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Funny story... I read that a guy put $500 on black on a Roulette Game... 25 red came up... He took the $500 off the table, put it in his mouth, and started running for the front door but he was caught just inches away from the front door.... LMAO! :D
Sad story... Another guy committed suicide in a Casino after losing his life savings in one losing night... O.O... So sad... :/
Here is a firsthand crazy Casino story...
A guy playing Electric Boogaloo was excited when he got the 5 Turntable Symbol in a row(With no flame symbol). He thought he won over $2,000... He won $1.50... His excitement quickly turned to anger as the Casino refused to pay him over $2,000. He ranted that they were trying to cheat him out of his winnings and ranted that he had gotten 5 Ace Symbols and had won over $200 and now a full line of the Turntables that should pay more than 5 Aces is only $1.50? The Casino Staff and I(I play this game quite often abd even the Casino Staff pointed out I knew what I was talking about) told him that the $200+ 5 Aces(No $ Symbols) were accompanied by a Flame Symbol, no $ Symbols) we told him he needed the Turntables to show up 5 times in a row with a Flame Symbol and no $ Symbols. He was still ranting about how he was being cheated and said that I must be a Shill for the Casino, LOL... :D I slightly touched his screen to show him the Game Rules and he kind of trued to block me and the Casino Staff member gently stepped in in case he tried to hit me or something and gently told me that the Casino Staff had this under control but thanks for my help... The guy continued to rant and demanded they call the cops on him since he knew he was right.... Another Gambler told me,"I could see why he's upset... It does look like it says 5 turntables is over $2,000, and the "With flame and no $ is in very small print. I'd be mad too but he's really crossing the line." The police came and arrested the Angry Gambler.... Crazy....
The other week there was this huge drunk guy that security was trying to eject and you could tell they were trying to defuse the situation vs. going Rodney King on him since it was a Saturday night, crowded and they were trying to get him out discreetly. He kept challenging the biggest male guards to a fight so at one point they had all the guards kind of back off and they sent in this cute little early 20s female security guard who was all of 5 feet tall and maybe 90 pounds to talk to him.
He looked at her and seemed offended and said “So now I’m supposed to beat her ass?!?”
You kind of had to be there but it was very comical. It worked though. They ended up walking him out peacefully a few minutes later.
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Originally Posted by DGenBen
He knew that as a big man, hitting some petite young woman would be way more trouble than it was worth, so he decided to not even try it. ;)
I used to play poker with a really nasty individual. He literally got all choked up once and told us how he murdered someone. He was weird and I believed him but who knows. He was very abusive. So... he made some joke about hanging himself at a casino in Louisiana and the dealer reported him. So he was committed at the poker table and banned from the casino. Literally committed to the looney farm while playing poker. (And thats why you don't abuse your dealers and make suicide jokes in certain southern casinos)
Wow. That's beyond crazy. O.OQuote:
Originally Posted by accountinquestion
Exactly! And he knew he looked tough challenging all these male security guard, but challenging a small woman would make him look the opposite so it played right into his ego.Quote:
Originally Posted by TashaQuote:
Originally Posted by DGenBen
He knew that as a big man, hitting some petite young woman would be way more trouble than it was worth, so he decided to not even try it. ;)
A guy said something like,"The Casino Hotel gave my friend and I room keys to a room at the end of a hall on the third floor. I opened the door and we went in. My Friend and I noticed the full Dom P bottle and we chatted about how nice it was that they gave us a free bottle of Dom P. Then my Friend and I took a good look around the room and noticed that there were a lot of personal items in this room and thought this was strange.
We then heard snoring and looked at the bed and could see someone moving under the covers! We couldn't believe the hotel gave us keys to an already preoccupied room! We hightailed it out of that room and thanked our lucky stars that that guest hadn't been awake when we opened up the door and went in! We shuddered to think what could have happened if that guest had been awake and we went to the Hotel front desk and complained and got new keys to an unoccupied room. That was crazy!"
I DONUT believe this story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
Boz, I am not the Doughnut Person!Quote:
Originally Posted by The BozI DONUT believe this story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
I'm a fan and I DONUT believe that.Quote:
Originally Posted by TashaBoz, I am not the Doughnut Person!Quote:
Originally Posted by The BozI DONUT believe this story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
Highly doubtful.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
But I am Sparticus.
Guys, I am not the Doughnut Poster! Please believe me! :/
If I didn’t know better I would find this hard to believe, however I’ve heard a few friends tell me similar stories and one time the opposite happened to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
I was at an Indian casino in WA, and first thing they did was the front desk called me at Midnight which really ticked me off, to confirm if my room was occupied, for some reason they were confused about that.
Then after I let them know it obviously was they still sent this couple up to my room, but fortunately I had the extra latch on so they weren’t able to enter the room. Surprising how in this day and age with computers these things can happen, but as long as humans are involved errors like this will always occur.
Mistake post.
https://www.flyertalk.com/forum/trav...pied-room.html
This gives really good credence to what I said about the "Keys to already occupied hotel room," thing I spoke of. ;)
I said that someone claimed that she had a W2G form sent to her house when she won $20,000. Her husband picked up the mail and saw the W2G form and asked her," Honey, anything you want to tell me about?" LOL. :D Someone responded,"I call bullshit on Nathan's Claim that a W2G was mailed to someone's house. W2G's don't get mailed to personal addresses." A Poster stuck up for me and said something like,"I believe Nathan. She's not full of bullshit on this one. I have had W2G's mailed to my personal address." The skeptical person said something like,"I only claimed that Nathan was full of bullshit because of her deceiving ways. I know that there is a possibility that W2G's get mailed to personal addresses, I was just trying to make Nathan look like a bigger Troll than she already is. Had you been the one who claimed that a W2G was mailed to a personal address, I would have backed you up."Quote:
Originally Posted by DGenBenIf I didn’t know better I would find this hard to believe, however I’ve heard a few friends tell me similar stories and one time the opposite happened to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
I was at an Indian casino in WA, and first thing they did was the front desk called me at Midnight which really ticked me off, to confirm if my room was occupied, for some reason they were confused about that.
Then after I let them know it obviously was they still sent this couple up to my room, but fortunately I had the extra latch on so they weren’t able to enter the room. Surprising how in this day and age with computers these things can happen, but as long as humans are involved errors like this will always occur.
It is very common for casinos to issue a jackpot receipt and then mail a W2-g to address on file.
See what I mean? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxPen
Yep. I have one casino I play at that does this. Not sure why they do it that way, but they do.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxPen
I guess most or many Casinos don't mail W2G to personal addresses because of the risk of identity thieves going into random mailboxes and stwaling important documents and Social Security Numbers.Quote:
Originally Posted by DGenBenYep. I have one casino I play at that does this. Not sure why they do it that way, but they do.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxPen
A guy said that his wife one day had a lot of unexpected free play on her card, like an unexpected $300 loaded on her card and was pleasantly surprised. She thought the Casino was just being REALLY nice to her, happily played it, and turned some free play into cash. Months later, he and his wife went back to that same Casino. His wife had lost her Player's Card, so he and she went to the Player's Card to get another copy. They took her ID to make a copy, and.... Player's Club Employee staff informed her that she was actually on the Banned List for using free play that was given on her Card that was actually put as a glitch.
He and she were stunned as she honestly thought that $300 free play was just an unexpected gift from the Casino. He pointed out that his wife was not a Thief and wouldn't have played if she knew it was a glitch and not a free gift. She only found out it was a glitch when she asked for another copy of her card. wonder what would have happened if she hadn't lost her Card in the first place and put the original card in the machine? Would she have seen an,"Account banned," message?" Hmm.
I love these stories that start along the lines of "some guy said something like...".
How about "I know a guy...." :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by smurgerburger
Remember this one from a famous Las Vegas themed movie: "I know a guy. We were in the joint together. Anyone pulls a job in the western half of the United Stated and he knows about it".
Sounds like you guys are referring to billryan, he knows someone who's done every scenario known to mankind Lol.
IIRC, a Poster on this very website said something like,"On a Casino Trip one day, some Dude won huge money, like $20,000 on a $5 bet. He was so ecstatic, he begun giving a bunch of random Gambling Strangers $300 a Pop, including me. I knew eventually he was going to end up broke and begging those random Gambling Strangers for his money back. Eventually, it happened. He ended up broke and begun asking those Random Gambling Strangers for his money back just like I knew was going to end up happening. They LAUGHED at him and refused to give him his money back. He looked devastated. He ended up asking me for his money back, and I actually felt sorry for him as it was clear he made a stupid mistake in the heat of the $20,000 win. I gave him back his $300 and he was grateful he got something back and left. "
Not exactly a crazy casino story but related. There is an online forum about gambling and Vegas where occasionally you find some good tidbits of information but only after hours and hours of wading through trolling and BS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
Most of the folks that participate in the forum seem like reasonable and intelligent people and Im pretty sure most if not all of them would probably be decent people if you met them in person.
Whenever an Intelligent thread starts developing with some useful and / or interesting information, it always ends up quickly devolving into a trolling and insult contest.
It has a strange type of attraction too, because I cant resist checking it every day. And even though Im the type of person that doesn’t insult people out in the real world, for some reason when Im on the online forum I am referring too I occasionally get an irresistible urge to join in the insults also.
People often say they are leaving the forum for the above reasons, but they almost always end up coming back, its like a magnet.
There is even one person on the forum who is always creating several different accounts and posting under different names. For what purpose? I have no idea.
I suppose the main reason I like reading and occasionally posting on the forum I am talking about is that I do find it very entertaining and irresistible although Im not really sure why.
Apparently, some disheveled looking Creep was punching random men in their testicles in a Casino and then running off. IIRC, he was also touching random Women's vaginas... :/
Stop making shit up.
If he was sniffing little girls hair. It could have been Biden though. :)
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Originally Posted by MaxPenStop making shit up.
If he was sniffing little girls hair. It could have been Biden though. :)
I didn't make that up.
Not sure what happened before, but angry chick hit guy in face with a metal trash can cover. Security tackled him as he was rushing her.
There's a highly unethical crew of Asians at my local who hog up all the must-hit-bys. Apparently one made a deal with a ploppy on a 5k River Dragon because she was running low money and Asian guy wanted the machine. Eventually a huge disagreement broke out and she (ploppy) was out of money and had lost thousands. There was slot attendants, security, managers, and everything. She was in tears, but he ended up getting the machine. I have seen this same crew get hosts involved to try to force people off these machines when they get close to $4900. Dirty.
Rude "slot hustler" (he gambles it all away) cut me off from a Scarab of wilds I was clearly waiting on. (Giving ploppy polite space to cashout and walk away of their own accord). I tap him and say, "Hey man, I was waiting to play this." Basically he curses and yells me off. Lady two machines looks over funny, gets up from her Scarab, and leaves a better play behind. Made $50.
Damn Asians! Sounds like Northern CA above San Fran. They run that area.Quote:
Originally Posted by radicalwin
Some of the Filipino crews try to get other slot hustlers in trouble with security and even brag about it. They also take plays too low since they play for mailers, comps and free play rather than getting the EV up front. I have countless stories about these sacks of shit, but I don't want to get into specifics.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
Probably will be considered “racist” but I don’t know the difference. I’ve been in that area a few times from flying into SAC and was shocked at the amount of them hustling there. From the biggest place to small places the entire way up the 101 to Eureka and beyond they are watching almost every machine that is barely exploited. I can’t believe they find enough plays in those small places but I’m assuming they are working for others and are getting paid little.Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplaySome of the Filipino crews try to get other slot hustlers in trouble with security and even brag about it. They also take plays too low since they play for mailers, comps and free play rather than getting the EV up front. I have countless stories about these sacks of shit, but I don't want to get into specifics.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
The guys running meth and women at Blue Lake are making so much more.
Here is what would be a REAL AP Hustle.Quote:
Originally Posted by radicalwin
Watch Ploppy grind out money for a $5,000 Slot Progressive Jackpot.
Wait till Ploppy loses almost all his money and only has $50 left of his money money when they were SO close to winning the Progressive, like $1,000 coin in and claim that A Casino Staff Member mentioned that that machine is actually set to hit TOMORROW, claim you have on you $5,000 from a $5,000 Progressive you just hit minutes before on another machine and are up(You actually only have $3,000) and feel sorry for them and will offer them $2,000 only IF they leave this sorry game alone and write a Note bstating they are leaving the game for the $2,000.
Chances are they will be desperate to get the $2,000 after losing ALL of their money. They agree/sign, and you give them the $2,000 and they leave the game. You very soon after swoop in/down, and play the $1,000 coin in they were short and win the $5,000 Progressive. You made a $2,000 Profit in just minutes. If the Ploppy sees the win and cusses you out, you can plausibly claim you got two similar looking games mixed up. If the Ploppy tries to get Casino Staff on you claiming that you "Stole," the Progressive Machine from them you can honestly claim you bought the Progressive machine from them fair and square with the $2,000 and show them the signed contract. :)
Yes, that's right they get paid to make phone calls as part of their revenue stream when they degen away their bank rolls. However, if they have a bank roll, they won't make calls they're being paid to make and instead take down the "plays" (too low for upfront EV as mentioned earlier) themselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Boz
It's amusing to watch them go into rabbit mode if they recognize a known hustler - they start to run around the casino like fleas to get in front of the plays. One dude started to yell at his friend in Tagolog when I beat his friend to a GE play that hit pretty well for about $140 (I guess he was supposed to be monitoring that bank of GEs more closely) a couple years back. I was rolling in laughter. Fuck those cunts.
How does this make you better than them?Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
It reads like you are a cunt too.
Strawman much ? Where did I say I was better than anybody ? It's quite rare for you to make a post without a question isn't it ?Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellyHow does this make you better than them?Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
It reads like you are a cunt too.
Have it your way...you're no better than a flea.Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
You're no better than a pile of dog shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellyHave it your way...you're no better than a flea.Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
Happened in the Mid-Atlantic region. They hog all the must-hit-bys, but leave most other stuff alone like FV and BD. Apparently they use new player cards to turn -ev positive so they can take the game early. They end up with a ton of freeplay and comps.Quote:
Originally Posted by The BozDamn Asians! Sounds like Northern CA above San Fran. They run that area.Quote:
Originally Posted by radicalwin
You keep grinding out that rent money, Poindexter. That's noble work you're doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
Keep guessing Sandusky. Ron Artest has a math degree.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellyYou keep grinding out that rent money, Poindexter. That's noble work you're doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
A GE play takes a minute or two. It's about how many plays you get in a day. When I was doing it those "small plays" added up to about 10K per month. That's with hardly any overhead.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellyYou keep grinding out that rent money, Poindexter. That's noble work you're doing.Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
They work the 10K's in the midwest to.Quote:
Originally Posted by radicalwinHappened in the Mid-Atlantic region. They hog all the must-hit-bys, but leave most other stuff alone like FV and BD. Apparently they use new player cards to turn -ev positive so they can take the game early. They end up with a ton of freeplay and comps.Quote:
Originally Posted by The BozDamn Asians! Sounds like Northern CA above San Fran. They run that area.Quote:
Originally Posted by radicalwin
Fake news.Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
Now I'm guessing that none of your stories are true.
Ask Metta to help you with your anxiety, you're obviously a mess.
Like I said, keep guessing. I don't care what you think.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellyFake news.Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
Now I'm guessing that none of your stories are true.
Ask Metta to help you with your anxiety, you're obviously a mess.
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