The Wizard's Half Point Parlay Card Threads

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

And the true tell? Him wishing death to AP's who just don't fit the mold he concocted about himself.

Who does that?

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Except what you claim never happened. It is just Singer delusion. I didn't wish Shackleford dead. I simply stated that I would periodically bring up this incident for the rest of my life and since he was older that me that meant the rest of his life (and beyond).

It is always the same with you trolls. You can't read, and see and hear what you want, or probably more accurately just make up whatever you want. :rolleyes:

BUT to answer your question, who does that...wishing people dead? You Rob many times. Remember all the aids comments and weak heart comments ect? And not just to me but redietz, and mickeycrimm before that. I can almost surely find the same wishes for Arci.

If you can't remember that is probably your dementia getting worse. :cool:

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

BUT to answer your question, who does that...wishing people dead?

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What if you had to pick one person?

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Originally Posted by Don Perignom

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

BUT to answer your question, who does that...wishing people dead?

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What if you had to pick one person?

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No brainer. Sally Struthers. :D

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

No brainer. Sally Struthers. :D

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Solid pick.

That quivering voice thing she does is really annoying.

This is an old GWAE show with the Wizard discussing 1/2 parlay cards. The parlay card discussion starts about 12 minutes in. It doesn't last long.
It doesn't explain anything not in the WoV posts but somebody might want to spend a few minutes listing.

Wiz uses the term basis point jn the forum posts but doesn't really explain what he means. It took me a while to figure out what it meant while reading the forum posts. He explains it here a little more clearly.

A basis point is what gamblers call 1 cent on a money line. -110 is 10 basis points better than -120.

http://www.slot-machine-resource.com/podcasts/shak4.mp3

Bosox about the UNKewl one:

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Originally Posted by Bosox

Seriously who would give a fuck if you died today?

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

And the true tell? Him wishing death to AP's who just don't fit the mold he concocted about himself.

Who does that?

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https://i.imgur.com/NRMp2CEh.jpg


And then, lying hypocrite UNKewlJ asks for someone to be removed from the forum for wishing death on people...

https://i.imgur.com/njA456Kh.jpg

and then does the same himself.

https://i.imgur.com/DXheyhEh.jpg

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Originally Posted by MDawg

Basically, this hypocrite whatever he accuses others of, you may be assured that he's done himself first, and worse.

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Originally Posted by redietz

You guys do realize that, during and after the years listed by mickey, there were some rules changes significantly affecting the ubiquity (look up "ubiquity," mickey) of the 3 and 7 point margins?

Please tell me you all knew that.

LOL.

Why do you think Mr. Walters, in his book, used historical rather than current data in his how-to chapters? I mean, Jesus, this stuff is goddamn obvious. It didn't occur to anyone to check it out?

You guys...if you didn't notice this shit, God bless you. You really need to be locked up for your own protection.

Final word: you guys treat sports betting as if it's in-perpetuity coin flips. It is so dumb, inappropriate, and flat-out wrong from any mathematical perspective. Mind-bogglingly wrong.

Over and out. Seriously, why should I be correcting mickey crimm's wayward gambling? The guy is like Rain Man. Rain Man as a cab driver.

By the way, I addressed the dates of Walters' charts and opined on the why's of that, at the Johnson City Men's Book Club meeting regarding Gambler by Billy Walters. Mickey should have taken up my offer to fly him in for the meeting. He might have learned something.

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Still haven’t received a response from you on my NFL challenge.
Bet every regular season game @$100.
You get to make every pick.
I get an extra 2 points on the dog when you pick the fav.
I get a 2 point discount on the fav when you pick the dog.

Remember, I’m going up against your expertise. You should crush me. Your time to shine. Show everyone how good you are. They ain’t coin flips, right?

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Originally Posted by smurgerburger

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

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Originally Posted by smurgerburger

Be sure to look around for machine glitches while you're there.

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Will do. ;)

This is a perfect example of you being blinded by hate and bias. After we completed our play on the blackjack glitch, and I was able to talk some about it and our experience, some other players like mickeycrimm and others (not going to look right now) confirmed that there are such glitches on machines, and the electronic blackjack games seem to have more than their fair share of them.

We stumbled upon one. Made s bit of money. Hate and bias just won't allow you to accept that.

BTW, I received an email from someone late last week, again claiming there are more machines still out there that have not been fixed or whatever the terminology is. He even gave me a specific location of one he claims to have played last week. he was not someone I am familiar with, but seemed credible. But we did our thing. Not going to go running around searching every machine in every out of the way corner of the country.

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Pretty generous for a guy to cold contact you with the specific location of an actively glitched machine.

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The guy's wealthy, and he'd rather see money drop into kew's pockets. Everyone does this when they run across glitched machines. They figure why not share the wealth? It's the one mistake I made with the DU bug. I should have found someone I didn't know and gave him the goods. Especially if he were a queer.

Imagine the rewards.....

The reason kew wishes the people who expose his lies and embellishments dead is because of his own weak heart and diseased blood issues. It'd be no surprise if one day soon the aids-infected fairy simply disappeared from the internet--thereby making all online interactions laced with respect and dignity. And while the meaningless little twit, who accomplished exactly nothing in life rots away in a very deserving grave, I will proudly linger above, pissing on his burial site with 9-1-2" of solid hose that will make him roll over and over again--wishing he were still able to play out his foolish choice that did him in all those years ago.

Until then--and it won't be long for such a diseased nobody--we can all rejoice in his continued humiliation as a bona fide phony on the internet.

The hostilities from this Rob Singer and Mdawg can only be explained by bitterness of having had their gambling "stories", which defy reality, (the math and the way casinos operate) exposed.

Smurgerburger: I have no idea if the person that contacted me last week was wealthy or not. He didn't say, I didn't ask. As a matter of fact, I didn't even respond except to thank him for contacting me. I didn't feel the need to post everything he said, but apparently, he travels to different areas for business and visits casinos when he can looking for a variety of advantage plays. I will go ahead and label that as a recreational AP.

His contacting me was not to share this latest location, as a matter of fact, he didn't mention the casino, only the area. But there is only one casino in that area. He said he was there last week and found this machine, played it and extended his trip a day to play a second day. He also said this was the second of these machines he has found on his travels, the first being one that we also played and I know for a fact was shutdown a month ago. He must have been in that area and played it before us for a couple days.

I believe, don't know for sure, but believe, the purpose of contacting me, was to inform me there are more machines than I had originally thought and that there are still some active (not fixed) in less popular locations. Several weeks ago just after the play ended for us, I received a communication from someone in California, claiming an active machine in a location that wasn't on my list.

My brother and I were working off a specific list of locations we had gotten hold of. We weren't blindly scouring every corner of the country. I always though a reasonably strong possibility of more machines than on our list. That is all these both these people have done is inform me there were more locations than I originally was aware of. And if you believe this latest guy, and I have no reason not to, it is possible there are still one or two out there that can be played. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if our resident traveling AP, mickeycrimm, runs across one of these in one of the out of the way locations he visits. Maybe he already has and isn't saying so.

I wasn't even going to bring this up. I was contacted a week ago. I only did mention it because YOU made the comment that I should look for new machines, so I thought I would mention that someone claims there are still machines (at least one) to be played. But like everything else, you guys just turn everything into trolling, trolling, trolling.

From UNKewlJ, more

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Originally Posted by MDawg

SChiZoPHreNiC UNKewl PYsCHo babble

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in a desperate

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Originally Posted by AccountInQuestion

Neverending quest for street creds on the internet.

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

I was contacted a week ago. I only did mention it because

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Originally Posted by MDawg

Always the same UNKewl pattern:

1. Post some nonsense.

2. Is challenged.

3. Fictionalizes about someone or other who
-wrote to him about it
-did the same play
-is aware that UNKewlJ did whatever it is UNKewlJ is claiming he did
-was seen doing the same play.

It's never enough that he did something, he has to also create some lies surrounding corroboration (that always center around unnamed, unknown, never to be revealed players in his fable).

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Originally Posted by MaxPen

There is a clear trend that has developed now. All of KewlJ's implied associates are turning out to be other invented characters in his years of lies. ...RIP

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At least I have succeeded in getting Mdawg to stop posting his bullshit story and claims that have the potential to harm other players. he hasn't posted anything gambling related in 6 months.

Now he is just another bitter, old angry dude, attacking and trolling, the likes of a Rob Singer and blackhole. Welcome to THAT club, Mdawg. That is where you always belonged. The bitter, old losing gambler trolls club. :cool:

I just think it's nice that you have multiple people feeding you information about glitched machines with seemingly no expectation of recompense.

What a nice world we live in.

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Originally Posted by smurgerburger

I just think it's nice that you have multiple people feeding you information about glitched machines with seemingly no expectation of recompense.

What a nice world we live in.

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Although I see your sarcasm, I find it neither particularly nice, nor useful. A couple people have informed me that there were (note the past tense) more machines out there than I originally thought, or the list we were working off of. For all I know the locations these two people mentioned, one last month, one last week were shut down with their play. Or shut down immediately after they played. All they have conveyed is that there were more machines than I was aware of, something I always though a strong possibility.

Now if someone were to contact me telling me there is a cluster of locations in one region, like the upper midwest, and the games were still active, I would be on a plane by the end of the day. THAT would be nice! I don't see comments of "hey I played a machine you didn't know about last week and it may or may not still be active" as particularly nice.

But I also recognize, your comment was only maent as a troll.

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

At least I have succeeded in getting Mdawg to stop posting his gambling chronicles

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I post about my session reports in Vegas only when I am playing in Vegas.

Reality has never been a stumbling block for you. All of your posts are fiction so why would it matter if you are actually playing or not?

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Originally Posted by Seedvalue

you are a very good fictional storyteller lol KJ is a fictional Author masquerading on gambling boards as a sophisticated multi table blackjack savant. :

You don’t make a living playing blackjack tho. That the problem I have with you. Instead of just coming clean and saying you have sugar daddies some that like you others you have extorted you keep up the charade.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

KewlJ a lot of what you write could be total fiction. You're definitely someone who isn't adverse to lying on forums if it suits you to do so.

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SmurgerB, I would like to recap yesterdays activities on this forum. I work up, posted on this forum, entertaining myself, feeding you trolls, while the cleaning lady was doing her thing. I was also making my sports bets for the day. Early afternoon, I went out to lunch and put some decent coin in playing video poker at 2 casinos, hopefully that will draw some decent future mailers. I posted for an hour or so early evening and then went out playing blackjack for 6 hours.

In between a few hours of posting, I worked on 3 of my 4 AP income streams so far this year, sports betting, blackjack table play and video poker mailers hustling. I can't give a number of profit or anything because some of it (blackjack play) is variance) and some involves future returns (VP mailer play). But I accumulated some good EV, that will turn into profits if it didn't already.

Now it looks like you trolls, Mdawg, Singer, and you specifically Smurgerburger, did nothing but post on the forum all day. Smurgerburger seems to be logged in every single time I visit the forum. Do you trolls have any life outside of trolling at VCT? :cool:

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Originally Posted by MDawg

I post about my session reports in Vegas only when I am playing in Vegas.

Reality has never been a stumbling block for you. All of your posts are fiction so why would it matter if you are actually playing or not?

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Oh boy! The clown who tells us:

casino allow him to spread $100-$5000 playing double deck FOR 10 HOURS winning $60 grand, and applauds him


tells us: Several casinos reversed his trespasses

tells us: He won almost every day for 5 years, while getting comped high end suites and the casinos don't care

tells us: he won millions over a 7 month period when the casino records show him in the red

is going to tell me about reality. :D


The fact is that my basic claims, nothing defies the math. No where do I say I have some magic potion that I sprinkle before playing that allows me to win -EV games (Rob and his special plays). Nowhere do I say that defies the way the Las Vegas casinos and casino industry works. I even have explained techniques I use to get around drawing heat and such.

NOTHING DEFIES REALITY, THE GAMBLING MATH, NOR THE WAY CASINOS OPERATE.

I have lied about minor details or changed some minor facts and timelines, locations to protect my identity THAT is all.

So don't talk to me about reality, Mr "Pope of Las vegas".....NOT!

You made up fantastical gambling stories and claims.....same as Singer. That defy the Math and the was casinos work. And now you are pissed that some real players, not just me, KNOW you made up a story. Get the fuck over it!

Winning is...getting a 10X Multiplier response (or even...more than one 10X Multiplier response ) from the perennially UNKewl one.

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Originally Posted by Ozzy

He's very UNKOOL and will remain so, till the end of time. Nothing can ever make him cool whatsoever !

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Originally Posted by MDawg

hand cocked onto his side, the bent elbow and the high pitched whiny voice complaining, "Now wayyyyt a minute, Misterrrrr."

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