A slumber did my lying seal;
I pretended that I’d died
They seemed a thing that could not feel
The touch of all I denied.
No credibility have I now,
No standing no force;
I couldn’t even take a bow,
My fate was set, my liar’s course.
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A slumber did my lying seal;
I pretended that I’d died
They seemed a thing that could not feel
The touch of all I denied.
No credibility have I now,
No standing no force;
I couldn’t even take a bow,
My fate was set, my liar’s course.
Okay yeah, it may not be Wordsworth, but for something I whipped up in a few minutes, it gets the job done!
Another version of the second stanza:
A slumber did my lying seal;
I pretended that I’d died
They seemed a thing that could not feel
The touch of all I denied.
No credibility have I now,
No standing no force;
They realized I was just a cow,
A simple liar, who never had another course.
I don't understand the first line.
Is the slumber a metaphor for when he took a short break after the initial exposure by Max Pen?
"They seemed..." refers to the other forum readers? If so the line is pretty abstract but I think I like it.
Except it isn't even something you "whipped up in a few minutes". We know this because it was posted less the 50 seconds after your previous post.
This is something you have worked on for God knows how long. Just like you spend hours searching the forums for some quote you can use.
You have had an agenda to isolate me (old army tactic) and discredit me because I am one of several real players who knows your bullshit is bullshit.
I am sure you are in your glory right now, thinking all your behind the scenes lobbying and PMing has paid off.
But let me ask you....what exactly have you won? I am still a real player supporting myself from card counting advantage play and you are still a poppy type losing player, gambling away your money in exchange for some comps of inflated value.
So nothing has changed in real life. You have just convinced a bunch of fellow homophobes to accept you back in the fold with your behind the scenes lobbying of your agenda.
What you think has changed in your or my real life is as much a fantasy as a $100-$5000 spread playing blackjack for 10 straight hours.
KewlJ favors the biographical school of criticism it seems.
MDawg may come with some bullshit. But I'm pretty sure you don't have a clue to the possibilities of what he is really doing. All you've done is spent years trying to discredit the guy without providing one ounce of proof beyond the obvious as to what is really going on.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
One of the reasons I have always stayed out of the MDawg drama for the most part is because of the possibilities as to what is really going on. Do you really think MDawg is dumb enough to spend years losing vast sums of money to the casinos? Even most high rollers wash out and never return in less than a year. If nothing else they lose everything and drop down in stakes if they are a degenerate. What makes one think MDawg is a degenerate?
This was absolutely terrible. I definitely could've done way better if my sole purpose in life was to slam KJ.Quote:
Originally Posted by MDawg
I don't believe there's any targeted AP significant AP stuff going on, and his always-winning shtick is BS. Many of his stories are BS.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxPenMDawg may come with some bullshit. But I'm pretty sure you don't have a clue to the possibilities of what he is really doing. All you've done is spent years trying to discredit the guy without providing one ounce of proof beyond the obvious as to what is really going on.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
One of the reasons I have always stayed out of the MDawg drama for the most part is because of the possibilities as to what is really going on. Do you really think MDawg is dumb enough to spend years losing vast sums of money to the casinos? Even most high rollers wash out and never return in less than a year. If nothing else they lose everything and drop down in stakes if they are a degenerate. What makes one think MDawg is a degenerate?
There's something going on that we don't know and it's probably nefarious. But I don't know if it's degeneracy at hand.
Not everything is about advantage play as you well know. But you know I've stayed out of it. I have even given some of you a hard time regarding the feud:D
The Dawg is a man of mystery.
Specifically, where does he get the money to fuel what seems to be a very expensive gambling habit?
I don't think he gets it all from practicing law, but ... maybe ...
My suspicion is some other source, perhaps family money.
Whatever, do the clothes make the man or does the man make the clothes?
I will risk responding to you like a normal decent human being, instead of someone doing nothing but trolling me.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxPen
When Mdawg first emerged and remember the whole great adventure was about baccarat, not blackjack. As a matter of fact he told us that he was banned from playing blackjack 10 years earlier.
So anyway, I wasn't even at WoV, so I didn't have a chance to question him. When discussion started here, I said maybe he is doing something to have an advantage that he isn't telling us. Axelwolf actually asked this question multiple times at WoV. So when I was re-instated at WoV, and finally had a chance to comment directly to Mdawg, I asked that same question multiple times. So he was asked many times and at least one time he said "no". Most of the time he just didn't answer.
Now, lets say he was doing something top secret that no one else knew about. You are an AP, MaxPen, how would you or any other AP or real winning player handle that? You wouldn't be blabbing about all the winning on forums. I can do that, because I am just counting cards. Nothing new. But no one in their right mind would be blabbing about winning while doing something top secret. That would just draw attention. Additionally, Mdawg started saying his voodoo comments like "betting into streaks" and somehow he was able to win because he has a large bankroll. That second comment is actually progressive wagering lingo and voodoo, which happens to be what many of us thought he was doing.
So no, I don't believe he is doing anything that gives him an advantage. By the way there was one time that Axelwolf mentioned 'loss rebates' and Mdawg immediately jumped on that saying "yeah that is what I am doing....loss rebates" Well guess what? Loss rebates don't result in 50 winning sessions in a row, or even many winning sessions in a row. The advantage from loss rebates occurs when you lose as you well know.
And finally, we all know enough about the Las Vegas casinos, to know they aren't comping someone high-end suites some 1200 nights over a 4 year period, including months and months in a row, including one 7 months period every single night, especially while they win millions over that time period as he claimed. It is just nonsense Maxpen. It is NOT the way Las Vegas or the casino industry works.
And then he switched to primarily blackjack, the game he previously told us he was banned from for counting cards. He says he asked and they lifted the ban. Yeah, that is they way it works. "Please, I promise not to count cards again". :D
I suspected, and Boz actually came out and said it, that the only reason he switched to blackjack was to try to top me, because he played higher stakes. But guess what, nothing he has said about blackjack is the way card counting works. NOTHING! To the point that even Mike called out his $100-$5000 spread, playing double deck, for 10 straight hours, and winning 60k. Any pit guy that allowed that would be collecting unemployment right now.
What his story is somewhat consistent with is a progressive player, which cannot over come -EV and will still result in long-term losing. If you just realize he isn't telling us about the very big losing sessions that come with progression systems wiping away all the smaller win, then everything makes sense. Everything falls into place, including the comps and casinos tolerating his play.
I probably have used the term "degenerate gambler" in referring to Mdawg. I tend to think of all long-term losing players as degenerate because they know they are going to lose and keep playing. But really there are recreational players that enjoy gambling and are ok with losing long-term. They are not really degenerates. Degenerates really should be reserved for people that lose every damn cent they have and can't pay rent, or can't eat at the end of the month until their next payday or gov check or whatever. So, No Mdawg is not a degenerate losing player. If I said that in the heat of moment, I was wrong. He is a wealthier guy that can afford to gamble and lose and likes the comps he gets for doing so.
He isn't the greatest or the luckiest gambler ever, MaxPen, nor has he discovered that elusive holy grail that every -EV gambler has been searching for since the beginning of time. He is a guy writing a story. Hense all the "pope of Las Vegas" and all that crap.
MaxPen, you are starting to make a habit of being wrong. It is NOT a good look for you.
Additionally, Wizard has seen Mdawg play more than just that one time involving the bet right? Is that correct Mdawg? Well Wizard is bound by a confidentiality agreement not to say anything. But one time, Mike chose to break that agreement and said something to the effect that what Mdawg was doing was NOT a winning (long-term) strategy. Of course Mike had to retract that statement because Mdawg (politely I am sure) reminded Mike that he had signed a NDA.
The bottom line is, if you are going to tell a story where you win all the time, or even just win more than you lose over a long period of time....be able to say what you are doing that gives you a mathematical advantage. I am just so sick of the tales involving "magic beans" or "special plays" or other complete voodoo nonsense like "betting into streaks".
Have a story that doesn't defy the math. Is that too fucking much to ask? :confused:
3 posts saying what you've said over and over. You're still not looking at the trees and blinded by your forest of beliefs. If somebody wants to bring forth the possibilities of what's going on then maybe a discussion could get started. Not everything that goes on in a casino is about playing with an advantage to get what you want.
Some stories are just great entertainment or making a mockery out of a situation.
I give him a pass because he's not trying to take over, he's not saying that such and such a bad method works, he's not impossible to reason with, and so on, all of the things that KJ is, and does. MDawg is harmless.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
Let's check out his poem, or whatever.
First part.
---> Intellectual disability and higher education in the United States .Quote:
A slumber did my lying seal;
I pretended that I’d died
They seemed a thing that could not feel
The touch of all I denied.
https://anagram-solver.net/A%20slumb....?partial=true
Guess which of them has the higher education. Ha.
Second part.
---> Denying Evolution: Creationism, Scientism, and the Nature of Science.Quote:
No credibility h4ve I n0w,
No st4nding n0 force,
I couldn’t even t4ke a b0w,
My f4te was set, my liar’s c0urse
https://anagram-solver.net/No%20cred...e?partial=true
Okay, had to remove 4 a's, and 4 o's. I guess that KJ is still dead 4, as in the Chinese numerical interpretation of. Speaking of afterlife, and, then afterdeath.
He thinks that because he's nefarious - he's a "greedy scrambler" (Monet's words :D) or con man (my words). It makes perfect sense that someone who makes his living off getting over on people would think that it's impossible to win straight up.Quote:
Originally Posted by AxelWolf
Same way that FraudJ being the fraud that he is, sees fraud everywhere too.
mickeycrimm on the UNKewl one: We have a fraudster thats been calling others fraudsters for quite awhile. WTF?
The first line I kept mostly intact from Wordsworth's famous poem, "A slumber did my spirit seal," which basically refers to how the poet's spirit was ignorant and in a "slumber," deluded and unaware of the true way things are. UNKewlJ was (is :eek:) deluded, in a "slumber," about the effectiveness of his lying.Quote:
Originally Posted by smurgerburger
They seemed a thing that could not feel, refers to the forum readers, YES, that he thought that we couldn't feel his lies, that he was getting over on us, or hoping that he had gotten over on us. That line too is more or less intact from the original poem.
The concept of "I've already explained why" (without repeating the Why ad nauseam), is alien to him.Quote:
Originally Posted by smurgerburger
But of course we know the reason for this manic constant repetition - it's because he realizes and fears he's not getting through to anyone, so he has to keep dropping these rambling tirades over and over, repeating the same nonsense with every post, whether his "MDawg spiel" and "RobSinger spiel" have any relevance to whatever it is he is repeating himself about (again) or not.
Over time his cluttered brain picks up more nonsense that crowds it until he's compelled to present an ever longer, ever more repetitive, litany of nonsense with almost every post.
"Goddamit! I'm just trying to 'stablish something!"
litany - a tedious recital or repetitive series ;)
" It makes perfect sense that someone who makes his living off getting over on people"Quote:
Originally Posted by MDawgHe thinks that because he's nefarious - he's a "greedy scrambler" (Monet's words :D) or con man (my words). It makes perfect sense that someone who makes his living off getting over on people would think that it's impossible to win straight up.Quote:
Originally Posted by AxelWolf
Same way that FraudJ being the fraud that he is, sees fraud everywhere too.
mickeycrimm on the UNKewl one: We have a fraudster thats been calling others fraudsters for quite awhile. WTF?
Back that up with any legitimate source or facts.
I certainly get over on the casinos but you're truly misinformed regarding your statement. FYI if you do some of the things you claim then you are getting over on the casinos as well.
FYI many others also believe you're up to something hinky.
Mdog, you can call it manic constant repetition if you like. I kind of like that. It means I am getting through to you. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by MDawg
There is a rule of propaganda and lying dating back to Hitler and the Nazis that says if you repeat a lie often enough, people will begin to believe it. That is what you do with your bullshit claims that defy math and the way Las Vegas works. That is what Singer, before you did. So as long as you continue to repeat these bullshit claims of all the winning and fantasy bet spread and casinos not caring, I will continue to challenge and call it out as bullshit.
You have been on a campaign to discredit me for well over a year now, working people behind the scenes. Dan Druff even busted you for it once, when you were PMing people here trying to get them to vote for you in a poll. How retarded. I don't care if you manage to turn every person on every forum against me. Maybe you already have. :) But I am not going anywhere. As long as you continue to push this bullshit, I will continue to call it out for what it is.
And people claim I am not having any fun. :rolleyes:
When will you come clean about all your lies?Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJMdog, you can call it manic constant repetition if you like. I kind of like that. It means I am getting through to you. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by MDawg
There is a rule of propaganda and lying dating back to Hitler and the Nazis that says if you repeat a lie often enough, people will begin to believe it. That is what you do with your bullshit claims that defy math and the way Las Vegas works. That is what Singer, before you did. So as long as you continue to repeat these bullshit claims of all the winning and fantasy bet spread and casinos not caring, I will continue to challenge and call it out as bullshit.
You have been on a campaign to discredit me for well over a year now, working people behind the scenes. Dan Druff even busted you for it once, when you were PMing people here trying to get them to vote for you in a poll. How retarded. I don't care if you manage to turn every person on every forum against me. Maybe you already have. :) But I am not going anywhere. As long as you continue to push this bullshit, I will continue to call it out for what it is.
And people claim I am not having any fun. :rolleyes:
How can we take you serious about your Mdawg claims when it may just be more lies from you!??!?! Explain that one to me! Don't you understand?!?
You have an opinion that something I said isn't true. That is all it is....opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by accountinquestion
So just go fuck yourself a cunt in question.
Well everything is an opinion really. It didn't really happen but it is your OPINION that it did. No?Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJYou have an opinion that something I said isn't true. That is all it is....opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by accountinquestion
So just go fuck yourself a cunt in question.
There are a lot of real gamblers around here. No doubt out of the posters most have spent more time in casinos than me.
Some of us have degrees with a minor in EE and know actual "hackers" and has-been hackers. We have a good idea what would be required to hack such a machine and the likelihood of it having a pre-existing ability doing what you claim. 0.0000000 chance. No fucking way ever. If a machine was rigged it would have been rigged after-market. Thats where you fucked up. Dumb lie.
You can't even name the machine that paid you 100k !! lmao. There is a very good chance that none of the posters here have hit a 100k jackpot.
REPEAT - You though can't even name the machine it happened on !!!!
Do you really not realize it is your OPINION about what is happening to Mdawg?
The math that Mdawg isn't a winner is the same "math" that you didn't win 100k off $50 freeplay. Come'on dude. Think about it.
I'm literally doing your role utilizing math the same way you do. Tell me how I am different.
I like the no more nervous poodle welcome chirping chihuahua but lets come to the light and repent your lies.
Picture of surfboard perhaps? Anything? It isn't about proof it is about me wanting to believe.
Once again, kew takes ten thousand mostly repetitive words to see how stupid he can look. And PLEASE: stop with the "I'm an AP who makes my living off of BJ, and it's true because I say so" bullshit. You're a born and proven liar who concocts things like that. It's well known everywhere. Continued efforts trying to convince others of that lie does nothing but waste time.
Most people have no clue what mdawg's up to, but he is interesting to say the least. I particularly enjoy his gambling stories, his writing ability, and how he punishes kew. Poems---not so much. But one thing nobody can do is say with any kind of authority, what he's doing other than writing an awful lot and having a close association with several casino table games and associated comp structures at a pretty high level.
My guess is he's well-educated, he has access to an unusual amount of resources at his age and comparatively speaking, and based on how much he does overall he has to be a very healthy individual who lives a fairly chaotic life. Beyond that, all we have in order to fulfill the analysis is kew and his bevy of lies. But we all know kew formulates these fictitious scenarios about those who have him pegged, in a ragged effort to get others to see things his way. IE....it's how he keeps his retarded mind from going insane. God help him if there's a few people who claim variable successes in casinos who aren't traditional AP's.
I like how you explain things to kew. One point--and I'm making it only to show how dumb it is for him claiming he hit that jackpot but can't recall anything about the machine.Quote:
Originally Posted by accountinquestionWell everything is an opinion really. It didn't really happen but it is your OPINION that it did. No?Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJYou have an opinion that something I said isn't true. That is all it is....opinion.Quote:
Originally Posted by accountinquestion
So just go fuck yourself a cunt in question.
There are a lot of real gamblers around here. No doubt out of the posters most have spent more time in casinos than me.
Some of us have degrees with a minor in EE and know actual "hackers" and has-been hackers. We have a good idea what would be required to hack such a machine and the likelihood of it having a pre-existing ability doing what you claim. 0.0000000 chance. No fucking way ever. If a machine was rigged it would have been rigged after-market. Thats where you fucked up. Dumb lie.
You can't even name the machine that paid you 100k !! lmao. There is a very good chance that none of the posters here have hit a 100k jackpot.
REPEAT - You though can't even name the machine it happened on !!!!
Do you really not realize it is your OPINION about what is happening to Mdawg?
The math that Mdawg isn't a winner is the same "math" that you didn't win 100k off $50 freeplay. Come'on dude. Think about it.
I'm literally doing your role utilizing math the same way you do. Tell me how I am different.
I like the no more nervous poodle welcome chirping chihuahua but lets come to the light and repent your lies.
Picture of surfboard perhaps? Anything? It isn't about proof it is about me wanting to believe.
I can count the number of vp jackpots I've had of $100k or higher over the past 23 years on two hands‐--and I can name every detail about every one of them. Several of them were identified in my Gaming Today column, some with pics here, and a few others never mentioned. And no, I have no fictitious machine in some non-existent basement. Not gonna argue the belief and disbelief system around here. Just commenting on how undeniable it is that basically anyone around these forums would easily be able to recall unusually large jackpot details.
Why don't you lead by example?Quote:
Originally Posted by AxelWolf
Quote:
Originally Posted by AxelWolf
Quote:
Originally Posted by AxelWolf
A haiku for MDawg and kewlJ and the bevy of VCT "APs."
Anonymity
Always winning, always comped
And back from the dead.
Have a good football season. Follow my contest results and the travails of an actual real professional who hasn't risen from the dead at Gambling Forums or at The SkepticalGambler.blogspotcom.
Also, the new IntegritySports.com will be launching at some point this football season. And look for my new podcast -- coming soon! I may be shooting it from my mother's basement, which I share with account, but the substance will dazzle. When the SAG strike clears up, look for my contributions to The Gangster Chronicles on iHeartRadio.
I am pleased to report that a producer of the movie The Art Thief really liked my solo Gangster Chronicles script, so it looks as if I'll be contributing more down the road.
God, I miss Alan Mendelson. He was often and maybe usually wrong vis-a-vis gambling, but he was a real person who grounded the site and cared about honest public discourse.
Wow,, maybe you will be able to scrounge up enough to cover your tax bill and buy another pair of discounted shoes from all that.:DQuote:
Originally Posted by redietz
Thank you for sharing the basement with me Redietz.Quote:
Originally Posted by redietz
If you care about honest public discourse then please tell me where Stanford recommends Ivermectin. ANYWHERE. If not, one would think you're far from a sincere person and being a public (lol) figure seems to have done nothing to prevent this.
*the little people respond*
__________________________________
A budding author named Dawg
Had an idea for a blog;
"I'll pretend I'm a whale
And that I never fail;
I'll be regaled with pomp
Always get a great comp;
A mega-winner: it's true,
So much better than you."
Now I wonder how V's creation compares with MD's. Ha.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
---> National League of the Blind of Great Britain and Ireland.Quote:
A budding author named Dawg Had an idea for a blog "I'll pretend I'm a whale And that I never fail.
https://anagram-solver.net/A%20buddi....?partial=true
Which redirects to,Quote:
The National League of the Blind and Disabled (NLBD), currently a section within the Community trade union, was a trade union in its own right in the United Kingdom throughout the twentieth century (1899–2000), and is said to be the oldest surviving disabled person's organisation in the world.
---> Heritage Baptist College and Heritage Theological Seminary.Quote:
I'll be regaled with pomp Always get a great comp, A mega-winner, it's true, I'm so much better than you ...
https://anagram-solver.net/I%27ll%20...0?partial=true
Interesting that that place is only a couple of miles from my place.
In conclusion, I guess, V was "blind and disabled" when it came to KJ. But, no a's, or o's, as in alpha's and omega's, had to be removed to find me.
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The Heritage College & Seminary is a Baptist theological institute in Cambridge, Ontario, Canada. It is affiliated with the Fellowship of Evangelical Baptist Churches in Canada.
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