New challenge for the Little Man

I offered a heads up boxing challenge for Mike at 25k each. The rounds and details to be determined. I’m open to head gear or no head gear. Obviously winner take all if he will sign an affidavit it is his money and no one else’s.

Or $50k and we can broadcast it, again winner take all and we can sign sponsors and split any proceeds either gets from it. But it has to be UFC style when one has to quit.

Of course the little man would accept a simple $20k trivia challenge so I know he won’t accept this one.

And yea before anyone asks, I am older than this guy and want to kick his ass. I have so many reasons but in the end I’m doing a good deed toward a guy who obviously treats women like shit and is just a dick.

Tell me why I’m wrong. Or let’s make it happen Mike.

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What's the tale of the tape for this match?

If you hate Mike so much, why care if dawg shits all over the site?

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I offered a heads up boxing challenge for Mike at 25k each. The rounds and details to be determined. I’m open to head gear or no head gear. Obviously winner take all if he will sign an affidavit it is his money and no one else’s.

Or $50k and we can broadcast it, again winner take all and we can sign sponsors and split any proceeds either gets from it. But it has to be UFC style when one has to quit.

Of course the little man would accept a simple $20k trivia challenge so I know he won’t accept this one.

And yea before anyone asks, I am older than this guy and want to kick his ass. I have so many reasons but in the end I’m doing a good deed toward a guy who obviously treats women like shit and is just a dick.

Tell me why I’m wrong. Or let’s make it happen Mike.

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Zero chance Shank takes you up on that offer. I applaud you, for continuing to call out, his non stop hypocrisy and bullshit though. He would get his ass handed to him, by the majority of guys, that are in half decent health.

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I offered a heads up boxing challenge for Mike at 25k each

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Can I box jbjb on the undercard?

He obviously needs a beating, and I think I can deliver one his way.

What do you say jbjb?

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I offered a heads up boxing challenge for Mike at 25k each

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Can I box jbjb on the undercard?

He obviously needs a beating, and I think I can deliver one his way.

What do you say jbjb?

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I'd bet on you. I'm not a fighter, boxer or anything of the like.

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I offered a heads up boxing challenge for Mike at 25k each. The rounds and details to be determined. I’m open to head gear or no head gear. Obviously winner take all if he will sign an affidavit it is his money and no one else’s.

Or $50k and we can broadcast it, again winner take all and we can sign sponsors and split any proceeds either gets from it. But it has to be UFC style when one has to quit.

Of course the little man would accept a simple $20k trivia challenge so I know he won’t accept this one.

And yea before anyone asks, I am older than this guy and want to kick his ass. I have so many reasons but in the end I’m doing a good deed toward a guy who obviously treats women like shit and is just a dick.

Tell me why I’m wrong. Or let’s make it happen Mike.

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Zero chance Shank takes you up on that offer. I applaud you, for continuing to call out, his non stop hypocrisy and bullshit though. He would get his ass handed to him, by the majority of guys, that are in half decent health.

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People may be underestimating the cardio capacity Mike has. I'm pretty sure he could wear most people out running around in the ring. Just saying,,,,I'm not interested in speculating on any outcomes.

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I offered a heads up boxing challenge for Mike at 25k each. The rounds and details to be determined. I’m open to head gear or no head gear. Obviously winner take all if he will sign an affidavit it is his money and no one else’s.

Or $50k and we can broadcast it, again winner take all and we can sign sponsors and split any proceeds either gets from it. But it has to be UFC style when one has to quit.

Of course the little man would accept a simple $20k trivia challenge so I know he won’t accept this one.

And yea before anyone asks, I am older than this guy and want to kick his ass. I have so many reasons but in the end I’m doing a good deed toward a guy who obviously treats women like shit and is just a dick.

Tell me why I’m wrong. Or let’s make it happen Mike.

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Zero chance Shank takes you up on that offer. I applaud you, for continuing to call out, his non stop hypocrisy and bullshit though. He would get his ass handed to him, by the majority of guys, that are in half decent health.

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People may be underestimating the cardio capacity Mike has. I'm pretty sure he could wear most people out running around in the ring. Just saying,,,,I'm not interested in speculating on any outcomes.

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https://youtu.be/di_EOYFO49I

The full story...

https://youtu.be/SD1n-DKUIeE

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I'm not a fighter, boxer or anything of the like.

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Yeah, no shit.

But nobody's betting...just a man giving a punk the beating he's been asking for his whole life.

Don't be a punk anymore, be a man and take responsibility for your arrogance, and the comeuppance that you deserve.

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People may be underestimating the cardio capacity Mike has. I'm pretty sure he could wear most people out running around in the ring.

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Everybody has a game plan until they get punched in the face.

Dont waste your typing skills. You aren't going to goad me into any of your bullshit.

Also, don't threaten violence to me over the internet...

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People may be underestimating the cardio capacity Mike has. I'm pretty sure he could wear most people out running around in the ring.

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Everybody has a game plan until they get punched in the face.

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True,,,, and most people that will do it don't talk about it beforehand. It just happens. But this is a proposed contest more than an organic street fight.

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this is a proposed contest more than an organic street fight.

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Doesn't matter...it even applies in a pro boxing match...the quote was from Mike Tyson.

The undercard Hmmm. Opening match KJ versus Mendleson in a loser leave town match, Belly/ JBJB anything goes no DQ street fight, Micky vs Ditz in a ball&peen on pole match (whoever gets the hammer first wins), In a special handicap match, Monet vs Mdawg, Wynnpleasure, acountingquestion ect, featuring special referee Tasha, In the semi main event, Rob Singer versus Bob Dancer in an old fucks match (weapons allowed), and in the main event a for all the marbles, bragging rights and $50,000 cash, a super grudge match between Mike "The Misogoist" Wizard fighting out of Las Vegas Nevada, and from Parts Unknown Boz "The Legend Killer" Smith. Mcap is the ring announcer, Evenbob is running concessions And quahaug is timekeeper at the bell. Tickets $15- $75 in advance, higher at the door.

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The undercard Hmmm. Opening match KJ versus Mendleson in a loser leave town match, Belly/ JBJB anything goes no DQ street fight, Micky vs Ditz in a ball&peen on pole match (whoever gets the hammer first wins), In a special handicap match, Monet vs Mdawg, Wynnpleasure, acountingquestion ect, featuring special referee Tasha, In the semi main event, Rob Singer versus Bob Dancer in an old fucks match (weapons allowed), and in the main event a for all the marbles, bragging rights and $50,000 cash, a super grudge match between Mike "The Misogoist" Wizard fighting out of Las Vegas Nevada, and from Parts Unknown Boz "The Legend Killer" Smith. Mcap is the ring announcer, Evenbob is running concessions And quahaug is timekeeper at the bell. Tickets $15- $75 in advance, higher at the door.

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Wynn and Tasha should be doing the play by play.

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The undercard Hmmm. Opening match KJ versus Mendleson in a loser leave town match, Belly/ JBJB anything goes no DQ street fight, Micky vs Ditz in a ball&peen on pole match (whoever gets the hammer first wins), In a special handicap match, Monet vs Mdawg, Wynnpleasure, acountingquestion ect, featuring special referee Tasha, In the semi main event, Rob Singer versus Bob Dancer in an old fucks match (weapons allowed), and in the main event a for all the marbles, bragging rights and $50,000 cash, a super grudge match between Mike "The Misogoist" Wizard fighting out of Las Vegas Nevada, and from Parts Unknown Boz "The Legend Killer" Smith. Mcap is the ring announcer, Evenbob is running concessions And quahaug is timekeeper at the bell. Tickets $15- $75 in advance, higher at the door.

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Wynn and Tasha should be doing the play by play.

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I may not be up enough on all the socks.

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don't threaten violence to me over the internet...

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Take it easy, snowflake, it's a contest. I won't be sneaking up on you.

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The undercard Hmmm. Opening match KJ versus Mendleson in a loser leave town match, Belly/ JBJB anything goes no DQ street fight, Micky vs Ditz in a ball&peen on pole match (whoever gets the hammer first wins), In a special handicap match, Monet vs Mdawg, Wynnpleasure, acountingquestion ect, featuring special referee Tasha, In the semi main event, Rob Singer versus Bob Dancer in an old fucks match (weapons allowed), and in the main event a for all the marbles, bragging rights and $50,000 cash, a super grudge match between Mike "The Misogoist" Wizard fighting out of Las Vegas Nevada, and from Parts Unknown Boz "The Legend Killer" Smith. Mcap is the ring announcer, Evenbob is running concessions And quahaug is timekeeper at the bell. Tickets $15- $75 in advance, higher at the door.

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Wynn and Tasha should be doing the play by play.

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I may not be up enough on all the socks.

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If you were, you'd be wasting your time.

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The undercard Hmmm. Opening match KJ versus Mendleson in a loser leave town match, Belly/ JBJB anything goes no DQ street fight, Micky vs Ditz in a ball&peen on pole match (whoever gets the hammer first wins), In a special handicap match, Monet vs Mdawg, Wynnpleasure, acountingquestion ect, featuring special referee Tasha, In the semi main event, Rob Singer versus Bob Dancer in an old fucks match (weapons allowed), and in the main event a for all the marbles, bragging rights and $50,000 cash, a super grudge match between Mike "The Misogoist" Wizard fighting out of Las Vegas Nevada, and from Parts Unknown Boz "The Legend Killer" Smith. Mcap is the ring announcer, Evenbob is running concessions And quahaug is timekeeper at the bell. Tickets $15- $75 in advance, higher at the door.

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Some great matchups there, the best one being Singer vs Dancer. Consolation prize going to KJ vs Mendelson :)

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Consolation prize going to KJ vs Mendelson :)

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Except, I have no problem with Alan. I have praised him for coming forward and telling the truth about what Singer revealed to him. Alan also helped me negotiate the complex Nevada (DETR) unemployment system for gig workers during the covid shutdown which helped me and my brother collect unemployment for 11 weeks.

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Consolation prize going to KJ vs Mendelson :)

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Except, I have no problem with Alan. I have praised him for coming forward and telling the truth about what Singer revealed to him. Alan also helped me negotiate the complex Nevada (DETR) unemployment system for gig workers during the covid shutdown which helped me and my brother collect unemployment for 11 weeks.

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Just admit it, there's guilt about fighting a guy whose 30+ years older.

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Just admit it, there's guilt about fighting a guy whose 30+ years older.

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No guilt goofball, because I would never fight a guy 30+ years older. As a matter of fact, I don't glorify fighting. It is not the way mature adults settle things. Do you know how silly you guys look with this 3rd grade mentality of "calling out" someone to fight in the parking lot after school? I mean seriously the problem with this forum is it is a bunch of insecure, immature dudes, in the 40's, 50's, 60's and even 70's who never grew beyond a grade school mentality. You know where else that same mentality is prevalent? The prison yards.

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The undercard Hmmm. Opening match KJ versus Mendleson in a loser leave town match, Belly/ JBJB anything goes no DQ street fight, Micky vs Ditz in a ball&peen on pole match (whoever gets the hammer first wins), In a special handicap match, Monet vs Mdawg, Wynnpleasure, acountingquestion ect, featuring special referee Tasha, In the semi main event, Rob Singer versus Bob Dancer in an old fucks match (weapons allowed), and in the main event a for all the marbles, bragging rights and $50,000 cash, a super grudge match between Mike "The Misogoist" Wizard fighting out of Las Vegas Nevada, and from Parts Unknown Boz "The Legend Killer" Smith. Mcap is the ring announcer, Evenbob is running concessions And quahaug is timekeeper at the bell. Tickets $15- $75 in advance, higher at the door.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO6AVZ9p4s0

The excitement over one of the dumbest things that’s never going to happen here (as usual) says a lot about the caliber of the same twenty fools that visit this place.

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The excitement over one of the dumbest things that’s never going to happen here (as usual) says a lot about the caliber of the same twenty fools that visit this place.

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About the only thing anyone could expect out of this is a wimp like kew making sure he lets everyone know how "tough" he is by announcing how he won't face anyone older than him. If he wasn't well known as a forum pussy...he is now.

Confusing as to why I'd be pitted against Dancer. I have nothing against him other than a few things he's done to other people, and I believe he's been a hard working guy in the world of gambling. There's far worse in that town who constantly ask for fat lips.

The other part to this is, although I'm probably the only one anywhere close to this site that's 40+ years removed from being trained on how to stop assholes from breathing and likely still capable of it when it comes to younger nobodies, no one on this forum even comes close to being either threatening enuf or menacing enuf to qualify for a quality beating--or worse.

Most of this nonsense is created by slugs who live in misery in and around the dying dump called LV. Face it--its heydays are over, and I look back with fond memories at how much I took from almost every casino. Now the shithole can die it's slow, excruciating death. Once Sisolak shuts it down again it's all over, and none too soon. In fact, that idiot can go too.

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I offered a heads up boxing challenge for Mike at 25k each. The rounds and details to be determined. I’m open to head gear or no head gear. Obviously winner take all if he will sign an affidavit it is his money and no one else’s.

Or $50k and we can broadcast it, again winner take all and we can sign sponsors and split any proceeds either gets from it. But it has to be UFC style when one has to quit.

Of course the little man would accept a simple $20k trivia challenge so I know he won’t accept this one.

And yea before anyone asks, I am older than this guy and want to kick his ass. I have so many reasons but in the end I’m doing a good deed toward a guy who obviously treats women like shit and is just a dick.

Tell me why I’m wrong. Or let’s make it happen Mike.

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Zero chance Shank takes you up on that offer. I applaud you, for continuing to call out, his non stop hypocrisy and bullshit though. He would get his ass handed to him, by the majority of guys, that are in half decent health.

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People may be underestimating the cardio capacity Mike has. I'm pretty sure he could wear most people out running around in the ring. Just saying,,,,I'm not interested in speculating on any outcomes.

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I remember this one coach in school that when two kids got into it he would put the boxing gloves on them and let them duke it out. The gloves were so big we couldn't hurt each other and would fight until we got winded.

Boz, you want the lightest gloves possible. MMA would be the best. That way you can knock him out before getting winded.

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Zero chance Shank takes you up on that offer. I applaud you, for continuing to call out, his non stop hypocrisy and bullshit though. He would get his ass handed to him, by the majority of guys, that are in half decent health.

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People may be underestimating the cardio capacity Mike has. I'm pretty sure he could wear most people out running around in the ring. Just saying,,,,I'm not interested in speculating on any outcomes.

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I remember this one coach in school that when two kids got into it he would put the boxing gloves on them and let them duke it out. The gloves were so big we couldn't hurt each other and would fight until we got winded.

Boz, you want the lightest gloves possible. MMA would be the best. That way you can knock him out before getting winded.

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Those gloves would be perfect you, against Comrade Dietz, from what he says, he's a slightly older, in similar cardiovascular health as Shank.

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People may be underestimating the cardio capacity Mike has. I'm pretty sure he could wear most people out running around in the ring. Just saying,,,,I'm not interested in speculating on any outcomes.

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I remember this one coach in school that when two kids got into it he would put the boxing gloves on them and let them duke it out. The gloves were so big we couldn't hurt each other and would fight until we got winded.

Boz, you want the lightest gloves possible. MMA would be the best. That way you can knock him out before getting winded.

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Those gloves would be perfect you, against Comrade Dietz, from what he says, he's a slightly older, in similar cardiovascular health as Shank.

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Muhammad Ali and me had to retire. A step slow and one punch to many. But if we had to fight I would just as soon it be in a phone booth. That way he can't do the tap dance.

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Do you know how silly you guys look with this 3rd grade mentality of "calling out" someone to fight in the parking lot after school?

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You called me out to fight, and then didn't show up.

Which grade mentality is that?

When did the world's disputes stop getting settled by fighting?

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Consolation prize going to KJ vs Mendelson :)

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Except, I have no problem with Alan. I have praised him for coming forward and telling the truth about what Singer revealed to him. Alan also helped me negotiate the complex Nevada (DETR) unemployment system for gig workers during the covid shutdown which helped me and my brother collect unemployment for 11 weeks.

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We'll have to engineer a heel turn in the weeks leading up to the match, maybe KJ can find his buried killer instinct and blind side Alan. Rob, I originally had Singer/Ditz down on the undercard but realized Singer/Dancer in a higher spot was a natural.

Just saying because it is fantasy, but I’m willing to go 10-1 against Dietz up to $100K on my end if the rules can be agreed upon. Obviously it won’t happen.

But I also will go heads up for $10k even money any NFL weekend against him on 10 games against the spread of each of our choices. I’m at a disadvantage since he is a Professional “Handicapper”, but I’m still in.

Let’s do it Robert, you obviously have the edge.

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maybe KJ can find his buried killer instinct and blind side Alan.

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Alan is pretty frail, I don't think he's a good candidate for this card.

But I'm relatively fit, and I'll take KJ on after I finish jbjb.

Will I still be able to crash my fist, knee or elbow through KJ's breast bone, or has it had time to heal up properly?

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I also will go heads up for $10k even money any NFL weekend against him on 10 games against the spread of each of our choices.

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I don't see any way for the ditz to turn this down and save face.

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maybe KJ can find his buried killer instinct and blind side Alan.

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Alan is pretty frail, I don't think he's a good candidate for this card.

But I'm relatively fit, and I'll take KJ on after I finish jbjb.

Will I still be able to crash my fist, knee or elbow through KJ's breast bone, or has it had time to heal up properly?

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Problem is you don't live in L.V. do you?

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Problem is you don't live in L.V. do you?

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Only a problem if the event is tomorrow.

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maybe KJ can find his buried killer instinct and blind side Alan.

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But I'm relatively fit, and I'll take KJ on after I finish jbjb.

Will I still be able to crash my fist, knee or elbow through KJ's breast bone, or has it had time to heal up properly?

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Is that supposed to be amusing?

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Is that supposed to be amusing?

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Are you supposed to be amusing?

You want a spot on the card?

If you guys are so anxious to prove what tough guys you are, so anxious to fight....join the military. Even if Trump pulls out we will be back fighting in the Middle East or somewhere else before long. War in the Middle East NEVER ends. So join up go over and show what tough guys you are.

Biden loves war.

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If you guys are so anxious to prove what tough guys you are, so anxious to fight....join the military. Even if Trump pulls out we will be back fighting in the Middle East or somewhere else before long. War in the Middle East NEVER ends. So join up go over and show what tough guys you are.

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I don't want to prove that I'm a tough guy.

I just want to kick your ass.

Talk Shit...Get Hit.

Did you think that you could avoid the consequences of your personality forever?

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If you guys are so anxious to prove what tough guys you are, so anxious to fight....join the military. Even if Trump pulls out we will be back fighting in the Middle East or somewhere else before long. War in the Middle East NEVER ends. So join up go over and show what tough guys you are.

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I don't want to prove that I'm a tough guy.

I just want to kick your ass.

Talk Shit...Get Hit.

Did you think that you could avoid the consequences of your personality forever?

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It would be nice just to be able to bitchslap anyone who disagree's with me. Unfortunately, where I'm from, they're trigger happy motherfuckers. You don't get to play whoopass. You have to play gunfight at the OK Corral.

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It would be nice just to be able to bitchslap anyone who disagree's with me. Unfortunately, where I'm from, they're trigger happy motherfuckers. You don't get to play whoopass. You have to play gunfight at the OK Corral.

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They carry guns to protect themselves from another man's hands?

Nobody shot that football player who was pushing a smaller guy around the bar.

And nobody shot the guy who laid him out.

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It would be nice just to be able to bitchslap anyone who disagree's with me. Unfortunately, where I'm from, they're trigger happy motherfuckers. You don't get to play whoopass. You have to play gunfight at the OK Corral.

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They carry guns to protect themselves from another man's hands?

Nobody shot that football player who was pushing a smaller guy around the bar.

And nobody shot the guy who laid him out.

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As one uncle told me "ain't nobody beatin' on my fuckin' head." He carried a pistol everywhere he went.

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As one uncle told me "ain't nobody beatin' on my fuckin' head." He carried a pistol everywhere he went.

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He must have been very confident.

At least we know he wasn't shaking because he was cold,
everywhere he went.

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As one uncle told me "ain't nobody beatin' on my fuckin' head." He carried a pistol everywhere he went.

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He must have been very confident.

At least we know he wasn't shaking because he was cold,
everywhere he went.

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Lol, Belly STFU would you please...it’s been highly amusing watching you run around here for so long acting like you’re Steven Segal in Above The Law, but I’d lay donuts to dollars you’re 5’4 260lbs with a pot belly and 4 strands of head on your dome

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I’d lay donuts to dollars you’re 5’4 260lbs with a pot belly and 4 strands of head on your dome

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260 is in the ballpark, but you are about a foot short.

But that's easy enough to reconcile. Let's bet...how much?

DO can testify, and even post a photo.

I promise not to wear a mask, or even have a bald spot.

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I’d lay donuts to dollars you’re 5’4 260lbs with a pot belly and 4 strands of head on your dome

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260 is in the ballpark, but you are about a foot short.

But that's easy enough to reconcile. Let's bet...how much?

DO can testify, and even post a photo.

I promise not to wear a mask, or even have a bald spot.

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Wow, 6’4 260...you’re a beast...I better watch it. I’m terribly sorry lololololololol

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Wow, 6’4 260...you’re a beast...I better watch it.

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Let's bet...my dollars to your donuts.

After all, you can't get to 260 by avoiding donuts.

But you must agree to settle up in person.

Double or nothing on how many strands of hair I have on my dome?

What's your line +/- 4 strands?

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Wow, 6’4 260...you’re a beast...I better watch it.

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Let's bet...my dollars to your donuts.

After all, you can't get to 260 by avoiding donuts.

But you must agree to settle up in person.

Double or nothing on how many strands of hair I have on my dome?

What's your line +/- 4 strands?

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Nah, you win...you’re 6’4 260 with a head of hair like Johnny Depp...I stand corrected

The Coach I have observed over the years is an antagonist, but is more than willing to stand up for any wager he puts out there. Never met the guy but I have to believe his word is good. Compared to these guys who show up out of nowhere with outrageous claims, Coach never has.

But damn, the guy asks a lot of questions!

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Yeah, I didn't think so.

Johnny Depp??? LOL

Do you have his poster on the wall in your bedroom?

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But damn, the guy asks a lot of questions!

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Just trying to get my bearings.

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Yeah, I didn't think so.

Johnny Depp??? LOL

Do you have his poster on the wall in your bedroom?

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Didn’t think so what?...that I’d wanna meet up with some dude I’ve never met to settle a bet on how much hair he has or doesn’t?...yeah I guess you’d be right, I set my life goals a tad bit higher than that....and no Johnny Depp, was always partial to Patrick Swayze myself lol

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settle a bet on how much hair he has or doesn’t?

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You offered the bet.

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I’d lay donuts to dollars you’re 5’4 260lbs with a pot belly and 4 strands of head on your dome

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Why bother, unless you're willing to follow through?

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settle a bet on how much hair he has or doesn’t?

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You offered the bet.

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I’d lay donuts to dollars you’re 5’4 260lbs with a pot belly and 4 strands of head on your dome

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Why bother, unless you're willing to follow through?

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I was speculating, didn’t mean I literally wanted to wager on how much hair you have...you’ve obviously proved me wrong and I think I’ve stated that lol ..would you like a dozen roses?

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would you like a dozen roses?

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No roses...donuts.

Grow a set already, and back up all your shit talking.

Do you want a spot on the Boz vs Wiz undercard?

Better get your weight up if you do.

Hair-pulling will be allowed, so there's your edge.

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would you like a dozen roses?

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No roses...donuts.

Grow a set already, and back up all your shit talking.

Do you want a spot on the Boz vs Wiz undercard?

Better get your weight up if you do.

Hair-pulling will be allowed, so there's your edge.

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If you actually think that abortion is going to happen, you’re even dumber than I thought...so to answer you’re question, no I don’t want a spot on this fairy tale undercard

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no I don’t want a spot

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It can happen, but I don't know if it will.

But as for you...talk shit, get hit...now put up or shut up.

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no I don’t want a spot

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It can happen, but I don't know if it will.

But as for you...talk shit, get hit...now put up or shut up.

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Lemme get this straight, you actually think there’s a chance that a bunch of guys seemingly all over 40,are gonna agree to meet up somewhere and have a cage or boxing match because someone insulted them over a computer?...is that really what you’re telling me is a possibility? I guess growing a 3rd arm out of your asshole is also a possibility but it ain’t happening...in fact, the arm is more probably than the other scenario lol

As to your last sentence, I’m not 12 years old so I’ll take a pass

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You must think that only 12 year olds fight.

Where are you from? You must have been raised by women.

Wise up...disputes among men have always been settled by fighting, that hasn't changed.

Cowards scramble to find their way out of fighting, that hasn't changed either.

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You must think that only 12 year olds fight.

Where are you from? You must have been raised by women.

Wise up...disputes among men have always been settled by fighting, that hasn't changed.

Cowards scramble to find their way out of fighting, that hasn't changed either.

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I was raised by one woman so you're 1/2 right...grew up with 2 brothers and no sisters, so yeah fighting growing up was a pretty normal occurrence, but that sorta waned when we started becoming adult age....anyhow, the Mrs must be at Bingo tonight and you need someone to talk to, but I have an early day tomorrow and wanna watch the end of this football game... getting bored anyway....Have a good evening Sir and good luck on your quest. Hope you get to beat someone`s ass really soon. If not, there's always Call of Duty on X-Box

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I thought so...no father in the home, and it shows.

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no I don’t want a spot

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It can happen, but I don't know if it will.

But as for you...talk shit, get hit...now put up or shut up.

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Lemme get this straight, you actually think there’s a chance that a bunch of guys seemingly all over 40,are gonna agree to meet up somewhere and have a cage or boxing match because someone insulted them over a computer?...is that really what you’re telling me is a possibility? I guess growing a 3rd arm out of your asshole is also a possibility but it ain’t happening...in fact, the arm is more probably than the other scenario lol

As to your last sentence, I’m not 12 years old so I’ll take a pass

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The only under 40 match, would be KJ vs Tasha. LMAO

I always like watching the cocky fighters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajeh6SguRbY

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no I don’t want a spot

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It can happen, but I don't know if it will.

But as for you...talk shit, get hit...now put up or shut up.

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Coach. What have you been putting in your morning Wheaties? You've gotten pretty feisty lately. It's hilarious. I had you pegged as a totally average guy who is retired (maybe a little balding) and likes to go with his wife to casinos, play smart and get a little comp then head home and mow the lawn and such.

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no I don’t want a spot

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It can happen, but I don't know if it will.

But as for you...talk shit, get hit...now put up or shut up.

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Coach. What have you been putting in your morning Wheaties? You've gotten pretty feisty lately. It's hilarious. I had you pegged as a totally average guy who is retired (maybe a little balding) and likes to go with his wife to casinos, play smart and get a little comp then head home and mow the lawn and such.

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Coach has been trying to arrange meetups with dudes on the internet for a long time. I think there’s an app for that.

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Coach. What have you been putting in your morning Wheaties? You've gotten pretty feisty lately. It's hilarious. I had you pegged as a totally average guy who is retired (maybe a little balding) and likes to go with his wife to casinos, play smart and get a little comp then head home and mow the lawn and such.

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I'm not retired, not even a little balding, and Mexicans mow the lawn.

Not seeing too much casino action these days,
I'm more of a barfly than comp chaser in casinos,
and the bars haven't been open much during this emergency.

Boz fired me up with his boxing idea.

I've always loved fighting, watching fights and the fight game.

Shit, we fought on the hill after school almost every day as kids.

I used to organize boxing matches to settle neighborhood beefs,
just like on the Little Rascals, if you know who they were.

Played on both sides of the line for many years,
that was like a new fight every 30 seconds.

Fighting is a sport and an art, it's the OG of sports.

Dorks that don't enjoy physical competition shy away and stick to bird watching
and board games, they rationalize their fear by calling it maturity,
but really they're just bitches.

That's OK, it takes all kinds, and they feel better about themselves
by thanking the fighters for protecting them.

Yes it is hilarious, glad you're enjoying the hype.

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I always like watching the cocky fighters

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Which fighters aren't cocky?

Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
I always like watching the cocky fighters


Of course you like the cocks Mickey!! LOL

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I always like watching the cocky fighters

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Which fighters aren't cocky?

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I don't see any cockiness in this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFUJ3KDjrlI