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Originally Posted by
pinchingyourballs
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Originally Posted by
DGenBen
If you’ll recall Darryl was making his money by robbing, mugging, etc. & his mother didn’t like it & gave him an ultimatum so he switched over from thug life to quantum physics.
Ah yes, one of the classic archetypes of fiction.
Quantum Concept & "Thug Life" Version
Uncertainty Principle "You can’t know where I’m at and what I’m up to—pick one, fool."
Heisenberg would’ve survived longer in the hood if he hadn’t talked so much.
Superposition "Am I chillin'? Am I plotting? Am I crying to Anita Baker in the car? Yes."
Until I commit, I’m every version of me at once—just like that shady dude who’s both single and in three relationships.
Quantum Entanglement "Me and my boy locked in. He gets jumped in Detroit, I catch a black eye in Fresno."
Particles be like, “If he twitches, I flinch.” That’s ride-or-die physics.
Wavefunction Collapse "I was all zen and peace... then you opened your mouth."
The moment you peep at me, I gotta lock in one personality: Calm? Crazy? Customer service voice? Surprise.
Observer Effect "I can’t even vibe without someone changing my whole frequency."
Just like quantum particles, I act different when I know someone’s watching. That’s why Instagram ruined real ones.
Quantum Tunneling "The bouncer said no. Physics said bet."
I just walk through walls of probability like I’m glitching reality. Your rules? Suggestions.
Quantum Foam "Beneath the surface? Nothing but madness, caffeine, and unpaid parking tickets."
The closer you look, the messier it gets. Like checking the group chat at 3AM.
Planck Length "How small is too small? Asking for my ego."
This is the tiniest scale where physics starts saying, “Bro... I don’t even know anymore.”
Quantum Field Fluctuations "Sometimes I just exist aggressively for no reason."
Even in a vacuum, the universe still throws hands. Energy just pops off outta nowhere—like your cousin after 2 drinks.
Many Worlds Interpretation "In another universe I’m rich, shredded, and emotionally stable."
Every time you make a choice, another version of you splits off—living your best life while you’re here Googling symptoms.