Review: "PizzaCake" in Harrah's Las Vegas

PizzaCake is a weird shop located in Harrah's Las Vegas, owned by celebrity chef Buddy Valastro.

It's a by-the-slice pizza place, with a vending machine outside with refrigerated (and appetizing looking) cake slices.

The pizza is really good. It's expensive (about $9 per slice), but very good.

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The cake... is the opposite. It's awful and inedible. And it's almost $10 after tax.

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The cake was so bad that, after taking it to my room and tossing it, I came back the next day to complain. We settled on a free slice of pizza as compensation (this was offered by the manager).

They do not take RCs, as they are not Caesars owned.

That is all.

Agree the cake is horrible. It’s made in a factory somewhere filled with chemicals so it lasts for weeks. Also deceptive packaging that makes it look bigger. The machines are in airports all over the country now.

But I’ll also disagree on the pizza, it mediocre at best. Maybe for the strip it’s “ok” but like Secret Pizza it’s nothing special. Shocked you liked it, not shocked you complained about the cake. Dude you should make a YouTube series of you HEBing these places for $10 a pop.

So many good pizza places in Vegas like Pizza Rock, Evil Pie, Yukon, Naked City and more to say Buddy’s is “good” pizza.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

PizzaCake is a weird shop located in Harrah's Las Vegas, owned by celebrity chef Buddy Valastro.

It's a by-the-slice pizza place, with a vending machine outside with refrigerated (and appetizing looking) cake slices.

The pizza is really good. It's expensive (about $9 per slice), but very good.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/C_pz...zza__10_.0.jpg


The cake... is the opposite. It's awful and inedible. And it's almost $10 after tax.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/TX-1...y_blogTO.0.jpg



The cake was so bad that, after taking it to my room and tossing it, I came back the next day to complain. We settled on a free slice of pizza as compensation (this was offered by the manager).

They do not take RCs, as they are not Caesars owned.

That is all.

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There have been a LOT of complaints about the cakes from Carlo's Bake Shop. :/ My local Casino HAD a Carlo's Bake Shop vending machine and while the cakes LOOKED delicious, I couldn't justify spending roughly $11 on a single cake slice. Publix sells single cake slices for about $4.30. Also, I could just bake an entire cake for about $9, LESS than a single cake from Carlo's Bake Shop. Carlo's Bake Shop vending machine was removed from my local Casino about a year ago. It was not a good seller at all. Carlo's Bake Shop vending machine has been replaced by a cigarette vending machine, REALLY ironic since my local Casino is smoke free. But to be fair, you can smoke OUTSIDE the Casino.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

PizzaCake is a weird shop located in Harrah's Las Vegas, owned by celebrity chef Buddy Valastro.

It's a by-the-slice pizza place, with a vending machine outside with refrigerated (and appetizing looking) cake slices.

The pizza is really good. It's expensive (about $9 per slice), but very good.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/C_pz...zza__10_.0.jpg


The cake... is the opposite. It's awful and inedible. And it's almost $10 after tax.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/TX-1...y_blogTO.0.jpg



The cake was so bad that, after taking it to my room and tossing it, I came back the next day to complain. We settled on a free slice of pizza as compensation (this was offered by the manager).

They do not take RCs, as they are not Caesars owned.

That is all.

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There have been a LOT of complaints about the cakes from Carlo's Bake Shop. :/ My local Casino HAD a Carlo's Bake Shop vending machine and while the cakes LOOKED delicious, I couldn't justify spending roughly $11 on a single cake slice. Publix sells single cake slices for about $4.30. Also, I could just bake an entire cake for about $9, LESS than a single cake from Carlo's Bake Shop. Carlo's Bake Shop vending machine was removed from my local Casino about a year ago. It was not a good seller at all. Carlo's Bake Shop vending machine has been replaced by a cigarette vending machine, REALLY ironic since my local Casino is smoke free. But to be fair, you can smoke OUTSIDE the Casino.

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Let’s face it, a bunch of broke boons begging for bus fare isn’t exactly Carlo’s target market. A machine selling 40’s of malt liquor next to the Newport machine would have been a better choice.

Makes you wonder who makes these decisions.

Tasha, what is your favorite pizza in Miami? And have you ever had Laspada’s subs in the area?

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

PizzaCake is a weird shop located in Harrah's Las Vegas, owned by celebrity chef Buddy Valastro.

It's a by-the-slice pizza place, with a vending machine outside with refrigerated (and appetizing looking) cake slices.

The pizza is really good. It's expensive (about $9 per slice), but very good.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/C_pz...zza__10_.0.jpg


The cake... is the opposite. It's awful and inedible. And it's almost $10 after tax.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/TX-1...y_blogTO.0.jpg



The cake was so bad that, after taking it to my room and tossing it, I came back the next day to complain. We settled on a free slice of pizza as compensation (this was offered by the manager).

They do not take RCs, as they are not Caesars owned.

That is all.

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I just have one question: If you want to buy a whole pizza and they don’t have more than one made already, then will they sell it to you for the whole pizza price, or will they only sell it to you for the by the slice price unless you want to wait around for them to cook a new one?

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Let’s face it, a bunch of broke boons begging for bus fare isn’t exactly Carlo’s target market. A machine selling 40’s of malt liquor next to the Newport machine would have been a better choice

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Good call.

Add a Church's Chicken shack for the Nubian Trifecta.

Memo to Church's Chicken: THIS time put down a huge sewer grate in lieu of a solid floor "because shit happens."

Druff's review of Pizza cake doesn't sound too appealing. I won't rush to try a slice. :D

Best pizza I have had is downtown and it isn't Pizza Rock, although I occasionally eat there because the accept The D/ circa comp dollars. The best I have had is/was Pop up pizza locational in the Plaza. It has been a couple years and I am not even sure they are still open. These days when downtown I tend to grab lunch at Circa (Victory burger) or the D (Bacon Nation). I love Bacon Nation, but the service is terrible.

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Originally Posted by Dan Druff

PizzaCake is a weird shop located in Harrah's Las Vegas, owned by celebrity chef Buddy Valastro.

It's a by-the-slice pizza place, with a vending machine outside with refrigerated (and appetizing looking) cake slices.

The pizza is really good. It's expensive (about $9 per slice), but very good.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/C_pz...zza__10_.0.jpg


The cake... is the opposite. It's awful and inedible. And it's almost $10 after tax.

https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/TX-1...y_blogTO.0.jpg



The cake was so bad that, after taking it to my room and tossing it, I came back the next day to complain. We settled on a free slice of pizza as compensation (this was offered by the manager).

They do not take RCs, as they are not Caesars owned.

That is all.

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There have been a LOT of complaints about the cakes from Carlo's Bake Shop. :/ My local Casino HAD a Carlo's Bake Shop vending machine and while the cakes LOOKED delicious, I couldn't justify spending roughly $11 on a single cake slice. Publix sells single cake slices for about $4.30. Also, I could just bake an entire cake for about $9, LESS than a single cake from Carlo's Bake Shop. Carlo's Bake Shop vending machine was removed from my local Casino about a year ago. It was not a good seller at all. Carlo's Bake Shop vending machine has been replaced by a cigarette vending machine, REALLY ironic since my local Casino is smoke free. But to be fair, you can smoke OUTSIDE the Casino.

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Let’s face it, a bunch of broke boons begging for bus fare isn’t exactly Carlo’s target market. A machine selling 40’s of malt liquor next to the Newport machine would have been a better choice.

Makes you wonder who makes these decisions.

Tasha, what is your favorite pizza in Miami? And have you ever had Laspada’s subs in the area?

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I don't eat from local pizza joints I eat Little Caesars usually (EXTREMELY good value pizza about $57 including tax, tip, and fees for 4 pizzas, 2 sodas, and 10 garlic sauces I live with 9 other people, so everybody can eat 3 slices and there are two slices still left. . :) and Domino's when I want to splurge. :) I spent about $113 for Dominos a couple of months ago as a splurge treat. :)

Speaking of making your own cake

Eggs. $7
Box mix. $5
Frosting, $4
Oil. $6

$22 for an entire cake using the box mix. :)

If you're making the cake from scratch with no box mix and homemade frosting.

$3 for all purpose flour
$6 for eggs
$6 for butter
$5 for sugar
$6 for oil
$5 for Cocoa powder
$5 for heavy cream.

$36 for a from scratch cake using no box mix and homemade frosting. :)


My original $9 estimate was if you use just the box mix and frosting. :)

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Speaking of making your own cake

Eggs. $7
Box mix. $5
Frosting, $4
Oil. $6

$22 for an entire cake using the box mix. :)

If you're making the cake from scratch with no box mix and homemade frosting.

$3 for all purpose flour
$6 for eggs
$6 for butter
$5 for sugar
$6 for oil
$5 for Cocoa powder
$5 for heavy cream.

$36 for a from scratch cake using no box mix and homemade frosting. :)


My original $9 estimate was if you use just the box mix and frosting. :)

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Tasha those prices are ridiculously high. But assuming prices are higher in South Florida, which I am not going to research, you don't need a dozen eggs to make a cake. You need 2 for a box and 2-3 for scratch. You don't use a pound of butter, nor a bottle of oil, nor a whole bag of flour. So unless you are using 2-3 eggs and throwing the other 9 away, throwing the remaining 3 sticks of butter and the remaining oil away, the actual cost is a fraction of what you claim.

Anyone who buys a premade cake from a store is basically putting poison in your body with all the sugar and preservative and chemicals. And for what? Doesn't even taste that good.

A box cake mix made at home, a little better. (a little less poison) tastes a little better.

best choice is to make it yourself by far. Will taste better and be better for you. And when I say "better for you" remember we are talking about cake, sugar and carbs. :D I am saying better than these other choices.

That said, almost finished my cases of TastyKakes. :cool:

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Speaking of making your own cake

Eggs. $7
Box mix. $5
Frosting, $4
Oil. $6

$22 for an entire cake using the box mix. :)

If you're making the cake from scratch with no box mix and homemade frosting.

$3 for all purpose flour
$6 for eggs
$6 for butter
$5 for sugar
$6 for oil
$5 for Cocoa powder
$5 for heavy cream.

$36 for a from scratch cake using no box mix and homemade frosting. :)


My original $9 estimate was if you use just the box mix and frosting. :)

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Tasha those prices are ridiculously high. But assuming prices are higher in South Florida, which I am not going to research, you don't need a dozen eggs to make a cake. You need 2 for a box and 2-3 for scratch. You don't use a pound of butter, nor a bottle of oil, nor a whole bag of flour. So unless you are using 2-3 eggs and throwing the other 9 away, throwing the remaining 3 sticks of butter and the remaining oil away, the actual cost is a fraction of what you claim.

Anyone who buys a premade cake from a store is basically putting poison in your body with all the sugar and preservative and chemicals. And for what? Doesn't even taste that good.

A box cake mix made at home, a little better. (a little less poison) tastes a little better.

best choice is to make it yourself by far. Will taste better and be better for you. And when I say "better for you" remember we are talking about cake, sugar and carbs. :D I am saying better than these other choices.

That said, almost finished my cases of TastyKakes. :cool:

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I'm saying what you would need to buy to make a cake either from scratch or with help of a box mix. :) You would use the rest of the items to make more food. :)

One thing good about this place is if the cake is so bad it solves the problem of having your cake and eating it too.

You can simply always have your cake and never have to worry about eating it,

Something that is very difficult to do with good cake.

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There have been a LOT of complaints about the cakes from Carlo's Bake Shop. :/ My local Casino HAD a Carlo's Bake Shop vending machine and while the cakes LOOKED delicious, I couldn't justify spending roughly $11 on a single cake slice. Publix sells single cake slices for about $4.30. Also, I could just bake an entire cake for about $9, LESS than a single cake from Carlo's Bake Shop. Carlo's Bake Shop vending machine was removed from my local Casino about a year ago. It was not a good seller at all. Carlo's Bake Shop vending machine has been replaced by a cigarette vending machine, REALLY ironic since my local Casino is smoke free. But to be fair, you can smoke OUTSIDE the Casino.

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Let’s face it, a bunch of broke boons begging for bus fare isn’t exactly Carlo’s target market. A machine selling 40’s of malt liquor next to the Newport machine would have been a better choice.

Makes you wonder who makes these decisions.

Tasha, what is your favorite pizza in Miami? And have you ever had Laspada’s subs in the area?

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I don't eat from local pizza joints I eat Little Caesars usually (EXTREMELY good value pizza about $57 including tax, tip, and fees for 4 pizzas, 2 sodas, and 10 garlic sauces I live with 9 other people, so everybody can eat 3 slices and there are two slices still left. . :) and Domino's when I want to splurge. :) I spent about $113 for Dominos a couple of months ago as a splurge treat. :)

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That is a very good deal. I’m glad to hear you do this with your family, nothing like everyone getting together over pizza, soda and garlic sauce.

Dominos is overpriced for the quality you get in my opinion.

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I don't eat from local pizza joints I eat Little Caesars usually (EXTREMELY good value pizza about $57 including tax, tip, and fees for 4 pizzas, 2 sodas, and 10 garlic sauces I live with 9 other people, so everybody can eat 3 slices and there are two slices still left. . :) and Domino's when I want to splurge. :) I spent about $113 for Dominos a couple of months ago as a splurge treat. :)

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As far as pizza chains go, I am surprised at how good Mountain Mike's Pizza is. I like it a lot better than Round Table.

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I don't eat from local pizza joints I eat Little Caesars usually (EXTREMELY good value pizza about $57 including tax, tip, and fees for 4 pizzas, 2 sodas, and 10 garlic sauces I live with 9 other people, so everybody can eat 3 slices and there are two slices still left. . :) and Domino's when I want to splurge. :) I spent about $113 for Dominos a couple of months ago as a splurge treat. :)

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As far as pizza chains go, I am surprised at how good Mountain Mike's Pizza is. I like it a lot better than Round Table.

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But still no Papa Murphy’s

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Let’s face it, a bunch of broke boons begging for bus fare isn’t exactly Carlo’s target market. A machine selling 40’s of malt liquor next to the Newport machine would have been a better choice.

Makes you wonder who makes these decisions.

Tasha, what is your favorite pizza in Miami? And have you ever had Laspada’s subs in the area?

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I don't eat from local pizza joints I eat Little Caesars usually (EXTREMELY good value pizza about $57 including tax, tip, and fees for 4 pizzas, 2 sodas, and 10 garlic sauces I live with 9 other people, so everybody can eat 3 slices and there are two slices still left. . :) and Domino's when I want to splurge. :) I spent about $113 for Dominos a couple of months ago as a splurge treat. :)

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That is a very good deal. I’m glad to hear you do this with your family, nothing like everyone getting together over pizza, soda and garlic sauce.

Dominos is overpriced for the quality you get in my opinion.

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Domino's New York Style pizza was extremely tasty. :) You are right that the Little Caesars pizza is a very good deal, roughly $57 to feed 10 people. :)

10 people in the crib??? You Haitian or Jamaican?

Tip and fees at Lil Sleezers? And FWIW, the pan pizza from Dominos is quite good and well worth the $6.99/ea when you buy 3 mix and match.

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10 people in the crib??? You Haitian or Jamaican?

Tip and fees at Lil Sleezers? And FWIW, the pan pizza from Dominos is quite good and well worth the $6.99/ea when you buy 3 mix and match.

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Actually, we are technically a DUPLEX. Two connected Families living in a split house. :) We have my Parents, (Technically my Step Mother and my Biological Rad. :) my two Nephews, me living on one side, and five cousins living on the other side. :) The Cousins are my older Cousin, her two Daughters, her Sister, and her Nephew. :)

https://photos.app.goo.gl/UQjjZCnA6suYQp5PA

My recent Domino's Pizza splurge. :) It was roughly $82 subtotal and with the tax, fees, and tip, it was about $112. :)

My recent Little Caesars pizza deal

Two extra most bestest cheese pizzas, $13.98
Two extra most bestest pepperoni pizzas, $13.98
Two Pepsis, $5.99
10 garlic butter sauces, $6.25
8 piece bread sticks .99, special discount (Two family members didn't eat any of the bread sticks. App wouldn't let me multiply the bread discount. :/
Subtotal was $39.42
State fee, $2.61
County fee, 0.43
Service fee, $4.00
Tip. $7.09
Taxes, $3.09.

:)

The Little Caesars pizzas are cheap, :) but they add weird fees like state and county fees. :/ Some people get the delivery/service fee confused with the tip.

Domino's Pizza box says that the Service/delivery fee is NOT the tip, they are two different charges. I had to babysit one of my Nephews when my Sister and Parents were working and I was off and it was a School day off. My Mom gave $20 for pizza and was SHOCKED that the $20 was only enough for ONE pizza with taxes, fees, tips, and the pizza . In the early 2000's, a $20 was enough for TWO pizzas.

I agree that Pizza Rock is the best Vegas pizza I've had thus far. I felt Secret Pizza was decent but overrated.

Keep in mind that Pizza Rock isn't nearly as good as the best NYC pizza joints, but as far as Vegas pizza goes, it's the best I've had. At least the counter pizza is, which is different than the restaurant pizza for some reason!

When I went there in 2022, they refused to sell me the counter pizza while in the restaurant. The manager eventually compromised that I could have the counter pizza in the restaurant if I bought an entire pie... so I did!





I have gained 20 pounds since this picture was taken. Draw your own conclusions.

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I agree that Pizza Rock is the best Vegas pizza I've had thus far. I felt Secret Pizza was decent but overrated.

Keep in mind that Pizza Rock isn't nearly as good as the best NYC pizza joints, but as far as Vegas pizza goes, it's the best I've had. At least the counter pizza is, which is different than the restaurant pizza for some reason!

When I went there in 2022, they refused to sell me the counter pizza while in the restaurant. The manager eventually compromised that I could have the counter pizza in the restaurant if I bought an entire pie... so I did!





I have gained 20 pounds since this picture was taken. Draw your own conclusions.

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You look a LOT younger in that recent picture than the picture you showed of yourself a few years ago. :)

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I don't eat from local pizza joints I eat Little Caesars usually (EXTREMELY good value pizza about $57 including tax, tip, and fees for 4 pizzas, 2 sodas, and 10 garlic sauces I live with 9 other people, so everybody can eat 3 slices and there are two slices still left. . :) and Domino's when I want to splurge. :) I spent about $113 for Dominos a couple of months ago as a splurge treat. :)

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As far as pizza chains go, I am surprised at how good Mountain Mike's Pizza is. I like it a lot better than Round Table.

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Mountain Mike’s is very good. Years ago when I ate a lot of pizza I used to go back and forth on who made a better one, Round Table or Mountain Mikes.

I don’t recall exactly because its been so long, but I think I finally decided that if I just wanted a small personal pizza Mountain MIkes was a little better, but if I wanted a large combo I preferred the Round Table King Arthur Supreme.

Been a long time since I’ve had it, but if I wanted a quick by the slice I used to love to grab a slice from Costco,

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Been a long time since I’ve had it, but if I wanted a quick by the slice I used to love to grab a slice from Costco,

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It's still only $2.00 a slice Ben ($1.99). And a whole Costco pizza is still only $10.99. When I go to Costco to shop, I'll often have a slice in the food court before going home. Unfortunately, they eliminated the combo - so you either have to buy cheese or pepperoni slices. I get pepperoni.

Most people know by now how shitty that kind of packaged cake really is unfortunately. I feel like gagging even thinking about trying that cake again. Nice Try Boz trying to triangulate Nathan.

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Been a long time since I’ve had it, but if I wanted a quick by the slice I used to love to grab a slice from Costco,

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It's still only $2.00 a slice Ben ($1.99). And a whole Costco pizza is still only $10.99. When I go to Costco to shop, I'll often have a slice in the food court before going home. Unfortunately, they eliminated the combo - so you either have to buy cheese or pepperoni slices. I get pepperoni.

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Oh that’s a bummer they eliminated the combo! Used to be my favorite slice.

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Oh that’s a bummer they eliminated the combo! Used to be my favorite slice.

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They used the covid scandemic as the excuse and then never brought it back after the scamdemic.

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I agree that Pizza Rock is the best Vegas pizza I've had thus far. I felt Secret Pizza was decent but overrated.

Keep in mind that Pizza Rock isn't nearly as good as the best NYC pizza joints, but as far as Vegas pizza goes, it's the best I've had. At least the counter pizza is, which is different than the restaurant pizza for some reason!

When I went there in 2022, they refused to sell me the counter pizza while in the restaurant. The manager eventually compromised that I could have the counter pizza in the restaurant if I bought an entire pie... so I did!





I have gained 20 pounds since this picture was taken. Draw your own conclusions.

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You look a LOT younger in that recent picture than the picture you showed of yourself a few years ago. :)

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Thank you?

I was 50 in that picture above. It was taken in June 2022.

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Agree the cake is horrible. It’s made in a factory somewhere filled with chemicals so it lasts for weeks. Also deceptive packaging that makes it look bigger. The machines are in airports all over the country now.

But I’ll also disagree on the pizza, it mediocre at best. Maybe for the strip it’s “ok” but like Secret Pizza it’s nothing special. Shocked you liked it, not shocked you complained about the cake. Dude you should make a YouTube series of you HEBing these places for $10 a pop.

So many good pizza places in Vegas like Pizza Rock, Evil Pie, Yukon, Naked City and more to say Buddy’s is “good” pizza.

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My friend, Al, who is a very successful financial manager -- and also helms a perv pop band -- is a pizza fanatic. He maintains his list of about 600 pizzas he has sampled with reviews and commentary.

He took us to Pizza Rock, one of his top 20 I think, a couple of years ago. There is another pizza place in LV that is in his top 10, but I would have to check with him on that. He has a condo in Manhattan and one in AC, so he has sampled all the famous NY pizzas.

That's my segue to mentioning there seems to have been some pizza conference in LV this past week. I saw people wearing pizza aficionado shirts, but I haven't followed up to see what was going on.

In case you are wondering what a "perv pop" band is, I will link to one of Al's bands videos, "Crack in Her Hand." LOL. Hey Boz, they also did a song, "Christmas in Hazleton."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B5IUXUgFcE

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I will link to one of Al's bands videos, "Crack in Her Hand." LOL.

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"I like it, Mr. Clark: good beat, you can dance to it...I give it an 85."

"Crack in her hand and he doesn't understand:" how true that is, but I thought the drug of choice in appalachia was fentanyl these days?

Isn't crack passe?

Tell your fanatical pizza-loving, finance managing, perv-pop playing pal that the hill billies have moved on from uppers to downers; time for some downbeat music, like shoegaze.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft56il9bGMk

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I will link to one of Al's bands videos, "Crack in Her Hand." LOL.

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"I like it, Mr. Clark: good beat, you can dance to it...I give it an 85."

"Crack in her hand and he doesn't understand:" how true that is, but I thought the drug of choice in appalachia was fentanyl these days?

Isn't crack passe?

Tell your fanatical pizza-loving, finance managing, perv-pop playing pal that the hill billies have moved on from uppers to downers; time for some downbeat music, like shoegaze.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft56il9bGMk

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Al truly loves his pizza. His pizza ratings are a decades-long serious obsession, of which Al has quite a few, and I love him for it.

Since the holidays are coming up, here's some Christian iconography put to good use in "Touch Me Now."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ7YiYMSRig

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His pizza ratings are a decades-long serious obsession

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I'm very interested in this. Can you post his top 20?

A old friend of mine grew up in Hazelton, he went to HS with Joe Maddon.

Buddy Valastro is a neighbor of Alan's brother.

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I'm very interested in this. Can you post his top 20?

A old friend of mine grew up in Hazelton, he went to HS with Joe Maddon.

Buddy Valastro is a neighbor of Alan's brother.

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I'll email him over the weekend and request a top 20 listing.

In the meantime, let me find his "Christmas in Hazleton" song or video -- it's pretty old. Found it -- it was shot during the pandemic, so it was made under quarantine. They shot a couple of videos working under those restrictions. The song is about spending Christmas in Hazleton with his girlfriend, who happens to be a prostitute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4x-iz9FPuk

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I agree that Pizza Rock is the best Vegas pizza I've had thus far. I felt Secret Pizza was decent but overrated.

Keep in mind that Pizza Rock isn't nearly as good as the best NYC pizza joints, but as far as Vegas pizza goes, it's the best I've had. At least the counter pizza is, which is different than the restaurant pizza for some reason!

When I went there in 2022, they refused to sell me the counter pizza while in the restaurant. The manager eventually compromised that I could have the counter pizza in the restaurant if I bought an entire pie... so I did!





I have gained 20 pounds since this picture was taken. Draw your own conclusions.

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You look a LOT younger in that recent picture than the picture you showed of yourself a few years ago. :)

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Thank you?

I was 50 in that picture above. It was taken in June 2022.

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You were FIFTY in that picture? :eek: :) You looked EXTREMELY young for 50! You looked around THIRTY in that picture! :)

Maybe Druff is the one to finally split that Brillo pad of hers. Hey Tasha, you interested in that Hebrew Hammer?

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Maybe Druff is the one to finally split that Brillo pad of hers. Hey Tasha, you interested in that Hebrew Hammer?

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Boz, I already accused Todd of this.

Hebrew Hammer is a good one but that makes it sound big and powerful. I would have liked you to have said Dinky Dreidel instead.

Hey Karen, have I got a money making play for ya: have a raffle and raffle off your virginity.

Some gal did it years ago and made more than twice what Rob made on one VP pull.

https://www.thechronicle.com.au/news...7f122bdce966c9

"“Every woman has to decide on her own if it is worth to give her virginity for free to a boyfriend who maybe later on will break up with her, rather than selling it,”

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Originally Posted by MisterV

Hey Karen, have I got a money making play for ya: have a raffle and raffle off your virginity.

Some gal did it years ago and made more than twice what Rob made on one VP pull.

https://www.thechronicle.com.au/news...7f122bdce966c9

"“Every woman has to decide on her own if it is worth to give her virginity for free to a boyfriend who maybe later on will break up with her, rather than selling it,”

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Thinking the Wizard will get in that. He is rumored to have sold his soul (integrity) for much less sexually.

Hey a guy has to do what a pervert has to do. Even the smartest guy in the world thinks with his cock sometimes.

Did I just read that Tasha lives with 9 fucking people?

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Originally Posted by AxelWolf

Did I just read that Tasha lives with 9 fucking people?

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But of course.

Still living "at home," such as it is, in what has to be a very crowded duplex...EPIC FAIL, but no surprise.

Such is the fate of unskilled Jamaicans who migrate to the USA: hello, poverty...greetings, hopelessness.

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Originally Posted by AxelWolf

Did I just read that Tasha lives with 9 fucking people?

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Technically, I only live with FOUR other People. It's a DUPLEX. Each side of the Duplex has 5 people. :)

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Originally Posted by Tasha

Technically, I only live with FOUR other People. It's a DUPLEX. Each side of the Duplex has 5 people. :)

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Tasha, please disregard the first 52 seconds of this video. It is only after this, that things get rolling:
"https://youtu.be/C1ZNLsLcMCg?t=52"

Never gets old fucking with the pieces of shit running this place.

And another….Merry Christmas.

Damn, Dan Druff is HOT in that pizza picture! :D