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MisterV (I think addressing you as Mr MisterV would be redundant) I was told you were on hiatus from this and other forums for a while. What happened? Were you researching casinos during your hiatus from posting? You certainly have a lot of new energy and experiences to share. If you found the golden fleece during your absence please share the success. Thank you.
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Originally Posted by AndrewG
ya know how they claim pets take on the personality of their owners? Well I guess that applied to law clerks and assistants, taking on the personality of their boss's clients as well, because you sound just like Alan with a question like that. ;)
I think he already explained all this.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndrewG
Hah, then you'd know how to win every time you play, just like me.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndrewG
Sorry boyo, there can be only one, and that one is me!
Stanford undergrad, Harvard Law, Senior partner and renowned litigator; hell, I recently married a beautiful Italian heiress at the baccarat table at Wynn; poor girl doesn't know what she's in for, with her being so very generous with her billions, bwa ha ha.
Why did she pick me?
She didn't, silly boy: I picked her, the lucky girl.
Now go back to schlepping refurbished VCR's and boxloads of broken freight, I need to chat with Elon about some things I want him to change with his business model.
Now where's that fucking toy monkey, time for some more baccarat.
MisterV came back to forums to devote his existence to MDawg.
https://i.imgur.com/zHlNq4H.jpg
At WOV, I don't believe he has made more than a few posts other than revolving around MDawg. He spends all his free time polishing praise (prose?) to MDawg. Isn't he retired? Correction - he spends all his time polishing praise (prose?) to MDawg.
Lately especially, there really isn't much people like jbjb, AxelAss, UNKewlJ and MisterV post about at these forums unless it has to do with MDawg.
For example, I have it on good authority that when UNKewlJ goes into the dive casinos he frequents and tries to grind out a few bucks, he keeps saying to himself, Damn! I wish I could win like MDawg. Think about it - in one $15,000. ahead session today I booked an infinite times more than the UNKewl booked all year in 2020, considering UNKewl ended in the red and gave up.
UNKewlJ is like a retard that can't stop babbling incoherently about the same subject. What this boy needs is to reset his mania and stop that record skipping repetition of his on the subject of MDawg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdTTqDGPEeg
Oh yeah, one more thing. Thanksgiving 2017, just over a month removed from heart surgery, I traveled to Phila for a trip already planned. Let's see sunday afternoon: I can meet up with a troll from the internet forum, coach belly, or attend the Eagles / Bears games and see the Eagles on their way to a Superbowl Championship. Yeah, I chose the Eagles. No regrets here. :cool:
You planned our meeting...you picked the day, date, time and place.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
As far as anyone knows, you made up the heart surgery and Eagles tickets stories.
Fucking bullshitting sissy tewlj. What is wrong with you?
What is wrong with me? What is wrong with you? You are the biggest idiot on these forums. Singer and Mdawg maybe bigger bullshitters, but you are the biggest freaking idiot, by far. BY FAR! You ARE the village idiot! And please note that I said forums (plural).Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
What's homophobic about acknowledging your love for sucking dick?Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Go suck a dick, do what you gotta do to make a buck.
You keep bringing it up as if anybody cares what you do for a living.
And you are the biggest liar on these forums.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Fully half of your life spent lying about yourself and to yourself.
What is wrong with you?
See how juvenile you are. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellyWhat's homophobic about acknowledging your love for sucking dick?Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Go suck a dick, do what you gotta do to make a buck.
You keep bringing it up as if anybody cares what you do for a living.
Do you honestly believe anyone thinks I make a buck by sucking dick? But ask if the old pervert coach PAYS some bucks to suck of the underage boys and you will have some that believe that, including me. :cool:
Absolutely, many members believe you make your nut by sucking dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
You would be homeless if not for sucking dick.
Isn't that true?
Yeah, you got me. It is all a big lie. I started posting on gambling forums in 2006, my 3rd year of playing blackjack, sharing my journey. That 3rd year I made 12 grand, which was a little better than my first two years when I made 10 grand and 9 grand. I wonder if the people on that blackjack site were impressed? Over the next few years, able to move up in stakes, I made 26k, 39k, 50ishk. I'll bet everyone was as impressed as hell. Then Atlantic City caved in for me, when Borgata started bet restricting me. So I picked up and moved across country to Vegas.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellyAnd you are the biggest liar on these forums.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Fully half of your life spent lying about yourself and to yourself.
What is wrong with you?
But wait that was all a lie. I was really making french fries at McDonalds, and just relocated to make french fries at a Las Vegas McDonalds. For the next 11 years, while making french fries, and later bumped up to Burgers, I kept the charade going, sharing tales of riches and buckets of money, and expensive jewlery. Oh wait I am mixing up some one else's "tales". Mine was that of a mid level player, grinding out a living, 60, 70, 80k a year. On a good year, 100k, on a couple bad years 27k and 14k last year.
Yep, you got me, coach suck me off. It was all a 15 year lie, of a modest living making about what a fast food manager makes, a couple years, even what the french fry guy makes.
Idiot!!! and I am not saying that as a bust. You are a freaking stupid fuck!
There was a thread started called Mr. V Missing in Action. Mr. V made the following post in that thread in March 2019 then we didn't see him here for over a year and a half. Looks like the negative gambling got the best of him.Quote:
Originally Posted by AndrewG
03-11-2019, 06:22 PM #31
MisterV
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All is well with me and mine here in Stumptown.
I've avoided posting as an aid to helping me curb my zeal for casino play; it seems to me anyway that posting about gambling on these boards "fuels the fire" for me.
I need to rein things in a bit as I have been betting more and enjoying it less.
No, I'm not quitting, just giving myself a dose of "tough love."
Happy variance to all
I really don`t think the "Coach" pays to suck off underage boys. I do believe however he uses other enticements such as more playing time or a starting spot so he can get a little locker room or shower action....when that fails, he`s forced to sit in his cramped janitors closet and beat off to boy band magazinesQuote:
Originally Posted by kewlJSee how juvenile you are. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellyWhat's homophobic about acknowledging your love for sucking dick?Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Go suck a dick, do what you gotta do to make a buck.
You keep bringing it up as if anybody cares what you do for a living.
Do you honestly believe anyone thinks I make a buck by sucking dick? But ask if the old pervert coach PAYS some bucks to suck of the underage boys and you will have some that believe that, including me. :cool:
It must be a great relief to finally admit to years of deception.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
But nobody believed you anyway, not after we caught on to your contradictory posts.
You see, the truth doesn't change. But your blackjack stories did change.
That's what exposed you.
Happy sucking tewlj, because sucking dick is all you have to look forward to.
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Originally Posted by KeystoneI really don`t think the "Coach" pays to suck off underage boys. I do believe however he uses other enticements such as more playing time or a starting spot so he can get a little locker room or shower action....when that fails, he`s forced to sit in his cramped janitors closet and beat off to boy band magazinesQuote:
Originally Posted by kewlJSee how juvenile you are. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Do you honestly believe anyone thinks I make a buck by sucking dick? But ask if the old pervert coach PAYS some bucks to suck of the underage boys and you will have some that believe that, including me. :cool:
Nothing contradictory, you moron. My story and claims are remarkably stable because they are truth. I suspect many players find them somewhat boring for the same reason. No high end suites, rolex watches, or Newell RV's. Just a guy grinding out a living.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Thank you! When I engage in that activity I almost always enjoy it. Otherwise I wouldn't do it. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Wow. Even THIS innocent thread about Mr. V delved into Posters hurling insults at each other... :( VERY sad...:(
I'm sure you were taught to enjoy it.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
We're a happy family, we're a happy family, we're a happy family...me, mom and daddy.
Just look at the first reply, and you can see who derailed the thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
Guy faked his own death on an internet forum. Must have been some embarrassingly horrific situation he put himself into to feel the need to bow out to that extent.
And then he devotes days and nights to "imaginary sock patrol" when he's been guilty of creating multiple socks across multiple forums.
When I say he suffers from a manic sort of impulse control disorder I am serious. Guy needs are two strong pairs of psych ward hands to keep him submerged long enough in a lithium bath to start coming to his senses. Until then, we'll all have to put up with his nonstop manic babble. At least if he said something new or different instead of repeating the same thing over and over it would be tolerable.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one who just created that anti-CB sock over at WOV, right after Coach provoked him here in this thread. Consider how the UNKewl one whined about MDawg's posting stacks of chips from a prior trip to the Wizard, and not only was rebuffed for his feeble efforts but consequently booted for life from my Adventures thread. That's gotta hurt when you try to get some sort of sissy's justice and instead are shown the door. And right after that humiliating for UNKewl incident appears an anti-MD sock at WOV. Hmm....
How many times has this guy claimed he's done with WOV?
The sad part about mental health issues is that many people don't realize that they are mentally ill. I just want to see KewlJ get the help he needs, at some point it's no longer funny the extent to which he makes a spectacle of himself knocking himself out over the lives of others. Perhaps if he just counted to 1000 or took a series of deep breaths before hitting that keyboard he'd have a chance to fight back the manic demons that seem to be goading him on.
I suppose he thinks he's Spiderman here to save the world! But...isn't that sort of thinking, also evidence of mental health problems? (And isn't there another member here who seems to identify with a Marvel comic superhero?)
Funny, what an expert this Mdawg is on mental illness. Knows about things I have never heard of.
1.) He has the longest running fantasy thread in the fiction section of WoV.
2.) He talks about himself using his make believe handle in the third person.
3.) Everything about him, his claims, his thread, is a dick measuring contest, revealing his insecurities.
4.) He calls out 27 people who have challenged his claims, while his only supporters are make believe sock puppets.
5.) Projects things he does onto others, like his whining to wizard.
6.) Seeks attention like no one we have witnessed. Even keeps tracks of tread and forum Views.
7.) Is on a forum where no one is even talking to in his section. He posts and answers himself. He is literally talking to himself.
8.) Every session, every day, every trip, every stock pick, every thing a winner. all make believe.
9.) Compulsive liar. This one I am sure he has heard 10,000 times in his life.
Honestly, this dude is making Rob Singer look mentally stable.
And let's not forget, his thread, his claims, that he has spent years on, is located in the fantasy section, the fiction section at WoV. Nothing more to say....it is alternative reality, and it doesn't get much crazier than that.
tewlj created a sock on WOV?Quote:
Originally Posted by MDawg
That makes sense, since he's the only member on either forum
that's an admitted sock-puppet creator...it had to be him.
I didn't see anything anti-coach belly, but I'll take another look.
Can you post a link?
I created no sock puppet at WoV. Just more lies from the deranged compulsive liar and narcissist. I invite Wizard or anyone to look into it. If I have something to say to or about coach belly, I will say it here where it allowed, or if I have the need to say it at WoV, I would say it and take my suspension. I am not hiding behind any sock. I don't run or hide.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellytewlj created a sock on WOV?Quote:
Originally Posted by MDawg
That makes sense, since he's the only member on either forum
that's an admitted sock-puppet creator...it had to be him.
I didn't see anything anti-coach belly, but I'll take another look.
Can you post a link?
Well it's kinda hard for AxelAwsomeWolf Not to participate in talks about MDawgLimpDick when MDawgLimpDick has started so many threads across multiple forums about AxelAwsomeWolf and talks about him so very often. FYI I have participated in many different threads as of late, so you are just spouting off more FAIRY tales.Quote:
Originally Posted by MDawg
AND YES MDawg's post is encouraging and or suggesting there be violence taken against another member of the forum. I can't see how that's not a serious rule and possible legal violation, including Cyberbullying. Given the fact that KJ has some haters out there and he has been harassed, Robbed, harassed about his sexual orientation, and is more likely to be targeted for a hate crime. I think he can consider this as a true threat that causes him to fear for his safety.
Dude...take a breath and try a self-check.Quote:
Originally Posted by AxelWolf
Devote as much attention to your wife as you do to MDawg and maybe
you can make a baby, instead of acting like a baby all the time.
Your act is beyond old, you're like a washer woman, move along already.
I deleted 6 posts in this thread, and slightly edited one.
These all involve a discussion of an act of violence against kewlJ. While it wasn't a direct threat, I really don't want to see violence against members discussed here, even in the context of, "This person really needs to get his ass kicked."
I want people to feel safe to post here without having to be concerned about people threatening them directly or indirectly.
Please stop this.
WE don't want any kids...they would have to grow up in a world with people like you.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach bellyDude...take a breath and try a self-check.Quote:
Originally Posted by AxelWolf
Devote as much attention to your wife as you do to MDawg and maybe
you can make a baby, instead of acting like a baby all the time.
Your act is beyond old, you're like a washer woman, move along already.
It doesn't have to be a direct threat to be taken seriously or for legal action. I think it's even worst when someone says "this person needs to get their ass kicked" then "I'm going to kick this person's ass." At least you know who you should be protecting yourself from and not some public call for violence against someone. This shit should not fly...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dan Druff
Shut Up Pussy!Quote:
Originally Posted by AxelWolf
Threats of violence, whether direct or indirect, are serious violations of two of Dan's rules, numbers one and four.
In determining not to boot people for making their veiled threats of bodily harm one can only assume that Dan "considered the source" and found them lacking in credibility.
I certainly have, and I cannot help but stifle a guffaw at the notion of that wannabe throat slitter DoofDawg going one on one with anybody here.
I daresay that the "paper tigers" here could not punch their way out of a wet paper bag.
"Internet Tough Guys" a tragi-comedy now playing out on a forum near you.
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Originally Posted by monet
A bong load from the past....
I'm Fat Freddy'S cat
And I'm mean and tough
I take no guff
When I strut my stuff
If you see me coming
Better step aside
A lot of cats wouldn't
and a lot of cats couldn't
hand a lickin' to a chicken
or a razzin' to a rat
After they finished messin' round
With Fat Freddy's cat!