When Weakness Prevails, Show Them The Meaning of Strength

OK people, enough with the petty arguing, lying, spinning, etc. etc. etc. This is supposedly a gambling-related site, so in the spirit of LV, I have a plan for something I've been thinking about the past week or so. I just turned 73 last week and I don't want to be a forum rat any longer. It's really unbecoming for someone like me when you take a good look at it.

We've got a collection of big-shot/all-balls/high-rolling men-about-town AP's on this forum who absolutely hate and will lie and go to any lengths in order to cope with any time I post pictures of my winners, my NEWELL from the past....basically any of the positive things I've chosen to share from my years as a professional and recreational gambler. So because we have these well-heeled casino experts around this place--and because I want to make one more contribution to this group before ending my posting career for good--I have what may turn out to be a lucrative offer for one of you. And WHO DOESN'T LIKE MONEY!

Here's what I'm asking & will do: you guys get around town. I only occasionally do any more. I'm asking if anyone knows for sure where I can find and play a multi-play $25 UX machine. I haven't seen one but I hardly get around.

My goal is to finish my playing career and forum career by putting up a final $400,000 in an effort to win a quarter million, and quit forever. I'll pay the person who locates this or these machines 5% of my W2G winners which will hopefully be substantial. And this way there will be no ambiguity as to the amount.

Now I know this bunch: you're gonna come up with as many negative lies and twists as you can think of, all because of hate and jealousy. But one way or another, I will play this machine, and I prefer not to have to go around looking myself.

This won't happen for a few months, but it will happen. And only the ones I talk to and chat with privately will hear from me after I put an end to forum posting, and VP playing for good.

How many lines does it have to be?

I trust you will video your play and post a link to it here?

If not, how would we know whether you succeeded or not?

1. Five-play.

2. No video spectacle. The person who locates the machine(s) can watch if they want to.

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

1. Five-play.

2. No video spectacle. The person who locates the machine(s) can watch if they want to.

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I don't think that exists. The highest I have ever seen is $10. I don't even know if UX 5 play $25 even exists. If the setting exists I do know a casino that would most likely set it up with a reasonable committment.

What game do you want with what pay table?

I would not go too far into this until Rob gives a specific date/time. This will be another one of those string'em-along bullshit scenarios that will never come to fruition.

I have no idea what it takes to contact a casino to do this.

Honestly don't need too much video.. isn't there a win screen you can video and pan around to yourself on the biggest licks? No spectacle, just "trust yet verify."

Rob, demand 9/6 double double bonus. It’s a 99.8% game.

I'm asking if the game is available anywhere, and I wouldn't know if it even exists on a game king menu. If the game/denomination combination isn't available anywhere but IS on the menu, that was plan B: to walk into a Hi-limit slots room and ask for four $100k tickets that I would play if they made the game available to me.

I'm risking $400k because I sold the Newell for $505k, and if I lose then I still retain a small portion of the main purchase from my DU days. This will be the end of my time playing serious money on VP, and maybe even close out my casino-going days. It will also mark the end of the blessings I've bestowed upon various forums throughout the years. Kew take note.

So I'm gonna go out with either a bang or a thud. I chose a goal of winning minimum $250k and quit because that's about the amount I lost as a talented but distracted-by-work/travel AP that started the Rob Singer era--which has been, in no uncertain terms, quite the ride. Either way, I leave a winner. Root against me if you wish. But that could very well be fruitless also. I've lived a charmed and blessed life.

Hack away if you like!

Good luck with this endeavor. Meanwhile, I'll start formally trying to track down those folks you reported who called you claiming to be working for me. I want to get to the bottom of this before you retire, so I'll get the ball rolling. I'll report on this tomorrow.

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

Rob, demand 9/6 double double bonus. It’s a 99.8% game.

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It'll probably come down to that if I have a choice, but I'm partial to going all the way on this with TDB, 9/7 if possible. I hit the Aces with a kicker on that $25 machine at Wynn, and it was an exhilarating feeling getting a max jackpot payout for a simple quad.

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

I hit the Aces with a kicker on that $25 machine at Wynn, and it was an exhilarating feeling getting a max jackpot payout for a simple quad.

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It is THAT feeling and the pursuit of THAT feeling by "ploppy" type losing players like yourself, from which Wynn and all the other casinos on the strip were built. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

I hit the Aces with a kicker on that $25 machine at Wynn, and it was an exhilarating feeling getting a max jackpot payout for a simple quad.

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It is THAT feeling and the pursuit of THAT feeling by "ploppy" type losing players like yourself, from which Wynn and all the other casinos on the strip were built. :rolleyes:

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In one of the more obvious presumptions of all time kew, you do not belong anywhere near any topic that has anything to do with "strength".

Also, since max was so generous in providing a suggestion that resulted in a Plan B (I didn't think of it beforehand) I decided to forego my offer, and l'll instead pursue checking with various Hi-limit rooms to see if the $25 five-play UX game is something available and/or they're willing to provide me in return for $400k in action. I've called half a dozen casinos so far, and none of them offer it. So we're right now planning a trip back to Az. and then onto Nevada to begin the quest. It's not something that can be done over the phone.

Kew--doesnt this just send a tingle all over your body? Sort of like the same type of thrill you get from NAMBLA. :)

You are just a really gross, sick old man.

But continue on with your latest attention seeking fantasy.

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

OK people, enough with the petty arguing, lying, spinning, etc. etc. etc. This is supposedly a gambling-related site, so in the spirit of LV, I have a plan for something I've been thinking about the past week or so. I just turned 73 last week and I don't want to be a forum rat any longer. It's really unbecoming for someone like me when you take a good look at it.

We've got a collection of big-shot/all-balls/high-rolling men-about-town AP's on this forum who absolutely hate and will lie and go to any lengths in order to cope with any time I post pictures of my winners, my NEWELL from the past....basically any of the positive things I've chosen to share from my years as a professional and recreational gambler. So because we have these well-heeled casino experts around this place--and because I want to make one more contribution to this group before ending my posting career for good--I have what may turn out to be a lucrative offer for one of you. And WHO DOESN'T LIKE MONEY!

Here's what I'm asking & will do: you guys get around town. I only occasionally do any more. I'm asking if anyone knows for sure where I can find and play a multi-play $25 UX machine. I haven't seen one but I hardly get around.

My goal is to finish my playing career and forum career by putting up a final $400,000 in an effort to win a quarter million, and quit forever. I'll pay the person who locates this or these machines 5% of my W2G winners which will hopefully be substantial. And this way there will be no ambiguity as to the amount.

Now I know this bunch: you're gonna come up with as many negative lies and twists as you can think of, all because of hate and jealousy. But one way or another, I will play this machine, and I prefer not to have to go around looking myself.

This won't happen for a few months, but it will happen. And only the ones I talk to and chat with privately will hear from me after I put an end to forum posting, and VP playing for good.

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I seem to have missed those Newell pictures. I saw the ones of the Newell at the dealership, but not the ones with Rob's family. Does anybody know what threads those old Newell pics are in?

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

I'm asking if the game is available anywhere, and I wouldn't know if it even exists on a game king menu. If the game/denomination combination isn't available anywhere but IS on the menu, that was plan B: to walk into a Hi-limit slots room and ask for four $100k tickets that I would play if they made the game available to me.

I'm risking $400k because I sold the Newell for $505k, and if I lose then I still retain a small portion of the main purchase from my DU days. This will be the end of my time playing serious money on VP, and maybe even close out my casino-going days. It will also mark the end of the blessings I've bestowed upon various forums throughout the years. Kew take note.

So I'm gonna go out with either a bang or a thud. I chose a goal of winning minimum $250k and quit because that's about the amount I lost as a talented but distracted-by-work/travel AP that started the Rob Singer era--which has been, in no uncertain terms, quite the ride. Either way, I leave a winner. Root against me if you wish. But that could very well be fruitless also. I've lived a charmed and blessed life.

Hack away if you like!

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:D :) :D :)

Once you re-inject the Newell it really causes the new story to lack credibility. But carry on.

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Originally Posted by redietz

I seem to have missed those Newell pictures. I saw the ones of the Newell at the dealership, but not the ones with Rob's family. Does anybody know what threads those old Newell pics are in?

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Aren't they in the thread where Rob proclaims himself emperor?

Wasn't the Newell shown in his coronation pics?

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

You are just a really gross, sick old man.

But continue on with your latest attention seeking fantasy.

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And this....coming from a gay mutant with a two-time loser bad ticker, infected blood, and who's had Covid multiple times.

More laughs than a barrel full of monkeys!

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Originally Posted by MisterV

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Originally Posted by redietz

I seem to have missed those Newell pictures. I saw the ones of the Newell at the dealership, but not the ones with Rob's family. Does anybody know what threads those old Newell pics are in?

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Aren't they in the thread where Rob proclaims himself emperor?

Wasn't the Newell shown in his coronation pics?

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How about---the Newell was shown in the RV Trader for sale ad. You know, the ad where it's specifically illegal to put someone else's RV up for sale, and where the seller is required to provide proof of ownership for rigs that expensive prior to them posting the ad? Anybody home in there McFly?

I see max is now pouting that I cut him out of a big payday (for someone like him, anyway). I haven't checked, but there's a high probability he sent me another one of his kumbaya' PM's when he smells money and tries to be first in line for a shot at it. Pathetic. I almost feel like his daddy. Only kew humiliates himself more. :)

My last post until I find out if and where I can put my final hi-limit VP play into action. If I can and I lose, I'll say it. If I win I'll post a picture. If there's no way to do UX then maybe I'll play standard $25 five-play, or even $100 triple-play for my swan song. Whatever happens, afterwards all that you'll have is a treasure trove of fond Rob Singer memories to keep you company on your darkest of days.

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Originally Posted by Rob.Singer

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Originally Posted by MisterV

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Originally Posted by redietz

I seem to have missed those Newell pictures. I saw the ones of the Newell at the dealership, but not the ones with Rob's family. Does anybody know what threads those old Newell pics are in?

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Aren't they in the thread where Rob proclaims himself emperor?

Wasn't the Newell shown in his coronation pics?

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How about---the Newell was shown in the RV Trader for sale ad. You know, the ad where it's specifically illegal to put someone else's RV up for sale, and where the seller is required to provide proof of ownership for rigs that expensive prior to them posting the ad? Anybody home in there McFly?

I see max is now pouting that I cut him out of a big payday (for someone like him, anyway). I haven't checked, but there's a high probability he sent me another one of his kumbaya' PM's when he smells money and tries to be first in line for a shot at it. Pathetic. I almost feel like his daddy. Only kew humiliates himself more. :)

My last post until I find out if and where I can put my final hi-limit VP play into action. If I can and I lose, I'll say it. If I win I'll post a picture. If there's no way to do UX then maybe I'll play standard $25 five-play, or even $100 triple-play for my swan song. Whatever happens, afterwards all that you'll have is a treasure trove of fond Rob Singer memories to keep you company on your darkest of days.

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Who cares about the money? I just want to see you play that. I will pay$1k to attend the game as long as you play at least 500 hands or reach your win goal.

Once you injected the Newell then that has made it clear what this is all about. So I won't hold my breath. I will wait patiently to view the w2-g from your dealt UX royal that you said would be available in the fall.

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Originally Posted by MaxPen

I will pay$1k to attend the game

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I'll pay $1K to attend and stand next to Crapgame.

I'll consider matching $1K to watch, next to any other forum regular.

Put up or shut up.