Karen and I ate greens and b/eyed peas today. That Royal's gotta come!
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Karen and I ate greens and b/eyed peas today. That Royal's gotta come!
I hit my jackpot.
LMAO! The 2019 sunglasses on both of your eyes looks so photoshopped/super imposed. :D I needed that laugh today. Thank you. :D Happy new year to you too!
Jbjb maybe you can double date with mickeycrimm.
Sorry mickeycrimm but coach didn't start it.
I gloat.
Very nice pictures. So don't leave us hanging Alan. How did you meet? How's it going? She looks like a very lovely lady. Watch out. Those kind can straighten out our lives without us even realizing it. lol
You fuckers do way to much "prattling." This is a forum. So will you all PLEASE keep your thoughts to yourself. You've got Max Pen shitting razor blades. LOL
Jacquie and I dated several years ago and we got back together. She hates casino gambling. She's a former Miss Israel (watch it, she was in the Israeli army) and at one time (granted it was years ago) she was a top model in Europe.
Thanks AxelWolf. We have a lot in common including grandkids.
Like I mentioned she hates gambling. We were at Red Rock for the New Years party. That's the picture. On New Year's Day we had lunch there and I mentioned to her I had $30 free play. She said "okay" and sat with me.
But when I put $2 in the machine for the first bet she freaked out. I had to explain to her about seeding the first bet. LOL
Luckily I cashed out $35.75 and she was thrilled.
Then I walked with her to a ticket redemption machine and as I put the ticket in she freaked out. "What are you doing!"
I explained this is how you get the cash. LOL
Then we spent six hours over at the Forum Shops with a time out at the Diamond Lounge for drinks and snacks. It was my first time back at Caesars in more than a year. The Diamond Lounge had a great selection of hot foods including roast beef. We had desserts and she had some European cocktail combinations I never heard of but the waiter knew exactly what they were.
Props for being open and posting pictures of yourselves.
It's a good thing she isn't a gambler.
My wife doesn't gamble either, and I'm glad.
Hopefully she won't try to "change" you to her way of (non-gambling) thinking.
Women often try to change a man, with very mixed results.
Say what we want about Alan, but ladies seem to like him...
It's not surprising that ladies seem to like alan as he has minor celebrity cache, he's fit, he has his teeth and he doesn't look like a truck ran him over.
Nice future alimony payments you have there, Alan.
Heck, maybe you can convince her that the road to happiness goes through the maw of a VP machine.
Leave to you to top getting married at a craps table.
It seems every woman you date has a similar look. Did you ever notice that?
At least I'll give you credit for sticking to the over-50 (usually over 55) age bracket, and not going the creepy sugar daddy route.
The women I've seen you dating also look good for their age. Like, they're too old for my taste, but I'm 20 years younger than you.
Don't get married after 2 months this time.
Alan, do you think her "hatred" of casino gambling will be a problem, since you're so into it?
I'll say it since the envious WoV crowd is afraid to: Alan gets these attractive women because he's a handsome guy. The divorce problem has always been, at least in my mind, related to them not being on the same page as his seeming insatiable need for gambling action.
If this new lady who doesn't gamble (which is odd for any LV local of course) can put up with the many casino trips Alan will obviously partake in, then he has a winner. Unfortunately, if I had to bet on her being around him in 2 years, I'd bet no. But that's his M.O. A new beauty awaits.
Rob... Jacquie is an LA girl (woman). We dated about 3-4 years ago.
Then she's not the PhD?
Curious, I searched for info on the Miss Israel competition and found a list of winners:
see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Israel#Titleholders
I don't see her listed there under the name "Jacquie" but the pic of the two of you compares favorably with the image of the 1980 winner, Illana.
see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illana_Diamant
Whatever, if she keeps your balls empty and your belly full she's a keeper.
My Karen got tired of the degradation of the casino action in the past two years. That, plus she didn't like me playing short term bursts- she wanted to keep playing. When I gave in and she saw continued play only made it worse she got sick of going.
MisterV just like there are multiple pageants in the USA (Miss USA, Miss America, Miss USA-World, etc) there are multiples in every country. I saw her press clippings and I'll have to get the exact name for you... you see, the newspapers are in Hebrew. (And while I shouldn't discuss age she's close to me at 66.)
No need, alan: I was just noting that the two pics looked similar.
Speaking of wives and gambling, my wife is not a casino gambler, and that causes me to have mixed feelings.
I miss her presence when I am gone for a gambling weekend at the coast, but I appreciate her not losing money at the casino.
It's a close call, but I am more happy than sad about her not gambling.
The best part is she cuts me all the slack I need and does not nag me about my interest in gambling or the money it takes to play.
Alan getting attractive women around his age isn't as difficult as you might think.
The toughest time to get attractive women is actually when you're young. Why? Because some of them prefer older men, and the rest of them tend to be immature/shallow.
As men pass 35, they usually find it easier to find decent women, both their own age AND younger. This is due to the phenomenon that the younger women who like older men tend NOT to be shallow (though some are gold diggers), and the women their own age tend to have matured and also are fearing reaching 40 and not being married. So guys in that age group get BOTH the attractive women their own age AND a lot of attractive younger women.
Once men pass 40, they slowly become less attractive to young women (unless they're rich), but they have an ever-growing selection of women their own age. Why? Because many men in that age group tend to chase after younger women, while the women usually don't want to date younger men.
When men pass 60, they especially have a big selection of women their own age (and a little younger), due to a combination of men chasing after younger women AND the fact that men die earlier.
When men pass 70, if they have a pulse, they can almost always find a decent woman their own age to date.
So if you're an average guy, the prime ages to date attractive women under 40 occur when you're 35-39. Early 40s is still pretty good, though you're going to start having a hard time dating women under 25.
When I was single in my mid-late 30s, I found that was when it was easiest to find high quality women, even if I initially hid the fact that I was a successful poker player (which was a big thing to brag about in the 2000s, when poker was on TV constantly). One of those high quality women from that time is the one I've been with for almost 10 years now (she's close to my age, though).
Anyway, Alan is 66, and he seems to be dating in the 50-65 age group, with 55-63 being most common. Since he looks pretty good for 66, and since he has the "former TV newsman with a morning show still on TV" angle to play to make himself seem more interesting, it's not surprising that he's managing to score a number of the upper eschelon women (lookswise) in that age group.
BTW Alan, do women that age still have an interest in sex?
For some reason I have a hard time picturing women around 65 wanting to have sex, but maybe I'm wrong.
From a biological standpoint, sex for women that age is obviously pointless, whereas it makes sense that the men still have a sex drive.
I have an old woman story. I was in my late forties and a few friends and I took one of those one day Taj Mahal junket round trip flights from Long Island to A.C. in the middle of the week.
It was getting close to the time we had to meet in the lobby to go home and after losing my ass I was walking around killing time. I sat at the first machine of a row of five-dollar slot machines with not one other person at a single machine. Suddenly, two well dressed old ladies dressed to the t’s with big hats on like you see at the Derby come around the corner. One says to me “I can’t believe you’re playing my machine.” Not a slot player and killing time I ask if she would like to have it. She started to lecture me about never listening to people and never give up a machine you’re on. She than asked if I mind if she sat next to me.
After the other lady just took off, there I was sitting next to (not going to mention her name although she should be dead by now) with her asking questions about me and telling me how I remind her of her deceased husband. All different slot and casino hosts were coming up to her hugging her wishing her a happy birthday. She also went in her purse to give a slot host 500.00 dollars for a rack of coins. When she went into this envelope I was peeking and saw at least 10K in hundreds.
I also want to mention that one time she got up to hug someone for a birthday wish and I quickly got a serious whiff of swamp ass.
She said she lived in Manhattan (NY) and asked for my phone number. Instead I asked for hers and said I would call. My quick impression was she might be well off and could be interested in financing new franchise locations.
Long story longer, she was well off. Owned a 14-room apartment overlooking central park, had a home in Florida, and lived alone with just a maid. Her dead husband was some big shot from the garment industry in Harlem. (the old days Harlem) She was 74 years old, heavy but not fat, and was only interested in having sex which she talked openly about.
She knew I was married and regardless one time while talking she offered me to go with her in her Trump limo to the Taj presidential suite and spend a weekend with her. She said I wouldn’t ever have to go in my pockets to gamble, and warned me in her words “when we had our fill of each other (in bed) I don’t expect you to roll over and smoke a cigarette. I want you to hug me and tell me how terrific I was.”
Of course, I didn’t do it. The swamp ass was the spoiler.
Damn. That must have been a real killer for you. Sitting there in front of slot machines on your dead broke ass without even a nickel to gamble with after blowing your roll the night before. The casinos' sucker, right boy? It must have been horrible. And having to watch some rich bitch gamble away while blowing farts in our face must have been a real killer. Not the farts in the face but gambling it up while you sat there on your dead broke ass. Jealous as hell, right? Great story, bitchhole. Keep 'em coming.
He said "swamp ass" not "swamp gas:" the two have different meanings (hello, google).
"Swamp ass" is moisture around the anus, usually visible as a stain on pants, and does not involve a noxious odor.
For there to be a foul odor (other than flatulance aka "swamp gas") you're dealing with "duck butter."
That’s right two-bit. After blowing over 10K playing BJ and baccarat and exhausted, I sat down at a slot machine expecting to lose the last 3K of cash I had on me before the flight home. Or in other words, killing time.
Now, the big difference between a two-bit bum like you and me is, wait for it, here it comes, I’m able to laugh it up with an old lady not caring one way or the other what I lost in less than one day. In fact, if I wanted to, I had access to 3 other casinos with 10K markers.
It’s hard for two-bit hustling slot machine deposit bottle return bums to comprehend that type of living. So with that being said, I'm looking forward to your next envious post.
And by the way two-bit, I cut a check to the Taj for the 10k before I left instead of waiting 45 days to pay up. Just in case I wanted to visit again before that much time goes by.
Boy are you confused.
Any older woman's desire to have sex is no different than an older man's. The more fit and the healthier, the more sex. You can't expect old people with arthritis and rheumatism to want a roll in the sack every day. OTOH, those who respect and take care of their bodies will never fear sex.
Your take on sex by age groupings is also interesting. But my question is, if you have an attractive middle-aged gf of 10 years with a small son, why have you not asked her to marry?
I never knew that much detail about swamp ass. Anyone that smelt like shit either walking by or getting up from a chair, I automatically called it swamp ass.
Edit to add: Pay attention to the Micks above response to the old lady story, and how he twists things to fit his bullshit narrative. Mickey, people on this site are not this stupid not being able to read between your bullshit lying lines.
your dead broke ass without even a nickel to gamble
having to watch some rich bitch gamble away while blowing farts in our face
Not the farts in the face but gambling it up while you sat there on your dead broke ass.
Guess you really are uneducated or just can't retain something you just read.
You're wrong.
There's a lot of articles out there about many older women completely losing the desire for sex. While the male sex drive can also sometimes decline after age 50, in many cases it doesn't, hence all the stories about old perverts.
The main problem old men experience is a physical one -- they often can't get it up!
However, as I'm not at a point in my life where I'd be having sex with 50+ women (even if I was single), I don't have any personal experience with women that age. That's why I asked Alan.
And you're out of focus.
There are also many articles that show how keeping fit and healthy means continued sex drive. What you're reading is about the typical fatass, diabetes-stricken, arthritis-inflicted American old fart.
You asked Alan. How do you think a guy who keeps dating these older attractive women is going to respond to your "old people over 50 might as well say goodbye to sex" assertion? And what I can tell you from actual experience and not artificial intelligence via the internet: I'm 69 and my wife is 66. We have excellent sex every 7 days at the least. Neither her nor my desires have faded thus far, and obviously Alan's and his lady's hasn't either.
The problem with you confused AP's is you only see things as being valid if and only if they resemble the way you want to think they are. And that's exactly why you guys never get anywhere, and why you have such a hard time realizing there are other extraordinary answers that just don't jive with what you think the math, general opinion, or simple common sense dictates. The easy way out is never the most advantageous.
I agree. Work out and it works out for you.
Let's go with Divorce Sucks for $500 Alex. If it's a ton of sex you want, then stay single. The illusions of being the other guy is more attractive to them than THE guy.
Be selective. Wait for the game to come to you.
Like I told my son. The two most difficult years in marriage are your first and your last. Quite often, one in the same.
You can tell when a marriage is on the rocks: the couple only engage in hallway sex, running down the hallway screaming "Fuck You!" at each other.
Lost love: my bread and butter.
She comes up and says "I'm from out of town. I'm just here to get drunk and get laid."
Well, you're halfway there. :eek:
Bitchhole, thanks for exposing yourself in the old woman story. The dealbreaker with the old woman being swamp ass instead of your marital vows says a lot about you. If your word is no good with your wife it is certainly no good with anyone else. Rob is the same pathetic story. Always talking about his marital bliss. But then he also want's to screw someone's else's wife and/or daughter. Anyone personally dealing with Rob beware. If his word is no good with his wife it couldn't possibly be good with anyone else.
Oh, and I'm happy for you being a happy loser. Nothing like being the casino's bitch, right? Lots of fun and yuk yuks while getting fleeced. You sure like being their sucker boy. Many happy returns.
"Show me a happy loser and I will show you a loser." Isiah Thomas
Sex with older women and duck butter....and Kewlj said this forum is worthless
It’s funny how bullshit artists like you and Bozo insist on endlessly making fools of yourselves. Twisting posts by others to meet your phony narrative in such an obvious way like it don’t matter. I mean you guys just make up shit as you go.
It’s obvious to all reading your posts that both of you are talking out of your asses, and don’t think for a minute you’re fooling anyone. Even your virtual friends here know who the bullshitters are. They just won’t admit it being a team member. Just like you know Axel is a fraud and only admitted it because you slipped. You broke the AP virtual handshake and code.
Just calling it as I see it. You no doubt exposed Axel a virtual team member in this quoted post of yours below.
Fuck off candy ass bitch. Kj is right. I've seen you're punk shrimp ass. Five nothin'. A hundred nothin'. Just the right height to suck Shack's dick. Your hero is putting out misleading information on the AGS 5K's too. Now let's talk about how all you do is run multiple cards on freeplay to make a living. Scumbag bullshit. You're not a gambler. You're a fucking cheater. You work skippers too. That is, until you got your punk asses busted. You're a disgrace to the profession.
I owe Axel an apology. I shouldn't have went off on him like that. I thought he was making a post critical of me when in fact it was pointed at Alan. I went off and said some things I shouldn't have. That's not to say there isn't controversy in AP'ing. I dont blame Monet for feeling the way he does. He's brutally honest about some of the things that go on while others would rather keep it swept under the rug.
But Blackhole, you are putting up all this stuff to deflect from the fact that you let it slip that you have no problem cheating on your wife. If you can't honor a marriage vow what the hell can you honor?
That’s what I mean with you Mickey. You’re such a twisting lying shithead. I made it clear in my old lady post I was interested in her investing. Second, before I said I wouldn’t fuck her cause of the swamp ass, I wrote LOL which means a joke before I said it. Trying to twist some old stinky lady story into something shows just how low you’re willing to go to twist nothing into something for your own narrative. What is it you know about marriage anyhow? Conversations you had with other bums while jumping on trains to get around?
I’m also certain if you came across some fat, stinky, old lady with money at first interested in you before realizing the piece of shit you really are, you would have thought you hit the AP jackpot. Then again, even some old, fat, stinky lady with money would run from the first sight of a mutt like you.
You have nothing. You’re nothing but a two-bit hustler. Let me correct that, you have your virtual friends here who it appears you’re willing to dumb on trying to protect and maintain your own phony AP myth.
Just like this back and forth banter with you over the old lady story being twisted by you shows everyone here how fucked up and stupid you must be.
Your endless indications of stupidity are just that, ENDLESS.
The reason you went off on him is because you reacted without reading the rest of his post. This is usually the reactions you could expect from dumb idiots living off the government.
Regardless you let the cat out of the bag. You praised Axel in many posts along with complimenting his achievements in the past. When you felt he was an ally everything he was doing was just fine.
Even though you wrongly reacted to his post, you spit out the truth. You don't owe him an apology, you owe this forum an apology for trying to bullshit us with you privious phony praise of him.
YOUR A FRAUD / BULLSHIT ARTIST MICK... WE ALL KNOW IT TOO.
Can't wait to read the Mick/Twist that's coming.
Damn, I really hit a nerve with you didn't I? Stings like a bitch don't it? You got caught, bitchhole. I didn't do it to you. You did it to yourself. You are DISHONEST, plain and simple. Your word can't be trusted. You shouldn't throw stones when you live in a glass house. You can dish it out but you damn sure can't take it. You squeal like a little bitch when it spews back on you. Now climb back into your dumpster.
Had to go back and count. I haven't thought about it for awhile. I'm in my 23rd month of sobriety. But you can't say the same can you, Argentino. Got to have that beer buzz everyday, don't you? Your narcissistic imagination runs wild after a couple of beers and you write your most notorious lies about others here on VCT. You're a lush.
LOL Is that all you got? What the fuck are you talking about? Talk about trying to change the subject.
It's going to be hard for you to avoid the facts. Stop wasting time with nonsense change the subject posts, while ignoring actual facts you printed yourself.
Also, even if you quit drinking, the alcohol abuse for so many years already took it's toll on your brain.
I really love watching you squeal like a pig. Its hilarious. Cry Cry Cry you little bitch. You got caught admitting you are a lying, two faced fucker with no morals. So snivel about it some more, bitch.
Everyone stay tuned for the next episode of....BLACKHOLE THE SNIVELER
He will no sooner fess up to his own printed facts than any of the WoV rejects will admit to how their top two hot-shot "AP's" have forever humiliated themselves in front of everyone they try so hard to bamboozle with their AP load of crap.
You have to admit it's fun watching Mick piling onto his own demise.
It appears lately some of the AP club members are calling each other out. Maybe things are getting tougher these days. I heard through the grapevines Axel is getting ready for a comeback to Mick.