, pay for parking and be forced to abide by their bus schedules. This of course runs the risk of interrupting a big play we might be working on.

We already hired a real estate agent who works the A.C. area and she located an apartment within walking distance to the casinos. She sent pictures of the place which appears a little shabby, but we’re confident with a couple of bucks we’d be able to spiff it up comfortably. It appears to be a 100% black neighborhood. But since we’re both Italian we should have no problem fitting in. It’s amazing what you could rent today for only 550.00 dollars a month.

We lined up about 30 friends and family members so far who are willing to register and get comp cards from all the casinos and hand them over to us to help us achieve our gambling goals. We’re going to set a special date and place where we all meet. Then we’ll hire a full-size bus and driver. We will drive them all to the front entrance of every working casino in AC where they just have to walk in, apply for cards, and return to the bus and hand them over. My wife is very good with book-keeping and keeping track of all the cards will be part of her AP job. We promised to hand over all freebie gifts from the casinos to the card holders that get them.

We’re giving $200.00 cash to each person, breakfast, lunch, dinners, traveling snacks, and refreshments, all on us for their troubles. We also plan on having assorted games on the round bus trip with cash prizes, also all sponsored by us.

We didn’t consider Connecticut Casinos since their run by the Indians. With the amount of action, we’re willing to risk, there isn’t enough different stores to jump around to and from and we’d probably end up getting backed roomed and 86’d in no time.

We’re going to ride out the pandemic a little while longer before committing. I was hoping that some of my AP friends here could give me some tips and or advice. I’m counting on Darkie for some advice since this is his primary working area.

Thanks in advance.

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Originally Posted by blackhole

My wife and I decided in our retirement to pursue the riches of AP’ing. We thought it would be smart to be as close as possible to Atlantic City Casinos since neither one of us are good for long distance driving. Daily bus rides are not convenient from where we live. We would have to drive to one of the boroughs, pay for parking and be forced to abide by their bus schedules. This of course runs the risk of interrupting a big play we might be working on.

We already hired a real estate agent who works the A.C. area and she located an apartment within walking distance to the casinos. She sent pictures of the place which appears a little shabby, but we’re confident with a couple of bucks we’d be able to spiff it up comfortably. It appears to be a 100% black neighborhood. But since we’re both Italian we should have no problem fitting in. It’s amazing what you could rent today for only 550.00 dollars a month.

We lined up about 30 friends and family members so far who are willing to register and get comp cards from all the casinos and hand them over to us to help us achieve our gambling goals. We’re going to set a special date and place where we all meet. Then we’ll hire a full-size bus and driver. We will drive them all to the front entrance of every working casino in AC where they just have to walk in, apply for cards, and return to the bus and hand them over. My wife is very good with book-keeping and keeping track of all the cards will be part of her AP job. We promised to hand over all freebie gifts from the casinos to the card holders that get them.

We’re giving $200.00 cash to each person, breakfast, lunch, dinners, traveling snacks, and refreshments, all on us for their troubles. We also plan on having assorted games on the round bus trip with cash prizes, also all sponsored by us.

We didn’t consider Connecticut Casinos since their run by the Indians. With the amount of action, we’re willing to risk, there isn’t enough different stores to jump around to and from and we’d probably end up getting backed roomed and 86’d in no time.

We’re going to ride out the pandemic a little while longer before committing. I was hoping that some of my AP friends here could give me some tips and or advice. I’m counting on Darkie for some advice since this is his primary working area.

Thanks in advance.

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I have a great angle you and DarkOz could work together. Since DarkOz was in the film industry, and you have an apartment in a neighborhood par for the course in AC, you could get in touch with the location scouts for various television and movie companies and rent your place out as a stand-in for Beirut. Free money, baby. Easy peasie.

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My wife and I decided in our retirement to pursue the riches of AP’ing. We thought it would be smart to be as close as possible to Atlantic City Casinos since neither one of us are good for long distance driving. Daily bus rides are not convenient from where we live. We would have to drive to one of the boroughs, pay for parking and be forced to abide by their bus schedules. This of course runs the risk of interrupting a big play we might be working on.

We already hired a real estate agent who works the A.C. area and she located an apartment within walking distance to the casinos. She sent pictures of the place which appears a little shabby, but we’re confident with a couple of bucks we’d be able to spiff it up comfortably. It appears to be a 100% black neighborhood. But since we’re both Italian we should have no problem fitting in. It’s amazing what you could rent today for only 550.00 dollars a month.

We lined up about 30 friends and family members so far who are willing to register and get comp cards from all the casinos and hand them over to us to help us achieve our gambling goals. We’re going to set a special date and place where we all meet. Then we’ll hire a full-size bus and driver. We will drive them all to the front entrance of every working casino in AC where they just have to walk in, apply for cards, and return to the bus and hand them over. My wife is very good with book-keeping and keeping track of all the cards will be part of her AP job. We promised to hand over all freebie gifts from the casinos to the card holders that get them.

We’re giving $200.00 cash to each person, breakfast, lunch, dinners, traveling snacks, and refreshments, all on us for their troubles. We also plan on having assorted games on the round bus trip with cash prizes, also all sponsored by us.

We didn’t consider Connecticut Casinos since their run by the Indians. With the amount of action, we’re willing to risk, there isn’t enough different stores to jump around to and from and we’d probably end up getting backed roomed and 86’d in no time.

We’re going to ride out the pandemic a little while longer before committing. I was hoping that some of my AP friends here could give me some tips and or advice. I’m counting on Darkie for some advice since this is his primary working area.

Thanks in advance.

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With some fine-tuning you'll be making 20 thousand a week in no time. Since you have a car and a license you can probably double that amount.

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Can everyone feel the love? There is just so much love on this site.

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One need only know where to look.

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A straight up keyb0ard assassin internet gangbanger.

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Originally Posted by MisterV

Of course there are some recreational, non-professional players who want to play with an edge: good luck figuring it out and pulling it off,

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MisterV, you love to opine on many subjects, including this one that you know nothing about.

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I didn't say nobody could do it, I said "good luck."

FWIW I do indeed know what I'm talking about when it comes to there being no viable, significant AP opportunities available to me with craps and the two particular slots I like to play: Double Diamond and Double 3x4x5x Pay.

I've read lots of Mickey's posts about APing certain slots: not applicable with these two so far as I can see.

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Originally Posted by MisterV

Of course there are some recreational, non-professional players who want to play with an edge: good luck figuring it out and pulling it off,

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MisterV, you love to opine on many subjects, including this one that you know nothing about.

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I didn't say nobody could do it, I said "good luck."

FWIW I do indeed know what I'm talking about when it comes to there being no viable, significant AP opportunities available to me with craps and the two particular slots I like to play: Double Diamond and Double 3x4x5x Pay.

I've read lots of Mickey's posts about APing certain slots: not applicable with these two so far as I can see.

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There is probably an AP opportunity there if done correctly, but if your goal is to go plop down and play whenever and for however long you fancy, then probably not. Unlike VP, theres rarely opportunities on slots where you can play for however and whenever you like. With craps you would have to search around looking for sweet spots with mailers and promotions. Promotions are rare but I see some from time to time, they are not all that good.

There are no visible meters on the slots I play, and IIRC MC says a meter is helpful in figuring AP opportunities for certain slots.

Nor are either of the slots progressive.

I conclude there is zero AP opportunity for them.

As for craps, there's always the so-called "Oddsman's bet" I suppose but I'd feel kind of intrusive asking a fellow bettor if I could make an odds bet behind their line bet.

As for mailers and promotions, the tribal joints I go to are not terribly generous due to the lack of competition near by: I scrutinize what they send me and take all the free play and comps that they offer, but their value does not come close to equaling my losses over time.

Which is OK with me, I'm just a recreational gambler looking for a bit of action.

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Which is OK with me, I'm just a recreational gambler looking for a bit of action.

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Which is absolutely fine. Good for you. Enjoy yourself.

Just, please 2 things:

1.) Don't tell us you have won millions and made million dollar purchases with your winnings.

2.) Please be able to control yourself, so we don't have to read your family members coming on here, telling us what a deadbeat you are.

Seriously...other than that enjoy yourself. :cool:

You win $300 on Roulette on a $10 Bankroll and put it back in hopes of winning a "Free," $20 gift card from The Casino....

Of course you could go to a dice coach and learn how exactly to throw a pair of dice!

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You Fuckers are Screwing Up this Thread.

I think it's 72 but who knows?

72. You pray that you are banned from VCT and the Smart Money Thread is closed so you won't bet anymore hockey games.

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You Fuckers are Screwing Up this Thread.

I think it's 72 but who knows?

72. You pray that you are banned from VCT and the Smart Money Thread is closed so you won't bet anymore hockey games.

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You Fuckers are Screwing Up this Thread.

I think it's 72 but who knows?

72. You pray that you are banned from VCT and the Smart Money Thread is closed so you won't bet anymore hockey games.

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Yeah, I agree with you. Hurling insults is NOT what this Thread was supposed to be. Can't believe even an INNOCENT thread like this got hijacked so bad.

73. You get your Stimulus Check, your Tax Refund, and your paycheck the same day and gamble away all three tin a Casino the very same day and the next day, you go to a Payday Advance Center just to be able to survive those two weeks before your next paycheck when you literally had $2000 just YESTERDAY.... Technically, this is actually more of an ADDICTED Gambler than a DEGENERATE Gambler....

73. You've gambled non-stop for over 24 hours; your spouse leaves home and comes to the casino to drag your ass home; you tell her to fuck off.

74. One of your many gambling sock puppets coined the term slotting.
75. You ride the bus for miles just to lose your $5 in free play.
76. U have a special place to stash your hobo bag outside the casino
77. The characters in your fictional stories get their ass beat by their mother for gambling away their haircut money.

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Originally Posted by blackhole

My wife and I decided in our retirement to pursue the riches of AP’ing. We thought it would be smart to be as close as possible to Atlantic City Casinos since neither one of us are good for long distance driving. Daily bus rides are not convenient from where we live. We would have to drive to one of the boroughs, pay for parking and be forced to abide by their bus schedules. This of course runs the risk of interrupting a big play we might be working on.

We already hired a real estate agent who works the A.C. area and she located an apartment within walking distance to the casinos. She sent pictures of the place which appears a little shabby, but we’re confident with a couple of bucks we’d be able to spiff it up comfortably. It appears to be a 100% black neighborhood. But since we’re both Italian we should have no problem fitting in. It’s amazing what you could rent today for only 550.00 dollars a month.

We lined up about 30 friends and family members so far who are willing to register and get comp cards from all the casinos and hand them over to us to help us achieve our gambling goals. We’re going to set a special date and place where we all meet. Then we’ll hire a full-size bus and driver. We will drive them all to the front entrance of every working casino in AC where they just have to walk in, apply for cards, and return to the bus and hand them over. My wife is very good with book-keeping and keeping track of all the cards will be part of her AP job. We promised to hand over all freebie gifts from the casinos to the card holders that get them.

We’re giving $200.00 cash to each person, breakfast, lunch, dinners, traveling snacks, and refreshments, all on us for their troubles. We also plan on having assorted games on the round bus trip with cash prizes, also all sponsored by us.

We didn’t consider Connecticut Casinos since their run by the Indians. With the amount of action, we’re willing to risk, there isn’t enough different stores to jump around to and from and we’d probably end up getting backed roomed and 86’d in no time.

We’re going to ride out the pandemic a little while longer before committing. I was hoping that some of my AP friends here could give me some tips and or advice. I’m counting on Darkie for some advice since this is his primary working area.

Thanks in advance.

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Good luck finding anything exploitable by multi-carding in AC. The chance of finding anything is probably somewhere between slim and none.

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74. One of your many gambling sock puppets coined the term slotting.
75. You ride the bus for miles just to lose your $5 in free play.
76. U have a special place to stash your hobo bag outside the casino
77. The characters in your fictional stories get their ass beat by their mother for gambling away their haircut money.

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Actually, the last one wasn't technically haircut money, it was money I was supposed to go do my hair with(I was supposed to get a relaxer from my Hair Stylist and I went to the Casino with that money instead. My Mom was furious and roughed me up for doing that, especially since she had borrowed money from someone else to try to help me out.

I wasn't the one who coined the word Slotting. I had seen it on a random Gambling Website and thought it looked cool.

Buses have been free for about 10 months because of the Coronavirus, so it's not like I am using bus fare money to collect the free play.

I no longer go to Casino Miami where I had to stash my bag. Their free play offers are straight up insulting. $2 free play that is only good for one time and is only valid within a three day Window. I get $120 a month from Gulfstream and $68 a month from Hialeah, WHY would I go collect $2 from that Casino Miami? Besides I didn't like having to stash my bag before coming in, especially since someone took my bag that was full of candy one day. A quick bag check should be sufficient.

79. (Mickey's was 78.) You're entertaining the idea of creating a 1000+ overflow thread once 1000 clues have been reached in this thread.

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Originally Posted by tableplay

You're entertaining the idea of creating a 1000+ overflow thread once 1000 clues have been reached in this thread.

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You guys are the "clues".

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74. One of your many gambling sock puppets coined the term slotting.
75. You ride the bus for miles just to lose your $5 in free play.
76. U have a special place to stash your hobo bag outside the casino
77. The characters in your fictional stories get their ass beat by their mother for gambling away their haircut money.

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Actually, the last one wasn't technically haircut money, it was money I was supposed to go do my hair with(I was supposed to get a relaxer from my Hair Stylist and I went to the Casino with that money instead. My Mom was furious and roughed me up for doing that, especially since she had borrowed money from someone else to try to help me out.

I wasn't the one who coined the word Slotting. I had seen it on a random Gambling Website and thought it looked cool.

Buses have been free for about 10 months because of the Coronavirus, so it's not like I am using bus fare money to collect the free play.

I no longer go to Casino Miami where I had to stash my bag. Their free play offers are straight up insulting. $2 free play that is only good for one time and is only valid within a three day Window. I get $120 a month from Gulfstream and $68 a month from Hialeah, WHY would I go collect $2 from that Casino Miami? Besides I didn't like having to stash my bag before coming in, especially since someone took my bag that was full of candy one day. A quick bag check should be sufficient.

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The first time most of us here heard the term slotting was when you/Kentry used it.

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I get $120 a month from Gulfstream and $68 a month from Hialeah

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That's quite a bit of freeplay, over $200.00 per month.

How does a person who by her own admission works at Walgreens (likely for barely more than minimum wage) afford the level of slot play required to generate that amount of free play?

Might have a generous sugar daddy? (a fool and his money ... )

Given the horrible -EV nature of slots, one might suspect it could cost you more than your monthly pay to warraant that amount of freeplay.

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Is life more about the simultaneous, random access, than the linear, sequential access? The "Birthday Paradox" or illusion of connection to things. Of the thus "successful" so-called AP players, too. Living on "intuition", and, empirical results alone.

The fractal, tit-for-tat or bio-feedback theory of evolution.

Oops ... S /B "nearly $200.00 per month."

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I get $120 a month from Gulfstream and $68 a month from Hialeah

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That's quite a bit of freeplay, over $200.00 per month.

How does a person who by her own admission works at Walgreens (likely for barely more than minimum wage) afford the level of slot play required to generate that amount of free play?

Might have a generous sugar daddy? (a fool and his money ... )

Given the horrible -EV nature of slots, one might suspect it could cost you more than your monthly pay to warraant that amount of freeplay.

You haven't been pulling our leg for years, have you?

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I don't have a Sugar Daddy.... I warrant that high free play from earning Points on Roulette play and Stinkin Rich. :)

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I don't have a Sugar Daddy.... I warrant that high free play from earning Points on Roulette play and Stinkin Rich. :)

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OK, fair 'nuf.

Have you calculated how much money you have to bet (coin through) monthly in order to earn the level of free play you receive?

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I don't have a Sugar Daddy.... I warrant that high free play from earning Points on Roulette play and Stinkin Rich. :)

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OK, fair 'nuf.

Have you calculated how much money you have to bet (coin through) monthly in order to earn the level of free play you receive?

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Well, I am a Silver Holder(Second Tier) at Gulfstream and I get double points. :) I think I play like $2,000-$3,000 coin in a month at Gulfstream... So, hello, $120 a month at Gulfstream. :) At Hialeah, I am a Pink Card(Lowest Tier) but my free play is based on the base points I have. I have about 400 points which cost $2,000 coin in. So, hello $68 a month from Hialeah. :)

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Well, I am a Silver Holder(Second Tier) at Gulfstream and I get double points. :) I think I play like $2,000-$3,000 coin in a month at Gulfstream... So, hello, $120 a month at Gulfstream. :) At Hialeah, I am a Pink Card(Lowest Tier) but my free play is based on the base points I have. I have about 400 points which cost $2,000 coin in. So, hello $68 a month from Hialeah. :)

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I think MrV's question really was how does a cashier at walgreens, presumably a pretty low paying job, afford to play even those coin in amounts? Remember, that is the story you are using here...cashier at walgreens. :rolleyes:

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Well, I am a Silver Holder(Second Tier) at Gulfstream and I get double points. :) I think I play like $2,000-$3,000 coin in a month at Gulfstream... So, hello, $120 a month at Gulfstream. :) At Hialeah, I am a Pink Card(Lowest Tier) but my free play is based on the base points I have. I have about 400 points which cost $2,000 coin in. So, hello $68 a month from Hialeah. :)

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I think MrV's question really was how does a cashier at walgreens, presumably a pretty low paying job, afford to play even those coin in amounts? Remember, that is the story you are using here...cashier at walgreens. :rolleyes:

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Once again, I'm able to play $2,000-$3,000 by winning on Roulette and Stinkin Rich....On Stinkin Rich for example, I won over $200 on a .12 bet not too long ago. Just that over $200 win would be enough to generate a LOT of coin in. :) I had a starting $10 Bankroll and got up to over $300 on it playing Roulette. That over $300 could generate a LOT of coin in. :)

80. When staying off-strip in Vegas you find yourself playing video bj in the corner store.
81. When staying off-strip you start all pre-drinking playing vbj at the corner bar.
82. You develop a whole system of betting for the double-up feature found on non-casino blackjack machines.

83 You play slot machines at the airport.

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83 You play slot machines at the airport.

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WoW. This a a bad one! What is the return on those things, like 65%?

84. You regularly watch slot videos on YouTube.

85. You leave comments in the comment section after viewing other people's YouTube slot videos.

86. You watch your favorite youtube player over and over, counting the number of spins, substituting your progressions , stop limits, strategies, on each replay until you are bored outta your mind. Then you finally get off your butt and take care of new essentials.

87. You have a favorite YouTube slot player.

88 You can't wait to get your vaccination so you can leave your parent's basement and go travel around gambling.

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88 You can't wait to get your vaccination so you can leave your parent's basement and go travel around gambling.

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You know accountinquestion, you are a good sport.

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Good luck finding anything exploitable by multi-carding in AC. The chance of finding anything is probably somewhere between slim and none.

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What are you talking about Mickey?? Blackie can make up to $20,000.00 in one week. All I need is 3 weeks like that in a year and I'd be living large down there with my new, if you even want to call the expenses overhead.

This past weekend I went down to A.C. and checked out the available apartment. The casinos are literally across the street. My neighbor whose front door is only about 10 yards from mine seems to have lots of friends. I spent about 2 hours measuring things and stuff for the fix-up. My neighbor must have had 15 to 20 guests visit him in that short time. They don't seem to spend much time with him. Their usually gone in minutes. They all talk the gangster rap crap and are loud.

I'm concerned since I'll be keeping large amounts of cash in my place to support my casino AP business.

Blackhole, you gotta blend, dude. Just blend. It'll solve all of your issues. I have a one-word solution to all of your apartment APing problems: blackface.

You're welcome.

While I cannot be certain, I suspect blackhole may be employing sarcasm.

Tough to say, given his handle: arguably he's seeking a black hole, and it sounds like he found it.

Black Holes Matter!

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Black Holes Matter!

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Contrary to popular belief, well, there is zero matter in a black hole. What matter there might have been is viciously dispelled into the energy of the space-time curvature of the hole.

89. You're walking through a casino eyeing the VP machines when without warning the image of a Newell pops into your mind, then disappears. Shaken, you walk by a craps table and hear the stickman call "yo, eleven, for the eighteenth straight time. Nothing to see here ..." Dazed and confused, you pass a baccarat table and hear a player say "I have more money than god can count" while the player loses yet again.

Ah, life in the fast lane.

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89. You're walking through a casino eyeing the VP machines when without warning the image of a Newell pops into your mind, then disappears. Shaken, you walk by a craps table and hear the stickman call "yo, eleven, for the eighteenth straight time. Nothing to see here ..." Dazed and confused, you pass a baccarat table and hear a player say "I have more money than god can count" while the player loses yet again.

Ah, life in the fast lane.

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Left one out...
Mathematician makes really good bets and loses all, he then suspends you for this post.

The last two posts were top notch!

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28. You keep posting on gambling forums you say you don’t post on.

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Keep your friends close, keep your drinks closer...

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Left one out...

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90. You are so in the Gambling zone, you forget the names of your Children.

91. You have SIX children, and Christmas Eve, you were in a Casino Gambling.

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91. You have SIX children, and Christmas Eve, you were in a Casino Gambling.

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91 = (9*10 + 1) ---> 911;

(351 - 153) = 2*9*11 = (1 + 1)*9*11 ---> 11911 --> 119_911;

92. You gamble at Ellis Island.

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92. You gamble at Ellis Island.

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93. You knew about the Ellis Island coupon system and worked it everytime. I'm not talking AP plays here, just the meal deal they had which I no longer recall details. Then your match play in BJ pits or whatever it was.

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92. You gamble at Ellis Island.

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I love Ellis Island. They used to have the steak special with a beer and all that. My compadres and I always tried to schedule one meal there each trip.

I proudly lugged a big bag full of change in there a couple of years ago to get 10% extra free play. "Singer" ragged on me for ages for actually reporting that I did that. My girlfriend was somewhat horrified -- horrified more at Ellis Island than that I lugged the change. It was when they had just begun the renovation. They had dealers wearing N-95 masks at the tables back then, because the renovation dust was so bad. The dust from them pulling up old carpets was semi-lethal. Years before the pandemic, Ellis Island was ahead of the curve.

94. You don't just know about the tunnels, you know the entrances of some of the Vegas tunnels.

95. You know who to talk to about moving into a tunnel.

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92. You gamble at Ellis Island.

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I love Ellis Island. They used to have the steak special with a beer and all that. My compadres and I always tried to schedule one meal there each trip.

I proudly lugged a big bag full of change in there a couple of years ago to get 10% extra free play. "Singer" ragged on me for ages for actually reporting that I did that. My girlfriend was somewhat horrified -- horrified more at Ellis Island than that I lugged the change. It was when they had just begun the renovation. They had dealers wearing N-95 masks at the tables back then, because the renovation dust was so bad. The dust from them pulling up old carpets was semi-lethal. Years before the pandemic, Ellis Island was ahead of the curve.

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They still have the steak special. I think it's $7.99 now. I go there about once every 3 months or so to get rid of my change and get the steak dinner with their homemade root beer. One of the few meals I am willing to pay for in a casino.

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95. You know who to talk to about moving into a tunnel.

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Scary Thought.
I don't mind being homeless or living on the streets but living in one of those tunnels?
That's a bit much even for me lol.

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95. You know who to talk to about moving into a tunnel.

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Scary Thought.
I don't mind being homeless or living on the streets but living in one of those tunnels?
That's a bit much even for me lol.

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lol. I'm not exactly going from life experiences anymore. It will take some creativity to get to 1000.

#1096. I don't know about degenerate, but, only the king of kooks writes stuff like,

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Lord, you two [Tablepooey, and Monet] are a couple of dumb bunnies, LOL.

The only thing he [Tablepooey] clarified was the depth of his stupidity.

I'll lay it out for you since you two birds rival the dodo bird.

Tableplay predicted TODAY, after the SB occurred, that TB will beat KC.

Now either he has a time machine, or is an idiot, or is talking about the coming SB in 2022.

I assumed he was rational and not a clueless dolt and was talking about the game a year from now, which is what I said.

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54. Starting a flame war on a gambling forum when you're clearly over-matched by your opponent.

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Garnabby is a bit of an enigma in that it is difficult to say whether his "mad scientist" shtick may be heartfelt or bullshit: I've concluded he probably believes it.

IIRC he was never quite this weird at Gamblers Glen, it is as if some part of his brain has since gone beyond zebra ...

His "theory of everything" is an obvious rip off of Hawking; his numerology fascination indicates a mind that's run off its tracks.

So long as he is civil and doesn't babble too much I'm OK with interacting with him; we have a history of haunting gambling boards for a couple of decades, approximately, yet I suspect he's best kept on a short leash.

I'm not particularly put off by his insults as I can give as good as I get, and hey, "Nobody's perfect."

https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post118567

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but, winds up making the horse's ass of all time of himself with stuff like,

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18 yos!

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FYP

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https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post121952

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Yes, MrV, you're one fucking-stoned "genuis" at the keyboard, and, I guess, everything else.

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I feel your pain; I had a rough night at the caisno as well.

Fucking Indians scalped me.

https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post122003

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Lol.

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Some may wonder why I've been posting so much on this forum all of a sudden; the answer is pretty simple: I now have more time on my hands than before and posting on forums helps to fill it.

After many years of earning a decent living severing marital knots I've shut it down as of the end of last year.

Time to move on, but until I do I expect that I'll be drawn to this and the other forums I post on, sort of like a fly is drawn to a steaming pile of shit.

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Yeah, sure you will.

Portland may be a goofy place, but, obviously, you're the #1 goof on the planet.

96. You don't need any clues, you already know!

Somewhere, on the English language grammar and usage equivalent to this very list, there is a point #96 about the incorrect, usage of the phrase, "already know".

https://english.stackexchange.com/qu...-already-known

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Somewhere, on the English language grammar and usage equivalent to this very list, there is a point #96 about the incorrect, usage of the phrase, "already know".

https://english.stackexchange.com/qu...-already-known

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and commas

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Somewhere, on the English language grammar and usage equivalent to this very list, there is a point #96 about the incorrect, usage of the phrase, "already know".

https://english.stackexchange.com/qu...-already-known

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and commas

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The first such comma was to acknowledge that there is not any correct usage of, "already know". A logical deduction.

The second was merely to introduce the phrase, or whichever, at hand. Such as you wrote, "There is a problem with your [my] commas." Note the comma.

97. You win $1,000 on a .50 cent bet and give it all back to get Comped for a $20 buffet!

98. Slot squatter: Squatting on an AP machine with $1 left until you can borrow money from someone there or holding it for your cuzzin to try $40 after he is done cooking at KFC. Swing a dirty eye to anyone with enough sense to go home when their cash is gone, but is there in disgust of you. You're kind of a poor man's version of Rob Blagojevich, but you have a fat, disgusting body and you know how to flaunt it.

I still wish that the garnabby-jones come with the subtitle so I could understand what he's sayin, hey hey.

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98. Slot squatter: Squatting on an AP machine with $1 left until you can borrow money from someone there or holding it for your cuzzin to try $40 after he is done cooking at KFC. Swing a dirty eye to anyone with enough sense to go home when their cash is gone, but is there in disgust of you. You're kind of a poor man's version of Rob Blagojevich, but you have a fat, disgusting body and you know how to flaunt it.

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I've seen them get slot attendants to lock up the machine so they can actually leave the casino to go get more money.

That happened to me at a tribal casino.

Some shmuck was playing my favorite game and he left, so as I tried to take his seat a casino employee told me I couldn't, that it was being saved for him.

Fucker was gone a couple hours.

Bah!

Fucking Injuns ...

You end up playing primarily to keep your Second Tier Card, that enables you to better Comps and Points and free play) not actually to win....

You camp out in 100-degree heat in the desert pretending that you are having fun as a diversion.

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You camp out in 100-degree heat in the desert pretending that you are having fun as a diversion.

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You hang out on a gambling forum making one stupid comment after the other.

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You camp out in 100-degree heat in the desert pretending that you are having fun as a diversion.

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You hang out on a gambling forum making one stupid comment after the other.

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I realize that the thread is designed for the poster to reveal the nuttiness of themselves related to gaming. I was just having a little fun because monet is ignoring me.

After all who wants to hear about someone a month away from turning 70 driving home 85 miles on a highway at 3 AM after having played 5 hours on the black chip tables?