Bad Day at the Office, Charlie Brown
For those who haven't read my post, "Five Good reasons to Not Bet (Much) on Bowl Games," in Sports and Sports Betting, now might be the time.
I was considering pulling the trigger on Texas A&M, but of course a starting defensive tackle just went off last night, pointing a gun at people and telling them he'd shoot them. Oh well, at least he wasn't in a strip club. Meanwhile, the best wideout on Wash State just quit the team, after the second best wideout just quit the team. Well, I waited all year to take a stab at getting Michigan State, but now isn't the time. Taking a run-and-shoot team missing its top two wideouts, and favored, well, I may as well start sticking my foot in alligator mouths for thrills and profit.
God, I hate bowl games. Fortunately, nobody sticks a gun to your head. Unless, of course, you're in high profile contests. Then you have to pick something. Might be time to try hallucinogenics and a dart board.