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Line moving against.Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
Thanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by unJon
Just seen this post.
Fight doesn't come off till July 10th.
Both sides seem to still be at -110.
Feels like a coin flip which isn't so bad.
I'm undecided.
I'll keep my eye on the line though.
Winner winner chicken dinner.Quote:
Originally Posted by unJonLine moving against.Quote:
Originally Posted by monetThanks.Quote:
Originally Posted by unJon
Just seen this post.
Fight doesn't come off till July 10th.
Both sides seem to still be at -110.
Feels like a coin flip which isn't so bad.
I'm undecided.
I'll keep my eye on the line though.
lol... NOT Smart Money... Easy Money.Quote:
Originally Posted by unJon
Guy couldn't even walk without breaking his leg lol.
Good Nostradamus Pick UnJon!
Kansas City Faggots over the Browns
-6
$770 to win $700
"One of the Fag Capitals of the World."
lol lol lol
He says it so fast, I swear he is saying What a Fag Capitals of the World.
He really emphasis the word: Fag lol lol lol.
It is so funny when he says... I want to apologize to the people who sign my paycheck lol lol lol.
What a Fucking Pussy... he should of just owned it.
(Yeah, I said it... So What? I knew it was wrong. I did it anyway.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DD8zpGRqlI
Underdog Day eh... RIP!
NFL Bad Beat: Did you have the 49ers -9.5? Well, there's some bad news for you
I like Glover Teixeira tomorrow in UFC at +230. Not as much as I loved Poirier to crush McGregor, but think there’s value in the +230 line.
Winner winner chicken dinner!Quote:
Originally Posted by unJon
Francis Ngannou should not be an underdog to Gane this weekend. Though I do have a concern that there’s a fix in, and he wants to lose this fight to get out of his UFC contract. (There’s an extension clause in his contract for another fight if he is the champ after fighting his last contract fight.)
I would have set the line at Ngannou -170. He’s +125 that I see now and the money keeps coming in on Gane. I’ll be on the underdog champ. Good luck if you jump on.
Winner winner chicken dinner!Quote:
Originally Posted by unJon
Nice call!Quote:
Originally Posted by unJon
Unfortunately for me I stayed away and didn’t bet. Was too conflicted.
Again, well done.
Been a long time since I stepped into the book.
I got the itch today.
3 Teamer All Puck Line
Blues
Avalanche
Golden Knights
Betting 4 Hunge.
Should pay around 5.5 to 1
Get Greedy with Carolina Puck Line and make it a 4 Teamer.
I was worried about Carolina.
Turns out Vegas was the weak link.
3 out of 4 winners is bad when you parlay.
You can't beat the Coyotes??
I hope Russia invades Phoenix.
I lost 400 but don't feel like posting the ticket right now.
Lazy.
Get your tickets in... Last Call.
I DEMAND A REFUND!!!
Down 1100 on my last two Sports Bets.
Time to really Degenerate!
3 Teamer
Should Payout 6.5 to 1
Penguins Puck Line
Toronto Puck Line
Colorado Puck Line
Just to show you my fear.
Penguins are on a back to back after winning 5-1 and Buffalo has been winning of late and are on Home Ice where they play tough.
Toronto always Fucks me... always.
The few times that I have bet on Vancouver, in my life, they never show up so expect them to cause an Avalanche in Denver.
Not sure how much I am betting.
Somewhere in the 500 to 2900 dollar range.
Fingers Crossed!
Hedge it Bro:Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
Parlay 1:
3 Teamer
Should Payout 6.5 to 1
Penguins Puck Line
Toronto Puck Line
Colorado Puck Line
Parlay 2:
3 Teamer
Should Payout ? to 1
Penguins Puck Line
New Jersey Puck Line
Colorado Puck Line
Just Kidding.
It most likely will come in like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
I feel like your hedging comment was a subtle dig at the Ditz.
Hedging is his and his slope's department.
Me... I stick it in and break it off.
Been Broken for about 2 months now... ouch!
NO FEAR, but I did show restrain only betting 530 dollars.
It's early though.
I might go back.
They love me at the book.
As a mental bet only to take your 280k to a million, I was going to recommend tailing me yesterday on the Pens PL with the Preds ML.
Lost it on the back half. Damn backup goalie.
I’m on the leafs PL today with some trepidation due to Mrazek, who they just waived, being in net.
Good luck with your parlay.
Good Looking Out dannyj!Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyj
I didn't even think about the Penguins yesterday.
I loved the LA Kings because they have been hot as of late and Nashville is on a road trip who had just played the night before.
I figured LA would smash them but I thought Boston would smash Montreal the day before and I figured the Rangers would smash the Devils yesterday.
Obviously you know that neither Boston nor the Rangers covered the Puck Line so I didn't bother.
Today is my favorite... 3 Monster Favorites on the Money Line who I put on the Puck or Run Line and pray.
I can't lose forever, even if I lose again today it is only a matter of time before Pow Right in the Kisser!
I profited exactly 530 dollars from a Free Play pick up so that is why the odd bet but it did come to an even 4k payout.
I like round numbers.
I think I dropped a hundred on the floor or parking lot so I'm already down but hopefully whoever picked it up ran that hundo up to a grand.
I won't be getting the 300k for another month so I got time to contemplate of what to do with it.
I'm pretty sure that the Kings are a good bet down the home stretch and the Golden Knights are a sure thing to bet against.
It looks almost certain that the Knights will miss the playoffs for the first time in their history.
They really Fucked up going with that Drug Addict and Mentally Ill Goalie Robin Lehner.
I've been rooting for the Rangers all season because of Gerard Gallant.
Good luck Monet, I hope you win your Parlay.
WinQuote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
Lose
Draw
No Difference.
I'll just end up firing it all into something else.
Thanks for the Good Luck Needle though... I hate all Ticket Writers, Cashiers and Slot Attendants who put that Kibosh on me.
In that case, Good Skill Monet.Quote:
Originally Posted by monetWinQuote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
Lose
Draw
No Difference.
I'll just end up firing it all into something else.
Thanks for the Good Luck Needle though... I hate all Ticket Writers, Cashiers and Slot Attendants who put that Kibosh on me.
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
No Skill.
I'm just firing darts.
I'm not Integrity Sports!
Mental Bets never pay.
The true odds of me actually winning this are probably 13 to 1.
Not exactly what you would call "Smart Money".
Uh, the Rangers. They let me down last night big time! Up 2-0, then got smoked in 2nd period, with Shesterkin in net!Quote:
Originally Posted by monetGood Looking Out dannyj!Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyj
I didn't even think about the Penguins yesterday.
I loved the LA Kings because they have been hot as of late and Nashville is on a road trip who had just played the night before.
I figured LA would smash them but I thought Boston would smash Montreal the day before and I figured the Rangers would smash the Devils yesterday.
Obviously you know that neither Boston nor the Rangers covered the Puck Line so I didn't bother.
Today is my favorite... 3 Monster Favorites on the Money Line who I put on the Puck or Run Line and pray.
I can't lose forever, even if I lose again today it is only a matter of time before Pow Right in the Kisser!
I profited exactly 530 dollars from a Free Play pick up so that is why the odd bet but it did come to an even 4k payout.
I like round numbers.
I think I dropped a hundred on the floor or parking lot so I'm already down but hopefully whoever picked it up ran that hundo up to a grand.
I won't be getting the 300k for another month so I got time to contemplate of what to do with it.
I'm pretty sure that the Kings are a good bet down the home stretch and the Golden Knights are a sure thing to bet against.
It looks almost certain that the Knights will miss the playoffs for the first time in their history.
They really Fucked up going with that Drug Addict and Mentally Ill Goalie Robin Lehner.
I've been rooting for the Rangers all season because of Gerard Gallant.
Watch out for those Devils, they know how to ruin a party.
Speaking of which I like the over a lot in today’s game.
I agree.Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyj
You are probably right.
Better to parlay the Over in all 3 games.
Too Late for me now.
Puck is dropping!
I'm really good at picking hockey games.
Stay Tuned In for more winners in the near future!
Can't beat me every time CockSuckers!
Well done Monet, congrats.Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
Boston Puck Line at +185 is just too good not to bet it IMO.
Florida Puck Line to make it a 2 Team Parlay.
Florida minus 2.5 Puck Line if you are feeling adventurous and your book offers that sort of thing.
Does Toronto have to Fuck me every time I bet on or against them... Geez... Is that Goal Regulation Size or What!?
I just lost my shit at William Hill for 45 minutes calling the employees every name in the book because they held me hostage for 700 dollars because their system went down.
They are literally the most Incompetent Mother Fuckers on the Face of the Earth.
I swear I am never betting with them again unless they have the best line.
Fuck!
I'm not sure how the Nevada Gaming Board allows them to operate their shady fucking skeleton crew.
I literally carry more cash on me daily than they have in their drawers.
Rangers Puck Line +170
I'm starting to get tired of this bullshit of my teams winning by one goal every game instead of two... RIP.
I have home teams scoring more than away teams in the 9 combined NHL games. Betting $5200 to win $1000. A bet that on 99 days out of 100 I would not be willing to make at those odds. Today is that 100th day. Lol
Most home teams are huge favorites today. Fun begins momentarily.
I just might be the Best Integrity NHL Parlay Sports Bettor of All Time.
I'm in the positive since the start of this thread and will continue to give you all my services for FREE.
You're Welcome.
This 5 Teamer was posted and predicted at 2:01 PM today giving you all about 2 hours to get your tickets in...
Congrats. Good for you, Monet.
Awesome Monet, and what a payday.
Teams I like today but most likely only betting on Tampa and the Rangers.
Rangers Puck Line
Tampa Bay Puck Line
Ottawa Money Line
God Help Me the Golden Knights Puck Line but I refuse to bet it.
I'm thinking Rangers because they are at home and the Islanders have a tough time winning 3 in a row and they are on a back to back.
And Tampa Bay because its Tampa Bay at Home against Chicago.
Rangers Puck Line
Tampa Bay Puck Line
Should Pay around 3 to 1
If you rather play it straight take the Rangers Puck Line at +145 which is a better value unless you are going to lay -2.5 on Tampa which is always stressful if you watch the games.
I got the Rangers Puck Line at +164 so that's better.
I apologize.
Lose $350
3 out of 4 Winners.Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
Don't ever give your money to the Ditz and NoIntegrity Sports.
You can easily do this shit yourself and get the same or better results.
FUCK HOCKEY...
he he just kidding...
Panthers Puck Line
Bruins Puck Line
Tampa Bay Puck Line
Always Fuck Me Toronto Puck Line
Dallas Stars Puck Line (If You are scared take the Money line at -160, Ouch!)
Tremendous hit Monet, congratulations.Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
I slept all day and was too lazy to make any wagers in the book.
So I don't win or lose.
To be honest, any day not betting in the book is a win.
I think I'm up about 4k in two years with no mailers or points and nothing but aggravation.
Is 50 dollars a week really worth it.
Yes and No.
Bread and Circus is much more fun when you have cash on the line.
Anyways, after seeing the Florida/New Jersey score I felt stupid.
Obvious Over that dannyj should of been in here screaming about!
Stay tuned in for more Free Picks.
I'm getting Itchy.
After seeing how close all these games are so far makes me want to bet Dallas -1.5 Puck Line at +115/+120.
Which means I have to get dressed and drive because Circa's App never works for me... Fucking Cockroaches!
Wait a second.
Dallas -1.5 Puck Line is currently at +170?
Ok... they got me sucked in now.
Got it at +170 at Stations so it must be like +200 at Circa lol.
400 to win 680 for some Fun.
2 and 2 on the mental bets today.
This is the only live action wager that I made.
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
No Hockey Bets Today.
Fuck Hockey.
Made over 50k last night on machines and up 94k for the week.
I had a few months long losing streak.
It's over for now.
Thank God.
Too tired to post pictures right now.
Was playing quarter and dime VP all night.
Made 1 set of deuces on quarters, 2 sets on dimes and one set on Double Bonus.
Also flopped Aces on dime Double Bonus.
Had the 4 to the Royal on quarters twice for 100k but got air.
One of these days... POW Right in the Kisser.
Beautiful hits on VP Monet. And the 5 teamer from a few days ago, which I didn't tail (Damn!), better to bet and lose than to win and watch.
This one is dicey. Two teamer. Almost added NYR PL but passed.
Panthers on back to back with backup goalie.
Sabres PL & Ov 6.5 +190
Vegas ML -105
+466
I'm still jealous of the fact that you can parlay over/unders with Run and Puck Lines.Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyj
I was way too tired to and way too pissed off after watching the Stars/Sharks game last night.
Ugliest Bullshit way to lose a bet that is going to come in 98% of the time.
And since they had a double minor it might even push it over 99% of the time.
Whatever.
That's why it's best not to watch the games.
I didn't mention it before but just keep betting against Detroit.
They're Fucked.
Too tired the last two days to bet hockey but would of won a few mental bets.
Of course that is easier said after the scores are posted.
Won 53k last night so now up 147k in the last 8 days.
Running Good.
Here are a couple pics from the other night playing dimes and quarters.
Fading the Redwings. Even though B's are on back to back, they should have their number 1 between the pipes today and enough to pound Detroit.
Almost took Oilers on PL but their goalies scare me a bit. Settled on EDM ML & Ov 6.5
+125
+150
+462
Yeah... Boston Puck Line with something like +125 to +130 seems too good to pass up.Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyj
I'm betting it straight... not sure how much.
Kind of tired and don't want to run to downtown to get the best price as I have a few other errands before nap time.
Other games I like but just too tired to parlay.
Hurricanes Puck Line
Hurricanes/Buffalo OVER 6
Toronto/Florida OVER 6
Senators/Canadians OVER 6
Pittsburgh Puck Line getting 2 to 1 on your dough is pretty darn good.
Minnesota Money Line... They are hot!
Dallas Puck Line because Fuck the Islanders!
I have a thing for the Preds especially with Saros in net, but no way can I go against the Wild.Quote:
Originally Posted by monetYeah... Boston Puck Line with something like +125 to +130 seems too good to pass up.Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyj
I'm betting it straight... not sure how much.
Kind of tired and don't want to run to downtown to get the best price as I have a few other errands before nap time.
Other games I like but just too tired to parlay.
Hurricanes Puck Line
Hurricanes/Buffalo OVER 6
Toronto/Florida OVER 6
Senators/Canadians OVER 6
Pittsburgh Puck Line getting 2 to 1 on your dough is pretty darn good.
Minnesota Money Line... They are hot!
Dallas Puck Line because Fuck the Islanders!
I love the Over in Panthers game but right now the line is 7 juiced to the over. I may fire if it goes to 6.5. Would break a fingernail getting my wallet out if it went down to 6.
I Parlayed Boston and Pittsburgh Puck Line
400 to win 2360
Nice! Good Luck.Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
Now that's putting your money to work - great stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
I don't know why you held that four - don't you know that Axel Wolf has a $100 bounty for a five-of-a-kind on a non-wild card game ? J/K.
Fucking Rust scored both goals.
Too bad they were one in each net.
Oooops I meant Detroit and Colorado Reverse Puck Line yesterday.
Colorado was skating out of their minds yesterday.
I knew early on that Pittsburgh couldn't hang with that pace.
And The Florida/Toronto game was just as fast and furious.
7 Goals for the OVER... bah!
Florida scored 7 by themselves.
Todays 4 Team Parlay
Tampa Bay Money Line
Jets Puck Line
Blues Puck Line
Flames Puck Line
Should pay about almost 13 to 1
I'm firing 300 which should pay about $3,854
If I did my math correctly, I am down 1150 since the 5 Teamer came in.
And now 1450 in total action.
Fingers Crossed!
Bet More Win More.Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
Scared Money never wins.
AxelWolf can shove his bounty up ZK's Ass!
More like 19-1.Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
I got +1920.
Puck Lines
TBL +170
Jets -115
Blues +105
Flames -105
I liked two of those a lot, so fuck it. Not gonna watch this time.
Just saw that your TBL pick was ML. Oh well, I’m locked.
I wouldn't worry about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyj
The Capitals probably win 6 to 2 anyways.
I got a little over 13 to 1 on my ticket.
Lightning -130
Blues -1.5 +110
Flames -1.5 EV
Jets -1.5 -110
300 to win 3955
Basically all favorites
Two Teamer
Hurricanes Puck Line
Dodgers Run Line
Get Greedy?
3 Teamer...
Hurricanes Puck Line
Dodgers Run Line
Panthers Puck Line
The Dodgers are loaded! Weird and maybe a little disappointing that NL caved to the DH.Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
Right now I'm looking at Dodgers TT Over 6.5 @ -125.
Fired on Avalanche PL @ +135
If I had any balls I would of bet a 2,3 or 4 Team Parlay today.Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyj
Instead I'm just a little girl playing it straight like The Ditz.
I'm pretty sure I got snowballed on the +142 line.
Probably +160 or better downtown.
Anyways... Hurricanes Puck Line Straight Bet 600 to win 852 or some bullshit like that.
Ticket is hiding downstairs and I'm too lazy to go scan it.
I was watching the PBA early this morning and got the bug.
Went out and bowled 4 games.
I haven't bowled for over 3 years now.
Had to dig out my Orbs and Shoes from way back in the closet.
Not too bad at 150, 176, 176 and 196.
My last two games I bowled 4 and 5 strikes in row so sort of 9 strikes in a row but between two games.
Damn good fun though and it was busy in there at 9:30 in the morning.
Half or more of the lanes were being used.
After all that fun, why stop?
Drove over to the Pinball Hall of Fame.
tableplay was with me in spirit.
75 cents for 5 ball pinball games are the better value compared to the dollar for 3 ball games.
Played Punch-Out and got tired after that.
Not much different than what the old place was.
Higher Ceilings.
I took some pictures.
Probably post later.
Glad to hear you stopped by the PHOF Monet and had some fun (Glass Joe probably got his but kicked by you when you played Punch Out).Quote:
Originally Posted by monetIf I had any balls I would of bet a 2,3 or 4 Team Parlay today.Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyj
Instead I'm just a little girl playing it straight like The Ditz.
I'm pretty sure I got snowballed on the +142 line.
Probably +160 or better downtown.
Anyways... Hurricanes Puck Line Straight Bet 600 to win 852 or some bullshit like that.
Ticket is hiding downstairs and I'm too lazy to go scan it.
I was watching the PBA early this morning and got the bug.
Went out and bowled 4 games.
I haven't bowled for over 3 years now.
Had to dig out my Orbs and Shoes from way back in the closet.
Not too bad at 150, 176, 176 and 196.
My last two games I bowled 4 and 5 strikes in row so sort of 9 strikes in a row but between two games.
Damn good fun though and it was busy in there at 9:30 in the morning.
Half or more of the lanes were being used.
After all that fun, why stop?
Drove over to the Pinball Hall of Fame.
tableplay was with me in spirit.
75 cents for 5 ball pinball games are the better value compared to the dollar for 3 ball games.
Played Punch-Out and got tired after that.
Not much different than what the old place was.
Higher Ceilings.
I took some pictures.
Probably post later.
Getting Old.Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
Can't even get past Bald Bull these days.
That was an Evil Day in the NHL.Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyj
Should of just bet the Farm on the Dodgers Run Line.
I saved a bunch of money not going to the book and betting Dan Druff's Angels though so that's just like winning.
I'm down $2050 now since the upswing.
Stuck like Chuck.
BEST VALUE PICK
Blue Jackets Puck Line at -1.5 +200
Even if you lose, getting 2 to 1 on your dough against the Red Wings is too good to pass up.
PUCK LINE
Dallas Puck Line
Penguins Puck Line
Rangers Puck Line
Blues Puck Line
Canucks Puck Line
Knights Puck Line
Flames Puck Line
MONEY LINE
Oilers Money Line
Nashville Money Line
Flyers Money Line
OVER UNDER
Dallas/NJ OVER 6.5
Penguins/Capitals OVER 6
Panthers/Predators OVER 7
Toronto/Montreal OVER 6.5
MLB
Devil Rays Run Line
White Sox Run Line
Cardinals Run Line
Braves Run Line
Dodgers Run Line
Try to figure out all those picks.
You're welcome.
IIRC there was some trick with Bald Bull - he would stutter or wiggle in some way and then at that time the player was supposed to punch him. I didn't play it enough to be more definitive than that.Quote:
Originally Posted by monetGetting Old.Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
Can't even get past Bald Bull these days.
AP moves for the arcade version.
https://strategywiki.org/wiki/Punch-Out!!
https://youtu.be/kC5Jd4ranIMQuote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
Thanks for the tips guys. Jabs to the face with an uppercut mixed in using the same hand for both followed by body blows I guess for most opponents.
9 WINSQuote:
Originally Posted by monet
11 LOSSES
Not so good.
I apologize.
Do I have your attention yet??Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
The only reason I won is because you didn't bet!
You are the unluckiest person in the world!!
You got a brother?
- in Cleveland -
Call him up!
I figure it's in the blood!0
Truth be told... I actually had 9 teams as I had Carolina, Rangers and Buffalo but decided not to add them into the mix for the max 8 teamer allowed.
And now I am up over 100k since starting this thread, usually posting picks before game time.
At least trying to post them beforehand for Free!
Are you following along at home and playing along?
You should be up if you are.
Props to the Book for paying me immediately and not blinking an eye.
Funny Story... They paid me 16 chips and I told them you need to come up with more than that.
Of course I had egg on my face as I mistook the 5000 dollar chips for 500.
We had a good laugh as I realized my error.
Tip = 60 dollars but I believe in tipping my fellow grunts in the trenches with me.
Today should be another easy day in the NHL.
You might not like this 2 teamer since its a minus minus but I just have to bet it.
I couldn't live with myself if I didn't put something on it.
Capitals Puck Line -1.5 -115
WILD Puck Line -1.5 -145
Paying 2.15 to 1 on your dough.
Not Great but worth a bet of something.
Bet 10 bucks... you never know!
I'm not going to do it but if you bet with Boyd you could lay their 2.5 Puck Line and get much better odds.
William Hill has the same thing but they give you the option of the Regular Puck Line or the Alternate 2.5 Puck Line.
I don't want to see all these books force a 2.5 goal line.
That would suck.
IMO it totally Fucks Up the Empty Net Goal Advantage Play.
(Not a real advantage play... I made that up)
If you want to mix the MLB into the fray to get better parlay odds look into the Braves RUN LINE and the Astros RUN LINE at Home!
The Philly/Brewers game should go OVER 8 but I struggle with the OVER/UNDER coin flips.
I also like St. Louis Run Line because the Red's really suck but this is starting to spread ourselves out too thin and the best we can realistically hope for is a 50/50 split going 3 and 3 on the day.
END TRANSMISSION...
I got down on the two teamer for -120 and -160... Excuse me, I just threw up in my mouth.
How did I sleep on the Giants??
I'm slipping.
Should of seen that.
I know I didn't like the pitching matchup but that's just me being lazy.
Wood is pitching tomorrow.
They should bomb those Nats again.
Oh come on... the Kraken are going to win again??
This is Bullshit!
They haven't won 4 in a row all season and they only won 3 in a row one time at the start.
And they needed a shoot out to do that!
EDIT: Tied it up 2-2 early in the 2nd.
Scoring Machine... Engaged!
Nothing better than the sound of the home team goal horn!!
Unless your betting on the visitors that is.
Power Play Goal at 6:52 in the second!
Wild take the lead back at 3 to 2.
Shout... Shout... Shout...
That's more like it... 4 to 2 Now... Shout Now... Shout Now...
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My TV keeps playing Shout for some odd reason.
Song Reco in the Wrong Thread...
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