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I predict that we will see an unprecedented number of flights to Anctartica as Anctartica will be considered the safest place on Earth despite being REALLY, REALLY cold. Hey, let's make this interesting. We're all Gambling people right? ;) What is the over/Under on Anctartica being hailed as worldwide "Safe place" and being suddenly one of the top moved to places during this Covid-19 epidemic? ;)
Nay, the U.P. of MI is the safest place. Only 3 cases of the virus and one died so only two left. The Yoopers are going to close the Mackinaw bridge to keep all you folks out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
https://www.mininggazette.com/news/2...n-place-order/
We'll sneak in through Wisconsin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Midwest PlayerNay, the U.P. of MI is the safest place. Only 3 cases of the virus and one died so only two left. The Yoopers are going to close the Mackinaw bridge to keep all you folks out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
https://www.mininggazette.com/news/2...n-place-order/
Midwest Player, if your stats are correct, it sounds your area is the most dangerous place in the world to live. One third of the people who get the virus die in your area. That’s over three times the death rate of Italy, which currently has the highest death rate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Midwest PlayerNay, the U.P. of MI is the safest place. Only 3 cases of the virus and one died so only two left. The Yoopers are going to close the Mackinaw bridge to keep all you folks out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
https://www.mininggazette.com/news/2...n-place-order/
I guess the trick in your area is to stay away from people so you don’t get it, because if you do get it, it’s pretty much kiss it goodbye. I think I’m staying in my area where the death rate is only 1.5%.
Good luck surviving up there. Sounds like you need some guns and ammo to hold people off.
Tasha, are you hopeing to move to the Antarctica in hopes of meeting someone who will lick you like a fudgesicle?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
According to the LGBTQ Nation...
Lesbians
Gays
Bi-Sexuals
Transgenders
Queers
are at a higher risk of infection and death with the Kung Fu Flu.
https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2020/03/...k-coronavirus/
LMAO! I was RIGHT! :D According to Google, Anctartica does NOT have the Covid-19! :D And people are seriously considering going there to run away from the Covid-19! :D When I'm right, I'm right! :D
I've been down there a few times. If someone decides to lick Tasha like a fudgesicle, their tongue will get stuck and it'll be they who scream instead of her, and she won't get to experience the finer points of a good licking.
Fly right in to Antarctica airport, grab a Cinnabon on the way out to a cab to take you to the nearest Marriot. Hang at the pool, maybe a little workout at the gym and then a delicious dinner at the restaurant. Wake up bright and early the next morning and do a little penguin watching in the dark of day.
The Indians are going to be guarding the U.P. - WI border. Maybe Tasha can bribe them by offering them a gift certificate, and just maybe, they will let her in, but there is no hope for the rest of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimmWe'll sneak in through Wisconsin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Midwest PlayerNay, the U.P. of MI is the safest place. Only 3 cases of the virus and one died so only two left. The Yoopers are going to close the Mackinaw bridge to keep all you folks out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tasha
https://www.mininggazette.com/news/2...n-place-order/
On the far western access to the U.P. the Bad River Indians will be guarding the road thru their reservation. Good luck if you try to sneak around their road and try to cross the Bad River. There is a reason why they call it the Bad River.
Coming up from the South you are going to run into the Nimrod Indians. Do you know what Nimrod means? Just be certain you know the true meaning of this word before you try to mess with them.
And if you try to enter the U.P. from even farther east you are going to have to get by the Oneida Indians, then the Potawatomi Indians (the Pot for short), and if you can manage to get by them, then you will have to deal with the Mole Lake Indians. Believe me (sounds like Trump doesn't it) they are some fierce fighters.
Midwest Player, why would anybody want to come to the UP to escape this virus? You just said your area has the highest death rate in the world, at 33%.Quote:
Originally Posted by Midwest PlayerThe Indians are going to be guarding the U.P. - WI border. Maybe Tasha can bribe them by offering them a gift certificate, and just maybe, they will let her in, but there is no hope for the rest of you.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimmWe'll sneak in through Wisconsin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Midwest Player
On the far western access to the U.P. the Bad River Indians will be guarding the road thru their reservation. Good luck if you try to sneak around their road and try to cross the Bad River. There is a reason why they call it the Bad River.
Coming up from the South you are going to run into the Nimrod Indians. Do you know what Nimrod means? Just be certain you know the true meaning of this word before you try to mess with them.
And if you try to enter the U.P. from even farther east you are going to have to get by the Oneida Indians, then the Potawatomi Indians (the Pot for short), and if you can manage to get by them, then you will have to deal with the Mole Lake Indians. Believe me (sounds like Trump doesn't it) they are some fierce fighters.
I like Tash’s advice of heading to Antarctica. This sounds better than holing up in a bunker like Kj is doing. When Tasha lets me know when the next plane is leaving for Antarctica, I’m on it.
One other comment: If the Mole Lake Indians are such fierce fighters why are they on some stupid reservation. Sounds like they surrendered and are now relaxing on the government dole. Nothing fierce about that.