What is your casino fantasy?

What is your casino fantasy? Let's have something on the "creative side" so nothing as mundane as "hitting megabucks for $12-million" or having a craps roll that lasts four hours. Let's have something a bit "different" but "possible" or at least something that isn't as extreme as hitting megabucks with the last $3 in your pocket until the next welfare check comes in.

Let's also avoid writing about the fantasy of hitting the $2-million payout on the last of the Majestic Lions slot machines at the MGM Grand. Yes, there is one machine left from the bank of progressives and eventually someone will hit it. We all have that fantasy -- even if you don't risk $3 per pull.

So here's mine: I am sitting at an 8/5 Bonus video poker machine and it gets "stuck" on dealing and paying for three-of-a-kind which pays $15 for every $5 bet. The payoffs are small enough not to draw any attention and I just sit there, tapping the keys and watching the credit meter go up and up and up and up....

I just went thru one. I was in a horrible quad drought, but ever since a trip to a Sacramento casino I've had the golden touch. I won every time I went into a local casino when we returned, and the results was THOUSANDS in profit. Now I'm living the final part of the fantasy--showing how even in the midst of an amazing hot streak, that it is I who controls the casinos instead of letting them control me. I know after all this mid to high limit play, I'll be getting all sorts of "sweet" offers meant to reel me in for a shot at getting their former money back. But they're doing that with the wrong guy. I'm staying away until at least mid April.

I kind of like the idea at the end of Stephen King's The Stand. I'm out in the desert, looking back at LV as a nuclear blast from the Plaza levels the city.

Sitting next to Singer at a VP machine without him knowing it and "accidently" spill a complete tray of drinks all over him when the cocktail waitress walks by to deliver me a drink. When it happens, I'll light a giant cigar, start laughing out really loud to annoy him even more and enjoy the scene while pushing the buttons on my machine and on my first hand I get a royal flush.

Can't help yourself vegaslover, can you!

Don't feel bad. It's why I prevail in every debate and online argument.:)

I'm glad you have that feeling Rob ;)

You've prevailed so many times you've been thrown out almost everywhere.

Now you've got me at a crossroads. I'm struggling with trying to figure out if I should retire from posting here, now that I've taken on and made mincemeat out of the several side shows here, and I've completely deflated arci's bag of lies and brought his house of cards down, while exposing and embarrassing him for the truly despicable way he treated his wife when he was going broke at the "*EV machines" in his failed LV move!

Please help me decide.

Oh you won't stop. You wouldn't know how number 2 poster boy. Now, why don't you get yourself away from that computer and devote some of your precious time to that wonderful life waiting for you in your RV.

We're still waiting for all that paperwork Rob. You're overdue about 6 months, clock is ticking tik tok.

Wow, Robbie is a projecting machine at the moment. Chuckle, chuckle ...

Everything anyone ever wanted to know about him is spilling from his comments. You just got to love it.

My casino fantasy has nothing to do with gambling. Nuff said.

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