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So far so good with the young cat grinding my style even though underperform the first couple of months. So was thinking if I get another cat to grind my style for the same 14ks monthly salary then two cats grinding will put longs term 80ks residual monthly nets profits in my pockets. I just need to find another reliable cat, hey hey.
You appear to have the intelligence of your common house fly…I doubt you’ve made over 80K in your lifetime, let alone a monthQuote:
Originally Posted by soxfan
What is the point of you posting nonsense like this if you give no clue as to what "your style" is?Quote:
Originally Posted by soxfan
Were I a betting man I'd say your claim that the "cat" will "earn the same 14ks monthly salary" is a bunch of bullshit.
Seriously, get a fucking grip.
Questions.Quote:
Originally Posted by soxfan
Are they using your money or their own money?
If they are using your money, what's their cut/pay/compensation?
Actually while overall house flies aren’t that intelligent, there are some things they can do well.Quote:
Originally Posted by KeystoneYou appear to have the intelligence of your common house fly…I doubt you’ve made over 80K in your lifetime, let alone a monthQuote:
Originally Posted by soxfan
They can process visual information 10 times faster than humans which is why they can dodge swats so well.
A better comparison would be the intelligence of a slug.
Slugs don’t even have brains just a simple cluster of nerve cells, ho ho.
Cats are surprisingly quick also: they rarely get struck by snakes, they're able to leap before getting bitten.Quote:
Originally Posted by DGenBen
That is true, but the original analogy was for lack of intelligence.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterVCats are surprisingly quick also: they rarely get struck by snakes, they're able to leap before getting bitten.Quote:
Originally Posted by DGenBen
Cats are surprisingly intelligent often more so than people. They are often cautious around strange people, they don’t walk in the middle of the street, etc.
So even though they are quick they are not analogous to extremely low intelligence.
I thought you quit smoking the dope?
I veered, following the scent you introduced with "They can process visual information 10 times faster than humans which is why they can dodge swats so well."
This is not intelligence, it is processing power / speed.
No, I haven't stopped smoking weed: I am on hiatus...one week now and counting, "just because."
Will probably blaze this Thursday night while staying and gambling at Chinook Winds in Lincoln City: I love gambling while high on powerful weed / kief / wax, aka "a triple bowl."
When flies do that thing where they rub their front legs together it looks like they are plotting something, which seems pretty intelligent to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
Soxfan's system is to start betting banker after three players in a row.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
My "system" is to arrange for losing hands to occur early on, to lead the way for the winning hands, but, of course, at bigger bets. If you can do the former, then you can do the latter. Along with some other fairly revolutionary gambling math to string things out over such a career, because, technically speaking, baccarat per se can't otherwise be profitably beaten.
My system is tried and true: basically I increase bet size when ahead; you wanna win big, you gotta bet big.
It's led to quite a few handpays and me being basically "even" since about the time covid start.
Works for me, no complaints.
Yeah..."Luck happens."
FUCK! Haven’t seen a GOTTLOB post and avatar since The Penalty Box forum.
Remember that one that Face tried to start?
Ah, so that's how soxfan's system works. The cards remember when the player has won three times in a row so switch to make banker win. So those cards have brains? I should have known.Quote:
Originally Posted by GottlobSoxfan's system is to start betting banker after three players in a row.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
My "system" is to arrange for losing hands to occur early on, to lead the way for the winning hands, but, of course, at bigger bets. If you can do the former, then you can do the latter. Along with some other fairly revolutionary gambling math to string things out over such a career, because, technically speaking, baccarat per se can't otherwise be profitably beaten.
Cats are playing off my bankroll and I pay em the salary of 14ks cdn$ per month, hey hey
Nope that ain't it, hey hey.
Ok bitch, if you doubt my claims pony up some cake to make worths my while and challenge me. I'm not a bulls-shits artist like yer butt buddy groomer pal kewl-fairy, hey hey.
We needed a new fantasy gambling winner.
Thanks soxfan !
If this was actually doable and enforceable I'm sure there are many dudes on here who would take you up on this bet.Quote:
Originally Posted by soxfan
I can find you some very smart and trustworthy people for 14k per month. They will even sign a DND AND DNC. I'll even offer some guarantee money in escrow, stating they won't cheat you, disclose information, or compete with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by soxfan
Heck, I can even make sure they wear a hidden cam while playing so you can ensure accurate accounting and play according to your instructions.
To sweeten the pot, instead of a 50/50 split(that seems to be what you are suggesting they get). They will only take 45%.
Soxfan plays in Niagara Falls. Not that far from Kitchener. Ha.
If he can teach people to make 28k per month playing baccarat, he should have people playing everywhere, and he should just focus on management. He should even be hiring managers to help manage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gottlob
Heck, there are fast food restaurant franchises, even some of the Dottys in Las Vegas don't bring in that kind of money. And that takes a whole bunch of cats to run. He only needs one cat and himself to make $28,000 per month. A fast food restaurant or Dotty's has multiple employees who are all making way less than 14,000 a month. Some only get minimum wage. And it's super difficult to start something up like that.
You can't get your arms around things you understand, how could you begin to fathom something you don't understand.
Let's get right to the heart of the matter, theywon't style,
someone like that cannot be taken seriously, and seems devious and sneaky.Quote:
Originally Posted by MDawgQuote:
Originally Posted by MDawg
Can you imagine, not only does the fellow insist on smoking in the car against the car owner's wishes, but then after he promises to not burn a hole in the seat, does exactly that and then tries to hide it.Quote:
Originally Posted by jce102jz
This fits most of what I have been told about him to a tee.
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Originally Posted by monet
Thats true! I never thought much about it before.Quote:
Originally Posted by pinchingyourballsWhen flies do that thing where they rub their front legs together it looks like they are plotting something, which seems pretty intelligent to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
They do look like they are plotting something or just won a big poker hand and are awaiting the pot to be shoved over to them.
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Originally Posted by MisterV
Follow up:
Now this is kinda strange.
I went to Chinook Winds as planned, checked into my comped oceanfront room and played a few short sessions at the casino.
But after the third one I just felt...dissatisfied. Bored. Not enjoying it like I usually do.
And then it hit me like an embolism: "I'm still on the weed wagon: this isn't fun if I'm not high."
I pondered this enigma and said "Fuck it," checked out shortly after sunset and drove back to stumptown.
Looks like I've got some pondering to do.
What if your team took every seat at the table? How long before the casino cries uncle?Quote:
Originally Posted by soxfan