Little Johnny is talking to his parents.
He asks them: "You always say I am a gifted child; what do you mean by that?"
His mom replies: "Well, we certainly never would have PAID for you."
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Little Johnny is talking to his parents.
He asks them: "You always say I am a gifted child; what do you mean by that?"
His mom replies: "Well, we certainly never would have PAID for you."
I think those were the parents who sent their kid to my uncles summer camp.......he ran a camp for children about to be molested
(credit to Jeselnik)
"Mommy, do I look like a werewolf?"
"Shut up Sheldon and comb your face."
"Mommy, how long until we get to China?"
"Shut up Sheldon and keep swimming."
I'll share my all time favorite joke that I use all the time almost everyday. It is also a good joke that I use as an inside joke with those in the know. I first heard Tom Hanks tell it in the movie Catch Me If You Can. Still stumped or don't know it? Ok... here goes nothing.
Knock Knock...
Who's There???
Go F--- Yourself!