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This is Barney

Sometime in February on a busy Friday night, the LID was putting on a craps dice control exhibition on an Ohio River casino. While tossing the dices the lights started flashing, alarms went off, and intercom personage said everybody head for the exits because they were being robbed by a personage with a gun. He told me chaos, screaming, and panic ensued which caused him to seven outs on the next toss which pisses him oft greatly. Now some men may have been angry and some men may have been scared (credit to Harry Chapin) but as everyone ran toward the exits he saw opportunities.

As the dealers collected the chips from the tables the LID (as a world class Advantage Player that he is) made beeline to the slut devices and cashed out many tickets the floppies left behind in there haste to get out the exits and not get a cap up there ass. After that opportunity was satiated, he went to videos poker areas and cashed out leftover tickets and vultured any multipliers left behind. By the time the robber dude was captured by police in swamp outside cadino, the LID claimed he had made between $250 to $800,000 with this play. He said he wasn't sure exactly how much he cleared because he busted out at craps the next day.

Well done by the LID Barney - nice to hear. I remember passing by amazing plays (Treasure Box 2's and 1's, screens full of scarabs at various sub-10 spin states, all hands covered next hand 10-hand $1 denom UX multipliers etc.) during a fire alarm evacuation as the guards "ushered" everyone out (which is to say they screamed at any people still playing the machines to get the fuck out). The best move is to camp out at the minimum allowed distance from the casino until the fire alarm is cleared and patrons are allowed back in. Then it is Supermarket Sweep time to get to as much shit as possible (one and dones first and then alarm-interrupted longer term plays) before other fellow opportunistic vultures.
I guess this is a move:
1) Hand a homeless dude a C-note to pull the fire alarm
2) Supermarket Sweep the shop the second they allow everyone back in.

Barney, the guy stayed in the Casino PLAYING when the Casino was being robbed by GUNPOINT? :eek: :confused: He was playing alright, playing with his LIFE. He's lucky he wasn't SHOT. :/

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Originally Posted by Tasha

Barney, the guy stayed in the Casino PLAYING when the Casino was being robbed by GUNPOINT? :eek: :confused: He was playing alright, playing with his LIFE. He's lucky he wasn't SHOT. :/

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Disagree. It was only one robber, the gaming area is huge, there are million places to duck and hide, and all the flashing lights and bright screens could serve to confuse a gunman. Unless the lone gunman is a real pro, you're very likely to survive a lone armed robber in a large casino. All in all an excellent AP move.

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Originally Posted by Tasha

Barney, the guy stayed in the Casino PLAYING when the Casino was being robbed by GUNPOINT? :eek: :confused: He was playing alright, playing with his LIFE. He's lucky he wasn't SHOT. :/

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What an idiot.

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Originally Posted by Barney

the LID claimed he had made between $250 to $800,000 with this play. He said he wasn't sure exactly how much he cleared because he busted out at craps the next day.

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Sounds like an UNKewl lie. Unless he's referring to something over two hundred fifty DOLLARS, not hundred thousand. :D If he cleared over a quarter mill with stolen tickets he'd be on the casino's most wanted list, especially after he was stupid enough to post online about it, UNKewLyingJ style. There are a lot of jealous fucks out there who will go out of their way to try to take a winner down, just look at Boz's claim to have written to the casinos about my winning ways, UNKewlJ's vows to doxx me, and V and REDietz's offers to join in and help with the doxxing, Judas style.

The rats of VCT Boz, MisterV, REDietz, UNKewlJ

UNKewLyingJ posts his lies BECAUSE they are lies and he has nothing to lose by exposing whatever it is he has claimed he has unearthed or done.

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Originally Posted by AxelWolf

I don't want to hear some heroic noble BS about how nobody's going to run me off BS. I'm not an idiot, that's not what this is about.

If I had to ask myself and wonder why someone would stay and keep taking a pounding while taking into account all the bad things they claim have happened to them....

I would have to guess that it's all BS, therefore nothing bad has ever happened to them, and therefore there's no real reason to leave/ stop.

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When you're hanging in the tunnels all day just trying to figure out a way to take a shower and look presentable enough to find another John on the Strip, you have plenty of time to hatch fables.

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Originally Posted by MaxPen

This tunnel dwelling fraud doesn't have a clue as to what is really going on out there. He just reads shit on the Internet and lets his imagination run wild...lol

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https://www.erienewsnow.com/story/51...mobilecgbypass

Past Posting Red Chips lol.
Five Times!!
Dumbest Dealers Ever or they were in on it lol.
Or, I guess the table was so busy, they couldn't keep up.
That makes more sense at 3PM.
65 dollars lol

How much time do you think it would take to cash out all those stolen tickets at a kiosk? If they don't nab you at the kiosk they at least get a good mug shot.

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Originally Posted by monet

Past Posting Red Chips lol.
Five Times!!
Dumbest Dealers Ever or they were in on it lol.
Or, I guess the table was so busy, they couldn't keep up.
That makes more sense at 3PM.
65 dollars lol

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I was at Texas Station once when a guy took back his losing wager at BJ and pretended to storm away in a rage (pretended not as in he was joking but I guess to distract the dealer).

The female floor witnessed it and got deadly serious, "Sir, sir, you can't do that!". He returned the chips but they security swarmed him and I assume trespassed him.

Maybe they even called police, idk. But they took it very seriously.

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

How much time do you think it would take to cash out all those stolen tickets at a kiosk? If they don't nab you at the kiosk they at least get a good mug shot.

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Yeah not so unobvious. Of course while you're in such a rush for time, you celebrate by hunting for Ux multipliers as if you haven't been in a casino in 4 years. This I took at some point as a tall tale and not really meant to be truthful. It's most likely a troll post or a troll story.

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Originally Posted by monet

Past Posting Red Chips lol.
Five Times!!
Dumbest Dealers Ever or they were in on it lol.
Or, I guess the table was so busy, they couldn't keep up.
That makes more sense at 3PM.
65 dollars lol

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With this arrest, it is now one less competitor that the LID has to deal with (at least until this past-poster gets out of jail).

The LID is actually Kewl's brother if truth be known.

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

How much time do you think it would take to cash out all those stolen tickets at a kiosk? If they don't nab you at the kiosk they at least get a good mug shot.

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I was also thinking of the possibility that he could get into BIG trouble when they review the camera surveillance and see him cashing out a lot of left over TITOS. I can't believe he came back the very next day! :eek: :confused:

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Originally Posted by Tasha

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

How much time do you think it would take to cash out all those stolen tickets at a kiosk? If they don't nab you at the kiosk they at least get a good mug shot.

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I was also thinking of the possibility that he could get into BIG trouble when they review the camera surveillance and see him cashing out a lot of left over TITOS. I can't believe he came back the very next day! :eek: :confused:

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Tasha, it is important to realize that the LID is the best of the best. He knows which spots afford him the opportunity to press on the gas pedal. In short, he read the room and realized it would be smooth skating. Decades of AP experience and a razor sharp intellect have allowed the LID to develop his prodigal skill set.

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Originally Posted by tableplay

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Originally Posted by Tasha

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How much time do you think it would take to cash out all those stolen tickets at a kiosk? If they don't nab you at the kiosk they at least get a good mug shot.

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I was also thinking of the possibility that he could get into BIG trouble when they review the camera surveillance and see him cashing out a lot of left over TITOS. I can't believe he came back the very next day! :eek: :confused:

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Tasha, it is important to realize that the LID is the best of the best. He knows which spots afford him the opportunity to press on the gas pedal. In short, he read the room and realized it would be smooth skating. Decades of AP experience and a razor sharp intellect have allowed the LID to develop his prodigal skill set.

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Still doesn't REALLY answer my post about the possibility of him being caught on camera cashing out a LOT of abandoned TITOS and him coming back the very next day. Hell, I found a $200 on a Casino floor and turned it in to the Cashier Cage and I soon after got told that the person who dropped his $200 reported it lost and I was seen picking it up and turning it in to the Cashier Cage. I was told something like If I had played with that $200/taken it with me I could have been liable for being arrested.

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Originally Posted by Tasha

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Originally Posted by Tasha

I was also thinking of the possibility that he could get into BIG trouble when they review the camera surveillance and see him cashing out a lot of left over TITOS. I can't believe he came back the very next day! :eek: :confused:

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Tasha, it is important to realize that the LID is the best of the best. He knows which spots afford him the opportunity to press on the gas pedal. In short, he read the room and realized it would be smooth skating. Decades of AP experience and a razor sharp intellect have allowed the LID to develop his prodigal skill set.

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Still doesn't REALLY answer my post about the possibility of him being caught on camera cashing out a LOT of abandoned TITOS and him coming back the very next day. Hell, I found a $200 on a Casino floor and turned it in to the Cashier Cage and I soon after got told that the person who dropped his $200 reported it lost and I was seen picking it up and turning it in to the Cashier Cage. I was told something like If I had played with that $200/taken it with me I could have been liable for being arrested.

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Maybe stop thinking about gambling all the time when you are broke and begging for cash.

Instead be looking for a 2nd job.

No wonder why people fuck with you.

Karen, your best "advantage play" is to find some schmuck who is deaf, dumb and blind and convince him that he loves you and that you love him.

I recognize it could be tough to find someone THAT fucked up, but they're out there and it would be your best shot at the brass ring: obviously thus far men with working senses have avoided you like the plague.

Go hang out at the VA hospitals and look for badly crippled vets: easy pickings, and with all his VA disability money you can play at casinos to your heart's content.

You'll need to reel him in with sex: you're virgin so practice deep throating cucumbers as you search for Mr. Right.

Obviously you've failed miserably at life so far: time to "up your game."

Didn't your mammie teach you that the way to keep a man is to keep his balls empty and his belly full?

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I was also thinking of the possibility that he could get into BIG trouble when they review the camera surveillance and see him cashing out a lot of left over TITOS. I can't believe he came back the very next day! :eek: :confused:

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Tasha, it is important to realize that the LID is the best of the best. He knows which spots afford him the opportunity to press on the gas pedal. In short, he read the room and realized it would be smooth skating. Decades of AP experience and a razor sharp intellect have allowed the LID to develop his prodigal skill set.

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Still doesn't REALLY answer my post about the possibility of him being caught on camera cashing out a LOT of abandoned TITOS and him coming back the very next day. Hell, I found a $200 on a Casino floor and turned it in to the Cashier Cage and I soon after got told that the person who dropped his $200 reported it lost and I was seen picking it up and turning it in to the Cashier Cage. I was told something like If I had played with that $200/taken it with me I could have been liable for being arrested.

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Well (to answer your question), the deal is, at the place where you turned the $200 voucher in at the cage, the disastrous outcome you predicted would have come to pass, had you not turned it in. However, as you did, the LID would have recognized that this shop you were at is very sensitive and would not have picked up the voucher since he has exceptionally acute discernment. He did what he did without trouble at this other shop Barney posted about, because, through this same supernal discernment capability, he recognized that this was not a shop that concerns itself with voucher hustling when a robbery protocol is actuated.

Someone once told me that the LID can sense +EV in a slot machine from up to 50 yards away. Some call it ASP or the shine.

This is Barney
Yes indeed, the LID can sense a positive advantage play from the Cadinos lobby before even seeing a video pokher or slut machinedevices. However, casino personages knows he is there before he enters front door because he normally reeks to high heaven from the bonifide DI (dice influence) Roadkill Skunkhat he wears to assist him in controlling the dices and clear the craps table of randies and ploppies. And since he recently sold his magnificent Newell, his arora is magnified by the free room and boards he shares with card counter APs in the storm tunnels under I-15 downstream of the new and improved RIO.

Why or how anyone with even half a brain considers themselves entertained by this "barney" shows what a meaningless life they lead.

Get real....and wise up.

This is Barney
https://youtu.be/Of_jyeDZ3Sg?si=Rb1E9pV8LByNqg5g

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

Why or how anyone with even half a brain considers themselves entertained by this "barney" shows what a meaningless life they lead.

Get real....and wise up.

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Lol SINGER butthurt by the Newell line.

Well I for one was quite entertained.

Good work, Barney: maybe next time you can give us all the gory details of the LID's $1.5M VP hit; I wanna know whether he was walking on the treadmill or not when it happened.