Mickey Crimm’s new favorite phrase on twitter

Mickey (who makes shit up) Crimm’s new favorite phrase: “I don’t know shit. So stop bothering me.”

“I had dropped out of action when Hex came out so have no experience with it. So don’t take what I’ve said to mean they didn’t change the Hexes. I don’t know if they did or not.“

Mickey Crimm could not provide a “closed form solution” (used loosely here) involving algebra for CM2; don’t worry I set up the algebraic equation in a separate thread.

And here’s Mickey (who makes shit up) Crimm’s earlier position on Hex 3.

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Originally Posted by mickeycrimm

You are absolutely correct that I have never written anything about Hex 3. Your implication in pointing that out is you think I'm not capable of analyzing that game. Well, even tho I have no experience with pre-cal, market failure or stochastic whatever the fuck, I guarantee you I would have no trouble analyzing the game.

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We all would like to see Mickey Crimm independently (as without help from others) show how he arrived at a “closed form solution” (used loosely here) for Hex 3. We are not talking heuristics like play if one away from a bonus round or reel 3. We are talking a breakeven solution for Hex 3 in the same vein that I supplied for CM2. Basically, I am asking Mickey Crimm to set up, derive and solve the breakeven point for Hex 3 all by himself.

My advice: Please don’t drink Mickey Crimm’s kool-aid.

Mickey Crimm will tell you GE never got nerfed. MC doesn’t play in my neck of the woods but he knows everything (sarcasm intended) despite scavengers losing badly playing old numbers in nerfed bonus games.

Hey, whats up, Nerftard, er, excrementAP. Or should I call you Ploplivesmatter? Back for more assclowning,eh?

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Originally Posted by Ex-AP

Mickey (who makes shit up) Crimm’s new favorite phrase: “I don’t know shit. So stop bothering me.”

“I had dropped out of action when Hex came out so have no experience with it. So don’t take what I’ve said to mean they didn’t change the Hexes. I don’t know if they did or not.“

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This is funny shit. I have a thousand followers on twitter. NerftardAP thinks he's snitching on me here. Why would I tell a thousand people on twitter but think I'm hiding it from VCT. VCT readers also follow me on twitter. NerftardAP is just an immature troll.

NerftardAP is on record saying I said game configurations never change. Straight up lie. I never said that. I said its nothing one really has to worry about most of the time.

NerftardAP, if you really want to impress us then tell us what the RTP of the Hexes are, the original version and the nerfed version. Regale us with your, ahem, brilliance using stochastics, heuristics, and all those other big words you use when simple addition, subtraction, multiplying and dividing will work. Show us the math, big fella. It's either that or you don't have a hair on your ass.