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Originally Posted by
mickeycrimm
Quote:
Originally Posted by
blackhole
I don’t know why anyone would come here doubting the math and questioning why their getting their asses kicked.
If you loss 50K in a year, just get another 50K and keep playing. Keep repeating this strategy. Don’t worry, it’ll all work out within 20 years. The math is your god. Listen and pray to it before you enter any casinos.
I put my first machine play down 23 years ago with just $23 in my pocket. When I got through with that play my bankroll was up to $38. When I got through with the next play,....a week later I had $1200 in my pocket.....a month later I had 5K in my pocket. That's how I started. I've never gone back the other way and busted out. Fuck a bustout.
And do you wanna prove THAT?
No wonder your life couldn't handle not posting on forums. You'd go INSANE! if you didn't have a place to concoct all your silly gambling fabrications.
I can see the gravestone already. It says:
HERE LIES 'ol mickey
His hands always sticky
Tall tales abound
More than his belly is round
His casino adventures
Cost him his dentures
His old junk car
Was won at some bar
His life began fuzzy
A hobo...was he?
He'd hop on a train
Cause he had no brain
With no education
He'd sleep with vegetation
A girlfriend you say?
Ha!...NO FREAKIN' WAY
His life has meant nothing
Aside from his puffing
A lonely old man
In the frying pan
Yes, now that he's old
He's chasing fool's gold
The tribes are his latest
Fabrication hiatus
So sit down my friend
You're close to your end
Close another bar
Cause that's who you are
The end. :)