I forgot you can bet regulation only.
Makes Sense now.
I bet a 600 dollar Two Team Parlay.
Chickened Out on the 3 Teamer.
Knights -1.5 EV
Lightning -1.5 -145
600 to win 1,427.60
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I forgot you can bet regulation only.
Makes Sense now.
I bet a 600 dollar Two Team Parlay.
Chickened Out on the 3 Teamer.
Knights -1.5 EV
Lightning -1.5 -145
600 to win 1,427.60
Ok, this is what I bet tonight.
I have a problem with parlays. I bet them too often and add too many legs. Did it again below.
Anyhow, let me echo your earlier sentiment about this is my own personal fun (hell). Caveat Emptor.
TBL TT (team total) over 3.5 -135
Bruins TT over 2.5 -195
Panthers ML -120
Kings/Vegas over 5.5 -121
Now we're having some fun!Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyj
Misery loves company.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLQ2TIul8pI
Pay Me Fuckers!
Nice job on your parlay Monet.
I had to get cute on the team totals instead of just going with the side. Oh well there’s always tomorrow.
4 Teamers are difficult but fun when they hit.Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyj
I like playing them in Football and Baseball.
Straight Bets are usually our best bet but you know... Greed.
I'm eyeballing the Canadians tomorrow for the bounce back.
Gotta keep targeting against Ottawa and Detroit.
It's another minus/minus bet.
Currently Montreal -1.5 -105
Hopefully Hogberg is in goal as they haven't posted that information yet.
I cashed the ticket and made another bet.
Just like I said... Montreal -1.5 EV
At least the line moved in a positive direction for me.
I only bet 300 to win 300 because if I lose I can target later games.
For instance these possibilities:
Penguins/Islanders = Over 5.5 -115
St. Louis Blues -1.5 +150
Ducks Money Line -115
You read it here before puck drop and for free!
Good luck Monet.
I'm going to come along on MTL -1.5 parlayed with Blues/Coyotes OV 5.5.
This is getting to be fun.
Nice to have a partner in crime.
Can't wait for Baseball Season to start now!!
Murray is in goal and I'm not too keen on Montreal.
It's all about not believing that Ottawa can win.
Same goes for the Red Wings and LA Kings.
I'll be targeting those 3 teams all season long.
No Joy In Mudville.
Too lazy to bet my late games yesterday and of course Penguins Over covers along with Ducks winning in a shootout.
Mental Bets never Pay.
I guess no reason to bet in the NHL today as I have the Under on the Super Bowl.
Might as well sweat out that action before anymore stupidity.
The Under came in on the Super Bowl.
I'm pretty sure Covid is over since they were all hugging and kissing each other while passing the trophy around.
Kissing the Trophy as well.
So much for that Bullshit Social Distancing.
I decided to total up my wins and losses since I started this thread.
I didn't post every bet that I made and certainly not every bet beforehand.
I have to try to do better in the future.
Sometimes I am out doing other things while making a bet with no time to really post.
I don't bet units or keep track very well as I just bet.
Anyways...
4400 Dollars in Loss.
8301.25 Dollars in Wins. (8300 to keep it simple)
+3900 Dollars in 2 months.
Better than usual in the book for me.
Not sure if I like anything tomorrow.
Yes I get that feeling too. If you go to a medical facility for a shingles shot, you cannot enter the building without getting your temperature checked, followed by covid exposure/contact questions.Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
However as I wrote in a different post, grocery stores have Magic Covid Destroyer Spray disseminated through the ventilation system of the store. As a result, on a visit to Walmart, no one checked my temperature at the door and no one asked me questions about getting exposed to Covid (but they do check that you have a mask in order to enter the store). Since it wasn't busy I got a flu shot. I just sat down in a chair in the store and someone came out and pressed my shoulder with the shot (covered by my insurance). Then I went and bought some groceries and left.
Well Said!Quote:
Originally Posted by tableplay
A few other things..
Asymptomatic = Bullshit
Shoes catch the virus = Bullshit
Dog's Feet catch the virus = Bullshit
It's in the air = Bullshit (This isn't 12 Monkeys)
It's in the Mail = Bullshit
It's on the Money = Bullshit
You catch it from the ATM = Bullshit
You catch it from Elevator Buttons = Bullshit
China beat the Virus = Bullshit, unless they have the cure because they created the virus
etc etc...
How long we been living with HIV and AIDS???
Nobody forcing anyone to wear a condom?
This shit is pretty simple.
Wash your hands.
Don't put your fingers in your mouth and eyes.
Don't hug and kiss strangers. (I'm talking about all the constant casual sexual encounters still ongoing)
Stay away from people who are sneezing and coughing.
blah blah blah
California just had to change their laws about going to church.
Not that I go because those bastards are nothing but a show begging for money but I'm all for letting people go if they want to.
I'd go to church if they would revoke their LLC Bullshit.
And change their format which is identical to a Rock Concert or any secular show.
I swear every single church that I know of these days are a corporation which completely goes against their teachings.
Starbucks and a Bookstore in a Church???
Fucking Starbucks has a Siren for their Logo.
Fuck Off You Stupid Fucks that is a Witchcraft Logo lol.
So is the Logo for Nike.
Church is so infiltrated and compromised, no wonder Jesus hasn't came back yet.
Joseph Prince... Fuck You and Your Fake Name.
Oh and Fuck those Assholes selling Miracle Tap Water!
Thanks Monet. Yes the amount of hidden symbolism in many a company is alarming. As you know these things go deep (the Voodoo donut post from a VCT forum member with the picture of donuts and logos is a perfect example of highly disturbing hidden symbolism).Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
Since this is a Smart Money thread, I'll take Joel Osteen for the over on whether he beats his next quarter's revenue expectation.
Back to our regular scheduled programming of watching me toss my money away in the Book.
Oilers -1.5 +135
400 to win 540 dollars
2 Team Parlay
Oilers -1.5 +135
Blues -1.5 +165
60 bucks to win 313.65
Make it fun.
Bet against my picks!!
Not sure I should be posting in a thread titled Smart Money as mine has been anything but....Quote:
Originally Posted by monet
But here goes. Sorry, but I also like EDM -1.5
Oilers -1.5 +132 parlayed with
Car/CBJ OV 5.5 -129
At least you learned to never bet against Brady.Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyj
That Fucker made a Deal with the Devil.
The Blues can't lose forever to the Coyotes.
That shit is pissing me off lol.
Tomorrow's Target... Chicago and Detroit.
Fuckers can't win two in a row.
Mike Smith in Goal for the Oilers.
We're Dead.