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MDawg
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MaxPen
This dude is a fraud. He just tries to piece together things that he imagines goes on based on a culmination of bits and pieces of stories he pulls from the Internet. Clown world.
After KewlJ's latest, info-packed heartfelt posts, I finally realized his secret for longevity. I've gotten it all wrong to this point.
He's not Jesus of Nazareth coming back from the dead. He's not Dracula (and loving it).
He's the eminent Doctor Who. He dies, then returns in a completely different guise (or sex -- which may be why he gets confused, as Singer says). None of the dealers or management recognize him because he has a completely different body and face. So the secret to longevity, which has been in front of us all the time, is to be a Time Lord.
I should have recognized all of this immediately. I can't believe I whiffed. From the inside of a tardis, it's amazingly easy to count three tables simultaneously. And getting trespassed as a Time Lord doesn't alter a strip rotation in the least. You go back and play in time before you were trespassed. Plus if South Point breaks your arm, you just grow a new one!
I guess that makes MDawg the MDalek. Makes sense.