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Originally Posted by
mickeycrimm
Until someone puts up some hard evidence that Rob didn''t hit the 1.5 mil handpay I have no reason not to believe him. Get used to it, bozo.
You have to admit that Rob has done some amazing things.
He got to crush the Double Up Bug.
He bought and sold a Newell.
He said he was going to crush 25 Dollar UX 13 days before he actually crushed 25 dollar Ultimate X for a Million Dollars.
The only problem I have is that the couple of NFL Picks that he gave us didn't do so well.
I lost money.
Have you ever played Ultimate X?
The secret name of that game is called 2 for 1.
Tough to beat a game where you constantly pay double every time you hit that button.
It certainly happens but usually you go home broke with the money you came in with.
Nature of the Beast.
Vulture Ultimate X is certainly more safe.
Of course you know that as Scavenger is your bread and butter.
Two weeks ago you were in here telling us all how the Casino doesn't like to take the risk of paying out Ultimate X.
But now all of a sudden Rob gets the Casino to give him a 25 dollar Ultimate X play putting the Casino at Risk and they lose over a Million Dollars to him.
Talk about coincidence and perhaps a bit of contradiction.
And the Nine and a Half Inch Hung Mother Fucker predicted that it would happen and did it on his FIRST attempt after the prediction, in less than two weeks!!!
But Fuck all that.
I can believe all that.
What I have a problem with is tipping the EXTORTION CREW 20,000 dollars.
How much would you tip on a 1.5 Million Dollar Jackpot MC?
Me... I stiff everyone, take it all in cash and leave the jackpot on the machine as I do circle backs till I get into my car and make sure nobody is following me.
And I secretly pray that they do follow me and we get into a high speed chase ending in a shoot out where I get to go out in a blaze of glory with hundo's flying all over the place and on top of my body.
And someone records it all on their phone who uploads it onto YouTube and they make a movie about the whole thing.
Of course they change the whole story using their artistic license.
And they make me a non-binary or transgender person.