Yeah, especially since it's a free online hundred play game. Silly stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
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Yeah, especially since it's a free online hundred play game. Silly stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
With reflections of slot machines in the background. Come on Rob, you had to see that before claiming that it was an online play game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.SingerYeah, especially since it's a free online hundred play game. Silly stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
Typical kew needing to lie again just to feel relevant. Is this something all, or most, queers feel they must do to compensate for the sick choice they made??Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJI took the post by Cerveza Fria as mocking Rob, who for 15 years claimed he had a way to beat VP, winning short term and then just repeating those short term wins over and over. Yesterday when asked why he had lost his last visit to Circa, Rob said "a player has to get lucky to win", proving that Rob has no clue about even elementary advantage play.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
anyway, welcome Cerveza.
BTW 34 out of 100 kicker was above EV, so that is about all you can hope for. :) Nicely done.
The Circa result was identified as not getting lucky as a recreational player. I played my strategy as a professional.
This is only one of the reasons why it's obvious you haven't the competence, intelligence, or discipline to really be a winning bj player. You're just too Stoopid!
You were NOT a professional anything.
Does writing a column for a gaming magazine count as a professional writer?Quote:
Originally Posted by jbjb
If it was done for free?
Those aren't reflections of other machines in some type of background.Quote:
Originally Posted by The BozWith reflections of slot machines in the background. Come on Rob, you had to see that before claiming that it was an online play game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.SingerYeah, especially since it's a free online hundred play game. Silly stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
More to the point: in the state that machine shows, there is no "Jackpot $47,200! Call Attendant!" Further, no one taking a picture for posting purposes would accept or use a shot that just happened to catch the machine in-the nano-seconds between those identifiers. And if it were paid off, there wouldn't be that much money showing in the kitty.
Digging yourself a hole on this one Rob. CF is a standup guy from Florida on Dan’s other forum and I’m sure he can prove it from a 1099 standpoint for the right amount of money. Maybe we should make a just for fun bet of $5,000 each with the loser also giving CF a dime for his trouble. You interested? Easy money if you are right and you know I’m good for the bet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.SingerThose aren't reflections of other machines in some type of background.Quote:
Originally Posted by The BozWith reflections of slot machines in the background. Come on Rob, you had to see that before claiming that it was an online play game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
More to the point: in the state that machine shows, there is no "Jackpot $47,200! Call Attendant!" Further, no one taking a picture for posting purposes would accept or use a shot that just happened to catch the machine in-the nano-seconds between those identifiers. And if it were paid off, there wouldn't be that much money showing in the kitty.
Que up Coach trying to get involved in 3-2-1
The lower left is certainly a reflection of a reel slot machine and the lower right are reflections of what looks like some type of 3 game carousel.
I definitely don't see a Newell reflection though.....RIP
Rob, I don't know you. And you don't know me. Your comments indicate that perhaps you don't play much live video poker. The screen switches flashes of the Jackpot with the $$$ amount and says "Jackpot Handpay Verification Required Please Call Attendant". Then the jackpot sign disappears and reappears after a few seconds. After the attendant puts their key in the machine, pulls pulls out your player card to record your player number, and then resets the machine and the Jackpot Notice disappears and all you see is the hand as finished. You should know this if you have ever earned a Jackpot in live play.
So, if you are calling me a liar, then let's bet. Since it was the Boz's idea, he should get in on this too. I will bet any amount you feel comfortable losing that i can prove that the jackpot is 1) a legitimate live play jackpot: 2) won by me personally.
And, if you want, we can let Druff judge the authenticity of the proof. Your move.
I'm not a forum groupie boz so I couldn't care less about what anonymous who is whom. And there seems to be a reason you and of course max deflect the machine's jackpot procedural appearance in favor of incomprehensible "reflections". I also see no reason to bet because I wouldn't take your money if I won. But I would be concerned about max jumping in like a puppet and feeling empowered by it. He surfs forums looking for anything he can challenge me on, no matter how stupid he looks, because he ended up being such a fool on his cowardly escaping being here to see the Newell prior to it's sale.Quote:
Originally Posted by The BozDigging yourself a hole on this one Rob. CF is a standup guy from Florida on Dan’s other forum and I’m sure he can prove it from a 1099 standpoint for the right amount of money. Maybe we should make a just for fun bet of $5,000 each with the loser also giving CF a dime for his trouble. You interested? Easy money if you are right and you know I’m good for the bet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.SingerThose aren't reflections of other machines in some type of background.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
More to the point: in the state that machine shows, there is no "Jackpot $47,200! Call Attendant!" Further, no one taking a picture for posting purposes would accept or use a shot that just happened to catch the machine in-the nano-seconds between those identifiers. And if it were paid off, there wouldn't be that much money showing in the kitty.
Que up Coach trying to get involved in 3-2-1
I stand by the pic not being in a casino. Tell your friend to prove otherwise.
BTW--its via a W2G, not a 1099.
Stop being butthurt that this guy's pic stands up to scrutiny...RIPQuote:
Originally Posted by Rob.SingerI'm not a forum groupie boz so I couldn't care less about what anonymous who is whom. And there seems to be a reason you and of course max deflect the machine's jackpot procedural appearance in favor of incomprehensible "reflections". I also see no reason to bet because I wouldn't take your money if I won. But I would be concerned about max jumping in like a puppet and feeling empowered by it. He surfs forums looking for anything he can challenge me on, no matter how stupid he looks, because he ended up being such a fool on his cowardly escaping being here to see the Newell prior to it's sale.Quote:
Originally Posted by The BozDigging yourself a hole on this one Rob. CF is a standup guy from Florida on Dan’s other forum and I’m sure he can prove it from a 1099 standpoint for the right amount of money. Maybe we should make a just for fun bet of $5,000 each with the loser also giving CF a dime for his trouble. You interested? Easy money if you are right and you know I’m good for the bet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
Que up Coach trying to get involved in 3-2-1
I stand by the pic not being in a casino. Tell your friend to prove otherwise.
BTW--its via a W2G, not a 1099.
Wise Up
In case you're too intoxicated, it really doesn't mean that much. While a few of you believe a couple reflections--if that's what they really are--hold more weight than how all IGT machines always work upon hitting jackpots, I go by what the visual and operational reality is first. I understand about those images being thought of as reflections from somewhere, but I've also seen ghost images in many pictures of screens over the years. Still, while I'll give that 35% weight, I give what I'm seeing 65%. And if this player somehow proves it's from a casino, I'd also like an explanation of how that complete picture exists at that point in the process.
KJ, you need to rush over to Gambling Forums. Spike is telling everyone he beats roulette everyday. And he claims to have seen red hit 29 times in a row. That's in the billions to one. You know you can't tolerate lying conmen in the gambling forums. So get right on it.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Mickey, I have no desire to post at gambling forums. If Spike is bothering you.....go to it.
All that hobo has left is his mickey0.10x..... he is not capable....RIPQuote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
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Originally Posted by Rob.SingerI'm not a forum groupie boz so I couldn't care less about what anonymous who is whom. And there seems to be a reason you and of course max deflect the machine's jackpot procedural appearance in favor of incomprehensible "reflections". I also see no reason to bet because I wouldn't take your money if I won. But I would be concerned about max jumping in like a puppet and feeling empowered by it. He surfs forums looking for anything he can challenge me on, no matter how stupid he looks, because he ended up being such a fool on his cowardly escaping being here to see the Newell prior to it's sale.Quote:
Originally Posted by The BozDigging yourself a hole on this one Rob. CF is a standup guy from Florida on Dan’s other forum and I’m sure he can prove it from a 1099 standpoint for the right amount of money. Maybe we should make a just for fun bet of $5,000 each with the loser also giving CF a dime for his trouble. You interested? Easy money if you are right and you know I’m good for the bet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
Que up Coach trying to get involved in 3-2-1
I stand by the pic not being in a casino. Tell your friend to prove otherwise.
BTW--its via a W2G, not a 1099.
So, we've now established that you're a spineless coward. You make an accusation doubting my post and then wimpier away.
Here's a link to a post on the poker fraud alert forum, wherein I posted both pics -with and without the Jackpot Notice. I posted this the day I won the jackpot.
https://pokerfraudalert.com/forum/sh...d-this-morning
Also, in that thread, you can find the pre-draw pic as well further down. Get your fork ready to eat your humble pie. If you had actually bet, i would have produced a picture of the check for that exact amount from the Seminole Hard Rock Casino.
Since you're too much of a pussy to put your money where your mouth is, at least admit you were wrong and apologize.
Boz, you make a capable stage manager...feel free to use me as a referenceQuote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
should you decide to join your local Golden Age Circle musical theater group.
And since you brought it up....
I've seen players hit handpays, and pull their own card before the attendant arrives.
I assumed that's because they were playing on someone else's card.
I've seen attendants ask for the player's DL to confirm identity.
They'll also write down SS# and other required info for the W2G,
if the casino doesn't already have the info on file from previous jackpots.
I've never seen a slot attendant record a player number from a player card
that they removed from the machine.
Why would they need to do that?
Awesome hit, congrats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
Here's one I hit back in November. Drew a kicker on 34 out of the 100 hands.
I can teach you how to win Yuuge jackpots like this, if you buy my very own unique system called "How to get incredibly lucky playing video poker!" All you have to do is send me 3 easy payments of $1995, and then start playing and hope you get lucky.
I doubt Rob would whimper anywhere, much less away.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
Ignore and deflect, of course, but nary a whimper.
Could be his CIA / NSA training.
Welcome to this board: we need some new blood, guys who can give it as well as they can take it.
WTF? You've said over and over again it's your stated mission to run all of these frauds out of the gambling forums. You're still going after MDawg and Singer. Now you're going to chickenshit out when it comes to Evenbob/Spike? You must be his bitch. KJ is evenbob's bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
But just so you know I've already ran roughshod over those roulette idiots and put them to a challenge they will never accept because it will expose them for the frauds they are.
But you? You've said over and over again that you detest those phony system players fooling the gullible and won't stand for it. But now, for some reason, you're gonna pussy foot out? You chickenshit MF'er..
No I don't know you and at the same time I can see how touchy you are when someone points out something you don't like. You ought to learn to calm down before you end up like kew. Big deal if you disagree--Im not changing my opinion because you're not proving anything. And THAT ain't the end of the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
From your description of your machine experience it appears you're unaware that's there's several different methods IGT machines lock-up with jackpot displays. I won't go over them because you'll just feel more slighted. But wise up with this: If people get so nervous and anxious over internet forum opinions, insults or comments, then they would be better spending their spare time in cake-baking class. This place is a bastion for hate and lies and antagonistic behavior. If you don't like it lump it; take it down the road and dump it.
Either way and wherever it was that this hand appeared---its a great-looking win.
It's called having a lot more to get done in life than sitting around waiting to help a new poster cope and feel better about himself.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
V you seem constantly infatuated with something that was just a job to me, 40 or so years ago. It's not even a respected employ any more these days. It's like being Mayor of Portland. Back then, that position was somewhat admired and looked up to. Today--its looked at as a joke.
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Originally Posted by Rob.SingerNo I don't know you and at the same time I can see how touchy you are when someone points out something you don't like. You ought to learn to calm down before you end up like kew. Big deal if you disagree--Im not changing my opinion because you're not proving anything. And THAT ain't the end of the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
From your description of your machine experience it appears you're unaware that's there's several different methods IGT machines lock-up with jackpot displays. I won't go over them because you'll just feel more slighted. But wise up with this: If people get so nervous and anxious over internet forum opinions, insults or comments, then they would be better spending their spare time in cake-baking class. This place is a bastion for hate and lies and antagonistic behavior. If you don't like it lump it; take it down the road and dump it.
Either way and wherever it was that this hand appeared---its a great-looking win.
So, rather than admit you're wrong, you just ignore the proof posted in the link in post #3696 on the previous page. There a link showing the picture with the Jackpot Handpay which I posted on Poker Fraud Alert back in November.
You didn't bet, because you're a coward and a fake self-appointed guru.
I just watched some of your videos. ROTFL. Your take on "hot" and "cold" machines was hilarious. Are you seriously suggesting using a Martingale stragegy for video poker? The Wizard was right about you.
You're no better than Christopher Mitchell. LOL.
You don't get it amigo....other than the name-calling. Getting skewered for no apparent reason is in the DNA here. I already knew boz wouldn't mislead me, but is there a better way to rattle the cage of someone who just had such a unique vp winner than post an opinion of doubt and then stick with it until you're forced to post more? You obviously care a whole lot about what people you don't know and who don't matter one bit think or say about you or what you post. That's a mistake. $47,200 is a good hit. I hope you took cash because you never know these days. I keep a little over double that in my doomsday safe for that very reason. Keep the liberal mob away from it (and don't pour it back into the machines) and you'll be fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza FriaQuote:
Originally Posted by Rob.SingerNo I don't know you and at the same time I can see how touchy you are when someone points out something you don't like. You ought to learn to calm down before you end up like kew. Big deal if you disagree--Im not changing my opinion because you're not proving anything. And THAT ain't the end of the world.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
From your description of your machine experience it appears you're unaware that's there's several different methods IGT machines lock-up with jackpot displays. I won't go over them because you'll just feel more slighted. But wise up with this: If people get so nervous and anxious over internet forum opinions, insults or comments, then they would be better spending their spare time in cake-baking class. This place is a bastion for hate and lies and antagonistic behavior. If you don't like it lump it; take it down the road and dump it.
Either way and wherever it was that this hand appeared---its a great-looking win.
So, rather than admit you're wrong, you just ignore the proof posted in the link in post #3696 on the previous page. There a link showing the picture with the Jackpot Handpay which I posted on Poker Fraud Alert back in November. You didn't bet, because you're a coward and a fake self-appointed guru.
You're no better than Christopher Mitchell. LOL.
Why didn't you post both pictures here like you did over there--it would have shut me up from everything but saying how great a hit it was.
It took a new member about half a day to figure out exactly what Rob Singer is all about and has been for 2 decades.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
Rob says "This place is a bastion for hate and lies and antagonistic behavior. If you don't like it lump it; take it down the road and dump it."
This forum IS a bastion for hate, lies and antagonistic behavior because Rob made it that way. He lies and attacks with lies anyone who dare challenge his claims that defy math and reality. There is no need for that. He can't answer legitimately so he attacks with lies things that have nothing to do with gambling or what is being discussed. And there are a handful of members here that find that amusing, encourage and sit around jerking off to that kind 3rd grade bullying.
But at the end of the day, Rob is a failed gambler and AP that he tried to be, a losing gambler, who lost most of his money and now in his 70 lives with and off of his kids. And those that he still attacks are almost all successful players and AP's at least to some degree.
Rob's hate and bitterness can't change either of those two facts. All he does is discourage new members and slowly drive away long-term members, completely eliminating any possibility of forum growth.
More "intrigued" than "infatuated."Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
As a youth a I watched "Man From UNCLE" and "I Spy" and of course "Mission Impossible."
You're almost American royalty (sort of like Alan, due to him once being a prominent TV journalist).
This board has been twice blessed, I suppose: lucky us.
MrV, I can't tell if you are being serious or sarcastic and I am missing it. If you are being sarcastic, forgive me for not recognizing it. Otherwise, I have to ask why would you believe this CIA / James Bond crap from Rob. What has he shown that would lead you to believe any of that? Everything this guy has ever claims is bullshit.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
Again, I don't really care about that stuff, but because Rob's real identity is known, people including myself have looked into him. So this high paid James Bondish, CIA agent that traveled the world, never owned any real estate. Does that jive? What you will find in his public record is bankruptcies and judgements against him for not paying rent. Does that Jive?
Rob has also publicly stated two places he went to college. One has no record of anyone ever attending with his name. Perhaps he was undercover. :rolleyes: The second college does not release that information.
Was Rob on some top secret mission when he pulled this scam on the gambling community for 20 years? What about that phony bill of sale Rob produced for the "never was Newell". Plain white piece of paper. No company logo. All signatures in same handwriting. Was that 2nd grade effort to deceive the work of a top CIA agent?
Finally, I am not going to look for it because I really don't care, but didn't Rob once say both he and his wife worked in the aerospace industry? While these companies work with the U.S. Government, sometimes on top secret clearance type projects, this is not the U.S. Government.
So I am just confused as to why you believe this CIA / James Bond crap when absolutely nothing this guy has ever said turned out to be true?
KJ, I'll let Rob answer that one:
I don't read kew's continuous small world stuffQuote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
It isn't really like that. Those who seem to believe there's royalty in working a govt job such as that don't usually understand that it's more perception than the James Bond stuff.
But I did kill two deserving bastardos.
Cerveza fria--are you certain you want a self-proclaimed fairy and proven serial liar explaining things to you?
This forum recognizes queers as people who just don't know how to make the right choices. It rightfully protects the great Jewish and Israeli race, while understanding that most other foreigners and minorities simply belong in prisons where so many of them reside.
Can I get a hip-hip-HOORAY!?
Jews and Israelis are NOT a race. No way in hell Sammy Davis Jr. and Benjamin Netanyahu are the same race.
Hey Gringo, I can handle the incoming fire. I've been dealing with the misfits @ poker fraud alert for several years now. As for the pics, the one with the Jackpot Handpay blocks the view of the hands. And, unlike you, I only post pics of real video plays.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.SingerYou don't get it amigo....other than the name-calling. Getting skewered for no apparent reason is in the DNA here. I already knew boz wouldn't mislead me, but is there a better way to rattle the cage of someone who just had such a unique vp winner than post an opinion of doubt and then stick with it until you're forced to post more? You obviously care a whole lot about what people you don't know and who don't matter one bit think or say about you or what you post. That's a mistake. $47,200 is a good hit. I hope you took cash because you never know these days. I keep a little over double that in my doomsday safe for that very reason. Keep the liberal mob away from it (and don't pour it back into the machines) and you'll be fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza FriaQuote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
So, rather than admit you're wrong, you just ignore the proof posted in the link in post #3696 on the previous page. There a link showing the picture with the Jackpot Handpay which I posted on Poker Fraud Alert back in November. You didn't bet, because you're a coward and a fake self-appointed guru.
You're no better than Christopher Mitchell. LOL.
Why didn't you post both pictures here like you did over there--it would have shut me up from everything but saying how great a hit it was.
And, while I've played more video poker than the average person, I'm not trying to convince anyone that I'm a video poker Guru with a magic system. Anyone who does is full of shit. And I enjoy mocking the charlatans who do. It's nothing more than a simple game based on math. I'm just a degenerate gambler, who plays a lot of video poker, and occasionally gets really lucky.
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Originally Posted by jbjb
This is correct. Judiausm is a religion. Israelis are a Nationality. And Sammy Davis Jr. was not born a Jew, he converted.
Wonder why this place is mainly just a forum for hate and trolls?
As opposed to just having normal discussions about gambling & Vegas?
On The View Whoopi Goldberg said the holocaust was not about racism, but about man's inhumanity to man. ABC suspended her for it saying it was about racism.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza FriaQuote:
Originally Posted by jbjb
This is correct. Judiausm is a religion. Israelis are a Nationality. And Sammy Davis Jr. was not born a Jew, he converted.
Assuming your question isn't simply rhetorical ...Quote:
Originally Posted by DGenBen
There are other boards that deal with that sort of thing.
We pretty much figured out "the gambling thing" some time ago, and come here to amuse ourselves and possibly learn something new, which does happen occasionally.
It also might help to think of this board as sort of a Three Stooges film, with us all taking turns playing the Stooges.
N'yuk n'yuk n'yuk.
Thank you,Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterVAssuming your question isn't simply rhetorical ...Quote:
Originally Posted by DGenBen
There are other boards that deal with that sort of thing.
We pretty much figured out "the gambling thing" some time ago, and come here to amuse ourselves and possibly learn something new, which does happen occasionally.
It also might help to think of this board as sort of a Three Stooges film, with us all taking turns playing the Stooges.
N'yuk n'yuk n'yuk.
That actually makes perfect sense 👍
When you're in Israel talking to Israelis, and even though about 20% of their population is Arab, they refer to themselves all as a race. It's not technically correct, but I don't have any problem with Whoopie getting taken down a notch.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimmOn The View Whoopi Goldberg said the holocaust was not about racism, but about man's inhumanity to man. ABC suspended her for it saying it was about racism.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza FriaQuote:
Originally Posted by jbjb
This is correct. Judiausm is a religion. Israelis are a Nationality. And Sammy Davis Jr. was not born a Jew, he converted.
I Resemble That Remark. whoop whoop whoop!Quote:
Originally Posted by DGenBenThank you,Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterVAssuming your question isn't simply rhetorical ...Quote:
Originally Posted by DGenBen
There are other boards that deal with that sort of thing.
We pretty much figured out "the gambling thing" some time ago, and come here to amuse ourselves and possibly learn something new, which does happen occasionally.
It also might help to think of this board as sort of a Three Stooges film, with us all taking turns playing the Stooges.
N'yuk n'yuk n'yuk.
That actually makes perfect sense ��
Soitnely!!!! Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.SingerI Resemble That Remark. whoop whoop whoop!Quote:
Originally Posted by DGenBenThank you,Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
Assuming your question isn't simply rhetorical ...
There are other boards that deal with that sort of thing.
We pretty much figured out "the gambling thing" some time ago, and come here to amuse ourselves and possibly learn something new, which does happen occasionally.
It also might help to think of this board as sort of a Three Stooges film, with us all taking turns playing the Stooges.
N'yuk n'yuk n'yuk.
That actually makes perfect sense ��
When i was a kid my parents took me over to a neighbors house and they had just bought a color TV back when having a color TV was a big deal.
The Three Stooges was on but because they wanted to show off the color TV they wouldn’t let me watch it and made we watch car racing instead since it was in color.
I still hate car racing to this day.
And so you feel you're impressing others by posting a pic like that while admitting to being a degenerate gambler who can "handle the heat"? Well you didn't handle it so well here now did you. The heat didn't just turn into cool as it rolled off all that grease.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza FriaHey Gringo, I can handle the incoming fire. I've been dealing with the misfits @ poker fraud alert for several years now. As for the pics, the one with the Jackpot Handpay blocks the view of the hands. And, unlike you, I only post pics of real video plays.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.SingerYou don't get it amigo....other than the name-calling. Getting skewered for no apparent reason is in the DNA here. I already knew boz wouldn't mislead me, but is there a better way to rattle the cage of someone who just had such a unique vp winner than post an opinion of doubt and then stick with it until you're forced to post more? You obviously care a whole lot about what people you don't know and who don't matter one bit think or say about you or what you post. That's a mistake. $47,200 is a good hit. I hope you took cash because you never know these days. I keep a little over double that in my doomsday safe for that very reason. Keep the liberal mob away from it (and don't pour it back into the machines) and you'll be fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
Why didn't you post both pictures here like you did over there--it would have shut me up from everything but saying how great a hit it was.
And, while I've played more video poker than the average person, I'm not trying to convince anyone that I'm a video poker Guru with a magic system. Anyone who does is full of shit. And I enjoy mocking the charlatans who do. It's nothing more than a simple game based on math. I'm just a degenerate gambler, who plays a lot of video poker, and occasionally gets really lucky.
As for the Jackpot Call Attendant photo you dodged the question. You posted both at that poker addict site. Why not here. You still giddy over the win and think no one's gonna grill you like carnitas?
Take it as a teachable moment. Even you can learn something from the non-gurus.
In addition to being a fraud, you can't read either. I didn't dodge the question. And grill all you want, it only makes you look more foolish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.SingerAnd so you feel you're impressing others by posting a pic like that while admitting to being a degenerate gambler who can "handle the heat"? Well you didn't handle it so well here now did you. The heat didn't just turn into cool as it rolled off all that grease.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza FriaHey Gringo, I can handle the incoming fire. I've been dealing with the misfits @ poker fraud alert for several years now. As for the pics, the one with the Jackpot Handpay blocks the view of the hands. And, unlike you, I only post pics of real video plays.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
And, while I've played more video poker than the average person, I'm not trying to convince anyone that I'm a video poker Guru with a magic system. Anyone who does is full of shit. And I enjoy mocking the charlatans who do. It's nothing more than a simple game based on math. I'm just a degenerate gambler, who plays a lot of video poker, and occasionally gets really lucky.
As for the Jackpot Call Attendant photo you dodged the question. You posted both at that poker addict site. Why not here. You still giddy over the win and think no one's gonna grill you like carnitas?
Take it as a teachable moment. Even you can learn something from the non-gurus.
Speaking of getting grilled, you have never provide any proof whatsoever that the machines in Vegas are not random. All you did was dodge the question.
Hey Gringo Rob,
So, I'll be in Vegas the end of this coming week for the Rock N Roll Half Marathon. Which machines on the strip are the ones that aren't random? Please indicate which casino and where on the floor they can be located. Thanks in advance. LOL.
Display of skill last week. Finished second in the Xpressbet Beat the Host Contest.
I googled this, looking for a list of winners or something. Couldn't find it. Looks like horseracing? :confused: Didn't know you were into that. Congrats on second place.... assuming that returns some money.Quote:
Originally Posted by redietz
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Originally Posted by kewlJI googled this, looking for a list of winners or something. Couldn't find it. Looks like horseracing? :confused: Didn't know you were into that. Congrats on second place.... assuming that returns some money.Quote:
Originally Posted by redietz
The site is copyrighted, so you can't post links or even print it. If you have an Xpressbet account, you can look it up. There were 500 entrants or thereabouts.
Beat That Cockroaches!
So close but yet so far. Kind of like trying to find a new car in modern day USA. Better luck next time comrade.
Now THAT is the "nut flush".Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
Wow, you won $35.00 on a $2.00 bet and feel it is important enough to post about?
How empty your life must be.
That would be $70 on a $2 bet, MisterV. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
I am just confused as to why he didn't try to get a 10 of clubs instead of a 9 of clubs. :confused: You have to "telepath" these things to the machines. That communication works both ways. :D
It's not my fault you and queerJ don't understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
This would cause me to tilt.Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
I don't play VP but even I could see you are whining about drawing the nine of clubs instead of the ten of clubs.Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
The significance eludes me, unless as posted it was a "So close yet so far" sort of thing, which is hardly remarkable.
I didn't interpret Porkchop's post as whining. And while not remarkable, I appreciate the honesty of sharing not JUST the winning hands (or baccarat session). Gambling is winning AND losing and in this time of so much claiming only winning, I applaud someone showing an "almost, but not quite" play.
So then, we should all post screen shots of our losing plays?
Actually his post doesn't irk me too badly, I just like to give Monet some shit now and then: he revels in it.
Mendelson is such a fucking retard. Saw his post on WOV https://wizardofvegas.com/forum/gamb...ll/#post841978 and I called they suicide hotline. Unfortunately, they would not agree to talk him into it and seal the deal. What kind of idiot is saying shit like this after years of hanging with APs? Maybe only the fuck boy with the Newell would speak to him, IDK.
There's another aspect that is being overlooked which is significant. But whatever, that's why posting shit online is a waste of time.
I stayed last night at Motel 6 in Lincoln City, Oregon; good rate and clean, but that's the only good thing I can say about it.
Very noisy heater, refrigerator, and elevator: oh, did I say they put my bed against a wall shared with the elevator shaft?
But that's fine; I went to be last night up eighty bucks, which is sort of novel: usually I'm in a hole by then, but I was blessed by good fortune yesterday and today.
It gets better.
I got a two thousand dollar hand pay at Chinook Winds on my favorite game this morning: I had a ten dollar bet, it came up: 2X pay, = (that's a double bar), 5X pay, a multiplier of 200X.
Ka-ching.
Ate at the near-legendary Otis Cafe his AM: German potatoes, yum...with bacon: having left overs with wifey tonight (German potatoes, eggs, molasses bread); they screwed up and added bacon to my order: I didn't have to pay extra for the bacon: tastes great.
Won a bit on the way home from Spirit Mountain.
Total profit for the trip: $1909.00 plus an additional $500.00 estimated tax payment withheld for Uncle Sam.
Luck happens.
Dude, you worked all your life as a lawyer to end up at 70 staying in a Motel 6?
Surely the Best Western Plus or the Holiday Inn Express were better. And it appears there are so many higher rated independent places in LC available.
But hey, if you are looking for a $68 a night hotel, it appears you found the right place. Hopefully you had Motel 6 points to use.
To each his own I guess, congratulations on the win.
I myself care little for or about luxury; normally I stay comped at the casino but they're all booked up til the end of this month.
I chose to stay at Motel 6 primarily because it is close to the casino and I can get to the casino from there by taking back roads (important for a cannabis user such as myself), thus avoiding a possible DWI.
I was by myself (wife not a gambler), but in the past when my wife accompanied me we'd stay at more upscale places, for her sake: Salishan and Shearwater, e.g.
Oh, I'm not 70 ... I'm younger than that.
While Not a Huge jackpot, I hit this last night. It is much better than the 2 jackpots that I did hit. It's under the hand pay limit, so no W2-G!
Here's another one, also from last night, also just under Hand pay limit. This one was about 15 minutes before the one above. Since I was up ($200 buy in) I upped it to 100 hands just before I hit the Royal.
GTFO 9 and 20x is hot air.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
While Not a Huge jackpot, I hit this last night. It is much better than the 2 jackpots that I did hit. It's under the hand pay limit, so no W2-G!
Here's another one, also from last night, also just under Hand pay limit. This one was about 15 minutes before the one above. Since I was up ($200 buy in) I upped it to 100 hands just before I hit the Royal.
They got'em for life by one simple slogan, "I'm Tom Bodett for Motel 6, and we'll leave the light on for you."Quote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
You missed the point...They were both just under the W2-G limit.. You want to see a higher multiple? Here's another from last night..but it came with a W2-G....Quote:
Originally Posted by OzzyGTFO 9 and 20x is hot air.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
While Not a Huge jackpot, I hit this last night. It is much better than the 2 jackpots that I did hit. It's under the hand pay limit, so no W2-G!
Here's another one, also from last night, also just under Hand pay limit. This one was about 15 minutes before the one above. Since I was up ($200 buy in) I upped it to 100 hands just before I hit the Royal.
Still very mundane at 46.5XQuote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza FriaYou missed the point...They were both just under the W2-G limit.. You want to see a higher multiple? Here's another from last night..but it came with a W2-G....Quote:
Originally Posted by OzzyGTFO 9 and 20x is hot air.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
While Not a Huge jackpot, I hit this last night. It is much better than the 2 jackpots that I did hit. It's under the hand pay limit, so no W2-G!
Here's another one, also from last night, also just under Hand pay limit. This one was about 15 minutes before the one above. Since I was up ($200 buy in) I upped it to 100 hands just before I hit the Royal.
Nice hits, congrats Cerveza Fria.
Also, NO VIG!Quote:
Originally Posted by OzzyStill very mundane at 46.5XQuote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza FriaYou missed the point...They were both just under the W2-G limit.. You want to see a higher multiple? Here's another from last night..but it came with a W2-G....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozzy
Amazing that a self-professed degenerate gambler would care in the least about whether a jackpot is taxable or not.
Not as amazing as a self-professed Video Poker Guru Gringo claiming that machines in licensed Nevada casinos are not random.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
It's not that they're not random. It's that they're vulnerable to Rob's telepathy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza FriaNot as amazing as a self-professed Video Poker Guru Gringo claiming that machines in licensed Nevada casinos are not random.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
That's right. The cunt unironically cited telepathy as a winning VP strategy.
Well of course he does. How else could he explain dumping QQQ vs 3 to a royal in TDB ONLY ONE TIME EVER and hitting a royal flush???? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by jdaewooIt's not that they're not random. It's that they're vulnerable to Rob's telepathy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza FriaNot as amazing as a self-professed Video Poker Guru Gringo claiming that machines in licensed Nevada casinos are not random.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
That's right. The cunt unironically cited telepathy as a winning VP strategy.
Not really a "big win" but worth pointing out.
I play a mix of craps and slots, mostly Double Diamond and Double 3x4x5x pay, and I've kept records of my wins / losses for a couple decades.
For many years the results were typical: I lost; not enough to really hurt, but a loss is never welcomed, albeit expected.
Anyway, for the past two years something odd has been happening; going over my records I saw a couple abberations.
Until 2021 hand pays were pretty rare, some years I had none, but last year I had seven of them.
Over the past two years I've held my own, money-wise: of course there were swings up and down but I am back now at the overall loss level I was at two years ago.
Ah, variance...
Sounds like all those jumping beans just aren't going into the right spots during tax filing season :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza FriaNot as amazing as a self-professed Video Poker Guru Gringo claiming that machines in licensed Nevada casinos are not random.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
I'm mildly surprised how you remembered that. The correct facts are it was on a $25 machine at Bellagio on BP (I'd have held the 3 Q's if it were TDB) and a picture was posted in Gaming Today. But I absolutely know how much more credible it would have been to post it on here instead. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by jbjbWell of course he does. How else could he explain dumping QQQ vs 3 to a royal in TDB ONLY ONE TIME EVER and hitting a royal flush???? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by jdaewooIt's not that they're not random. It's that they're vulnerable to Rob's telepathy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cerveza Fria
That's right. The cunt unironically cited telepathy as a winning VP strategy.
Yes, I've only seen that hand once.
Flopped the ten of spades but at least I made every flush...
Super Nice!Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
Congrats Monet, awesome stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
Not a lot of money, but nice finish. So I played a $5 FanDuel late baseball contest last night. Dave Peralta hits a home run for Arizona late to beat the Dodgers. I go from 5th place, worth $40, to 1st out of 850, worth 1K. I hang on to win.
The way these prizes are scaled is stupid. Worse than poker tournaments. I won by nine full points, which almost never happens. And I won with one of my players, Cody Bellinger, scoring zero. That also never happens, winning with a guy zeroing. But I'll take it. By the way, I know nada about baseball.
As a reward, I'll step out and play a $9 golf tournament tomorrow. LOL. I know less about golf.