Smart Money

Capitals look horrible.
Might lose this one.
Already lost 300 on a 5 teamer and 300 on a 4 teamer.
I bet 900 to win 1700 and some change on the 2 Team Capitals Puck Line with the WILD Puck Line.
If this doesn't pan out I'm back in the hole for 1500.

Already have tomorrow's picks but not sure about the specific order and what exactly I will bet.

Top 3

Penguins Puck Line
Stars Puck Line
Blues Puck Line

Secondary 2

Hurricanes Puck Line
Kings Puck Line

MLB

San Fran Run Line
Oakland A's Money Line at -130
You know the drill... Run Line for better pay with No Fear.

Missed betting on the Dodgers today as well but I thought San Diego would give a better fight.
Dodgers Money Line pretty good at -120

Nevermind... I guess I just win again.
I netted $1,181.25
Nice Empty Net Goal Caps!
Capitals Win 2-0.

Fucking Blue Jays spoiled my bigger tickets.
As I went 4 for 5 today on my bets and 4 for 6 on picks posted.
Oh well.
Nobody can beat a 30% drop anyway.
If you like money... Do Not Bet Parlays.

Did anyone bet the minus minus two teamer with me?
I hope so.
I hope you got some drink tickets for your trouble.

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Originally Posted by monet

Capitals look horrible.
Might lose this one.
Already lost 300 on a 5 teamer and 300 on a 4 teamer.
I bet 900 to win 1700 and some change on the 2 Team Capitals Puck Line with the WILD Puck Line.
If this doesn't pan out I'm back in the hole for 1500.

Already have tomorrow's picks but not sure about the specific order and what exactly I will bet.

Top 3

Penguins Puck Line
Stars Puck Line
Blues Puck Line

Secondary 2

Hurricanes Puck Line
Kings Puck Line

MLB

San Fran Run Line
Oakland A's Money Line at -130
You know the drill... Run Line for better pay with No Fear.

Missed betting on the Dodgers today as well but I thought San Diego would give a better fight.
Dodgers Money Line pretty good at -120

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I guess we should scratch the Kings.
Ducks are rested and have played them hard.
Yes they lost one game 4-1.
In Theory the Kings at Home vs the Ducks should cover the Puck Line but I'm gonna scratch it.

The best two teamer is another minus minus with the Blues and Stars.
I'd throw in the Penguins just out of principle because I have nothing but disdain for the current Red Wings.

3 Team Parlay

Pittsburgh -1.5 -120
Stars -1.5 - 110
Blues -1.5 -150

Pays 4.8 to 1
That's a pretty darn good bet but not massive value.

Pittsburgh/Detroit could easily go over 6.5
I side with the OVER on this game.

Tampa Bay at -1.5 +150 is so damn tempting after watching them shell Toronto 8-1.
They are at Home and I never have faith in the Nashville Cats even though they usually play the Lightning tough.
It's just that 3 to 2 on your dough is one of those bets you can make all day long.
Win or Lose doesn't really matter.

The Devil(s) like to mess with me all the time but how can you not bet the Hurricanes to smash them?
Just out of principle yet again.

I still like San Fran.
You have to bet them on the Run Line if you are going to bet them.

The A's should bounce back and on the Money Line they are a good bet to add to a parlay ticket.

The Fucking Dodgers are lights out.
How the Fuck are you and Dan Druff not cleaning up on the Dodgers?
Run Line is superior but even at -120 on the Money Line is worth the gamble.

I'm sorry I couldn't get very specific on what to do exactly but I gave you all enough information here for you to make your own decisions.
A Ditz style of all Straight Bets could work but you have to lay juice on almost every game and that is nothing but asking for PAIN.
You have to parlay this shit to get any value from it if you are going to dip your toes in the book.
Even if said parlay has a 30% vig.
If that shit bothers you, you have to go vulture, hole card, lie, cheat, steal and or kill.

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Originally Posted by monet

I guess we should scratch the Kings.
Ducks are rested and have played them hard.
Yes they lost one game 4-1.
In Theory the Kings at Home vs the Ducks should cover the Puck Line but I'm gonna scratch it.

The best two teamer is another minus minus with the Blues and Stars.
I'd throw in the Penguins just out of principle because I have nothing but disdain for the current Red Wings.

3 Team Parlay

Pittsburgh -1.5 -120
Stars -1.5 - 110
Blues -1.5 -150

Pays 4.8 to 1
That's a pretty darn good bet but not massive value.

Pittsburgh/Detroit could easily go over 6.5
I side with the OVER on this game.

Tampa Bay at -1.5 +150 is so damn tempting after watching them shell Toronto 8-1.
They are at Home and I never have faith in the Nashville Cats even though they usually play the Lightning tough.
It's just that 3 to 2 on your dough is one of those bets you can make all day long.
Win or Lose doesn't really matter.

The Devil(s) like to mess with me all the time but how can you not bet the Hurricanes to smash them?
Just out of principle yet again.

I still like San Fran.
You have to bet them on the Run Line if you are going to bet them.

The A's should bounce back and on the Money Line they are a good bet to add to a parlay ticket.

The Fucking Dodgers are lights out.
How the Fuck are you and Dan Druff not cleaning up on the Dodgers?
Run Line is superior but even at -120 on the Money Line is worth the gamble.

I'm sorry I couldn't get very specific on what to do exactly but I gave you all enough information here for you to make your own decisions.
A Ditz style of all Straight Bets could work but you have to lay juice on almost every game and that is nothing but asking for PAIN.
You have to parlay this shit to get any value from it if you are going to dip your toes in the book.
Even if said parlay has a 30% vig.
If that shit bothers you, you have to go vulture, hole card, lie, cheat, steal and or kill.

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Ok I got it now.
Simple.

The 5 hockey games all Puck Line + San Fran Run Line + A's and Dodgers Money Line for the 8 Teamer = bet 100 dollars

Take off all the MLB games and bet all 5 Hockey Games Puck Line for 200 dollars.

Now, just the 3 Team Parlay paying 4.8 to 1 with a bet of 700 dollars for a $3,360 payday.
Probably best to spread it out between two 350 dollar tickets at two different joints.

The worst that can happen is I lose a grand.
Which means I still have 181 dollars and 25 cents from yesterdays win.
I can do a lot with 181 dollars.
Bowling and Pinball is cheap.

I decided to bet more than the original plan.

2 Team 300 dollar Parlay because I liked the plus plus payout.

Hurricanes -1.5 +112
Lightning -1.5 +158

To Win: $1,340.90

San Francisco covered so that's one in the clubhouse for us but I was unable to put it on an additional 3 Teamer so I bet a 2 Team minus minus.

Dodgers Money Line -112
Athletics Money Line -128

300 to win 711.50

I'm upside down as I have 1900 in total action so If I don't get anything back I'll be stuck 700 and some change.
May the best teams win!

EDIT: Oooops... I didn't realize some of the games went off already.
Penguins covered easy and the OVER came in.
I may have told you so on this one... maybe.
Forget my Hurricane/Lighting Parlay as the final 3-2 OT score has blown that idea.
That means the 8 Teamer is a loss of 100 + 300 = negative 400 so far.
5 Teamer is down in Flames too... thanks Devil(s)... = negative 600.

Two tickets still alive and in reality it's the 3 Teamer with the Stars, Pens and Blues that we are really banking on.

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

I'm a true believer in betting against the Pirates for the last 30 some odd years.
Every since I had to stomach the curse of Sid Bream.
I still wake up in cold sweats over that 9th inning come back and slide.
21-0 lol lol lol confirms that my belief still holds up.
And the Reds truly are Fucked... losing again 5-0 to the Cards.
Where was I on these two games... dipshit?
Oh and Tampa Bay is Lighting Up the Lamp now 2-0.
If I knew the Predators were going to wear those God Awful Uniforms I would of bet it straight.
Actually, at -1.5 +150 it was always a great value.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgjIVvEQo_o

Oh No!
I've lost my powers.
A's get wrecked 2-0 killing another 300 dollar ticket.
Dallas has horrible uniforms on like the Predators and they get a goal reversed, give up an early goal after that down 1-0.
It's a Fucking Nightmare.
Gonna lose 1600 negating my 1180 dollar win yesterday putting me in the hole for 420 dollars.
Mother Fucker... I'm Stuck like Chuck!
Perhaps it's time to run to the book and bet St. Louis -2.5 -105
I'm panicking... keep it together... keep it together... K... I... T... Keep it together.
If you never watched Bowfinger... I highly recommend it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bw0sfN8QBU

If I can get my ass in gear I'm going back to the book.

Canucks Money Line +175
Blues Puck Line -1.5 -160
Kings Puck Line -1.5 EVEN

280 to win 2222.5

Oh Fuck Me... that's Four Deuces... That's a Lock... I'm betting that!

How da Fuck did dat happen?
I was at the book cussing out the bartender because he refused to give me the cans of Clamato.
I said do you have to pour out a bottle of water?
Do you have to pour out a bottle of beer.
What the Fuck is so special about a can of clamato that I can't have the can and a glass of ice.
MotherFuckers!?!?

So the Stars are down 2-0 and now when I get home they are up 3-2 at the end of 2 lol.
My ticket is still live!
Woot!

Alright.
Looks like we are going to lose 1980 as I bet 380 on that last 3 teamer which puts me down 800 dollars in the hole now.
Sucks.
Try to swing for the fences next time.
2000 dollar swing in the wrong direction.
My life sucks.
I blame the Cheating Niggers and Redskins that ZenKing warned us about.
Damn Injuns and their Wampum!

4 Teams for tomorrow.
Do what you want with them.

Penguins Puck Line
WILD Money Line at -120
St. Louis Cardinals Run Line
San Fran Giants Run Line

Alternate Picks

Tampa Bay Devil Rays Run Line
NJ Devils Puck Line
Capitals Money Line
Blues Puck Line

Not too bad actually on the picking for today.
Yes I lost every bet but the picking went 5-5 if you count the LA Kings Puck Line and the OVER on the Penguin Game.
As I said before Tampa Bay had the best value with the Puck Line at +150 but I didn't pull the trigger.
Live and Learn, Live and Learn.
Kudos to the Calgary Flames covering the Puck Line winning 6-3.
If I knew that Vancouver was going to come out and stand around all game I would never of taken them as a dog.
I'm pretty sure their food and drinks were spiked from the Flames Players.
Fucking Blues Fucking up a 4-1 Lead.
At least the Kings and Ducks tried to kill each other with 5 seconds left in the game.
That was entertaining.
And that Stars/Kraken game was insane.
Complete opposite compared to the Flames game as the Stars and Kraken were flying around trying to plaster each other into the boards all game long.

I see you in here dannyj... whatcha thinking... got anything juicy?

Can't tell you how bad the Blues fucked me last night. I was cruising, had three tickets down to last play on STL PL. Oh well...
I love the Blues and believe they will be a major factor in playoffs but the Binnington trust factor went waaaay down.

I got all the usual suspects today.

Pens PL
Avs PL
Blues PL (Husso back in net)

I'm also looking at,
Oilers PL
Wild PL +195 (actually like this one a lot as Preds back up will probably be in net)

Also looking at fading Gerrit Cole again.
Indians RL -125
Dodgers RL +115


Locked in but now I see Av’s are without a couple of key wingers, Landeskog & Rantenan.
Gonna be dicey.

Day before yesterday I was on Cubs RL vs Pirates. Nothing. Stayed away yesterday. Nertz!

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Originally Posted by dannyj

Can't tell you how bad the Blues fucked me last night. I was cruising, had three tickets down to last play on STL PL. Oh well...
I love the Blues and believe they will be a major factor in playoffs but the Binnington trust factor went waaaay down.

I got all the usual suspects today.

Pens PL
Avs PL
Blues PL (Husso back in net)

I'm also looking at,
Oilers PL
Wild PL +195 (actually like this one a lot as Preds back up will probably be in net)

Also looking at fading Gerrit Cole again.
Indians RL -125
Dodgers RL +115


Locked in but now I see Av’s are without a couple of key wingers, Landeskog & Rantenan.
Gonna be dicey.

Day before yesterday I was on Cubs RL vs Pirates. Nothing. Stayed away yesterday. Nertz!

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Thanks for the reply!
Looks like we are overlapped so I forgo all your picks and information.

Plus I did something really stupid.
I thought to myself today that I would play like the Ditz and that is what I did.
However, when I pulled into my garage I got a really sick feeling in my stomach.
This type of wagering is for massive quantity so that you can cut all the variance out and push your return percentage.
You literally have to bet like this everyday and constantly be in the book.
Something like TomG stated that he bet over 1000 wagers a month or something like that.
I Hate this style.
WTF was I thinking??
FUCK!
Oh well, locked in now and I have something like 20 Fucking Tickets.
Hate this Bullshit.
Anyways, here are the totals.
I'm not posting these ticket pictures.
That's too much work.

Rays -1.5 +128 500 to win 640
Cardinals -1.5 +108 500 to win 560
Giants -1.5 -120 600 to win 500
Blues -1.5 +115 500 to win 575
WILD -1.5 +208 400 to win 832
Capitals -1.5 +213 400 to win 852
Penguins -1.5 -103 600 to win 582.85
New Jersey Luciferians -1.5 +148 500 to win 740
Hartford Whalers -1.5 +144 500 to win 720

Couldn't help myself as I had 200 extra left from the gumband...
3 Team Parlay
Penguins -1.5 -103
WILD -113
Blues -1.5 +115
200 to win 1397.45

I pray to the Lord God that I only lose a thousand.
What the Fuck am I in here... 4700 dollars... FUCK ME... HELP!!!
I'd like to cancel all wagers please and get a refund... thanks.

Oh Great.
Horrible Start on these early games.
I'm Fucked.
I'm gonna be so Fucking buried in the book after today and they won't even give me a Steak Dinner for all that action.
Welp, 4700 + 800 is only negative 5600.
I can dig myself out of that within the next 2 years... maybe.

I really hate you Satan.
When I bet on you, you lose.
When I bet against you, you not only win but you crush your opponent.
Fuck You!

At least the Hurricanes got TWO Empty Net Goals.

New Jersey Loss = -500
Hurricane Win = +720
Total with 7 more games to go = +220

EDIT: Devil Rays Cover... At least I can count on one Devil around here... 220 + 640 = +860 so far... LET'S GO!!!!
Wait... I get the 500 back on this one so am I up 1360... maybe... Fuck, I don't know how to math.

Wrong day to fade yanks. Geez!

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Wrong day to fade yanks. Geez!

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Feels Bad Man.
At least you can still add numbers together.
I've lost my ability to count.
Much more simple to just count up your money at the end of the day.
That's how you see who is best.
Movie Quote from Bert Gordon and the Hustler.

Cardinals Lose but the Giants Cover easy which is basically a wash but I get the 600 back.
Let's just do a running count.

I'm in 4700

Hurricanes Cover = 500 + 720 = 1220
Devil Rays Cover = 500 + 640 = 1140
San Fran Faggots Cover = 600 + 500 = 1100

So at the very least I get back 1220 + 1140 + 1100 = 3460

Penguins playing Slow and Tired down 2-0 but I still got the Blues, Capitals and WILD to try and recover to at least break even.
I need 1240 to break even.
I don't like playing like this.
Boring!

Don't get me wrong... I see it... it's a much more logical and safe approach.
Too Professional.

Oh, look at this nightmare.
I finally go out and have a nice dinner in a restaurant setting with the Mrs. and this is what happens to me.
I go and try to be like the Ditz and bet the Straight Style and this is how I am rewarded?
Capitals can't hold onto a 3-1 lead... thanks alot.
Penguins get rocked.
WILD down 3-2 in the second and the FUCK ME Blues are down 2-0.
Just like I thought... lose a grand.
In this case if I don't get a miracle I'm gonna lose 1240 + 800 from yesterday putting me in a 2040 hole.
Great... Just Great.

At least dinner was wonderful with a bunch of To Go Items to boot.
When you know what you are doing you can obtain 250 dollar comps all day long.
At least after I lose all these Benjamins lying all over and around my house I can still get a few free dinners.

Comp 250 and notice how I perfectly set the bill to 250.94 as they take off the tax for Comped Meals at Redwood Steak House.
Happy Wife... Happy Life.
Just keep that money train rolling in or she'll divorce you, Hire Mr. V and take all you got!

I know, I know... fake picture of someone else's receipt.
Happy Family Meal at 40 dollars is the Nut Nut.

Oooooops... WILD SCORING MACHINE ENGAGED!!!
Currently 4-3... LET'S GO!!!!
They scored two in the little time it took me to type this out.
I LOVE HOCKEY!

EDIT: Oh Wait... WHAT THE FUCK???
The Blues score 4 and are up 4-2 in the second.
LET'S GO... LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

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Locked in but now I see Av’s are without a couple of key wingers, Landeskog & Rantenan.
Gonna be dicey.

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Look at this Fucking Nugget that we all missed or dismissed.
I was literally getting all my bets set at the book when I read this and paused for a moment.
Damnit... Thanks for the information as it was pure gold with the Losipeg Jets winning 4-1 and I knew that Colorado has been having issues as of late.
You gave it to us and I threw it away.
Keep up the good work!

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I'm in 4700

Hurricanes Cover = 500 + 720 = 1220
Devil Rays Cover = 500 + 640 = 1140
San Fran Faggots Cover = 600 + 500 = 1100

So at the very least I get back 1220 + 1140 + 1100 = 3460

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Bah... WILD tried but Failed.
Blues Covered.
No Joy in Mudville.

3460 + 500 + 575 = 4535

LOL... The 200 dollar Parlay cost me.
Do Not Bet Parlays!
Lose 165 if I mathed correctly.

Down 965 dollars.
I'll never get my money back.
All is Lost.

Fuck It... Blackhawks kill the Flyers tomorrow as Philly is on a back to back.
Final Score: Philadelphia 5 Chicago 2

Alright... back to our regularly scheduled program.

2 TEAMER

Blackhawks Puck Line +170
Dodgers Run Line -120
Paying 4 to 1 on your dough.

Bet 435 to win 1758.12

No worries.
If I lose, I'll be stuck 1400.
I can fade that action.

lol I'm messed up on drugs... disregard the post I just edited out of existence.

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Alright... back to our regularly scheduled program.

2 TEAMER

Blackhawks Puck Line +170
Dodgers Run Line -120
Paying 4 to 1 on your dough.

Bet 435 to win 1758.12

No worries.
If I lose, I'll be stuck 1400.
I can fade that action.

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I made the bet.
+176
-118

So it pays a little better at 1783.05

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Locked in but now I see Av’s are without a couple of key wingers, Landeskog & Rantenan.
Gonna be dicey.

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Look at this Fucking Nugget that we all missed or dismissed.
I was literally getting all my bets set at the book when I read this and paused for a moment.
Damnit... Thanks for the information as it was pure gold with the Losipeg Jets winning 4-1 and I knew that Colorado has been having issues as of late.
You gave it to us and I threw it away.
Keep up the good work!

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Weird game. No score until about 5 minutes into 3rd period when Av's get on board. Then the wheels fell off.

I hate the lone NHL game tonight but do like the OV 6.5

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Weird game. No score until about 5 minutes into 3rd period when Av's get on board. Then the wheels fell off.

I hate the lone NHL game tonight but do like the OV 6.5

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Not a bad idea at all.
I'm pretty Hot Sucker.
I already figured out tomorrow 4/26/22
So easy that a Rat like Boz could do it.

3 Teamer

Lightning Puck Line
WILD Puck Line
Toronto Puck Line

Well, at least that's what I'm betting.
Root for the Home Team and we all know how much of an advantage the Home Team has in the NHL.

Fucking Knights are in so much trouble I almost want to put the Stars in the mix for the 4 bagger.
Canucks and the Blues too!
Shit, this could be another 6 Teamer right in front of our eyes!!
Put 10 bucks on it.
You never know!

Merrill Kelly is Pitching so if you haven't bet you may want to scratch the Dodgers and the Blackhawks is a pure gamble but Fuck the Flyers!
My ticket already got in early this morning before everyone got up.
You know, early bird and all that.

Damn you Dish Network.
Why can't you put the Flyers/Hawks game on my NHL CENTER ICE channel?
WTF is going on??
Blackout?
TNT or Something?
Fuck Me!

Three goals in 1st P, then bupkis in 2nd. There goes my over.

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Three goals in 1st P, then bupkis in 2nd. There goes my over.

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HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!!!
3-1
Let's Go Hawks... Score a couple more to give Danny the OVER!!
Don't Fuck Up this Puck Line you Mother Fuckers You!!

Who Fucking Called It huh???
Watching this shit on ESPN Gamecast is the worst Fucking Experience.
Always hated watching hockey waiting and waiting for it to scroll.
Let's Go Dodgers... bump bump bump bump bump!

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Who Fucking Called It huh???
Watching this shit on ESPN Gamecast is the worst Fucking Experience.
Always hated watching hockey waiting and waiting for it to scroll.
Let's Go Dodgers... bump bump bump bump bump!

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Great PL call Monet!
Go Dodgers. And my Mets just made a great comeback. Fucking A!

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Who Fucking Called It huh???
Watching this shit on ESPN Gamecast is the worst Fucking Experience.
Always hated watching hockey waiting and waiting for it to scroll.
Let's Go Dodgers... bump bump bump bump bump!

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Great PL call Monet!
Go Dodgers. And my Mets just made a great comeback. Fucking A!

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Yeah Baby!
Always a good time when Integrity Sports Picking Service is online!
Win or Lose is No Matter but we prefer our customers to WIN!

EAT IT FUCKERS!!

Out of the Hole... +818
Round down to 800 because I like even numbers.
Use the 18 dollars for Early Bird Bowling at 2 dollars a game.

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So easy that a Rat like Boz could do it.

3 Teamer

Lightning Puck Line
WILD Puck Line
Toronto Puck Line

Well, at least that's what I'm betting.
Root for the Home Team and we all know how much of an advantage the Home Team has in the NHL.

Fucking Knights are in so much trouble I almost want to put the Stars in the mix for the 4 bagger.
Canucks and the Blues too!
Shit, this could be another 6 Teamer right in front of our eyes!!
Put 10 bucks on it.
You never know!

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The 3 Teamer pays a lousy 3 to 1.
Is it worth it?
I dunno.
I don't love it but it's worth some small ball.

The 6 Teamer pays 39 to 1 so its worth a hundo for me.

Take off the Dallas Stars and now we are looking at 12 to 1 for the 5 Teamer.

See where this is going??
Horrible right?
It's the reverse of what I normally do.
Talking myself out of it already.
This might be a 40 dollar per ticket parlay day.

Not really sure what to do here.
These payouts are so bad I'm about to just look over the MLB.

I dunno... if anyone out there is actually betting along with me, do what you want.
These numbers are so horrendous I'm not sure I even want to bother with the effort.
I guess if you really love it you can always take the -2.5 line and parlay them or bet them straight as you should be getting close to even money odds per game.
Laying 2.5 is much more complicated IMO.

Parlay the Capitals and Penguins Puck Line.
Much better value IMO.
And not that much of a stretch to actually pull through.
And now if you put on Vancouver and even Calgary Puck Lines... now were talking some serious value.
Damn, I wouldn't even doubt that Florida smashes Boston.
But it certainly is the "Scary Game" compared to the other 4 listed above.
Boston has been playing goofy the last two weeks and the Coach has been pissed off publicly about his team.
Ottawa and the Rangers Puck Line all good value too, IMO.
Much better bets than taking -1.5 -200.

Penguins/Capitals Puck Line pays 5-1 on your dough.
Just too damn good to pass up.
Add in Calgary Puck Line and now were getting 14 to 1!
Always bet against the Kraken and I'm pretty sure that Vancouver at Home is due for a break out game.
Back to their winning ways like they have been in the last 5 weeks.
4 Teamer paying 45 to 1.
That's All Systems Go.

Yup... 2 Teamer... 4 Teamer and even if you like you can play all 4 games Straight like the Ditz.
You decide.
Throw in Florida, Ottawa and the Rangers Puck Line for 7 Straight bets.
You can always throw in some of those Monster Favorites to push an 8 Team combination.
I'm gonna hit one of those Fuckers eventually.
Not that I bet them very often but I've won 8 Teamer Mental Bets and been awful damn close a few times in the last year.
I know, I know, I sound like a crazy person.
I am.

7 Teamer pays 142 to 1.
All Puck Line
Penguins
Capitals
Flames
Vancouver
Tampa Bay Lightning
WILD
Toronto

Just a thought.

MLB

Padres Run Line... damn near a lock if such a thing exists.
Blue Jays Run Line
Dodgers Run Line

Book Em' Danno!

I'm dizzy.

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I'm dizzy.

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I bet you find it hard to believe that I typed all that out On The Fly in about 40 minutes.
Pun Intended if you every watched the NHL Show On The Fly.
I hate the Hookers on that show but they usually have some professional player or coach that has good information.

I'll make it easy for everyone once again as I always do.
It isn't my fault that that Smelly Fucking Rat Boz can't read or follow instructions.

What did I bet?
I bet 800 dollars total today.
Why?
Because I am up 800 and I'll put it in and break it off.
What about the 130k+ I am up??
Fuck that, that money is locked up.
We start from scratch.
Why?
Because its good for mental health.
We know we are way ahead and they will never catch us but we play it from zero to get way ahead again so we can restart from scratch.
Rinse and Repeat and Crush these Fucking Bookmakers.
And we are going to do it with mostly PARLAYs.
Why?
Because these Asshats said I can't do it and that I'm a degenerate and that I'm a sucker for betting PARLAYs.
So Fuck Them.
Here we go...

3 Team Parlay
Padres -1.5 -105
Dodgers -1.5 -134
Blue Jays -1.5 +110
400 to win 2463.90

2 Team Parlay
Penguins -1.5 +148
Capitals -1.5 +146
300 to win 1530.25

7 Team Parlay
Padres -1.5 -105
Dodgers -1.5 -134
Blue Jays -1.5 +110
Penguins -1.5 +148
Capitals -1.5 +146
Flames -1.5 +176
Canucks -1.5 +105
100 to win 24,614.10

As stated before... 800 in total action

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Originally Posted by dannyj

Go Dodgers. And my Mets just made a great comeback. Fucking A!

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You never explained this or I missed it.
What did you bet?
3 Teamer?
3 Straight Bets?
Something Else.
Did you win??
We at Integrity Sports Picking Service truly care and would like to improve your experience for the Greater Good of Degenerate Gamblers.

First Goal Horn (1995-1999) brings back those memories!
Better Version of the Song starting at 2006.
HEEEEEEY HEEEEEY

Hated the Logo but Loved the Goal Horn.
Actually the Logo grew on me but the original with the triangle is better, much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghAHs1CfIbI

2 Goals in 22 Seconds!
Just need one more deuce!!

I'm getting hyped for todays Penguins Game!!
Let's Go Pens... Let's Go Pens!!
It's a Hockey Night in Pittsburgh!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O2GSNS_4rE

SUPER MARIO!!!

Thanks for the Show MARIO!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1g2BneSPNQ

Only 2 and a half hours of the best NHL Voice EVER!!
And you know I watched the whole damn video TWiCE!
Buy Sam a Drink and get his Dog one too!

Watch the goal starting at 3:06... FUCKING AWESOME!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWr9nKxDYTo

Oh Shit I'm Fucking Crying like a little girl watching this shit lol.
Fucking Mario Saved the Penguins TWICE!!
Fucking Hero.
Probably the greatest person in sports EVER.
You can have your Great One but Mario is better.
I said it.
Too Bad Injuries and Cancer cut his career short.
Otherwise, he breaks all the Fucking Records.
Only player I ever heard of that scored against the Flyers, in Philly, after Cancer Treatments and the Flyer Fans gave him a standing ovation for his goal!!

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Originally Posted by monet

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Originally Posted by dannyj

Go Dodgers. And my Mets just made a great comeback. Fucking A!

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You never explained this or I missed it.
What did you bet?
3 Teamer?
3 Straight Bets?
Something Else.
Did you win??
We at Integrity Sports Picking Service truly care and would like to improve your experience for the Greater Good of Degenerate Gamblers.

First Goal Horn (1995-1999) brings back those memories!
Better Version of the Song starting at 2006.
HEEEEEEY HEEEEEY

Hated the Logo but Loved the Goal Horn.
Actually the Logo grew on me but the original with the triangle is better, much better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghAHs1CfIbI

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I was rooting for the Dodgers knowing you needed that to complete parlay.
I had the Mets RL straight bet and was excited by their late heroics. Down 2-0, top of the 9th they pour in 5 and win 5-2.

Just so you know, I locked in on your 4 NHL picks and added Wild PL too.

Caps PL +145
Pens PL +160
Wild PL -210
Flames PL +175
Canucks PL +135

Almost 61 to 1

The ones I'm most worried about? All of them except Wild.
Is it a lottery pick? Maybe.
I don't care.

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Originally Posted by dannyj

I was rooting for the Dodgers knowing you needed that to complete parlay.
I had the Mets RL straight bet and was excited by their late heroics. Down 2-0, top of the 9th they pour in 5 and win 5-2.

Just so you know, I locked in on your 4 NHL picks and added Wild PL too.

Caps PL +145
Pens PL +160
Wild PL -210
Flames PL +175
Canucks PL +135

Almost 61 to 1

The ones I'm most worried about? All of them except Wild.
Is it a lottery pick? Maybe.
I don't care.

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You're Crazy Man... Crazy :)

You want to get geeked... watch this lol...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTSrEvaksA

This woman announcer on ESPN is not only jinxing me but cursing the Penguins.
God I hate her.
Her voice makes my ears bleed!
MUTE!!

Damn... Oilers skating good.
Got their legs.
This NHL parlay was dicey but paying 5-1... I'm betting it.
The real Parlay was the MLB 3 Teamer but I'm gonna need the Blue Jays to score some more runs in the 7th or 8th.
Might as well get stuck and throw one more Parlay at them today.

2 Teamer
Dodgers Run Line -140
Vancouver Puck Line +125

I suppose you could add the A's/Giants Under 6.5 since everyone is all excited about the Under constantly coming in so far this season.
Not me though... Just the two teamer for 500.
Should be around 2.85 to one paying 1428.57
Got to Skedaddle!!

P.S. Its not in yet but I did mention that the Padres was damn near a lock.

Red Sox... Snap... Ouch!

Welp, I got down on the Dodgers but I had to give up 25 points.
25 Fucking Points at -165.
At least the Vancouver Line was still true at +125.

So its either stuck 500 overall or up 1306.80 overall which means a 506.80 day in the positive.
Doesn't really matter.
We're in it for the long haul.
And I beat machines today for 2200 and I have 17k in Free Play for next month lol.
Easy Peasy.

Dodgers with bases loaded in the eighth hitting into a double play.
Arizona up 5-3 in the bottom of the 8th now... RIP.
Nice Job though Canucks... I knew you could do it!

Wiped out my 800 dollar profit overall losing 1300 on the day.
Negative 500 bucks overall.
Get you next time Evil Sportsbook.

I'm right back in there 10 minutes later.
You can't keep me down.

Mets MONEY LINE
Brewers Run Line
Padres Run Line
Yankees Run Line

Kings Puck Line
Stars Puck Line

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Here is another NHL game.
Actually, I like it better than the Stars Puck Line pick.
Because of the price!
Another one of these damn near locks.

Losipeg Jets Puck Line at +130

And the Rangers at home playing for position should smash the Canadians but you got to lay -1.5 -140
That is the reason you would have to parlay.
You can't lay 140 on straight bets unless your insane.
In my opinion of course.
You do what you want to do with your time and money.

If you can get this price and parlay these two teams it is just about where we need it at paying 2.9 to 1
Mets money line at EVEN or -110 makes more sense.
3 Teamer?
Add San Diego Run Line for the 4 bagger.
And the Yanks... their gonna crush em.

Every day I just love 8 games.
I'm insane.
And I went 2-5 yesterday so I got to have a great day today.
Feels like an 8-0 day... it just does.

The Mets play early so if they lose you can always readjust with more betting for more fun.
That's the 2 teamer I need.
Mets Run Line +145
Jets Puck Line +130
4.6 to 1 on your dough.

Mets and Jets... that just sounds right.

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Originally Posted by monet

Here is another NHL game.
Actually, I like it better than the Stars Puck Line pick.
Because of the price!
Another one of these damn near locks.

Losipeg Jets Puck Line at +130

And the Rangers at home playing for position should smash the Canadians but you got to lay -1.5 -140
That is the reason you would have to parlay.
You can't lay 140 on straight bets unless your insane.
In my opinion of course.
You do what you want to do with your time and money.

If you can get this price and parlay these two teams it is just about where we need it at paying 2.9 to 1
Mets money line at EVEN or -110 makes more sense.
3 Teamer?
Add San Diego Run Line for the 4 bagger.
And the Yanks... their gonna crush em.

Every day I just love 8 games.
I'm insane.
And I went 2-5 yesterday so I got to have a great day today.
Feels like an 8-0 day... it just does.

The Mets play early so if they lose you can always readjust with more betting for more fun.
That's the 2 teamer I need.
Mets Run Line +145
Jets Puck Line +130
4.6 to 1 on your dough.

Mets and Jets... that just sounds right.

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Mets and Jets, that does sound right.

Locked in.

We're ramblin down to Reno today. I'll peek in later.

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Originally Posted by dannyj

Mets and Jets, that does sound right.

Locked in.

We're ramblin down to Reno today. I'll peek in later.

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Metoo... I'm in for 618.05 to win 2808.40
It took a little bit of time for them to approve the bet so perhaps they weren't happy about the odds or I'm just tripping.

I have other bets that I like and wanted to make but I want to see what happens to the Mets game first.
I may fall asleep and not be able to get down on anything else.
Life Depression is getting in the way today for some reason.
I need to shake that shit off and toughen up!

On the radio here this morning they were talking about the quadruple Chicago loss on tap for today. Nice parlay--but not for me.

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Originally Posted by regnis

On the radio here this morning they were talking about the quadruple Chicago loss on tap for today. Nice parlay--but not for me.

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Wish you would of said this at 9pm last night.
Mets getting Fucked Up lol.
I can't trust the Knights.
They are dead meat even if they win their last two games.

6 Teamer

Yanks Run Line
Padres Run Line
Jets Puck Line
Rangers Puck Line
Stars Puck Line
Kings Puck Line
Bet 182 dollars
182... I love the sound of that number!

Let's bet More to bring us up to 1700 in total action
If we lose we will be stuck 1700 but I suspect I'll run back to the book later tonight to bet 800 on something.

3 Team Parlay

Jets Puck Line +127
Rangers Puck Line +112
Kings Puck Line +146
400 to win 4335.40

The 6 Teamer above pays out 11,650.50 if we win... which we will!!
I swear.
Mother Fuckers!
I'm due!

Dodger Alert... Dodger Alert!!
The Dodgers lost two in a row to the lowly Diamondbacks.
They get a day off and head home to face the Tigers.
Bet the Ranch on the Dodgers for the next few games.
Time to play it Straight Run Line!
Excited!!

Oh I see now.
It's gonna be one of these days.
Win 5 out of 6 Picks and lose 1200 dollars for an overall loss of 1700.
Just Shoot Me.

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Originally Posted by monet

Oh I see now.
It's gonna be one of these days.
Win 5 out of 6 Picks and lose 1200 dollars for an overall loss of 1700.
Just Shoot Me.

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Originally Posted by monet

3 Team Parlay

Jets Puck Line +127
Rangers Puck Line +112
Kings Puck Line +146
400 to win 4335.40

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Make that 4-2 as the Stupid Stars can't hold a 3-0 lead against the Yotes and lose 4-3 lol lol lol idiots!
Rangers cost me my 4300 dollar pick up... bastards!
I guess the in-game betting was Awesome when the Kraken was up 2-0.
I was dead asleep.
When you snooze you lose.

Tomorrow All Puck Line Again cause we roll like that.

Bruins
Canes
Panthers
Oilers

MLB

OVER 8 Marlins/Nationals
OVER 7.5 Brewers/Pirates
Brewers Run Line Even Money because always bet against the Buccos.
White Sox Run Line +125
Cardinals Run Line +125
Verlander Again... Fuck It... Houston Run Line -105
I don't love this Padres Game but how can you not bet against the Reds with this number??
Padres Run Line +140

I made some bets but way to tired to list them and break them down.
If they win they really don't count as I didn't post them beforehand.
They are a combination of the above listed picks.
Damn... I forgot to bet on Houston.
And the White Sox... Fuck Me!

Woke up to this shit?
The under still a thing huh?
Told you the Pirates Suck... Always will Suck.
Damn Brewers!
Win by 2 Fuckers!
Bah.
My San Diego and Cardinals Parlay is Live!
I have some Hockey Stuff like a 3 Teamer and 5 Teamer.
Just sort of waking up for a minute here.
Probably go back to sleep now.
Just wanted to cry about how bad the Bucco's are and about the Brewers not covering the Run Line.
Good thing I didn't bet the White Sox or Houston Run Line.
I was worried about the Yanks this time against Baltimore but they proved yet again that they will crush 'em.

Ok I got the tickets out.
I lost 200 as my 4 Teamer is Dead.
I have 600 on the Padres and Cardinals Run Line
I did the old Kiosk Trick where you bet 200 x 3 and get 900 x 3 winner.
So I'm looking at a 2700 win if the Cardinals cover the Run Line.

I also have a 3 Teamer in Hockey for 500 bucks
Canes
Bruins
Oilers
No Trick.
Too Lazy
500 to win OH SHIT... FUCK... I don't like this... it's the Devil... 2666.35
This ticket is Dead Meat.

5 Teamer should be Dead Meat too since I have those three teams with the Panthers and Lightning added on.
All Puck Line of course.
200 to win 4535.80

Total Overall Loss = 1900 bucks.
That's Bullshit!
Getting Pissed.
Cardinals better Cover and Pull me out of this Hole!
Since the Padres already are in the ClubHouse, I'm basically on a Straight Bet with better Payout Odds.
Padres were at +150 when I bet them... Sweet!
Cardinals only +120.
Might have to play it Straight for a few games if these tickets don't cash.
Fuck Me!
Watch Out Dogs!

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Tomorrow looks Eeeeeeasy in the MLB.

Dodgers
Giants
A's
Cardinals
Mets

That's a Root, Root, Root for the Home Team Parlay!
You could even put the Padres on it as the Bucco's Suck.

Last Regular Season day in the NHL... Blues crush the Knights!
Who missed the Playoffs... lol lol lol lol lol lol Fuck Those Knights.
That Front Office is a bunch of Scum!
FIRE PDB YOU FUCKERS!!

Daniel Negreanu Gets It... EVIL FUCKING EMPIRE!

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Cardinals Up 5-0!!!!
Canes up 3-1!!!!
Bruins up 2-0!!!!

LEEEEEEEEEEEETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!
LEEEEEEEEETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
TODAY IS THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY!!

Canes scored... Now 4-1
Don't Bet Parlays!

Oh Shit the Panthers just scored 2 in the third LOL LOL LOL.
Up 3-0
Now if the Lightning can come back in the 3rd and do the same thing I will be live on the 3 and 5 NHL Parlays and its early but the 2 Teamer of Padres and Cardinals looks good being up 5-0 in the 4th.
But you know... count chickens and all that.
Famous Last Words... I was up!

Canes scored again up 5-1.

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TURN IT DOWN FOR WHAT!!??
BRUINS SCORED... UP 3-0.... YEAH BABY YEAH!

Alright 5 Teamer dead as Blue Jackets just scored to make it 3-1.
Lose 200 more bucks.
Total Overall Loss = 2100 C Notes
We still have two tickets Live and in Action.
600 on the 2 Teamer MLB and 500 on the 3 Teamer NHL.

FUCK YOU SATAN... Canes scored again 6-1
Down with the Devil!
Hate the Devil.

YAHOO... Bruins score to make it 4-0.
Oiler Game just Started.
KILL THE SHARKS... Release the Dolphins!

Awww Shit... Sharks are up 2-0.
You Evil Pricks!
At least it is early and if I can get the Cardinal game through I will actually be up 100 bucks overall.

Aww Great, the Devil got mad at me and scored two to bring it up to 6-3 lol.

YEAH BABY... I might lose this NHL 3 Teamer but up 8-0 with the Cardinals I am gonna cash this Parlay and get out of the Fucking Hole.
DON'T BET PARLAYS!

I just had to bet against the Sharks.
Wish I would of switched the Oilers for the Panthers lol.
Not only are they the best team in the NHL but they have been Hot.
I thought they would rest a bit since this game didn't matter.
Anyways... the Sharks could blow this 2-0 Lead.
This thing ain't over yet!

Bruins 5-0 Final
Canes 6-3 Final
Sharks 2-0 End of 1st Period
Just need the Oilers Puck Line to cash 2666.35
Scary Number.
I don't even like cashing that win lol.

6 Outs Away and up 8-0 bottom of the 7th.
Change Dealers and I'm Changing Casino's.
Change the Cards.
You can change your Underwear pal all I care!

Dirty Stinking Rat Boz will say I duplicated these Pictures but notice the Padres on top of the bet on only two tickets.
I was being cute following The Ditz Advice of keeping the dollar amount lower on each ticket plus the Kiosk only lets you win so much per ticket.
Funny though, you can print tickets as fast as you can feed the bill validator.
One day they are going to catch on to that lol.
Look how perfect the Bet/Win/Payout Numbers are.
Nice, Even and Clean.
200
900
1100
I love it.

This Fucking Sharks Goaltender is Fucking Up my shit Standing on his head.... FINALLY A GOAL... 2-1!!
Fuckin' A ... LETS GO... TIME FOR A 4 Goal Comeback!!!
Aww come on Not Goaltender Interference... This is Bullshit!!
Ok ok the goal is good... we have a good goal.
So you're saying there's a chance!

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES... 2-2... LETS GO... LETS FUCKING GO!!

What a bunch of Bullshit.
The Oilers get Mugged and Tripped twice with no call and now the Refs are calling that weak ass interference???
REF YOU SUCK!

Sharks back up 3-2.
Refs really screwed us at Integrity.
Not over but this is bad and the Stupid Sharks are flying all over the place like this game actually matters to them.

Just need one of those 3 to 0 third periods to win 5-3.
I've seen worse situations.

LOL 2 outs bases loaded 8-3.
I just went from 99.7% chance of winning to 98.9%
That's Bonus Deuces Payback lol.

STEEEEERIKE 3 YOUR OUT... RING EM UP!!
Cards win 8-3
ok ok we are back in business.... worst case scenario we are up 100 bucks over all.
But we still got an outside chance on this NHL 3 Teamer.
We're Freerolling!
DO NOT... I REPEAT... DO NOT BET PARLAYS!

Damn these Pesky Sharks.
Hate this shit.
I'm gonna make a killing tomorrow in the Sportsbook.
The Stars are aligned.

OH SHIT... This ain't over yet.
Oilers tie it up 3-3 with 10 minutes to go.
Just another quick one and an empty netter and finish this Fucking Game at 5-3 and let me cash this 3 Teamer!

Awwww Snapper!
Sharks lead 4-3.
Dead Meat.
I didn't want to cash the Anti-Christ Ticket anyway.
Still win a bunch of money on the day and finish in the 100 dollars positive overall since winning the 6 teamer and resetting the bank back to zero.
And look at all the drink tickets I earned over the last few weeks.

FUCK... Wait a Second... 4-4 now!!
Oilers Score.
Ugh... Can I get one more and an Empty netter?
Doubt it.

I am sweating my under 4 1/2 on white players drafted in first round. These Iowa white guys are killing me.

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I am sweating my under 4 1/2 on white players drafted in first round. These Iowa white guys are killing me.

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LOL LOL LOL Hilarious!!!
Thanks for that.

WE GOT A 4 MINUTE POWER PLAY!
THIS COULD HAPPEN... THIS COULD HAPPEN!

They blew it but this was a fun, exciting sweat.
Too bad it didn't go our way but we did win on the day and got back ahead overall.
That's the most important thing.

I really believe tomorrow is Easy Peasy.

ASSHOLE OILERS win in Overtime 5-4 ... pricks, lol.
4 Minute Double Minor and they blew it... bastards!

4 Teamer

All Run Line and Puck Line

Dodgers
Giants
A's
Blues

Book It!

You want to gamble on Value.
The Capitals have been struggling.
They have goaltender issues.
They are on a back to back going into NY.
Take the Rangers Puck Line getting +210
I knew this after the trade deadline and was targeting against them but after betting against them several times and having them shove it up my ass I started to bet with them and they shoved it up the other side. Honestly 2 to 1 on your money and I will take the better team at home. Also the Rangers have lost 3 in a row after winning 4 in a row. Time for them to break out. Not a Lock but a damn good price. Someone is going to lose 4 in a row as the Caps have also lost their last 3.

Two Teamer For Value.
Doesn't matter who is playing, hurt or in goal.
At 6.4 to 1 on my money, for a two teamer, ALL DAY LONG.

Rangers -1.5 +210
Blues -1.5 +140

I beat the stupid 1-2 NL game for 1400 while waiting for the NHL Lines to come up.
I hate poker.
People lose and they go crazy.
The game is so slow and those people never shut the Fuck up.

I made some NHL and MLB Parlay Bets.

4 Teamer
Cards -1.5 +120
Rockies -1.5 +155
Giants -1.5 +105
Dodgers -1.5 -115
100 to win 2050.10

8 Teamer
A bunch of Fucking Teams
100 to win 68k+

2 Teamer
Rangers Puck Line +224
Blues Puck Line +146
200 to win 1394.10

2 Teamer
Dodgers RL -112
Blues PL +146
300 to win 1096

3 Teamer
Dodgers RL
Blues PL
Giants RL
300 to win 2390

Currently at +100 overall
1000 bet in total action between 5 Parlays

I decided to drop the A's
I think the Rockies kill the Reds at home.

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Originally Posted by monet

I beat the stupid 1-2 NL game for 1400 while waiting for the NHL Lines to come up.
I hate poker.
People lose and they go crazy.
The game is so slow and those people never shut the Fuck up.

I made some NHL and MLB Parlay Bets.

4 Teamer
Cards -1.5 +120
Rockies -1.5 +155
Giants -1.5 +105
Dodgers -1.5 -115
100 to win 2050.10

8 Teamer
A bunch of Fucking Teams
100 to win 68k+

2 Teamer
Rangers Puck Line +224
Blues Puck Line +146
200 to win 1394.10

2 Teamer
Dodgers RL -112
Blues PL +146
300 to win 1096

3 Teamer
Dodgers RL
Blues PL
Giants RL
300 to win 2390

Currently at +100 overall
1000 bet in total action between 5 Parlays

I decided to drop the A's
I think the Rockies kill the Reds at home.

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Call me what you want, but I do appreciate you putting up the actual parlays. And I’m sure you had 3 tickets yesterday.

Good Luck, if you believe in luck.

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Call me what you want, but I do appreciate you putting up the actual parlays. And I’m sure you had 3 tickets yesterday.

Good Luck, if you believe in luck.

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You in here trying to jinx me?
How'd you get past all the traps?
Oh yeah... you don't like Free Cheese.

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Originally Posted by The Boz

Call me what you want, but I do appreciate you putting up the actual parlays. And I’m sure you had 3 tickets yesterday.

Good Luck, if you believe in luck.

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You in here trying to jinx me?
How'd you get past all the traps?
Oh yeah... you don't like Free Cheese.

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Not at all, not at all.

And as a rat, I know where most free cheese is. 😀

Played on Loop ALL DAY LONG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bwTIEelTPo