The Adventures of MDawg (in progress)

TY Keystone. I try! I mean, as far as what Axel was offering me in terms of enrichment, those were rosebushes, right? I got the rose bushes. I definitely got the rose bushes. Right?


Coach: Plus you don't win on EVERY session, the last couple trips when I won every session were exceptional. If anyone wants to gamble, OBVIOUSLY he has to back it with his own money.

No one may do the time for another. Over at WOV that mixed metaphor and hackneyed cliche "writer" (who has never sold a copy of anything or the rights to his "screenplay" and ended up homeless trying) DarkOz offered to do PokerGrinder's suspension but as soon as he realized that it was two weeks not three days he ate his words. Most of these guys are all talk. When it comes to risking the big bucks, apparently only MDawg himself, is willing.

The bet stands at that I will play Baccarat, and Axel may play whatever he wishes, except sports betting. Those were the original terms of the bet from January.

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Originally Posted by MDawg

Over at WOV that mixed metaphor and hackneyed cliche "writer" DarkOz offered to do PokerGrinder's suspension

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Follow your own advice and ignore DarkOz, he's mentally ill.

He wore a mask to meet the other WOV members socially.

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Originally Posted by MDawg

TY Keystone. I try! I mean, as far as what Axel was offering me in terms of enrichment, those were rosebushes, right? I got the rose bushes. I definitely got the rose bushes. Right?


Coach: Plus you don't win on EVERY session, the last couple trips when I won every session were exceptional. If anyone wants to gamble, OBVIOUSLY he has to back it with his own money.

No one may do the time for another. Over at WOV that mixed metaphor and hackneyed cliche "writer" (who has never sold a copy of anything or the rights to his "screenplay" and ended up homeless trying) DarkOz offered to do PokerGrinder's suspension but as soon as he realized that it was two weeks not three days he ate his words. Most of these guys are all talk. When it comes to risking the big bucks, apparently only MDawg himself, is willing.

The bet stands at that I will play Baccarat, and Axel may play whatever he wishes, except sports betting. Those were the original terms of the bet from January.

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Rain Man. lol....like it

Agreed.

You’re dealing with a bunch of hustling bullshit artists on these forums that never proved a single thing. A few of them punched so many buttons using multiple different people’s cards at one time they posted pictures of thousands of dollars in free play dispersed over several different future dates. Some of them even got a free burger, fries and a coke with their free play that still needed to be played through before it turned into actual cash.

Trust me MDawg, you’re dealing with low end gambling hustlers who many started their careers like Dk.Oz and Mickey homeless.

What should be the convincing proof of what you’re dealing with is how they all look up to Sad-Shack-Mike. “The Godfather”

Do yourself a favor and stay away from all of them. (Not that any especially Axel would have showed up) Enjoy shoving it up their asses while you can, cause they will get rid of you first chance they get.

Yes, I really had to read it more than once Axel's "proposal" because I couldn't believe that any true gambler would propose such a thing, I was sure I was misreading it, but turns out - I wasn't! Maybe it was meant as a joke only.

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Originally Posted by coach belly

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

He is saying that if you hit a winning streak it will continue. He's saying that results at some point in the shoe have a bearing on results sometime later in the shoe.

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I couldn't find where MDawg wrote any of that, can you post the quote where he did?

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Fuck off, bitch. Do your own research. You're a waste of time you piece of shit.

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Originally Posted by MDawg

TY Keystone. I try! I mean, as far as what Axel was offering me in terms of enrichment, those were rosebushes, right? I got the rose bushes. I definitely got the rose bushes. Right?


Coach: Plus you don't win on EVERY session, the last couple trips when I won every session were exceptional. If anyone wants to gamble, OBVIOUSLY he has to back it with his own money.

No one may do the time for another. Over at WOV that mixed metaphor and hackneyed cliche "writer" (who has never sold a copy of anything or the rights to his "screenplay" and ended up homeless trying) DarkOz offered to do PokerGrinder's suspension but as soon as he realized that it was two weeks not three days he ate his words. Most of these guys are all talk. When it comes to risking the big bucks, apparently only MDawg himself, is willing.

The bet stands at that I will play Baccarat, and Axel may play whatever he wishes, except sports betting. Those were the original terms of the bet from January.

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Your last sentence shows you don't know jackall about gambling. Axel can easily angle shoot you out of any money you bet. Of course, you are to chickenshit to bet and find out.

The bottom line is MDawg is to chickenshit to bet money on it.

Re: Risking big bucks. I don't risk even small bucks on negative expectation games. Yessir, you certainly are a real gambler compared to me. You put your money in negative situations. I don't. So go ahead and call yourself a real gambler. Just insert the word sucker in there. Like "real sucker gambler."

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

He is saying that if you hit a winning streak it will continue. He's saying that results at some point in the shoe have a bearing on results sometime later in the shoe.

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Originally Posted by coach belly

I couldn't find where MDawg wrote any of that, can you post the quote where he did?

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

Fuck off, bitch. Do your own research. You're a waste of time you piece of shit.

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Originally Posted by coach belly

Whenever you back yourself into a corner, this is the kind of stuff that you start mumbling about...never fails.

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yep...never fails

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Originally Posted by coach belly

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

Fuck off, bitch. Do your own research. You're a waste of time you piece of shit.

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Originally Posted by coach belly

Whenever you back yourself into a corner, this is the kind of stuff that you start mumbling about...never fails.

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yep...never fails

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Coach the problem with with you saying that mickey starts mumbling when he is backed into a corner story is that he in fact was telling the truth.

In post #560 in the thread MDawg wrote these two relevant statements:

"Some will say that streaks are all imaginary, that we see what we want to see, that there are no patterns in random events.

But...the difference between Baccarat and dice, for example, is that IF there is a pattern set in that Baccarat shoe, it WILL come up and repeat because the cards are fixed, set, may not be changed, once placed in the shoe."

Now the clincher:

" For me, a good baccarat shoe is like a slot machine that is set to pay. And, I am able to discern well before the shoe is over, whether this shoe is a pattern shoe that will pay off big, or a random shoe that will not. I sit down at the shoe and I bet according to pattern. If I am winning, that means this is a good shoe, and press my bet. If I keep losing, this is a random shoe and I leave it alone and reduce my bet or leave in search of another shoe.

If you don't believe that there is such a thing as a good shoe, where any decent player will win big, then you shouldn't play Baccarat. "

Axel wants to gamble the money, possibly lose, and then have me cover his losses.

Tell me you gambled the fuckin' money!

I'll give you the fuckin' money.
https://i.imgur.com/BE30VnWl.jpg

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Originally Posted by coach belly

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Originally Posted by AxelWolf

I wanted extra help because I could only play one or two machines at a time, so I offered them a similar deal.

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Since you quoted me, I'll reply.

You needed help on a machine play, because your action was physically limited, you couldn't play enough machines to bet as much as you wanted to.

That doesn't apply here. MDawg doesn't need help to bet more, he can just bet more on his own spot, and collect 100% of the winnings for the same risk that you are offering 50% on.

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So why isn't he betting 50k+ per hand if he's consistently winning with his holy grail system?

Actually a casino host said that to me years ago, he said why don't you just increase your lines to infinity, you always do well.

But however I do, that's MY affair. You play with your own money. That proposal of yours was ridiculous. I'd call it an insult but an insult has to make sense.

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Originally Posted by MDawg

Axel wants to gamble the money, possibly lose, and then have me cover his losses.

Tell me you gambled the fuckin' money!

I'll give you the fuckin' money.
https://i.imgur.com/BE30VnWl.jpg

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LMAO

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Originally Posted by MDawg

Actually a casino host said that to me years ago, he said why don't you just increase your lines to infinity, you always do well.

But however I do, that's MY affair. You play with your own money. That proposal of yours was ridiculous. I'd call it an insult but an insult has to make sense.

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The only way it's ridiculous is if in fact you're not confident enough in your abilities to always win like you claim you do.

If you always do well I can't fathom why it's ridiculous. "But however I do, that's MY affair." should be interpreted is as ... Because I don't have a logical good reason that would make any sense to anyone reading all this crap.

Why don't you go around town and tell your cohorts, that you suggested to some high roller that he hand you money to play and then win or lose all you have to do is hand him back his stake. There is a word for someone like that, a CON.

Just drop everything, as long as you persist with nonsense like that you're not in my league. That's two bit hustler crap Axel, insults the intelligence of anyone you even would propose it to, I am very surprised that you'd even mention something like that, and that you keep repeating it is even worse, because it tells me you weren't even joking. No serious gambler would propose something like that.

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Originally Posted by BoSox

Coach the problem with with you saying that mickey starts mumbling when he is backed into a corner story is that he in fact was telling the truth.

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I never claimed tickey wasn't telling the truth, only that I could not find quotes from MDawg that corroborated what tickey accused MDawg of saying.

I asked if he could post a quote...like you did.

The problematic reply that tickey resorted to was this...

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

Fuck off, bitch. Do your own research. You're a waste of time you piece of shit.

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MDawg didn't say what tickey accused him of saying.

Your "clincher" quote doesn't either, but at least your post isn't the defensive mumbling that old tickey regularly spews in multiple directions.

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Originally Posted by AxelWolf

why isn't he betting 50k+ per hand if he's consistently winning with his holy grail system?

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That would be flat-betting.

He needs to average betting more on his winning hands than his losing hands, and flat-betting won't work for that.

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Originally Posted by coach belly

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Originally Posted by BoSox

Coach the problem with with you saying that mickey starts mumbling when he is backed into a corner story is that he in fact was telling the truth.

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I never claimed tickey wasn't telling the truth, only that I could not find quotes from MDawg that corroborated what tickey accused MDawg of saying.

I asked if he could post a quote...like you did.

The problematic reply that tickey resorted to was this...

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

Fuck off, bitch. Do your own research. You're a waste of time you piece of shit.

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MDawg didn't say what tickey accused him of saying.

Your "clincher" quote doesn't either, but at least your post isn't the defensive mumbling that old tickey regularly lashes out in multiple directions.

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Fuck off and die, bitch. You're irrelevant and a waste of time. Do your own research, idiot. Don't ever ask me to do your work for you again.

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Originally Posted by MDawg

as long as you persist with nonsense like that you're not in my league.

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Axel's got his tin cup out, asking you for money to gamble with.

Next he'll be out on the strip with DarkOz's mask on, asking tourists to take his photo..and give him money to gamble with.