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Here is a completely ridiculous thing that got a Man put on the sex offender list. A man was in his backyard and peed against his privacy fence. His Neighbors kids who he didn't even KNOW were in their backyard had their faces up against the other side of the privacy fence and saw him peeing and told their Parents they saw him peeing and the Parents pressed charges against this guy who was just having a peeing his backyard and didn't know the kids were watching.
I bet that pissed him off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
Hopefully his lawyer was a whiz, saying "urine luck..."
This is why you should always ask women to solve calculus problems before you fuck 'em. Someone under 18 probably can't find the area between two parabolas. And a young math prodigy would not be at a bar smoking and picking up strange men.Quote:
Originally Posted by TashaAlso bars don't allow smoking these days,but it was recent. I feel the girl should have been charged with SOMETHING for tricking a grown man into thinking she was an ADULT when she was a 13 year old MINOR. I remember posting about this on another Website and Posters saying something like,"What JUDGE ACTUALLY went through with the charges? The man was the VICTIM in this situation, the girl was smoking and has tattoos in a bar and looked 12 years older than her age. She could have EASILY told him,"I'm a 13 year old Runaway, not a grown Woman, but she didn't let him know ANYTHING and he found out AFTER they had sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by pinchingyourballsWhen reading this I had to do a double take because I thought for a second you had written smoking hot. This must have happened in the 90s because kids these days vape, not smoke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
Wait a secondQuote:
Originally Posted by TashaA 30 year old man was arrested and charged when he picked up a "25 year old," in a bar and had sex with her. She was SMOKING and had a bunch of tattoos. He honestly thought she was a grown Woman. Turns out, she was a 13 year old Runaway and he was forced to register as a sex offender! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterVGood luck with your appeal.Quote:
Originally Posted by OppsIdidItAgain
Remember, "She looked eighteen" and "she seemed to like it" are NOT valid defenses to statutory rape.
The age of consent in Florida is higher than 13?
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Originally Posted by MisterV
Probably not an unfortunate condition. You don't miss it if you have no desire for it.
I think of it the way I see men. I have zero sexual or romantic attraction to them. Gay guys might say to me that I'm "missing out" regarding having sex or relationships with men, but to me it has zero appeal at all, so I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
So I see asexuals just being that way regarding both females AND males. They see no sexual/romantic appeal in either one, so they don't feel like they're missing anything. In fact, this frees them from the burden and expense of romantic relationships, pursuing sex, etc. Sure, they don't have a romantic partner, and they probably don't end up having kids (though the latter can be done), but again, if the whole thing has no appeal to you, then you're not really missing out.
I admit that, being a straight guy, it is hard to picture what life would be like if I had no attraction to women. But if I didn't, it probably wouldn't bother me to go without sex or relationships.
If you want to find out what life would be like if you had no attraction to women & if going without sex or relationships would bother you, check in with Joe Croupier & he can fill you in on those exact details.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffQuote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
Probably not an unfortunate condition. You don't miss it if you have no desire for it.
I think of it the way I see men. I have zero sexual or romantic attraction to them. Gay guys might say to me that I'm "missing out" regarding having sex or relationships with men, but to me it has zero appeal at all, so I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
So I see asexuals just being that way regarding both females AND males. They see no sexual/romantic appeal in either one, so they don't feel like they're missing anything. In fact, this frees them from the burden and expense of romantic relationships, pursuing sex, etc. Sure, they don't have a romantic partner, and they probably don't end up having kids (though the latter can be done), but again, if the whole thing has no appeal to you, then you're not really missing out.
I admit that, being a straight guy, it is hard to picture what life would be like if I had no attraction to women. But if I didn't, it probably wouldn't bother me to go without sex or relationships.
In a recent post, I mentioned as an asexual, I am free from romantic and sexual burdens. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffQuote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
Probably not an unfortunate condition. You don't miss it if you have no desire for it.
I think of it the way I see men. I have zero sexual or romantic attraction to them. Gay guys might say to me that I'm "missing out" regarding having sex or relationships with men, but to me it has zero appeal at all, so I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
So I see asexuals just being that way regarding both females AND males. They see no sexual/romantic appeal in either one, so they don't feel like they're missing anything. In fact, this frees them from the burden and expense of romantic relationships, pursuing sex, etc. Sure, they don't have a romantic partner, and they probably don't end up having kids (though the latter can be done), but again, if the whole thing has no appeal to you, then you're not really missing out.
I admit that, being a straight guy, it is hard to picture what life would be like if I had no attraction to women. But if I didn't, it probably wouldn't bother me to go without sex or relationships.
Also free from the burdens of managing assets and finding a toilet when nature calls.Quote:
Originally Posted by TashaIn a recent post, I mentioned as an asexual, I am free from romantic and sexual burdens. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffQuote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
Probably not an unfortunate condition. You don't miss it if you have no desire for it.
I think of it the way I see men. I have zero sexual or romantic attraction to them. Gay guys might say to me that I'm "missing out" regarding having sex or relationships with men, but to me it has zero appeal at all, so I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
So I see asexuals just being that way regarding both females AND males. They see no sexual/romantic appeal in either one, so they don't feel like they're missing anything. In fact, this frees them from the burden and expense of romantic relationships, pursuing sex, etc. Sure, they don't have a romantic partner, and they probably don't end up having kids (though the latter can be done), but again, if the whole thing has no appeal to you, then you're not really missing out.
I admit that, being a straight guy, it is hard to picture what life would be like if I had no attraction to women. But if I didn't, it probably wouldn't bother me to go without sex or relationships.
You’re in good company. Known or suspected asexuals include:Quote:
Originally Posted by TashaIn a recent post, I mentioned as an asexual, I am free from romantic and sexual burdens. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan DruffQuote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
Probably not an unfortunate condition. You don't miss it if you have no desire for it.
I think of it the way I see men. I have zero sexual or romantic attraction to them. Gay guys might say to me that I'm "missing out" regarding having sex or relationships with men, but to me it has zero appeal at all, so I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
So I see asexuals just being that way regarding both females AND males. They see no sexual/romantic appeal in either one, so they don't feel like they're missing anything. In fact, this frees them from the burden and expense of romantic relationships, pursuing sex, etc. Sure, they don't have a romantic partner, and they probably don't end up having kids (though the latter can be done), but again, if the whole thing has no appeal to you, then you're not really missing out.
I admit that, being a straight guy, it is hard to picture what life would be like if I had no attraction to women. But if I didn't, it probably wouldn't bother me to go without sex or relationships.
Janeane Garofalo
Leonardo da Vinci
Emily Dickinson
Queen Elizabeth I
Nikola Tesla
Isaac Newton
And fictional known or suspected asexuals:
Jughead Jones
Gilligan
Velma Dinkley
Daria Morgendorffer
The Great Gazoo
Perhaps, but you are denying yourself the pain of child birth, the pain of breaking up, and the pain of having your gash split open by a 9 1/2 inch trouser snake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
Nice sales pitch, but you did leave out an assortment of various STDs.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterVPerhaps, but you are denying yourself the pain of child birth, the pain of breaking up, and the pain of having your gash split open by a 9 1/2 inch trouser snake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
I’m pretty sure her people are born with them and have built in immunity to the basic ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by DGenBenNice sales pitch, but you did leave out an assortment of various STDs.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterVPerhaps, but you are denying yourself the pain of child birth, the pain of breaking up, and the pain of having your gash split open by a 9 1/2 inch trouser snake.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
Maybe Mammie can chime in on the subject.
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Originally Posted by The Boz
Mammie wiped her brow: "Dang, that shit's getting in my eyes."
She took a break from scrubbing the kitchen floor and took a deep pull from her firth of Fireball, then looked into the camera held by the famous reporter and told her story.
"You ask me about Karen being asexual? Let me tell you all about it."
She took another deep pull.
"I married into this family back when she was a nappy-haired teen; her daddy had warned me that she was "a problem child" and that was soon made quite clear. She's the only chile I ever knew who shit the bath tub while she was still in it, then using shit for shampoo she'd go on to sing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow." It's her autism that makes her that way, the poor thing."
Mammie fired up and took a deep puff of fentanyl, then continued.
"As for sex...she substitues shitting for having sex with people. People don't like her, they are not attracted to her, and who can blame them? But the girl likes orgasms. She never seemed interested in anything sexual other than masturbation. I remember when we first met she asked me for pointers and I gave her some; now every christmas she asks that we give her a new sex toy; she expecially enjoys clit stim."
Nodding out, mammie fell back into her chair, snoring loudly; Karen walked in and espying the cameraman asked: "Does you wants to buys some crotch shots? Dey's very pop-lar in certain circles."