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You have played a lot of both craps and VP, and when you married one of your wives you got hitched at a craps table at Caesars (very cool).
My question: if you decide to seek marital bliss again, will you marry in a casino and if so will the rabbi unite the two of you in front of a VP machine this time?
Love, like luck, is a fickle mistress.
In honor of the retard Tasha and since it’s seems relevant (and it was on the bottom of this thread), here’s an old V post for a good laugh today.
That is insane to be married at a craps table. Wow. What a life.
One of many outrageous moments for Alan the forum legend.
The only thing missing was the Elvis impersonator.
Think about the mentality required to maintain a fascination with 2 six sided objects for decades.......RIP
The dollar is technically a six sided object and most people maintain a fascination, even worse obsession with it their entire lives. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxPen
Hey MaxPen, what is with the RIP thing? I don't get it? :confused: Can you explain it to me like I am uneducated?
If I am being honest, there is something about that picture at the craps table, I don't know, while it seems innocent enough, oddly makes me want to just slap the crap out of Alan for being such an idiot. Maybe it is the shit-eating grin on his face, like he thinks he is the coolest cat ever. :rolleyes:
Be careful, the bastard will be saying you are threatening him with violence next and crying to Mike more.Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
And the guy who has claimed he won over $125,000 in his last 10 days of play will back him up. After all, the greatest gambler and stock picker of all time seems to be infatuated with little old you.
Having been a divorce lawyer for many years I applaud Alan for marrying at a craps table: marriage is always a gamble.
Well played, Alan, well played.
You either get it or you don't. It is not my responsibility to enlighten the clown world we currently reside in.....RIP :)Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Kind of humorous that a guy who goes off the handle about someone saying they might have a gambling problem because of the image “I have a business,” had no concern about the image getting married at a craps table would portray to some.
I am sure you do. Good for business. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by MisterV
I picked up on it, the other day. Obviously, it's a subconscious, Freudian cry for help out of the gutter of life. The vast majority of suckers eventually wise up, and, then, stop it. The casinos know this, so, piss on them as long as possible. Even the loss of a loved one eventually resolves itself for most people. But, being an AP is per se for life. Truly no escape from another form of "matrix" of the mind. Endless suckers compelled to endlessly tell their stories, of fantasy worlds, to no one.Quote:
Originally Posted by MaxPenYou either get it or you don't. It is not my responsibility to enlighten the clown world we currently reside in.....RIP :)Quote:
Originally Posted by kewlJ
Yeah, KJ, a dollar bill has six faces. But how many beneath those? Although a step or two up from Trump, it's no wonder that Biden runs you guys.