Yeah well, he wiggles around on the ground so I had to aim low.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
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Yeah well, he wiggles around on the ground so I had to aim low.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
If you go to bobdancer.com and click on Radio then scroll all the way down to show #10, dated April 7th. I think it was 2011 I was on the show. I come in at 35 minutes. I talked about a comp strategy I developed called Laughlin RFB 362.
I used swimming pools that had showers in the men's dressing room. The one I used in Las Vegas was on Bonanza just off Main. Right around the corner from the pool on Main was a Salvation Army Store. Every couple of days I would hit the store and buy some clean clothes. Then around the corner to the pool. They even had sinks with mirrors so I could shave. I kept an eye on my clothes while I showered in case some idiot tried to rob me. After shaving and getting dressed I deposited the old clothes in the garbage can. You don't have to pack around clothes when you are a homeless drifter. They got clothes in every town you hit. When I walked back into the casino district I looked just like the tourists.
No surprise that mickey has a lithp. It's the sign of homos. Any surprise he's never had a girlfriend, and remains a loner loser?
No surprise either that Frank Kneeland wanted mickey on. Here's a guy who never had enough money to play with his own so he signed on to play with one of those silly "teams" who lose far more money than they make, if you look at how only 2% of them have survived over the years--and only because of their owner's deep pockets from high credit limits at the bank.
This entire nonsense about what a loser slug mickey really is can be boiled down to simple common sense. He claims he was a "wildly successful" gambler around Nevada, yet he suddenly left his "cash cow" for the middle of nowhere to continue gambling on nickel & quarter keno & VP machines :)
So we have a self-described hobo jumping trains and hitchhiking around Nevada with no vehicle and no job, yet is making over six figures a year by his own internet testimonies many times while in his signature drunken stupors on vpfree. Then he disappears to Montana, where no one would ever be willing to corroborate his non-stop BS about these infamous "six figures" and he can lie more than Obama and Hillary combined as he makes it up on the go. He gets caught lying about being able to collect SS, after proudly proclaiming never to have worked a real job in his life.
Yes people, all mickey's been successful at is collecting government handouts (who here doesn't believe he's on Medicaid and collects food stamps) and in fabricating stories of a successful existence in a place like Montana?
Ap's love to believe him because he does what they do publicly: claim long time VP success with offering no proof whatsoever in any way, shape or form. No wonder he and the rest of them ran as fast as they could from my offer to provide proof of winning in GT in LV....and no wonder he shudders at the thought of my offering that WoV challenge that caused so many red faces there.
mickey = massive BS.
Like I said Rob, I'll donate $10,000 to your favorite charity if you can prove I'm on any kind of government dole. You purport to be the best video poker player but have never been on GWAE. That's because you are considered to be a quack in the gambling world. Everybody who is anybody considers you to be a quack. I'll also donate $10,000 to your favorite charity if you or porkbelly can prove I have a lisp. But it says a lot about you and porkbelly that you would denigrate someone who has a speech impediment. You and porkbelly are truly the lowest of the low. No redeeming qualities. Thoroughly despicable human beings. All you two do is derail threads here. The two of you thoroughly despise anyone who knows anything about gambling. You two idiots only spout ignorant blather. You are the world's foremost ignorant blatherer and belly is a close second.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
Funny, this is what everyone says about Rob Singer. No proof, no nothing. Just a bunch of ignorant blather. And a bet welsher on top of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
In 2009 a friend of mine wondered why I was in Montana and hadn't been back to Nevada in two years. He's a pretty good Nevada AP, knew my abilities, and knew I wouldn't be hanging out in a place I wasn't making any money. So he came up here to see what I was doing. I showed him some stuff he had never seen before in his life. I let him have the eastern side of the state. He's made a lot of money because of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
There is no consideration about it. He IS a quack.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
Ho-hum...so says mickey, the internet personality who hides behind a totally made up past and present. The funniest part is, of course, he leads such a sour life that when he makes things up, he's already such a slug that his virtual reality only takes him to upper lower class at best! A little education would have helped you, mickey.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
You seem to be infatuated with GWAE. Typical. What's it have, thirteen listeners?....with most tuning in AFTER the show goes into podcast mode to make sure it isn't it's usual pile of BS from its collection of failed AP's!
So who on that show has one of those "speech impediments"? You talking about Dancer's gimpy voice, your sttttttudder, or the Munchkin lithp? :)
Here we go again with another one of his phony "you mutht come to Montana" challenges.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
But I'll consider it...since it's for charity and all.
OK wormm...what are the add-on conditions?...6 months at a secret location, no cameras, etc?
No conditions, coach smelly. Just one thing though. When you get here I'm gonna stomp a big mudhole in your punk ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Stop it faker, you are a little old man.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
I'll second this. A friend of mine is a speech pathologist working with children.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
Rob, I have followed mickey fairly closely. He said early on he had held various jobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
I actually visited Laughlin during a "Hobos Convention." Most of the people weren't hurting for money.
And he's also said multiple times--and proudly so, which would obviously make a liberal such as you feel warm & cozy inside--that he's never had a regular job in his life.
Breaking all his BS down into common sense, it's clear the latter is really the case. If he had ever done anything other than live off of government handouts and beg at street corners, there'd be relationships, responsibilities, and he wouldn't be smoking or be an alcoholic making stupid internet threats in his declining years. And he would have a dental plan.
"Hobos seemed to be doing well". Only you would say something empty like that.
Rob, LOL, do you even know what a hobo is these days? Do you have a clue who the hobos are?
You really should take the time to occasionally reference something other than your memory to check reality out.
And if you can find any quote on any forum where I've said "I never had a regular job in my life" I will donate $10,000 to your favorite charity. Should be an easy money job for you there, big fella. I know you would love to cost me $10,000. But you will never find the quote because you are just a compulsive liar, Argentino. The only one you are fooling is yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
Oh no, coach smelly. I am not little by any means. I grab scrawny little punks like you by the back of the neck and smash their face into the floor. So bring it on Mr. alligator mouth with a hummingbird ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Rob, that's a lot of risk-free 10K opportunities mickey has laid at your feet. Seems like a savvy truth-teller like yourself would be salivating at the chance for some free money.
Rob, you are supposed to be a writer. Have you been hitting the sauce?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
"Hobos seemed to be doing well" is a direct quotation. I post under my real name. You are directly quoting me.
Then when you check the post from which the quote is supposedly taken, it turns out I actually said, "Most of the people weren't hurting for money."
The words in the two sentences are different, in case that evaded you.
See, when you direct quote someone, the idea is that you quote their actual words. That's why you put the words in, get this, "quotation marks."
If you don't quite get the concept, I will be glad to give you a tutorial for the cost of a buffet somewhere classy -- maybe Planet Hollywood.
Oh, wait. I get it. It's a trick. "Hobos seemed to be doing well" could be you quoting you. Or quoting some unnamed source. I get it. Very clever.
My apologies. You quote yourself and then imply that the person you're criticizing said something "like" what you said.
If I ever decide to adopt weaselly writing, I'll buy YOU a buffet for a tutorial.
Stop it faker, you posted your picture...you're a pencil-neck white-haired old geek with 12-inch shoulders and an insect living under your nose.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
You've spent the last 20 years chain smoking on slot machines and bar stools.
You were wheezing 5 years ago on GWAE, what kind of disaster are your lungs now?
And...you chase Black Velvet with orange soda LMAO...what a sissy...or as you would say...thithy.
Coach belly, who even are you? You don't even appear to be a gambler. Just some random dude who likes to troll on different forums, I suspect.
Faker? Sissy? thithy? LMAO? These are insults? 10 year girls on a playground would be embarrassed. Your troll mentor would throw out some manly insults, at least until Dan slapped him down.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
You sounds like a typical pussified liberal asshole. Show some balls, get your man card out and come up with some manly insults.
Dude, you can't even beat the flies off your ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Time for some moderation. This is, first of all, the thread for big wins and jackpots.
+100Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
mickey, a "lumper" is not a real job. Next you'll be lying about all your girlfriends and wives, and how most of them couldn't wait to settle down with a success story such as you. I hope they weren't expecting a family dental plan from your "employer"....haha haha!
Red, I haven't heard the word "hobo" in over 40 years until mickey proudly but foolishly proclaimed to be one and you changed the definition of the word. Bottom line: they're useless, loner alcoholics who smoke. Nuf' said.
Rob Singer: "Only degenerates go to casinos on a holiday such as Christmas, when you should be with your family."
*Rob Singer spends Christmas in Las Vegas at Green Valley Ranch*
Rob frequents casinos but anyone else that frequents casinos is an addicted gambler. Rob won't play at a casino that won't comp him but anyone else who plays for comps is stupid. Rob won't tip on a jackpot but anyone who haggles over a comp is cheap. This is Singer talk. . It's one of the reasons he's known as a quack.Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
I gamble occasionally. I came here to ask questions and learn about gambling and travel.Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
I don't troll on different forums. I read a couple of other forums. You're an arrogant name-caller on the other forums I read.
And then there's the wormm...he's banned from WOV for personal insults, more than half of his posts on GF are personal insults, and he was banned from this forum for threatening other members.
You seem to have an aptitude for identifying patterns, do you see a pattern with mickey crimm?...because I do...he starts fights on any forum that allows it.
The guy obviously has issues, and it's probably because nobody loves him.
Maybe you defend him because you can relate to him...do you have any people in your life that love you?
Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
I'm gonna eat some worms.
Worms are greasy,
Slide down easy,
I'm gonna eat some worms.
First you bite the head off,
Then you suck the insides out,
I'm gonna eat some worms.
Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
I'm gonna eat some worms.
(Song I learned at Knolls Day Camp in 1961.)
Rob, what you hear isn't necessarily reality. I didn't change the current definition of the word. There are "Hobo Conventions." Check them out. The word has passed you by, my friend.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
Selective quoting just like a hurt liberal. We also went up to Lake Tahoe for five days a few weeks ago. In my wife's new Infinity. We left the Hellcat home. More jealous than ever?Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
Family time was over New Year's this year. All live either in other states or they have to spend one holiday with their family and the other with their spouse's. My guess is none of you have family to spend ANY time with. AP's are almost always loners, losers, divorced, and/or have multiple social problems to go along with that failure existence they lead. That's one of the reasons you all hate me so much....and the MAIN reason I am able to mock and have so much fun with you all :)
Of course, we also have a few 60-something's still trying to redeem their failed gambling-addicted lives on here (chuckle chuckle) with "girlfriends". mickey never even got to THAT point. Funny.
I don't understand Rob's language critique here. If you are over the age of 50, you are supposed to either be married, get married, or cruise Tinder? Is that the gist of it? What about hookers? Does Rob condone hookers? Rob, when is the last time you had a hooker? Don't fib, now. I have some inside info.
I don't really have substitute lingo for the word "girlfriend." Can somebody help me out so that I no longer offend Rob?
Wait....do you really think there's a person in the world who's jealous of you and your wife? Haaahahahaaa!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
As a reminder, first pic: http://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sho...ll=1#post39029
Denial is the ultimate tell.
And then of course there's the real truth that you fight daily about being an addicted, losing gambler with zero life to show for it.
Oh BTW....I have a new Hyundai Genesis 5.0 in our garage in S. Dakota. Them apples gotta be tasting good right about now....:)
Yikes D:Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
Notice how I mentioned my wife's Infinity and envious RS__ immediately chose to make fun of a 65-yr. old's looks instead. But we've seen a lot of this lately, haven't we..... Jealous haters even make fun of Donald Trump's wife (yes....Yikes!) because they don't agree with or like him.
So RS__....want to put up a pic of your "girlfriend"? Oh that's right--no one wants an aging gambler who doesn't win, drives a beater, and has nothing.
I have to admit that in addition to never having a profitable year at casino gambling I've also never been with a hooker.
You forgot the degenerate gamblers that drive their families into bankruptcy. Or the degenerate gamblers who are so addicted they post on internet forums day and night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
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It does give a deeper understanding as to why you spend so much time posting on the internet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
And Rob has never put up any kind of evidence that he made 1 million dollars in ten years playing video poker but if you make any kind of claim to winning it is not valid to him because you didn't put up any proof.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
Yellow Belly, do you know how many forums your lover, Rob Singer has been kicked off of. And he has been kicked off this one too.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Get a grip, wormm.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
Nobody wanted you then, and nobody loves you now.
That's gotta hurt, but it has nothing to do with Rob Singer.
Yes it does. You have your nose planted firmly in his ass. Your nose is permanently dark brown.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
LOL. Alan, I have socialized with hookers, watched football games at the foot of beds wherein my compadres were cavorting with hookers, and have had hookers hang out in my room while police were canvassing various floors of hotels. But I also have never had sex with a hooker (not that there's anything wrong with that).Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
Surprisingly, Rob hasn't chimed in with his usual moral braggadocio. There's a reason for that, boys and girls.
Shit covered brown nosing beer belly trollQuote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
It's proper forum etiquette to quote the person you're referring to (Coach Belly)....not sure why you're quoting mickeycrimm...?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozzy
EDIT: Nevermind, didn't see you were referring to coach belly.
Back in Syracuse in the early 1970s I did a story about a teenage hooker. We had see-in-the-night film cameras and shot her working the streets in downtown Syracuse. It was break-thru reporting back then.Quote:
Originally Posted by redietz
That's as "close" as I ever got... except for the hookers who approach me at Caesars by sitting next to me while playing video poker. It's quite humorous. At a $5 VP machine they put in one single $5 bill, play it, lose and attempt to strike up a conversation.
You should ask 'em if they're rates are as cheap as their gambling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
I dated Kathy Willets at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch.
This is Kathy Willets
Quick anecdote regarding race:
I was in AC when what had been the Playboy Casino turned into the Atlantis (or vice versa; I don't recall). The Playboy had caught some heat for the number of working girls on the premises, so the new owners were sensitive to working girls.
My friends hired a couple of girls from the street next to the Atlantis, and invited them to come up to the room. Security had them in the eye, but fortunately my friends had tipped the porters and the desk ridiculously well, so we got a heads-up when security was en route to the room. This was sometime in the 80's, and my friends got off the hook by loudly challenging security about interracial bias with couples and such. It was the "What, she's black so you think she's a hooker?" defense. Security wanted no part of a race debate, so the guys were off the hook.
Got back from South Tahoe earlier today. We had a great six days there and managed to come home with a profit. Playing craps was kind of ho hum. I did manage to shoot a five point fire bet. But other than that, nothing to write home about. I fared a little better on video poker, with some of the highlights shown below.
Got these two on Thursday.
Got this one on Friday. Third royal of the year.
Got this one yesterday. Notice the amount of the progressive for the royal.
Nice hits. On your four to the royal draw, what card did you throw away?
I'm not familiar with Bunny Ranch lingo. When you "date" does that mean you're like boyfriend and girlfriend and go to movies and a dinner and talk about the future?Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
Heh heh heh.... good one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
DannyJ:
Congratulations on the profitable trip. I enjoyed seeing the pics of your video poker hits. I hope you did other fun Tahoe things as well.
FAB
Oh yes. The "Girlfriend Experience."Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
I saw that movie. Starred Sasha Grey. Soderbergh directed.
Alan-I thought about it, and I just can't remember. I do know it was not a high pair or a diamond. I want to say it was a duece.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
There was a movie made about Kathy Willets too. It's called Naked Scandal.Quote:
Originally Posted by redietz
It's been a while... but I hit a Royal over the weekend at Caesars. I went through about $1,300 before I hit it. There were no quads, or other big hits before I got this. So I reject the idea that the machine was "hot." Frankly, I felt the machine was ice cold.
Very nice.
And what's that on the screen, is that glitter or something?
Excellent, Alan!Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
My initial recommendation is that you do not share the wealth with the opposite sex. Do guy things with guys -- except do not go to brothels with Rob. That's a bad idea. No strip clubs, either.
The question is, did you quit after hitting this or at least leave with a healthy profit? My gambling would have been done for the day and probably for the visit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
Are you talking about the reflection of the lights in the "small dome" in the high limit room?Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
I came home with about $13,000. I'd like to say that I sat down and hit this on the first spin but obviously I didn't. Of course Rob Singer will claim that with his system he would have hit a $20,000 royal and would have come home with $22,000.Quote:
Originally Posted by james40The question is, did you quit after hitting this or at least leave with a healthy profit? My gambling would have been done for the day and probably for the visit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
Never been to either of those.Quote:
Originally Posted by redietzExcellent, Alan!Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
My initial recommendation is that you do not share the wealth with the opposite sex. Do guy things with guys -- except do not go to brothels with Rob. That's a bad idea. No strip clubs, either.
$13,000 is a very healthy profit, congrats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan MendelsonI came home with about $13,000. I'd like to say that I sat down and hit this on the first spin but obviously I didn't. Of course Rob Singer will claim that with his system he would have hit a $20,000 royal and would have come home with $22,000.Quote:
Originally Posted by james40The question is, did you quit after hitting this or at least leave with a healthy profit? My gambling would have been done for the day and probably for the visit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
I knew you weren't a brothel guy, so it was semi-tongue-in-cheek.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan MendelsonNever been to either of those.Quote:
Originally Posted by redietzExcellent, Alan!Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
My initial recommendation is that you do not share the wealth with the opposite sex. Do guy things with guys -- except do not go to brothels with Rob. That's a bad idea. No strip clubs, either.
Ah yes, that makes sense. I can see it better on my iPhone with the smaller image. On my computer the image was huge and looked much different.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
Do you use some fancy camera or just a regular smart phone like iPhone/android? That picture is pretty high quality I reckon.
I have a low priced Samsung. I just have it set to the highest resolution. I have used photos taken by my cell on my TV show. Sometimes when I need shots of a store exterior or merchandise I just shoot it with my cell phone.
Frankly, all cell phones today come with high definition cameras. The only reason we can't do a TV show with a cell phone is that the audio is poor. Cell phone microphones are still low quality.
This is a true story:
When I joined CBS News in 1976 as an Associate Producer my first boss there was Bob Little who was director of CBS News Syndication. I worked in the Syndication Department buying and selling news with networks around the world. Bob had just returned from a trip to Tokyo to visit our client there -- TBS, the Tokyo Broadcasting System.
Bob was walking with me when he told me about the trip. He said "the Japanese now have TV cameras no bigger than this" and with that he pulled a pack of cigarettes out of his shirt pocket. That was in 1976.
Well, look at your cell phone today. It's about the size of a pack of cigarettes and it is a TV camera.
Royals are pretty!!
Running $200 in free play today, I hit the same straight flush twice. First one held 678 diamonds and dumped AK spades. Drew the 9, 10 diamonds. Then with six hands to go, held 67810 diamonds and dumped the Q hearts and drew the 9 diamonds.
That costs extra!!Quote:
Originally Posted by redietzI knew you weren't a brothel guy, so it was semi-tongue-in-cheek.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan MendelsonNever been to either of those.Quote:
Originally Posted by redietz
Congrats Alan:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan MendelsonI came home with about $13,000. I'd like to say that I sat down and hit this on the first spin but obviously I didn't. Of course Rob Singer will claim that with his system he would have hit a $20,000 royal and would have come home with $22,000.Quote:
Originally Posted by james40The question is, did you quit after hitting this or at least leave with a healthy profit? My gambling would have been done for the day and probably for the visit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
I could not read the paytable. Was it 8/5 Bonus?
And did you throw away a high pair? :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by FABismonte
It was indeed 8/5 bonus (but $25 per tier credit) and there was no high pair to throw away.