Please post your locks for sports betting so we can all profit.
Please give us enough time to get to the window before the game starts.
Please do not charge us a fee.
Thanks!
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Please post your locks for sports betting so we can all profit.
Please give us enough time to get to the window before the game starts.
Please do not charge us a fee.
Thanks!
My lock advice is to never present yourself at the window. :)
The only people I know that make money off sports pay attention to the fair line odds and look for opportunities that are on sale. Seems like a full time commitment.
Great Advice that I can never argue with in your post here.
I did have a problem once running around town betting the same amount at all the Boyd Casinos.
lol, I was hot sucker.
I just need one big winner, just one.
After that I will be out of the hole and be able to make everything up to my friends and family, ok.
Just one and I will be on my way, I will, I swear, I'm due.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVnbiYHCb1A
Nobody helping me and I never got to post my bets beforehand in this thread so I suppose it doesn't count.
I made 3 bets with the book since starting this thread.
2 wins and 1 loss.
I bet Week 14 the Titans -7.5 over the Jaguars for 1650.00 to win 1500 and that ticket cashed.
I also parlayed that game with the Saints at -7.5 for 500 dollars but as you know the Eagles won the game outright and I lost.
Stupid bet on my part as I didn't realize Brees was out.
Impulsive Behavior kicking in.
On week 15 I bet 550 dollars on the Browns over the Giants at -6.5 to win 500 dollars.
I was having a tough time making any picks but threw this down.
I would like to post picks beforehand though.
Whatever... try again later perhaps.
Shall I post up my horsebooking picks or is that not allowed?
This isn't that pussy site WoV.
No Holds Barred on this site.
If you really have something that is a lock I'd be willing to put a grand or two on it.
Today I am going to bet the packers heavy just like in the movie Let it Ride.
I just hit another 40k Royal for a 33k win early this morning.
Not that impressive though as I lost 21k in the last two days prior but its still nice for me.
I actually like 6 or 7 teams today to cover the spread in the NFL and am going to put some parlays into play as well.
3, 6 and 7 teamers with a large straight up bet.
Not sure how much but these are the teams I like in order.
Green Bay
Dallas
I want to bet Washington because the Eagles are supposed to have a bunch of starters out but I was just reading how many people think the Eagles will upset the Skins.
I dunno... perhaps I will stay away from them.
I hate parlays anyway but I tend to get greedy at times.
Baltimore but I hate giving up two touchdowns with any team.
I wouldn't doubt that Baltimore smashes the Bengals though.
Same problem with Indianapolis.
I want to take the points with Pittsburgh but most likely will stay away from the game.
Buffalo because Miami's quarterback is out with the Chink Virus.
Tampa Bay but I'm scarred lol.
I'll probably chicken out and only bet the Packers laying the points.
I'm not sure just yet.
Once I get the bets in I will try to report back before kick off but I'm a bit tired and have lost interest in reporting on this site for the most part.
Whatever.
Oh right... I forgot you really get raped hard the more teams you put on a parlay.
The difference between what should be paid out on a six teamer compared to a 3 teamer to the true odds is staggering!
Unless you can pick 55% or better, on individual bets, which makes parlays profitable in the long run.
No way in HE Double Hockey Sticks that I can pick 55% or better.
Even with big swings, 12k net in 2 days is very good. You can only post so much in a day :)
This is the time to splurge big time! Not in any particular order is the perfect opportunity to purchase a new rifle, a ten-inch iron pan purchased from a flea market that weighs about 25 lbs, a new wok to then season, and two 50 lbs bags of Alpo before actually betting NFL games. Nice hit again on the 2nd Royal.
I already got the iron pan for Christmas.
315 dollars for the Iron Wok that is hammered by hand 36,000 times... so they say.
The shipping was lightning fast, from China, go figure.
I don't want to support China but I'm all for supporting people working daily to make handmade items beating Iron with Hammers.
You can find the wok or the store on Etsy here...
https://www.etsy.com/listing/6840294...20&pro=1&frs=1
The Wok is pretty awesome to be honest.
Same with the ladle and spatula.
What I really love about it is that it is all one piece of forged iron.
Well worth the money and I may buy another one to store in my closet to have a spare.
I wouldn't doubt they stop making them in the future as everything is machine made these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxyn1trfkkw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtD2pgr73Og&t=10s
What's with you and the Alpo?
I feed my dogs mostly boiled chicken breast, veggies, blueberries, sweet potatoes and raw bones.
In case you were curious, which I doubt you were.
Alright, so I made the bet.
1,650 to win 1,500 on the Packers -4.5
I also got impulsive with a 3 team parlay, off the board.
400 dollars to win 2,527.45
Green Bay -4.5
Dallas -1.5
Tampa Bay -7
Ok, so the straight bet wasn't nearly as heavy as I would of liked but I'm a scared little girl.
400 dollars is a massive parlay, for me, to be honest.
It is most likely money down the toilet.
At least I posted the bets before they went off this time.
It's a good thing that old Monet hits so many jackpots that he has to come here to tell us about each and every one, and, their ensuing celebration.
Ozzy needs someone to believe in.
Talky, talky.
I hardly share every jackpot.
You have no clue how many I don't even bother taking a picture of or talking about.
Don't worry, I play the required amount of hands to hit so many jackpots.
I'm not claiming that I am ahead of the curve or the return percentage.
I went a few cycles, on 10 dollar single line video poker, with no Royals and that was over the span of 2 years.
Still pretty far behind on regular deuces, on that specific game, although I have moved up to only 3 cycles behind.
I put over 5 Million Coin in at one property last year alone.
I stopped sharing most of the pictures.
Sorry to post or share that I hit a Royal this morning.
I will shut the fuck up about it going forward.
For the most part, I have stopped posting in general about Jackpots, Mailers, Information, Movies and other topics.
Didn't mean to bother you, whoever you are, as you have so many different user names I have no clue.
It is obvious that you read every word on all of these gambling forums and constantly respond to just about every post.
There is a website where you literally have thousands of posts and responses to yourself constantly.
I forget where it is but I glanced at it once and was amazed at your veracity.
I think you had some S&M avatar you sick, twisted fuck.
I'm not telling you to stop posting. Just trying to read between the lines here.
For sure, not Tasha's. Anyway, I've posted on only two forums, in the last few years. The other one is GamblingForums.com, where I started posting a bit, again, last year. Nothing over there to go into any length about.
I imagine that there is a reason for my posts. The above one was to indirectly point out to Bosox that a few posters do post mostly about themselves. Darkoz, Mac Frawdy, and you, to go along with Red, at times, who spent a lot of time posting about the virus.
Minutes ago, Bosox let into Red, about Red talking about Red's contest plays. But, Bosox displayed a different tone with you. Something he accused MrV of, with respect to MrV's political opinion of Trump versus Biden. Hypocrisy, maybe.
Monet wrote:
What's with you and the Alpo?
I feed my dogs mostly boiled chicken breast, veggies, blueberries, sweet potatoes, and raw bones.
In case you were curious, which I doubt you were.
No, I was very curious as I already suspected that you feed your dogs extravagantly and just wanted to hear you say it. "Mostly boiled chicken breast, veggies, blueberries, sweet potatoes" Goodness this was way beyond my expectation, I bet that is actually much better food than MDawg has when he is staying in his Las Vegas suites.
Welp.
I'm back in the book.
I am currently betting $1760.00 to win $1600.00 on the Packers -6.5
I may put more down on it as my degenerate behavior knows no bounds.
Fuck William Hill by the way.
Yup, I'm on Tilt.
I put a two team parlay in today.
For those of you reading this you can sweat my action and root for or against me.
Your Choice.
No Offense if you are against me out of spite for the hurtful hate I spread.
Golden Knights -1 1/2 EV
Green Bay Packers -6.5 -110
$310 dollars to pay $873.65
I also put another $550 to win $500 on the Packers -6.5
That brings up the total wagered now to $2310.00 to win $2100.00
Sickening, as I can remember days when I would try to scratch up 3 dollars to get a two choice combination with Slant Eyed Noodles or Rice or if you like they would give you both.
That order had to be at least 3 pounds of food, I swear.
This was in Long Beach California, if anyone is curious.
Don't worry.
I'm going back to bet MORE or is it MOAR!?
I love it at the Book.
Especially if this Trap Line holds at -6.5!!
Who am I kidding?
I'll bet it at 7 or even 8 lol.
I'm sick and I need help.
I bet another 3 Team Parlay today because I just don't like money.
Tampa Bay Lightning -1 1/2 -125
Toronto Maple Leafs -1 1/2 +125
Green Bay Packers -6.5 -110
$500 to win 3,865.90
I'm starting to get overextended.
Practice what I Preach I suppose.
Bet More Win More.
An old school bookie told me long ago that when you bet parlays they just put the money in the drawer.
Complete Sucker Bet.
I do it for the Drink Tickets.
I like to give them away to the guys drinking beer after beer actually watching the games.
A few years back I bet 200 dollars at Caesars Palace and asked for drink tickets and they said... oh you need to bet at least 300 for one of those.
Mother Fuckers had me Hot Sucker lol.
Don't worry the Cubs got smashed and I lost more money.
Also nothing better in life than making those bastards pay you cold hard cash from the window.
At least the Packers covered.
Ottawa killed my 3 teamer but the 2 team parlay and straight bets came through.
Actually, Greed and Ignorance killed my 3 team parlay.
Mental Note... Murray was traded to Ottawa in the offseason.
$2973.65 - $500 = Pay Me $2473.65
I don't keep a record and I don't bet units.
What I do do is try to post up my bets beforehand and show pictures of the actual tickets.
I've been on somewhat of a hot streak in the book lately.
10-2 or so with straight bets.
2-4 with parlays.
It would be nice if you sharpies would post up a lock.
Redietz to the rescue !!
According to Redietz, Redietz does not participate on this site anymore.
I highly doubt that Redietz is giving any picks away for free.
I'm not sure he actually wagers money on individual games.
I could be wrong.
He might be betting 2200 dollar wagers constantly.
According to some of his posts about his record, it would appear that he wins far more compared to losing but how much of that is mental betting?
Redietz seems to be focused on Futures and Tournaments.
Strikes me as the type of bettor who hedges but I could be wrong about that assessment.
I'm pretty far out of my depth here anyway as I certainly cannot beat the book nor do I know much about how to.
My main issue with the book and poker, for that matter, is they don't give you anything for coin in.
I'm guessing that you can get some positive EV with online betting but I find it to be too much of headache.
I have the same issue with Dan Druff.
Is he actually betting money on all those picks and if so how much or how much is a unit?
At the end of a season these guys might be +5500 Units but how much cash does that translate to?
I would enjoy Dan Druff's thread about his NBA picks more if he would post his actual net profit or loss.
Course I don't really enjoy betting on hoops.
Nothing more fun or agonizing than betting on the NHL Puck Line.
I'm sure that betting the O/U has a higher return but not nearly as gut wrenching.
Classic... (3:59)
Where's the hells the rest of my Fucking Money?? - James Caan as the Gambler -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7218Mjt84g
The rare times I throw a few hundred at games, I stick to betting visiting dogs and unders.
(14:32)
I could of wiped the floor with your ass...
If all my bets were safe there just wouldn't be any juice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPIP8G1cVVA
Sick clip, the epitome of degeneracy. I didn't realize your buddy " Axel " was such a degenerate! 45k back in 1974 was quite a lot of scratch for a " Sure Thing". I've seen my share of this, over the last 20+ years, will never truly understand it. The complexity of the human mind and some of the things we do to ourselves. Crazy world.
I'm so lazy.
I see they bet down the Chiefs to -8.
I would bet it but I am out of time.
Looking at the Columbus Blue Jackets for tomorrow with the puck line against Detroit.
Still undecided.
I have no clue about the Saints and Bucs game.
I don't like betting against Brady.
Usually best for me to stay out of the Book anyway.
Spent a bunch of comp today in the gift shops and the Evil Empire Starbucks.
I collected a ticket for $1,890.00 at one of the William Hill locations.
Did I mention how much I hate those bastards?
They had to give me 700 in fifty dollar bills.
When questioned they claimed they were too low on hundos??
Don't they know about the old Vegas Superstition and Fifty Dollar Bills??
Fucking Super Sports Book doesn't have enough money to ever pay out.
One time I had a 7,000 dollar ticket to cash with them a few years back and they told me to come back later as they didn't have enough cash to pay out?
Hate these Fuckers!
Anyways I bet like a little girl today.
$300.00 Straight Bet on the Colorado Avalanche -1 1/2 +110 to pay $330.00
This post gives you enough time as I posted it about 3 hours before puck drop.
I had a pretty good run with 850 in Free Play collecting 1360 total.
I also ran into a long time local and I mean someone who has been in town over 50 years since he was born and raised.
It seems that even he agrees that the Party is Over.
What a fun run for decades.
I'm already missing it.
Betting 300 bones is just above betting like a girl. It's nowhere near baller " AXEL" category though :)
Evil Sports Book!
Dirty LA Kings!
Cheating Fucking Refs!
See You Soon.
Hit a rough patch in the last week or so.
Down 2300 off of my last 3 bets.
Thinking of putting 3900 to win 3000 on Tampa Bay - 1.5 -130 against the Red Wings.
It is possible that I can find a -120 or -125 line though.
Tampa Bay and the Red Wings both upended two of my 3 bets that put me in this hole.
Can't lose them all can I?
WilliamHill Lines are the Devil.
Monet, what you can't take an innocent joke that I made on the MDawg thread today on your spin poker post? My goodness, I have big swings all the time just like you do when I play blackjack. Sorry if I got too sensitive in my humor.
Once again I am confused.
It isn't very hard to confuse me these days.
I think you have accused me of this a few times in the past.
However, I have never said one derogatory word to or against you.
I hold your experience and expertise in High Regard.
Although, what you do is outside of my wheelhouse.
Anyways, no worries.
I am not offended by anything you have said towards me.
Let us continue in our enjoyable forum banter towards one another.
I will give you a break down of my last few hours.
I go into Casino A and bet 910 to win 700 on the TB Puck Line -1.5 -130.
The line moves to -135 shortly after.
I decide to play a little Full pay 2 dollar VP.
I lose 500.
I move up to 5 dollar and lose another 1500.
So I go and play 10 dollar VP which isn't Full Pay but with the Multiplier and Mailers it is Break Even.
Sound Familiar?
Sort of like the Singer Progressive Bet Strategy, right?
Anyways... I am down to my last 300 when I hit a 4k Jackpot.
I came into the Casino with just over 6600 dollars.
Now I have 4300.
I play some more and lose.
I am now in 4000 dollars on the Machine.
I end up hitting 4 Ducks for 10k with the machine at 10,900.
I also have 1700 in my pocket from the first hand pay.
I play a couple more hands and cash out 1300 because I am not supposed to be playing VP right now.
I'm supposed to be betting 900+ dollars in different sports books.
So I drive over to another Book that I know is usually dead.
Not this time...
I had to wait in line 30 minutes because two Fucking Idiots are betting 5 and 10 dollars on every Super Bowl Prop Bet they have.
What a Fucking Joke... bet 42 separate bets to win or lose 12 dollars.
Fuck lol.
So of course I decide to just come home now and read your accusation.
Anyhoo... I put some money in action in the book but not as much as I planned.
I have two bets...
Tampa Bay Lightning -1.5
910 to win 700
945 to win 700
Don't worry... I'm gonna lose.
But I love it at the Book.
I'm going back.
Is that Official?
Oh what wonderful people!
Let it Ride.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaR8eTxxCRc
Good bet Monet.
I pussed out and just took TBL to win in reg., parlayed with the Bruins ML.
Escaped with the Boston comeback OT win.
Nicely Done.
I notice you bet with Dan on a good amount of the NBA Picks.
Are you betting online or in Vegas or somewhere else?
I miss the days of calling my bookie in Cleveland.
The last Money Line I seen on that Tampa Bay game was -330.
I get that you just parlay it but man that is so much to lay, I couldn't do it.
You get better odds laying against the 4 or 10 on the dice table.
I get it though.
Action.
I didn't post about it but I hit a two teamer before my slide for a couple grand.
It was a miracle on both games.
January 23 and I needed the Blues with the Jets on the Puck Line.
The Jets were down 3-2 going into the third and scored 4 goals to cover.
The Blues Game was the real miracle as they Covered with the Empty Netter with only 2 seconds left in the game.
I didn't post about it because I didn't post beforehand and I was busy.
After that miracle I went on a slide because I'm Stupid.
I had a couple grand on the Tampa Bay game when they had a 4-1 lead over Nashville.
Nashville went gangbusters in the last ten minutes and scored two goals to Screw Me.
Tampa had a last second chance but missed.
Puck Line is Fun.
Of course the next game they covered but I got off them because once again... I'm Stupid.
Anyways, after collecting my tickets today I decided to put in a Super Bowl Bet.
I don't endorse the bet whatsoever, I just like the Under more than the Over.
So I bet 660 to win 600 on the Under at 56 points.
IMO, The Defense usually comes to play in the Super Bowl.
The game could go well over but I like my chances.
Either way it really doesn't matter as I bet like a Nancy once again.
I like a couple hockey games today but I'm too tired now to make a run at the book.
It isn't going anywhere so it really doesn't matter.
I can lose tomorrow or the next day.
Thanks for the interaction!
If I was going to bet today I would look into the Canadians and the Blues with the Puck Line.
The Canadians is another one of those -1.5 -125 type of bets though.
I'm not sure but those are the two teams I would consider.
Ottawa is still doing horrible even though they picked up Murray.
Another thought is the Capitals.
They just keep winning.
Perhaps the over on that game... I dunno... just spitballin.
Two things are trending from my understanding so far this season.
The Over and Home Ice.
I guess the Home Ice is most likely because of the last line change situation.
Put 10 Dollars on it.
Who Knows?
You Never Know!!
So, being in Oregon I'm wagering on Scoreboard, which is Oregon's online lotto thing that presently offers wagers on most pro sports worldwide. In general the lines are probably much worse than William Hill. At this time no college sports. No horse racing. That will probably change as they find out how much money they aren't making by not offering. Lol.
I'm pretty small time with most bets being in the 25 to 50 range. When feeling frisky I'll bump to 100. Have gone as high as 500. Like you said, the action.
Yesterdays TBL to win in regulation knocked the juice down to -255 coupled with the Bruins at -135 made the parlay +144. I am cognizant of the juice, but I didn't think it was horrible. WTF do I know I just like the action.
I will follow Dan, but admittedly I hate betting NBA unders. I know that's where a lot of pros live due to ploppies loving the over. In general the NBA is TOUGH! It's not the same as years ago when players played every night. Now with the needed rest, and calf contusions, and hangnails one has to wait for the latest info to try to stay ahead but alas it's already in the line.
I love football and now hockey much more. Baseball is also my thing, as I used to play in college a million years ago gives me a chance to feel like I can pick winners. Also, I didn't use to know shit or care about soccer, thought it was boring as hell. But now that I have the opportunity to bet on it I kinda love it. Have a great appreciation of it now. Especially EPL and other Euro trash countries. Hell, I'll even bet Turkish 3rd division games if it feels right. Action.
Good luck on your SB under. I made a play on SB today also that I don't endorse. KC -3 @-115. Brady's probably a shoe in for MVP now. lol...
I have more to comment on about your post but for now I love todays outcome.
Capitals Lose.
Canadians Lose.
Blues Lose.
I didn't Lose.
Perfect Storm for me to get in action when they all play next.
I see KC -3 is at -110 this morning. Should have waited. Probably be -2.5 by Sunday. People grabbing the GOAT.
I'm trying to figure out how you got Tampa Bay Lighting at -255 when I seen it open at -330.
That's pretty impressive.
I wanted to clarify about betting like a little girl.
It has nothing to do with how big the bet is.
It has to do with something personal inside me.
I find it very difficult to bet hundred dollar bills on a Sporting Event.
Which is odd because I can bet 50 dollars to 250 dollars a spin on machines without a blink.
Let's be honest... after it gets past 125 per spin I kind of start to get uncomfortable.
But 50 dollars every time I push the button I can handle with ease.
HOWEVER...
The largest straight bet I ever made so far was 3300 to win 3000.
It is so difficult to let the bills go from my pocket and fingers.
So when I bet 300, 600 or even 1650 it is a very painful process.
Also, I get lazy when you have to break up the bet to keep it under a grand moving from book to book.
That's a lot of work.
Alright... let us get greedy today and try a 3 team parlay.
Nashville/Flordia = Over 5.5
Tampa Bay -1.5
Vegas -1.5
Not sure if the lay off is going to help the Knights or hurt them.
This bet is for my own personal fun and I can not be responsible if anyone bets along with me.
Make it fun and bet against me.
You people are supposed to give me Locks in this thread.
This stupid thread turned into me touting my stupid picks.
At least I don't charge any fees.
Ok, so lets review how I knocked the juice down on yesterdays TBL bet from -330 (or something close) to -255. It is because I bet the Lightning to win in regulation. That is excluding OT.
It is known as betting the 3 way line. Without OT there are three possible outcomes, either side and the draw. As I look at today's menu of options for the TBL game shows money line of -365 (ouch) but if I bet on Lightning to win in regulation it knocks juice down to -270. Still ouch but maybe a possible parlay leg.Quote:
Yesterdays TBL to win in regulation knocked the juice down to -255 coupled with the Bruins at -135 made the parlay +144.
Not sure what I'm going to take yet. Was running around all morning with wife.
I forgot you can bet regulation only.
Makes Sense now.
I bet a 600 dollar Two Team Parlay.
Chickened Out on the 3 Teamer.
Knights -1.5 EV
Lightning -1.5 -145
600 to win 1,427.60
Ok, this is what I bet tonight.
I have a problem with parlays. I bet them too often and add too many legs. Did it again below.
Anyhow, let me echo your earlier sentiment about this is my own personal fun (hell). Caveat Emptor.
TBL TT (team total) over 3.5 -135
Bruins TT over 2.5 -195
Panthers ML -120
Kings/Vegas over 5.5 -121
Now we're having some fun!
Misery loves company.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQ2TIul8pI
Pay Me Fuckers!
Nice job on your parlay Monet.
I had to get cute on the team totals instead of just going with the side. Oh well there’s always tomorrow.
I'm eyeballing the Canadians tomorrow for the bounce back.
Gotta keep targeting against Ottawa and Detroit.
It's another minus/minus bet.
Currently Montreal -1.5 -105
Hopefully Hogberg is in goal as they haven't posted that information yet.
I cashed the ticket and made another bet.
Just like I said... Montreal -1.5 EV
At least the line moved in a positive direction for me.
I only bet 300 to win 300 because if I lose I can target later games.
For instance these possibilities:
Penguins/Islanders = Over 5.5 -115
St. Louis Blues -1.5 +150
Ducks Money Line -115
You read it here before puck drop and for free!
Good luck Monet.
I'm going to come along on MTL -1.5 parlayed with Blues/Coyotes OV 5.5.
This is getting to be fun.
Nice to have a partner in crime.
Can't wait for Baseball Season to start now!!
Murray is in goal and I'm not too keen on Montreal.
It's all about not believing that Ottawa can win.
Same goes for the Red Wings and LA Kings.
I'll be targeting those 3 teams all season long.
No Joy In Mudville.
Too lazy to bet my late games yesterday and of course Penguins Over covers along with Ducks winning in a shootout.
Mental Bets never Pay.
I guess no reason to bet in the NHL today as I have the Under on the Super Bowl.
Might as well sweat out that action before anymore stupidity.
The Under came in on the Super Bowl.
I'm pretty sure Covid is over since they were all hugging and kissing each other while passing the trophy around.
Kissing the Trophy as well.
So much for that Bullshit Social Distancing.
I decided to total up my wins and losses since I started this thread.
I didn't post every bet that I made and certainly not every bet beforehand.
I have to try to do better in the future.
Sometimes I am out doing other things while making a bet with no time to really post.
I don't bet units or keep track very well as I just bet.
Anyways...
4400 Dollars in Loss.
8301.25 Dollars in Wins. (8300 to keep it simple)
+3900 Dollars in 2 months.
Better than usual in the book for me.
Not sure if I like anything tomorrow.
Yes I get that feeling too. If you go to a medical facility for a shingles shot, you cannot enter the building without getting your temperature checked, followed by covid exposure/contact questions.
However as I wrote in a different post, grocery stores have Magic Covid Destroyer Spray disseminated through the ventilation system of the store. As a result, on a visit to Walmart, no one checked my temperature at the door and no one asked me questions about getting exposed to Covid (but they do check that you have a mask in order to enter the store). Since it wasn't busy I got a flu shot. I just sat down in a chair in the store and someone came out and pressed my shoulder with the shot (covered by my insurance). Then I went and bought some groceries and left.
Well Said!
A few other things..
Asymptomatic = Bullshit
Shoes catch the virus = Bullshit
Dog's Feet catch the virus = Bullshit
It's in the air = Bullshit (This isn't 12 Monkeys)
It's in the Mail = Bullshit
It's on the Money = Bullshit
You catch it from the ATM = Bullshit
You catch it from Elevator Buttons = Bullshit
China beat the Virus = Bullshit, unless they have the cure because they created the virus
etc etc...
How long we been living with HIV and AIDS???
Nobody forcing anyone to wear a condom?
This shit is pretty simple.
Wash your hands.
Don't put your fingers in your mouth and eyes.
Don't hug and kiss strangers. (I'm talking about all the constant casual sexual encounters still ongoing)
Stay away from people who are sneezing and coughing.
blah blah blah
California just had to change their laws about going to church.
Not that I go because those bastards are nothing but a show begging for money but I'm all for letting people go if they want to.
I'd go to church if they would revoke their LLC Bullshit.
And change their format which is identical to a Rock Concert or any secular show.
I swear every single church that I know of these days are a corporation which completely goes against their teachings.
Starbucks and a Bookstore in a Church???
Fucking Starbucks has a Siren for their Logo.
Fuck Off You Stupid Fucks that is a Witchcraft Logo lol.
So is the Logo for Nike.
Church is so infiltrated and compromised, no wonder Jesus hasn't came back yet.
Joseph Prince... Fuck You and Your Fake Name.
Oh and Fuck those Assholes selling Miracle Tap Water!
Thanks Monet. Yes the amount of hidden symbolism in many a company is alarming. As you know these things go deep (the Voodoo donut post from a VCT forum member with the picture of donuts and logos is a perfect example of highly disturbing hidden symbolism).
Since this is a Smart Money thread, I'll take Joel Osteen for the over on whether he beats his next quarter's revenue expectation.
Back to our regular scheduled programming of watching me toss my money away in the Book.
Oilers -1.5 +135
400 to win 540 dollars
2 Team Parlay
Oilers -1.5 +135
Blues -1.5 +165
60 bucks to win 313.65
Make it fun.
Bet against my picks!!
Mike Smith in Goal for the Oilers.
We're Dead.
Like stealing candy from a baby.
I should move to Vegas and gamble for a living.
Just fired on this and already have buyers remorse.
3 Team parlay.
Det/Fla 1st period OV 1.5 -125
Edm/Ott 1st period OV 1.5 -155
Vegas -1.5 +110
Interesting approach.
Fast and Loose with no waiting for period 2 or 3, eh?
Fuck The Orgasm of getting the Empty Netter!?
That is the best part of betting the Puck Line.
That tension you feel, watching the game, up by 1 goal while the other team pulls their goalie...
Tap It In... Just Tap It In!
Gibson has given me some trouble in the past but Fleury has been Lights Out.
Not sure what I am betting today as they all look so juicy.
Life is Hard.
Tough day at the Book.
Whenever I love everything I know it is time to run for the door.
I could go on and on and post what I like but here is what I actually bet with cash...
Red Wings vs Panthers = Over 5.5 -120
$300 to Win $250
2 Team Parlay
Oilers -1.5 +132
Panthers -1.5 +126
$160 to Win $838.95
I need a vacation.
100%
I looked at a couple posts from simpdog at PFA.
It is very rare that I look at that forum.
Funny how we both made the same stealing candy from a baby comment about the oilers game yesterday.
He posted 8 hours before I did.
It seems like he posts up the simple picks.
I could do that.
Just give you a list of my picks daily but it isn't personal enough for me.
I get more out of it when I show exactly how much I have in action.
Most of this is for my own enjoyment.
Eventually, the Hammer will come down crushing my bankroll if I continue.
You have no clue how hard it is to bet in the book and have the mental problems I have.
Make a U-Turn in traffic because all you can hear is Marcus Hogberg is in Goal today...
MARCUS HOGBERG IS IN GOAL TODAY...
MARCUS HOGBERG IS IN GOAL TODAY!
Tough Day here for Grapes but look at these boards and the ice.
None of that NASCAR Bullshit we see today.
Now they got advertisement on the helmets.
First game of the 2021 season I was watching the Penguins saying to myself...
These Fuckers sold the helmet now.
Had to look it up on the interweb and sure enough because of Corona and loss of money they sold all the NHL helmet space for money.
Listen to the announcers calling the game.
This is when sports had great announcers.
Today it is a bunch of women fumbling all over trying to do color or make political statments.
Makes me want to puke.
Don't be Political, Don't be Funny... Just call the Fucking Game.
By the way, what a run of dominance in these years by Montreal, the NY Islanders and Edmonton Oilers.
Honorable Mention of the Flyers for a couple years winning back to back Cups as they basically beat you into submisson.
Literally Beat You Up lol.
1970 - 2000 ... Great Time for Hockey.
Now its a bunch of pussies who can't even take off their helmets when they fight.
Two fights right off the bat in the Ottawa game yesterday and I was like: What's the Fucking Point??
I thought I wasn't going to watch or pay for the NHL CENTER ICE anymore but I was wrong.
I'm still a sucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3o5YkiRuTC4
I remember that game as a kid. Gilles Glibert, 1 of the best( funniest) names ever, looked like a complete jackass on the Lafleur goal ! No advertising on the boards till around 87-88ish. I agree hockey was the best mid 70s to mid 90s. The 2 most exciting teams to watch, for pure goal scoring were 84-88 Oilers and 91-93 Pens. It wasn't uncommon to see 10-8 games back in that Era !
Can't forget those UGLY coveralls the Flyers had in 82 I believe, NASTY but funny as hell.
I got Egg all over my Face.
Painful.
Go Get 'Em dannyj... Knights Puck Line for the 3 Teamer!
I watched the whole game.
You were in position to get the empty netter but no joy.
Same thing happened to me awhile back with Tampa vs Nashville.
Up 4-1 in the third and they blew it.
I had a couple grand on the game with the puck line.
Made me gun shy on them but of course they have crushed Nashville the last 3 games and I didn't bet.
I'm not sure if it is Fun or Evil.